tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71632954473730744912024-10-06T22:57:10.396-07:00Cool Stories BrotherGreentextan all day everydayUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163295447373074491.post-81940075355279571622010-09-15T21:36:00.001-07:002010-09-15T21:37:06.962-07:00>Love Story Part 2 Finale<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Later that night.</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Go over to her house</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Look around </span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>It's very neat</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>She comes out of her bedroom</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Screams at me tells me to "Get the fuck out"</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Then we fucked out</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163295447373074491.post-21995106069475381182010-09-14T18:58:00.000-07:002010-09-14T19:08:02.623-07:00>Love Story Part 1<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Get off the bus </span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Walk down the sidewalk</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>The sign says "stop" so I stand and wait there</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>A girl walks next to me</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Do a quick peek at her</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>She was looking at me</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>She wants to fuck...</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163295447373074491.post-27720492409532344962010-09-14T18:46:00.000-07:002010-09-14T18:46:11.604-07:00>What a Twist!!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Taking a shower</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>No place on the shelves so I placed the shampoo bottle on the floor</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Bend down to get some hair out of the drain.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Be a little girl living with my father</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Suddenly, I get sick</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Dad works his ass off to buy my medicines</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>It seems that I will die anyways</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Always play with these two twins, get letters from some nice guy that lives in a mansion, still happy despite everything</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Town gets invaded by monsters, people get murdered</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>I get kidnapped by this weird guy.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Dad kills the guys that end up not being so bad, In fact they are good and were going to save the day</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Humanity ends.</span></span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #38761d;"><span style="color: #38761d;"></span><span style="background-color: #274e13;"></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163295447373074491.post-36839502765601148712010-09-14T06:57:00.000-07:002010-09-14T18:35:23.665-07:00>Showeran<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Taking a shower</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>No place on the shelves so I placed the shampoo bottle on the floor</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Bend down to get some hair out of the drain.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Slip and fall</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>My face </span></span><br />
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</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163295447373074491.post-29118437377669001512010-09-14T03:44:00.001-07:002010-09-14T18:35:59.137-07:00>The Best Fashion Show Ever<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Girl I like asks me to do a school fashion show</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Say yes</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Guy that had to wear speeds dropped out</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>I fill in for him</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Try not to get a boner on stage while wearing them on stage</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>All goes well</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>When I get off stage everyone tells me my left testicle was hanging out</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163295447373074491.post-20612842332943790982010-09-14T03:37:00.001-07:002010-09-14T18:36:18.231-07:00>Inspection Day<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Spend all night fapping to cinemax pronz </span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Wake up go to school</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Penis inspection day</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Gym teacher suspicious</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>Get called out</span></span></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7163295447373074491.post-36670172203285534582010-09-14T03:16:00.000-07:002010-09-14T18:36:31.470-07:00>"Gay Kid"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>hanging out with the cool kids</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>feel accepted</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>cool kids start bullying Jacob the Geek</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>leader of the cool kids pulls Jacob's pants down</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>everyone laughs</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>I go down and pretend to suck Jacob's dick as part of the joke because I wanted to be funny</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>my lips accidently touch his dick</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>room immediately goes silent</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>girl in the back screams</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>guys all attack me and call me "gay kid"</span><br />
<span class="unkfunc" style="color: #789922;">>have to switch schools</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0