<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551</id><updated>2024-10-24T23:30:27.910-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Wacky, Crazy, Blog-O-Matic-2000!</title><subtitle type='html'>The CoRnDogg&#39;s Wacky, Crazy, Blog-O-Matic-2000! is my area to plan, discuss, and show off my pigsty of endless projects and ideas. And to just talk into the vast area of the internet only to be heard by the people I beg to come to this site. =]</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-6780606900593508709</id><published>2008-02-20T22:52:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-20T23:01:27.909-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Blog Open</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;http://gbnj.info/pack1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;&quot; src=&quot;http://gbnj.info/pack1.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;I&#39;ve just opened a &lt;a href=&quot;http://corndoggprops.blogspot.com&quot;&gt;new blog&lt;/a&gt; with a whole single post on it! This one is set aside for my prop building hobby. There  you will find all kinds of stuff (eventually) from proton packs, to lightsabers, and even comic and movie related props. Also, make sure to subscribe to this blog as I&#39;ll be posting here any time I update any of my blogs. Pass the link on too! =]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No prop is safe from me now! MWAHAHAHA!!!!&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/6780606900593508709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/6780606900593508709' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/6780606900593508709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/6780606900593508709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2008/02/new-blog-open.html' title='New Blog Open'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-115764972002058591</id><published>2006-09-07T13:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-07T13:22:00.036-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A World Hero Lost</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;http://www.maj.com/gallery/AlmightyCoRnDogg/BlogStuff/irwin.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;&quot; src=&quot;http://www.maj.com/gallery/AlmightyCoRnDogg/BlogStuff/irwin.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Steve Irwin Tribute&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m afraid there are just no words for the good you have brought to this world. You&#39;ve shown us all that not everyone in the lime light does it for the money. You did it all out of pure love for your family, your world, and for us. Our knight... in kaki shorts. We&#39;ll miss you Steve. Rest well buddy, you&#39;ve earned it.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/115764972002058591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/115764972002058591' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/115764972002058591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/115764972002058591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2006/09/world-hero-lost.html' title='A World Hero Lost'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-115510713818452327</id><published>2006-08-09T03:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-09T03:05:38.183-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Long-time, No-post...</title><content type='html'>Hey guys, fixed a few things on the site... (nothin special). Did implement the tagboard without pop-ups, and changed the default scrolling pics at the bottom. Enjoy those guys and I&#39;ll have more on the way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s. Some of those pics were taken by Jamie Pilling... and great pics if I do say so myself =]</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/115510713818452327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/115510713818452327' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/115510713818452327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/115510713818452327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2006/08/long-time-no-post.html' title='Long-time, No-post...'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-113945220899249397</id><published>2006-02-08T21:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T21:30:09.006-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Layout Almost Done</title><content type='html'>As you can see (meaning the 2 people who have ever seen this site... including me) I&#39;ve done an overhaul on the blog. Not too bad if I do say so myself. The tagboard area is there, but there is no tag board yet. May or may not implement it. The free ones have pop-ups... fuck that. Also the photo slideshow is the default pics. They will change soon. I also need to give credit for this layout. I have to find the link again, but when I do, I&#39;ll add it on the layout itself. Anyway, hope you enjoy!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/113945220899249397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/113945220899249397' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/113945220899249397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/113945220899249397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2006/02/new-layout-almost-done.html' title='New Layout Almost Done'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112996383173021856</id><published>2005-10-22T02:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-02-05T15:36:45.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweet Shit...</title><content type='html'>26th birthday.... everyone got drunk as fuck. Like vomit drunk. Shady Rashan got so drunk I had to pulll him off the bathroom floor, which was covered in puke, clean him up and let him pass out on my couch. FulcaN got so fuct, he puked all over himself... and my chair, tried to pass out in my hallway, then gave me a bunch of shit about sleeping in my recliner. not that I mind... I&#39;ve been taken care of in my time, but guh....... I dont think I&#39;ll be havin a birthday bash next year. So here I am, half drunk, have to work tomorrow, girlfriend passed out, best friend passed out..... pretty much everyone passed the fuck out..... and me.... typing in my blog. Good God. I should go to bed, but I just cant seem to. Oh well... wish me luck for tomorrow....</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112996383173021856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112996383173021856' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112996383173021856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112996383173021856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/10/sweet-shit.html' title='Sweet Shit...'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112503450296913477</id><published>2005-08-26T01:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-02-07T22:19:52.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Extra Crap has been Stripped!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:100%;&quot;&gt;Guh! What a bunch of shit! Here I was looking around on the net to find something for you guys to do... a poll here... a tag board there... and these friggin companies start letting loose they&#39;re pop-ups on MY SITE!!! Damn these fools and their damn advertisements. They can all just go to hell! Sorry about that guys, just had to let that out. Grr... ads are stoopid.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112503450296913477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112503450296913477' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112503450296913477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112503450296913477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/08/extra-crap-has-been-stripped.html' title='Extra Crap has been Stripped!!'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112458506548734870</id><published>2005-08-20T20:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-20T20:44:25.493-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I Just Saw the Worst Thing Ever...</title><content type='html'>So, seeing as how I&#39;ve never seen &quot;Team America&quot; (fuck yeah) I decided to sit down and have a gander. The copy I had was labled as being &quot;unrated&quot; but that&#39;s okay... I love the guys who made it so I thought &quot;no prob&quot;. Well people, these guys have officialy leaped over the line and I can see why &quot;unrated&quot; was not enough. On top of the fact that I had to witness 2 minutes of puppet sex... had endured about 15-20 seconds of puppet water sports. W T F!?!? Dont believe me? Check it out yourself. Just wow.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112458506548734870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112458506548734870' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112458506548734870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112458506548734870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/08/i-just-saw-worst-thing-ever.html' title='I Just Saw the Worst Thing Ever...'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112450211958393783</id><published>2005-08-19T21:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-19T21:41:59.583-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Adding to the Blog</title><content type='html'>hey guys... I&#39;m adding a few things to the site, so try them out for me. Are they good? Are they bad? Do you give two damns? Lemme know!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112450211958393783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112450211958393783' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112450211958393783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112450211958393783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/08/adding-to-blog.html' title='Adding to the Blog'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112403734035383834</id><published>2005-08-14T12:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-14T12:35:40.356-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How to Make Every College Student in the World Simultaneously Hate You</title><content type='html'>Ahem… Thank Christ Summer is Almost Over!!! WOO HOO!!! Holy crap summer sucks. Well, it does when you work at a movie theatre. Summer means you have extended hours, big busy friggin movies, teeny-boppers everyday, and it’s hot as hell on top of all that. However, when summer finally comes to an end, this place will only be open for about 6 hours, all dumb kids will be in school, and it will be sloooooow! ROCK ASS! So, I hereby apologize to any and all students for saying that I’m friggin glad you’re all going back to school. Leave me alone. I’ve done nothing to you but start the movies that you make out in. Go learn something. =P</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112403734035383834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112403734035383834' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112403734035383834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112403734035383834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/08/how-to-make-every-college-student-in.html' title='How to Make Every College Student in the World Simultaneously Hate You'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112286876020718553</id><published>2005-07-31T23:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T00:00:01.750-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Moving Furnature is the Spawn of Satan vol. 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;Holy crap. Did I mention that moving stuff sucks? Well, it does. i do have to say here that as much as it sucks for me, I&#39;m not the one who&#39;s moving... it&#39;s my girlfriend. So it double sucks for her. She&#39;s been at this for like a week, where I’ve only moved stuff for a few days. So, everyone give her a cyber-pat on the back... she deserves it. Well... anyway, now that it&#39;s all done, i get to start on my place. Not moving, but cleaning. Cleaning sucks. Not as much as moving, but it’s right friggin up there. Grr.&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112286876020718553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112286876020718553' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112286876020718553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112286876020718553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/07/moving-furnature-is-spawn-of-satan-vol.html' title='Moving Furnature is the Spawn of Satan vol. 2'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112270000938178391</id><published>2005-07-30T00:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-30T01:09:15.540-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Moving Furniture is the Spawn of Satan</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;Hey everybody! Today was pretty crazy. So, i get up way too early in the morning (to me 10:00am is freakin early) and went over to my girlfriend&#39;s apartment. She&#39;s movin btw, and this has got to be one of the worst things EVER. Just in case you&#39;ve never moved into, from, out of, or around a new living facility, let me just sum it all up for ya... you are required by some sort of cosmic energy to gather every belonging you&#39;ve ever had into 3 very small boxes in a 4 hour time span or they (before mentioned cosmic energy) will take away all your money and first born child. I can thing of a few better things to do... balance plates on your chin, practice your Gwen Stephani impression, write a stoopid blog... there&#39;s plenty of better and less stressful activities. Just words of advice for ya... don’t ever move. Ever. And if you do, do it in the fall. It hurts a whole lot less.&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112270000938178391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112270000938178391' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112270000938178391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112270000938178391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/07/moving-furniture-is-spawn-of-satan.html' title='Moving Furniture is the Spawn of Satan'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14573551.post-112164167410693466</id><published>2005-07-17T19:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-17T19:07:54.110-04:00</updated><title type='text'>It Begins...</title><content type='html'>Well... I&#39;ve started this thing so i may as well use it. I&#39;ll be posting all sorts of stuff here for you to read, but as of right now, I think I&#39;ll just procrastinate... nah... maybe I&#39;ll do that later.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/feeds/112164167410693466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/14573551/112164167410693466' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112164167410693466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14573551/posts/default/112164167410693466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://almightycorndogg.blogspot.com/2005/07/it-begins.html' title='It Begins...'/><author><name>AlmightyCoRnDogg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16356353850538697560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>