Copypasta Archive

Worf and Troy

2011-12-15T23:46:00.001-08:00

"Counselor Troy," Warf nodded, dutifully acknowledging the beautiful Diana as she entered mess hall. She turned her hair at him, but said nothing. She seated herself a table or so away from him, her back to his front.

They ate in silence for some time, but Warf would suddenly jerk from his food--what was that? He had heard a muffled, spluttering noise, a foul odor crept toward him moments later. He, sitting behind Diana, could see a deep brown stain spreading across the tight buns of her one-piece suit. He could see her arms held still at the table, posture rigid, he could smell fear(he could smell feces...) Diana was frozen in horror. No one else seemed to have noticed, ... yet.

She's afraid? Embarrassed? he pondered, suddenly. It was strange to feel for another, for a betazoid no less, they were strange creatures. Do I help her? What of her honor? It is not my place. But she is a woman? Warf loathes these emotions, this ambivalence! Arrgh. He erupts! He flips his table over, scattering food and dishes, Warf begins grunting and growling fiercely, barking in Klingon, pounding his chest, making such a scene, all eyes are on him...

Diana takes the cue and dashes for the exit, holding her hands over her buns as she hauls ass all the way back to her quarters. She showers and changes into a nice, fresh pair of stretchies. And she clasps her hands together in prayer, prayer to Warf, who in his own vile, animal way, had risked his honor to save her humiliation. She would never forget what Warf had done. Never.

9/11

2011-11-21T18:32:00.000-08:00

The official report by the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) relating to the two planes that crashed into WTC on September 11, 2001 shows that they were traveling at a speed of 945 km/h and 796 km/h respectively.

Pilots for 9/11 Truth, an international organization of pilots and aviation professionals, has pointed out that, according to the manufacturer, the Boeing 767 develops structural failure and dismembers at a speed surpassing 660 km/h when flying at near sea level in thick air. This has also been certified by a former senior NASA executive, Dwain Deets.

It necessarily follows that the aircraft that slammed into the World Trade Center could not have been the planes corresponding to commercial flights United 175 and American 11.

In his book The Big Lie, Thierry Meyssan had entertained the possibility that the two aircraft had actually been substituted by military planes according to the procedure contemplated in Operation Northwoods (p. 168).

The NTSB report, which was declassified at the request of Pilots for 9/11 Truth, had already revealed that the cockpit door of flight American 77 had remained locked from the time of take-off until it disappeared from radar screens and allegedly crashed at the Pentagon site. The logical conclusion is that it would have been materially impossible to highjack the flight.

I think my god is Gerald Jay Sussman

2011-11-20T21:41:00.001-08:00

This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman. It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp.; Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work. The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP. I swear, he was lying there with the book open. I don't even own a copy. I took it from him and he tried to bite me. A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman. Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp. Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason. He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song. When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it. Can someone help me?

CRT is better than LCD

2010-12-25T00:59:00.001-08:00

CRT is a much better technology than LCD.

1) Perfect black levels
2) Flawless off-axis viewing
3) Much faster refresh rate than LCD
4) Warmer, more natural image (thanks to scan lines and small granules)
5) Far longer life-span
6) Not subject to manufacture problems such as dead-pixels
7) Good range of compatibility with lower or non-standard resolutions without blurring

Given ultimate space and money the world's best CRT could easily crush the world's best LCD. So tell me /g/, why do you like your inferior screens that companies such as Samsung have brainwashed you to think is better than what already existed? The only cost-savings are on their end.

And the funny thing is you guys keep buying this crappy LCD technology and giving away your free CRTs on Craigslist. A fool and his dollar are soon parted I guess.

And before you start yapping about IPS panels:
Enjoy your slow G2G response to switch pixels already, not to mention that hidden input and scalar lag. Luckily, CRT has no such bullshit.

The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so.

King of the Hill anime

2010-12-21T23:32:00.001-08:00

Hank: So, uh, this morning i caught Bobby watching *Japanese Cartoons* on the computer. It was just a bunch of pink and sparkles and little girls with alien eyes. I tell ya, that boy ain't right.

Dale: Sounds like a classic gray alien to me. You know they've already invaded human society in a plot to enslave us all.

Boomhauer:Youknowdemjapanesecartoonsmandemboomboompowninjamagicdemgatdangsushirollsanddemtentaclecom
cisman. Lolis.

Bill: I knew a guy on the army base who liked to watch Japanese cartoons in the computer lab. His captain caught him and he was discharged for being "undesirable". What a shame.

Hank: But why would he be interested in asian cartoons? What ever happened to Superman - The Man of Steel, and the rest of the Justice League? And why would a boy be interested in watching little japanese girls have tea parties or arrange flowers?

Dale: It's todays youth culture, Hank. They're not interested in caped crusaders who fight for morality. They like the exotic and the sexually ambiguous.

Hank: Well i'll be damned if i'm going to let Bobby turn into an oriental sissy. First thing tomorrow i'm taking him to the comic book store and buying him a Superman comic.

Bill: Oh! While you're there, could you pick me up a copy of Azumanga Daioh? The computer lab guy said it was "kah-whhyyyy"

Hank: .....Go home Bill.

HIV discrimination

2010-10-12T21:16:00.000-07:00

I sleep with a lot of girls. I've been HIV positive for at least a couple years now. There has been a lot of discrimination against the HIV positive community in regards to whether or not they should be allowed to have sex. To me, this is a civil rights violation.

I frequent area hookah bars and other social gatherings, looking for fun. It's my right to do so. I haven't had very high standards in a long time, I just believe in living each moment to the fullest and taking advantage of what life has to offer. As such, I don't particularly care about my status. Since I am primarily involved with women, and I avoid anal sex, this reduces the chances of me spreading this virus.

The other reason I have for not caring is because the US government can easily distribute a cure, but their bias against the gay and black communities cause them to look the other way. Obviously I'm not going to modify my behavior to help prevent the spread of a disease I'm not responsible for. People get sick each day just by being in proximity to other people who are sick. Are you going to tell people they can't go outside if they have a cold?

Anyway, the reason I'm posting is because I'm wondering what the odds are of an outbreak being traced back to me definitively. Most of my partners don't know my name, so I'd like to think I'm safe. However if someone rats on me there could be problems. What should I expect?

Obama is a muslim

2010-08-29T21:47:00.000-07:00

يا مجموعة من المثليين ،

اسمي اوباما وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. كنت غبية لوطي المسيحيين والسذاجة ذلك. حقيقة أن فقط 20 في المئة من كنت اعتقد انني من المسلمين يعني أن بقية كنت أعمى. أنا ببطء تحويل أمريكا إلى دولة مسلمة. أنت تعرف هذا كل الأرض مسجد الصفر هو سكران حتى على بعد نحو ، انها مجرد بداية.

عندما أبدأ العمل مع "عملية "Operation Crescent Moon" القمر" في وقت ما مايو 2011 ، سيكون من غير المشروعة للاساءة الى المسلمين. هذا صحيح ، تحت راية "الحساسية الثقافية" كل شيء يمكن أن يسيء يحتمل أن تكون مسلما وستبذل غير المشروعة. لا مزيد من الكحول ، وليس الجنس قبل الزواج أكثر ، وبالتأكيد ليس أكثر المواد الإباحية.

الموافقة المسبقة عن علم ذات الصلة. انها لي بوصفها حقا أنا ، أنت غبي حزم الحطب

Robot Lincoln

2010-08-28T15:11:00.000-07:00

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god bless you dad

2010-08-26T19:30:00.001-07:00

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

The psychology of modern leftism

2010-08-22T17:25:00.000-07:00

Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general.

But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, "politically correct" types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much a movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we mean by "leftism" will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology.

Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn't seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the whole truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th century.

The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call "feelings of inferiority" and "oversocialization." Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential.

Strike Witches sucks

2010-08-22T17:12:00.000-07:00

Visited my friend yesterday and he had the first season of Strike Witches. I heard of it for a while and thought I would give the first two episodes a try.

I've seen very awkward stuff in my lifetime, but... wow.

It's a series about little magical military girls who fly around in uncomfortable looking leg devices in either their swimsuits or their underwear.

I would be one of the last people to be against fanservice, but it is all about the delivery. When you watch your generic harems, the fanservice tends to stem from a sequence of ridiculous scenarios, but after watching the first two episodes, I get the impression that I'm supposed to be taking this seriously.

When I finally managed to put aside the highly questionable dress code and random nekomimi transitions, I looked for what else the series had to offer. Lo and behold, it's another dry plot about the main character looking for a parental figure that's mysteriously vanished!

So far, the only thing that seems remotely okay is the overall quality which wasn't all that great from my perspective because I noticed some bad framerate areas on the DVD here and there (but there's a chance it came from the DVD itself...)

Just what is this series offering anyways? It has to be worth something since it moved up to S2, right? How much more do I have to see until I finally get it?

George W. Bush and Fort Hood

2010-05-05T08:00:00.000-07:00

The doctor had his TV on in his office when the news of the military base shootings at Ft. Hood, TX came on. The husband of one of his employees was stationed there.

He called her into his office and as he told her what had happened, her cell phone rang. It was an ER nurse: "I am sorry to tell you this, but your husband has been shot 4 times and he is in surgery."

The soldier's wife left Southern Clinic in Dothan, AL and drove all night to Ft. Hood. When she arrived, she found out her husband was out of surgery and would be OK. She rushed to his room and found that he already had visitors there to comfort
him. He was just waking up and found his wife and the visitors by his side. The nurse took this picture.

What? No news crews and cameras? This is how people with class respond and pay respect to those in uniform.
I sent my cousin in Fayetteville, N.C. (Retired from Special Forces) that picture of G.W. visiting the wounded at Ft. Hood. I got this reply:

What is even better is the fact G.W. heard about Fort Hood, got in his car without any escort, apparently they did not have time to react, and drove to Fort Hood. He was stopped at the gate and the guard could not believe who he had just stopped. Bush only asks for directions to the hospital then drove on. The gate guard called that "The President is on Fort Hood and driving to the hospital."

The base went bananas looking for Obama. When they found it was Bush, they immediately offered escort. Bush simply told them to let him visit the wounded and the dependents of the dead. He stayed at Fort Hood for over six hours, and was finally asked to leave by a message from the White House. Obama flew in days later and held a "photo" session in a gym, and did not even go to the hospital.

Someone, PLEASE, show me anything that will tell us that Obama has ANY respect.

Gizmodo and the iPhone prototype

2010-04-28T23:13:00.000-07:00

Chen wronged Apple on a couple levels. By buying their knowingly stolen phone, and then by publishing their secret information on the internet. If he were an employee of a computer manufacturer that would be serious time in prison for corporate espionage.

I literally cannot believe how sick and unethical Jason Chen is to buy a man's stolen phone, publish corporate insider information online, and then proceed to ruin the phone owner's life by publishing all of his information. All for 10 million page hits.. absolutely fucking disgusting.

Abortion is wrong

2010-04-21T22:41:00.001-07:00

Okay, how in good conscience could anyone seriously believe abortion is okay? None of the arguments for it make any sense. At the end of the day, you're still killing babies, and the infanticide-attics always parrot the same stupid talking points.

"It's not conscious, so it's okay to kill it!" Yeah, try that on someone in a coma and tell me how well that works out for you. Whether or not it's yet aware (which, at a certain point it is anyway) is irrelevant, it's a living breathing human being.

"It's just a glob/mass of cells!" EVERY LIVING PERSON IS A GLOB/MASS OF CELLS. Why do you idiots even say this? You may as well be saying "It only has internal organs!"

"What if the mother was raped?!" Rape is given to hospitals as the reason for an abortion less than 1% of the time. Rapists are cowards who wear condoms, or pull out and finish at home. Even if the argument wasn't a fallacy to begin with, in that rare case it happened, why the fuck is it the child's fault? That's just sick.

"The baby will have a hard life!" Newsflash: The vast majority of people born have hard lives. Should the poor not be allowed to reproduce? Single parents? What if the child is blind? Unbelievably fucking stupid.

"What about a woman's rights over her own body!" What about the child's rights? Okay, forget that for a moment. We've already refuted the rape argument, so let's get right down to it. She chose to have sex. She chose not to use a condom. She chose not to use contraceptive. She chose that the sex would be coitus. She chose to let the guy ejaculate inside of her. And finally, she chose not to use the morning after pill. She consciously decided, again and again, t get pregnant.

President Barrack Hussein Obama

2010-04-15T23:05:00.001-07:00

President Barrack Hussein Obama

What do you guys think about him? How he's doing, what he's done so far, his personality, where the US is headed now that he's in charge, whatever you want to say about the guy. Also, say what country you are posting from, so we can get a better idea of his standing on the global stage.

Not intending to spark a huge debate, I just want to know what what the people's overall opinion of him is at this point.

Socialism

2010-03-23T23:29:00.001-07:00

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly, regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food which has been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved car and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the departmental of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not been burned down thanks to to the state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, and it has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log onto the internet, which was developed by the US department of defense, and post on the free public access website 4chan about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

Seriously. Just STFU.

Tripfags

2010-03-23T23:28:00.001-07:00

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Health care reform

2010-03-23T23:26:00.000-07:00

You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.
You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy.
You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.
You didn't get mad when the Pentagon misplaced $2.3 trillion.
You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.
You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.
You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war.
You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.
You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.
You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.
You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.
You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden.
You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.
You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown.
You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.
You didn't get mad when the debt went up $5 trillion under Bush.
You finally got mad when.. when... wait for it... when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you but helping other Americans... well fuck that.

Hipsters

2010-03-18T16:10:00.001-07:00

Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of hipsters can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "hipsterism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Hipsters reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both hipster men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a hipster is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the hipster demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, hipsters tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Consequently many hipsters tend to have jobs in the music, art, and fashion industries. It is a myth that most hipsters are unemployed and live off of their parent's trust funds.

Hipsters shun mainstream societal conventions that apply to dating preferences and traditional "rules" of physical attraction. It is part of the hipster central dogma not to be influenced by mainsream advertising and media, which tends to only promote ethnocentric ideals of beauty. The concepts of androgyny and feminism have influenced hipster culture, where hipster men are often as thin as the women they date. The muscular and athletic all-American male ideal is not seen as attractive by confident and culturally-empowered hipster women who instead view them as symbols of male oppression, sexism, and misogyny. Likewise, culturally-vapid sorority-type girls with fake blond hair, overly tanned skin, and "Britney Spears tube-tops" are not seen as attractive by cultured hipster males who instead see them as symbols of female insecurity, low self-esteem, and lack of cultural intelligence and independent thinking. Hipsters are also very racially open-minded, and the greatest number of interracial couples in any urban environment are typically found within the hipster subculture.

Although hipsters are technically conformists within their own subculture, in comparison to the much larger mainstream mass, they are pioneers and leaders of the latest cultural trends and ideals. For example, the surge of jeans made to look old and worn (i.e. "distressed"), that have become prevalent at stores such as The Gap, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister, were originally paraded by hipsters who shopped in thrift stores years before such clothing items were mass produced and sold to the mainstream consumer. The true irony here is that many of the detractors of hipster culture are in fact unknowingly following a path that hipsters have carved out years before them. This phenomena also applies to music as well, as many bands have become successful and known to mainstream audiences only because hipsters first found and listened to them as early-adopters of new culture. Once certain concepts of fashion and music have reached mainstream audiences, hipsters move on to something new and improved.
Because of the rise of various online photo-blog and social networking sites, insights into urban hipster culture is reaching sheltered suburban audiences at an exponential rate. Cultural "norms" have been deconstructed by hipster culture as a whole. Hipsterism is often dismissed as just an image thing by some, but the culture as a whole is effecting changes in society, leading to feelings of insecurity and resentment in people who are no longer a part of the cultural ruling class.

For example, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from culturally-clueless suburban frat boy types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can.
A conversation outside a hipster bar in downtown NYC:

Frat Boy #1: Dude, are you having any luck picking up chicks in there?

Frat Boy #2: Man...I haven't experienced anything like this before. These chicks are totally rejecting me and going for all these hipster guys in tight pants and shaggy hair instead.

Frat Boy #1: Maybe we should head back up to that bar in Murry Hill where you hooked up with that drunk b*tch from Alpha Sigma Phi last week?

Frat Boy #2: Yeah...I don't think we have what it takes to compete with these guys in here. These hipster chicks won't even give us the time of the day!

DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA

2010-03-18T16:08:00.000-07:00

Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

Raise minimum wage to $50/hour

2010-03-07T02:44:00.001-08:00

So we're in this nasty recession. Normal, everyday Americans are struggling to get by. People aren't making enough money to do the things they want.

HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS?

I believe the answer is simple: raise the minimum wage to $50/hour.

Now I know that some of you Neanderthalic, knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers might object to this. But if you do then you're either a flat-out MORON or a corporate shill. Look at the facts:

(1) People don't have a lot of money
(2) If the minimum wage is increased to $50/hour, these people will have more money

It's that fucking simple, fucking idiots. I can't believe I have to explain this shit to you fucking Jesus-loving, Fox-watching, racist, xenophobic, gun-toting jingoists. People who own and run businesses are rich assholes, and it's time we gave them a big "fuck you" for having money by taking it from their greedy hands and giving it to the people who need it.

Any conservatard that tries to argue with this is just upset that under this plan we'd be giving blacks and other minorities the money previously being hoarded by greedy white capitalist corporatist fucks. Racists.

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2010-03-06T10:59:00.000-08:00

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This is quite possibly the most ignorant forum

2010-03-05T14:52:00.001-08:00

99% of you have no concept of what reality is like because you sit on the computer acting tough all day and IRCing with internet 'friends'

anyways, the ignorance label i'm giving you all stems from the fact that damn near all of you say 'faggot' and variations of the "n-word"

could you worthless, pathetic individuals be any more lame? i bet all of you who say 'faggot' have never actually met a real homosexual person and as such have no idea of how hateful that word can be and really is.

seriously, lambasting a whole group of people whom you have never had any contact with because of what they do in the privacy of their own homes THAT DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT YOU? wow sounds great! not.

now as for the "n-word," that's even more lame to say because none of you morons can even fathom what that word entails and all the hatred and history behind it. maybe it's just me because i'm from the south, but nevertheless you shouldn't say something just to look 'cool'

how about you all stop making such hateful remarks and just try to not be ignorant for a week!

best,
Tyrone

Linux users are losers

2010-03-04T20:31:00.001-08:00

Linux users (aka Aspies), how's it feel to know there's an entire group of individuals who are better at social interaction than you are? Meet Windows users. They are better than you.

They understand conversations better, they understand body language better, they know how to network better than you. They understand the pros and cons of friendships(including fuckbuddies) because on windows, you'll actually have friends; they understand the principles behind small talk because they run into phrases like "how's it going" and "what's up man"; they can probably get laid too, since having sex naturally comes from knowing how to talking to girls(and this really pisses you off, since flirting was the one thing you always failed at on linux.) Oh, and they probably can even talk to geeks better than you, since most advanced windows users these days are ex-nerds who managed to learn social skills years ago, when it was much less user friendly.

At this point, a confident individual would admit to himself he has a lot to learn about socializing and people in general. But since you lack the self esteem to do that, you run back to linux, install the latest build of gentoo, and keep repeating to yourself "at least i can compile my kernel. at least i can compile my kernel"

If you're looking for a job, all this hits you even harder, because you realize a lot of the jobs require talking to people in one way or another. Even many of the linux related jobs recommend real interaction! At this point, you rationalize "well the only thing I know is linux, so I must be a linux expert!" as if knowing only one thing makes you an automatic expert, or that learning windows forces you to forget linux entirely.

Psychedelics

2010-02-24T11:17:00.000-08:00

buump

if psychedelics were allowed to spread through the population at the natural rate, people would become impossible to control in the painful and bizarre ways they control us. this includes brain implants. tear-away children of nobody families are isolated and disconnected over the course of a few years and then given implants that let the rich wear their skin like a suit. think one in a million. and god. believe me

don't automatically trust anyone telling you to go as far out as possible, to escape society and your ego and this sort of thing. what cults do first is try to create an intrapersonal vacuum they can fill with dogma. they are using the psychedelics for this now

the psychedelics produce very real and powerful experiences you don't need to have explained to you repeatedly if you have used them a few times. no-one has to preach ego death to an acidhead. he knows about it.

a lot of cults offer up a lot of junk but the psychedelics are real and they produce the most powerful experiences in the world. they can be used to free people and heal them but, the elite are holding them from us like the priest class once hid the psychedelic sacraments of the mystery religions so they could have a monopoly on god. it is the exact same plan

and just like the priests got a ton of kids to screw for thousands of years, so do the people who've stolen the psychedelics, now. the government and the rich. i like people, i've never feared the rich... but this is serious

bear with me :|