Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Corny Pick Up Lines, Jokes, Qoutes

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:22:00 +0000

1. "I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)
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2. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
- JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze) about FRANCES "BABY" HOUSEMAN (Jennifer Grey) in Dirty Dancing (1987)
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3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
- CARRIE (Andie MacDowell) to CHARLES (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
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4. "I love you. I really love you."
"Ditto."
- MOLLY JENSEN (Demi Moore) and SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze) in Ghost (1990)
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5. "You can be my wingman any time."
"Bulls--t. You can be mine."
- TOM KASANZKY (Val Kilmer) to LT. PETE MITCHELL (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)
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6. "I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) to WILLIAM THACKER (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)
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7. "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)
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8. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
- WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson) in Braveheart (1995)
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9. "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
- DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) to JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
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10. "You're a godsend, a saviour."
"No, I'm just the postman."
- A BLIND WOMAN to the POSTMAN (Kevin Costner) in The Postman (1997)
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CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 13:59:00 +0000

Top 20 Cheesy and Corny Pickup Lines

Pickup Line	Rating
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Super Sweet Pick Up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 02:33:00 +0000

You used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.

Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike you I never get played

I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya

East to the Sea,West to the Lands, Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there

An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise.

Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL

Hey baby, why you look so down? Seems like you need lovin', you need a girl like me around. Hey baby, why you cry? here take my hands and wipe those tears from your eyes...

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

Don'wish on a star, reach for one!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You

...Cancel my subscripton.. ..I'm over ur issues..

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

The most wasted of all days in one without laughter

ThE dIrTy LoOkz Da JeAloUs StArEs N tHe FuNnY pArT is U tHiNk I cArE

Through truth n lies -smiles n dispare, a hug - a giggle - a "hows my hair" u kno ill be there till the end, ur my true best friend

~Love is friendship set on fire~

Nothin's like being held sometimes

Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them fall down the stairs Girls r like phones, we like 2 b held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

In your sleep It's got you so deep, My sweet melody Has captured you Forevermore...

No matter what people say We got it going on Who cares about what they think We are the number one

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are wicked and 5% are good. God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. . . give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said? You didn't get one either, huh?

YOU STAND IN YOUR OWN LIGHT, MAKE IT SHINE!!!!

shop till u drop then find some hott guys to help you up!

~Sometimes someone says something really small that can fit into a really big empty place in your heart.~

~Dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die 2day.~

~I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!~

~I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night...~

~There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Baby, give me it You're dangerous I'm lovin' it~

~In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips~

~ An AnGeLs WaT Im MeAnT Ta b SoOoO BeIng SwEeT CoMeS NaTuRaLlY!!

~P-Perfect, R-Radiant, I-Irresistible, N-Never Wrong, C-Cute, E-Everything Cute and Adorable, S-Super Woman, S-Soooo Special = Princess = ME!!~

().·¤»Boyz R just Like Mobile Phones...They AlwayZ NeeD Recharging.·¤»()

.·°¤»I wasn't kissin him.. I was telling his lips a secret... ¤°·.

:P(¯`·._.·When god made me he was just showing off(¯`·._.·:P

«:¤¨¨¤:Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!:¤¨¨¤:»:P

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars. You light up my life when things get dark.

I'm through with guys.. they all tell lies. They break your heart and make you cry. Loving guys is such a sin... Hey check out that guy who just walked in!!!

you can fall from the sky.. you can fall from a tree.. but the best way to fal..l is in luv with me!

~()You know your gay if you don't wanna be with me()~

~TaNk ToPs FlIp FlOpZ IcE cReAm SwEeT DrEaMz LaTe NiGhTz BaLlOoN FiGhTzZ A NiCe BrOwN SuNtAn A GaMe PlAn FeEt In Da SaNd DrInK In My HaNd ...tHaNk GoD iTz.. SuMmEr

CuTe EnUf 2 MaKe U lOoK tWiCe, SwEeT eNuF bUt NoT 2 nIcE, a LiL cRaZy BuT nOt 2 WiLd, ThE kInDa GiRl ThAt WiLl MaKe U sMiLe.

--Lifes too Short-- kiss slowly . love deeply . forgive quickly

pInK tHoNg sExXe eYeS AlL u GoTa Do Is FaNtAcIzE

If i throw a stick, will you leave?

~Strangers are just friends waiting to happen~

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.

Ashes 2 ashes, dust 2 dust, life is short, so party we must

hard work never killed any1 but y take n-e chances.

Don't be scared when a big old fat man comes in your room in the middle of the night, and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.

I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?

Justin Bieber Pick Up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 07:35:00 +0000

PICK UP LINE #1
Bieber: You guys are the greatest fans.
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bieber: I will do anything to make you happy.
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14 year old girl shouting: I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU BIEBER!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bieber: Because when you smile, I smile.
Then he starts singing the song U SMILE. How clever!!!!

Another Bieber line:
Bieber: Who wants to be my girl? Let me see….
Girls ( aged 10 to 40): MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bieber: Well tonight there will be one less lonely girl.
Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pick me!!! Bieber!!!! Justin I love you!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Another classic but not from Bieber but his fans:
Poreotics ( winner of America’s Best Dance Crew): Do you want more? Do you want to see more of Poreotics?
Crowd: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bieber! Bieber! Bieber!!!

Another one: Bieber’s last song……..
Bieber: Thank you and goodnight Manila
Bieber exits. Crowd shouts more
Screen: Do you want more
Screaming!!!!!!
Screen: Do you really want more????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Screen: Louder!!!!
Bieber comes out. What song do you want to hear?
Crowd: Baby!!!!!!!
Bieber plays the crowd and started singing rock a bye baby. Women found it cute. I didn;t know what was happening. Then he sings Britney’s baby one more time. Women started screaming louder and laughing. He is so cute!!!!

Chessy Pick Up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 04:10:00 +0000

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:44:00 +0000

“Do you know how to drive?, Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy”

Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”

“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”

Filipino / Pinoy Funny Pick Up Lines Tagalog

O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:

“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”

“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”

“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”

“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”

“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”

“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”

“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”

“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”

“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”

“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”

“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”

“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”

“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”

“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”

“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”

“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”

“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”

“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”

“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”

“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”

“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”

“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”

“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”

“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”

“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”

“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”

“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”

“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”

Love Qoutes

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 13:48:00 +0000

Here are some famous love quotes that we plan to update with your contributions as well.

The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.
~ William Somerset Maugham

Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you.”
~Unknown

All love is sweet, given or returned.
~Percy Bysshe Shelley

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
~Judy Garland

Love is a passion which kindles honor into noble acts.
~John Dryden

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
~ Roy Croft

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.
~Mother Teresa ( Not the romantic Love)

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
~Ingrid Bergman

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
~Stendhal

If you want to be loved, be lovable.
~Ovid

Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is.
~Gary Zukav

All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
~Julie Andrews

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.
~Dan Greenburg ( Here are some more Funny Love quotes that we recently added)

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
~Alfred Lord Tennyson ( More love quotes by Alfred Lord Tennyson)

Love is a game that two can play and both win.
~Eva Gabor.. And here are some love quotes for him.

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
~William Shakespeare

All mankind love a lover.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~ Woody Allen (More Funny Love Quotes)

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
~George Bernard Shaw

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
~H. L. Mencken

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
~Ben Hecht

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
~Plato

Love means not ever having to say you’re sorry.
~Eric Segal

Love gives itself; it is not bought.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
~James Baldwin

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
~Franklin P. Jones

Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.
~John Lennon

Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
~The wise Confucius on Love

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
~Love quote by Voltaire

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
~Rabindranath Tagore

Love is my religion – I could die for that.
~John Keats

If music be the food of love, play on.
~ William Shakespeare

Love works a different way in different minds, the fool it enlightens and the wise it blinds.
~John Dryden

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don’t, they never were.
~Kahlil Gibran

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know it has begun.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Top 10 Reason why Couples Breal Up!

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 05:39:00 +0000

Conflict and stress are part of most love relationships. These reasons couples break up and relationships fail can help you heal and learn to love again.

Working towards a healthy love relationship is one of the most rewarding and challenging things you’ll ever do! These ten reasons couples break up and relationships fail describe the most common problems couples face.
These tips will help couples build long-term love, and help broken hearts heal after a relationship breakup.

Why Do Couples Break Up? 10 Common Reasons Relationships Fail

1. Failing to keep promises, lying, or cheating. These blatant violations of trust often result in failed relationships. If the basic trust in a love relationship is repeatedly broken, the problems accumulate and the motivation to stay together decreases. Partners in healthy relationships agree to reconcile their differences – and if they keep their promises, the relationship can stay strong. However, consistent lying, cheating, or breaking of promises can explain why relationships end.

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2. Imbalance of power. A common reason couples break up is when one partner has more decision-making power than the other. When one person usually makes the decisions about activities, friends, financial matters, household matters, holidays, and so on, the relationship can become unstable. If a sense of equality doesn’t exist, a failed relationship could be the result.
3. Acceptance of stereotypes. Mistaken gender myths include beliefs such as “Men like sex more than women” or “Women are passive” or “Men make more money than women.” If one partner believes these stereotypes, false expectations are created – resulting in higher chances of a failed relationship. An equal balance of power can save your marriage.
4. Isolation. A common reason couples break up is isolation from friends and family when the couple first gets together. Intimate love relationships based on fear and insecurity (which is why couples isolate themselves) aren’t stable, and exacerbate other problems – which can lead to a relationship breakup.
5. Lack of self-knowledge. If one or both partners aren’t in tune with their interests, needs, desires, future plans, goals, values, sexual attitudes, and preferences – then it’s difficult for them to engage in a healthy relationship. Self-knowledge helps partners communicate who they are and what they want – which can prevent the breakup of a romantic relationship. This can be a reason why couples break up, especially if they got together when they were young.
6. Low self-esteem, insecurity, and lack of self-confidence. A common reason couples break up is because one partner feels unworthy of being loved. This insecurity can lead to possessiveness and overdependence, which isn’t healthy for a love relationship. Building self-esteem and self-confidence is one way to avoid relationship failure (but each partner must do this for him or herself).
7. Excessive jealousy. “Jealousy is cited as one of the most frequent causes of the breakup of romantic relationships,” writers Roger Hock in Human Sexuality. Delusional jealousy can trigger abuse and violence, which can (and should) be why relationships end. Delusional jealousy isn’t a common problem couples face – but normal jealousy can be.
8. Ineffective communication. If both partners can’t share their thoughts, feelings, opinions, values, needs, frustrations, or even their joys, a failed relationship could result. If this was the cause of a breakup, then learning to love again could involve learning how to communicate effectively. This is a common reason for breaking up.
9. Control issues. If one partner is trying to control or manipulate the other, the love relationship can become weak – or even dangerous. This reason why relationships end may be seen in different ways, such as checking up on the partner, name-calling, threatening the partner, requiring the partner check in all the time, or not allowing any deviations from the partner’s schedule. This isn’t loving behavior, and it results in failed relationships.
10. Abuse. This is the most obvious, surefire way to reason why couples break up. Different types of abuse are attempts to gain total control over a partner. Though relationships like this should end immediately, many partners stay for various complicated reasons. Learning to love and trust again can be difficult if this is the reason the relationship ended.
Conflict and stress are part of most marriages and love relationships – but being aware of the common reasons couples break up can help them work towards a healthy love relationship.

Inspirational Qoutes

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 07:13:00 +0000

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and you have to go and get shot or something.
John Lennon

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx

When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.
Ernest Hemingway

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
Michael Jordan

I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad.
Tupac Shakur

I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.
Tupac Shakur

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
Robert Frost

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'Rourke

I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot.
Kobe Bryant

Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it.
Colin Powell

Many interviewers when they come to talk to me, think they're being progressive by not mentioning in their stories any longer that I'm black. I tell them, 'Don't stop now. If I shot somebody you'd mention it.'
Colin Powell

Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound: great debts are like cannon; of loud noise, but little danger.
Samuel Johnson

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 13:19:00 +0000

My love, you know you are my best friend.
You know that I'd do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.
~ by Sarah McLachlan ~

I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.
~ by Unknown Author ~

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....
~ by Michelle Hammersley ~

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
~ by Bette Midler ~

We are all born for love...
it is the principle existence and it's only end.
~ by Disraeli ~

We can only learn to love by loving.
~ by Iris Murdoch ~

May no gift be too small to give,
nor too simple to receive,
which is wrapped in thoughtfulness
and tied with love.
~ by L.O. Baird ~

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
~ by Oliver Wendell Holmes ~

The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.
They're in each other all along.
~ by Maulana Jalalu'ddin Rumi ~

Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.
~ by Mother Teresa ~

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.
~ by Sir Hugh Walpole ~

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
~ by Erich Fromm ~

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
~ by Steve Winwood ~

Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.
~ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
~ by Sam Keen ~

Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
~ by Elbert Hubbard ~

The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ by Victor Hugo ~

Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.
~ by Rev Ed Hird ~

True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.
~ by James J. Jones Ph.D. ~

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:58:00 +0000

I gathered these pick-up lines because of my colleauge at work. We were asked to intruduce ourselves and he always say this piece,

"Hi, my name is Michael Alcantara. You can call me 'Mike' for short, and for the girls, you can call me anytime."

We were all laughing out loud when we heard him so I had this idea on posting pick-up lines here. They are cheesy, I know, so laugh till you drop! Ü

**Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

**I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

**Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

**You know, You're like a diamond, coz' you are the most luxurious thing that I don't want to loose..

**I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. i can't last a day without you!!

**I'm a bee... can you be my honey??

**Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..

**Pwede bang tabi tayo palagi tuwing may exam... kasi I feel PERFECT beside you!

**Sana "T" na lang ako... para i'm always right next to "U"

**Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

**Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

**Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.

**Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete.

**Miss favor naman oh, marunong ka bang mag ayos ng cellphone? Pki check naman og sira ata, wala kc number mo.

**Alam mo mukhang inodoro... sa tuwing nakikita kc kita para aqng taeng nahuhulog sau!

**Para kang isang pustiso.. I can't smile without you.

**Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.Libre ka ba?Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.

**Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee… Hindi magbabago.

**Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…You give me “hope” and… “more"

**Saan mo gusto ikasal? Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…

**Me lisensya ka ba??*** coz you're driving me crazy..

**Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

**Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…… Now and Forever!

**Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. kundi ikaw.. (so cheesy!)

Corny ka Ba?

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:02:00 +0000

REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!

para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.

sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD

para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!

Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”

para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba

@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!

nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase

tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.

kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.

hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!

my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha

Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.

si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.

ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!

Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.

nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita

Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip
ko.

Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you… DD

Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your
anatomy…”

cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.

para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!

Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi… v

pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!

SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.

Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh )

Pangatlo:

Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?

Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?

Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!

Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more

Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!

Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.

Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi
IKAW….

Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?

Boy: saya ng araw ko!

Girl: bakit naman?

Boy: dahil kasama kita..

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!

Hndi ka ba napapagod?

(bakit?)

maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.

wheeee…;)

Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?

Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..

Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…

Para kang ebak.

(bakit?)

Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…

maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]

boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing
kainin at papakin….hehe…

kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?

Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..

pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng
ksagutan…

BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P

OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ
KITA?. >=)

MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(

BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)

KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG
MAHIPUAN

UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]

ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako

Harry Potter Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 17:07:00 +0000

I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.

16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".

20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."

21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."

22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".

25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.

26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.

27. I am not a tribble Animagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. Sirius Black is not #24601.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. I am not being repressed.

35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.

36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.

39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'

loved your jokes!

THINGS I DO FOR THE ONE I LOVE

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 02:59:00 +0000

"Things You Can Do For The Special Love In Your Life"

Below you will find a list of special, different, little things you can do for the one you love. These things are best done "just because", for no reason but to show them you love them.

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Once a week surf the net looking for jokes. When you find good ones print them out and slip them into your loved one's lunch bag. This provides him/her with a laugh during their hectic workday. It also lets them know that you're thinking about them.

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Make a small box and in it put as many little paper hearts on it as you can (could be as many as 75) and put on ever yone something different that is special to you two. Like "your song", or the first movie you two saw together, a special evening to remember or just "I Love You" then when the box is full tie it up with a ribbon and leave it somewhere where they'll find it and telling them that whenever they're lonely or just before they go to bed to randomly pick out one of the hearts and read it.

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How about this? If your loved one loves chocolate, every night without fail, place a chocolate heart on their pillow and share it together.

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On your one year anniversary, do something special for your loved one. Try this.... Go to a craft store (or even a garage sale may have one or flea market) and purchase a bottle with a cork in it. Write your love a lengthy letter reviewing the past year, and expressing your everlasting love for them. Then tie the letter with a ribbon, put it in the bottle, put the cork in tightly, and date it. When you give it to them, they cannot be allowed to open it... they have to wait until the following year.
A year later, as they opens the bottle from the previous year, they will be presented with another message in a bottle. Hopefully, youwill be together long enough so that they will eventually have many, many bottles!! A wonderful collection for a special cabinet or shelves. Another tip is to purchase those pretty ornamental bottles that come in different colours (they are usually made to hold oils and such).

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Here is a cute one! All you need is just a box of matches-with matches inside it and a tiny piece of paper. Write down this on that paper "You Are My Light". Then put it inside the match box. Fold the paper neatly or in a nice shape to make the tiny paper fit in. Decorate the matchbox if you want. Give this to your loved one at anytime you wish. It could help you to deepen your love and put a smile on his/her wonderful face!

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When you don't have time to take a nice bubble bath with your love, opt for a nice, hot, candlelit shower with incense and music. This is wonderful for mornings and also lifts the mind for the day.

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Here is a wonderful short story: When we first started dating, I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She said I could get her anything, even a rock, as long as it was from the heart. So what I did was I found a small rock and for three weeks shaped it into a heart by sanding it and pressing it. On her birthday, I reminded her what she had said about me getting her anything, even a rock. Well, when I gave her the heart-shaped rock, she melted. So if you have the time, this makes a wonderful gift.

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Buy your love one of those alarm clock which lets you record a 20 sec. message for him to wake up to! And whenever the mood strikes, change the message. It is the best way to wake up your love, telling them how much you love them and waking up to recorded kisses and sweet words from you.

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Make sure that you spend at least five minutes when you first see each other just holding one another and telling the other that you love them. It really makes a person feel good about themselves, the relationship and of course the other person. Brings a smile to my face every time.

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Here is an absolutely terrific idea! Get an anti-fog stick and write love notes on the bathroom mirror so when your mate gets out of the shower the message will show up in the steam.

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Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:31:00 +0000

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

You can have the portkey to my heart.

Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

I'd let you handle my wand any day!

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

CORNY PICK UP LINES OF BF TO HER GF

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 02:14:00 +0000

Girl: If you were a thing what would you be?

Guy: Your EVERYTHING.

bf: sorry pero hindi na kita mahal
gf: (confused) ano??? bakit???
bf: kasi kung may higit pa sa salitang mahal, yun na ang nararamdaman ko sa'yo...
gf: (kilig to the bones) ang baduy mo talaga! san mo naman nakuha yan???
bf: dito...sa puso ko.
gf: lalong baduy!!!

Courting stage nag uusap kami sa phone and biglang parang naubusan kami ng kwento, so parang nag seryoso ako ng tanong.

me: so anong goals and plans mo sa buhay...
hubby: yung mahalin mo rin ako, mapaligaya ka, at makasama habang buhay!

may butas ba ang puso mo? kasi natrap ako sa loob, di na ko makalabas...

me: nasan ka?
boy: wala ba ako jan sa puso mo???

me: hon, sakit ng ulo ko..
bf: wag mo nga kasi ako pinag-iisip. lagi mo na lang ako pinag-iisip eh..napapagod din naman ako..(boses galit)
me: **confused**
bf: pagod na pagod na ako kakatakbo dyan sa isip mo kaya sumasakit ang ulo mo..

me: ano ba gusto mo?
bf: ikaw.

habang nagbibiruan:
me: adik ka!
bf: oo adik na [textspeak!]. adik na sayo.

Nasira camera ko recently. Of course, nalungkot ako at super nabad trip. My boyfriend offered his camera so I can still take pictures and capture the moments...

Biglang hirit ng... "Ako kasi nasa puso at utak ko lahat ng mga moment na andito ka sa buhay ko. My mind processes how beautiful you are and how put color into my memories..."

my bf was confined sa hospital for almost a week and ako nagbantay sa kanya. one night, matutulog na ko,

me : ano ba yan? dito na ko nakatira sa ospital.. (mejo sweet and nakangisi ako)
bf : hindi ka nakatira sa ospital. dito ka nakatira sa puso ko.. ayan ha may permanent address ka na..

bf: buy ka sa ace hardware ng padlock for your luggage to SG
me: babe galing nga ako sa ace hardware yesterday but they dont have single padlock. they have 6 in 1 pack. and costs a little like 300 bucks. ano naman gagawin ko sa limang natitirang padlocks?
bf: eh di padlock mo na ang puso ko = I
me: padlock 5 times? yiheee =)
bf:and only you holds the key to my heart. naks!

cheezyyy!

Tagalog Love Qoutes

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:08:00 +0000

sabe nla unfair daw ang mundo! Pag may nagma2hal sau, pilit kng lumalayo. Pag may minamahal ka, umiiwas nmn cla. Pro bakt ganun? Nung ikaw yng minahal ko, d ka lumayO??

nsaktan ka ng nkita mng ksama ko cia, nsaktn ka ng nkta mng msaya ko sa piling nya, nsaktn ka ng malman mng mahal ko cia, wish ko lng ndi ka na masa2ktan, kc ndi mo lng alam ikw tlga mahal ko at ndi cia!!!
Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilan para ipaglaban ka.

Wag kang iiyak kahit mahalata mong masaya siya sa piling ng iba. Ni ang malungkot, iwasan mo. Malay mo, hiniling din niyang maging happy ka kahit na alam niyang hindi na pwede kasi wala na siya.
Matagal kong tinagong mahal kita. Ginawa ko ang lahat para sayo. Binigay ko na pati puso at kaluluwa ko pero hindi mo pa rin ako napansin. Ang masakit pa dun, nang naglakas loob akong sabihin sayong mahal kita, ang sinabi mo lang, "Ows? Talaga?"
Minsan ang sinasabi ng isip, iba sa nilalaman ng puso kaya pati damdamin, nalilito! Hindi malaman kung alin ang dapat sundin. Ang isip na nagsasabi ng dapat? O ang pusong nagmamahal ng tapat?
Noon minahal ka niya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya. Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya? O ikaw kasi hindi mo matanggap na ayaw na niya?

yokong magtanong, kasi yokong malaman. yokong malaman, kasi yokong masaktan... pero bat pa ko aayaw kung ikaw na nagsabing... yoko.. sayo.. oo, alam ko na nagkamali ako, pero ngaun alm ko na un, lam kong iniwan kta, pero matatanggap mo ba ko? khit na sbrang sakit ang nbgay ko sau? mtatanggap mo pa b ko?

love m pa ba ako? hindi na... siryoso k b... pero bakit...? pero gusto ko lang malaman mo mahal n mahal parin kita... ....tang*na...
i know dat u already found maybe d ryt person hu u think will luv u, more dan i did, dont wori, im not hurt, i'd wait, n if u come back, il just say. WAG KA MAGALALA, MAHAL PA DIN KITA!

bakit kung kailan natuto akong maghintay hindi ka dumating? bakit kung kailan natuto akong magtiis dun ka sumuko? bakit kung kailan natutunan kitang mahalin dun ka lumayo, bakit kung kailan mahal na kita saka ka nagmahal ng iba? kaya kong tuyuin ang iyong mga luha sa bawat sakit na iyong mararamdaman ngunit kailang mo kaya mapupuna ang aking luha? pareho lang tayong nasasaktan ikaw sa kanya at ako sa yo
hbang nasau ang taong mahal mo, alagaan mo...
wag mo hayaan dmatng un araw na pagcchan mo na nawala na xa, at sbhin ña sa ung,"kaw kc eh, pnabayaan mo ko..."
wen sm1 leaves u, dont hope and w8t 4 dat person to come back... feel gud about urself and say:
"nxt plz, mahaba ang pila!"
minahal kita noon pero pinabayaan mo. minahal kita ngayon pero binalewala mo, ngayon minahal mo ako, pinakawalan ko,
bakit ngayon mo pa ako minahal, ngayong may mahal na akong iba?

kpg ikaw sad.. and2 lng me, kpg away k nla awy q cla ala me pkialam kng mdmi mng kaaway q, bsta alm q ur spcl kya ayw q msktan k.. kc mahal kta eh
an angel askd me 'bkit ka sad?' thinkng of u i answrd 'kc mis ko na sya e'.. den i heard d angel giggle.. i lukd up nd bgan 2 smyl nd sed " _____, kaw pla yan'

may mga bgay n kht sau n, nwawla pa.. pro tlagng gnon! kya naisip kta. lam kng dka sakin, pro sana bago ka mwla..
malman mong, kung dka mahlga, e di sna hinayaan nlng kta.

sUm1 aSkd mE.. "if eAch pErS0n hAs aN aNgEL, y caNt wE sEe thEm?" i juz sMyLd nd sAid.. "bkt c ___, nkkta k0?"

Lht kayo nangakong d ako iiwn,mukng kaw lang ang 22pad dun..magling prn tlga ko kc nka kta pa akong gaya mo pagktps nla akong iwn laht..kla ko tlga wlang wla na ko..pro andyn ka na..ngagwa ko nnamn laht..
sbi nla pg dka mk2log me ngiicp s'yo at ngmmhal.. cgrado un taong un mis ka tlga.. kya kunD ka mk2log, sORI! di ko mapigilan eh..

Der r tyms dt m s0 kuLit dt u Lyk 2puT sc0thtape na 2 my m0uTh, mNsan im s0 isipbata dt u Lyk 2 tie me 2a tree pr0 kht ul do dat ol 2me, d kta iiwn kc love kta..
Minsan nalilito ka kung ano b ang dapat sundin ang puso ba o ang isip. Mas marami parin ang puso ang sinusunod dahil hindi ito pwedeng magkamali lalo na kung malinis at tapat ang hangarin nito

ngalit skn c Lord..sabi nya.. 'anak,kng san san kangppunta' tps,nkta nyang ksma kta.. 'o,bat ka kc lumapit dyn?' sb ko.. 'Lord,sry..kla ko kc langit e'
bkit ang tao pag love mo, iiwan ka. pag nmn iniwan mo ma2halin k.pag love mo ciang tlga,may love nmng iba bkt gnun,magulo? tulad mo--
kunwari, masya ako...kunwari, ok ako...kunwari, wla akong problma...kumwari, nsa langit ako... ok lng ba kong icpin kng kunwari mhal m ko? kunwari lng nmn eh
kLaN kyA darAtiNg uLit yUnG aRAw na tAyOy mAGkAsaMa mUli?nA tAyOy mAgiGiNg mAsaya At mAmAhAlin Pa rIn aNg iSat isA?mAghIhiNtaY pArin akO...Pro kELen nGa kAya?....aH siGUro pAg nAkAlimUtaN mO nA sIyA...
When you run I chased you You told me to stop following you, When I stopped, you got mad! Aminin mo na...IN LOVE ka rin sa akin 'no?
Naging tau nong wla na kau.. Sbi mo minahal mo sya pro mas minahal mo ko... Masaya pa nga tau d ba!!! Ngayon bumabalik sya iniwan mo ko... Ngayon pa! Na d ko na kayang mawala ka...
Lam mO hrap pag nwala ung mhal mo.. nakakalungkot, masakit,nakakamiss.. bkt ganun noh? Pgkatapos ng saya ddting din ung time na iiwan ka nia.. dun pa sa part na sobrang mahal mo na siya..
Kala ko dati malas ako.. kala ko pinagtripan ako ng mundo tapos napatingin ako sau tpos napangiti.. bkt? Kc kahit gano ako kamalas.. bawing bawi naman dhl sau!

Nung gabing un.. halos tumulo luha ko dhl skng nadarama.. nang iyong cnb "ayoko na.." masakit man icpin pro kelangan tanggapin.. hindi nmn hbang buhay kang AKIN.. =(

Iniwan kita d dhl ayoko na, d rin dhl meron akong iba, d dhl suko n ko at d rn dhl nkkpgod na.. gus2 ko lng hanapin m ang pagmamahal ko.. kc pag nasayo.. winawala mo..
Impt p b ako sau? Kc d ka na tulad ng dati.. ung swit, thoughtful, at lagi akong naaalala.. teka.. ibahin ko nlng tanong ko.. mhl m p ba ako?
Noon minahal ka niya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya. Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya? O ikaw kasi hindi mo matanggap na ayaw na niya?
Nagseselos ako sa mga taong nagiging malapit sayo. Lalo na at wala ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako o possessive. Takot lang akong maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita napasaya.
Ang pagmamahal daw ay parang laruan. Kapag bago pa lang, mahal na mahal at haLos ayaw ipahiram sa iba, ayaw pahawakan at ayaw pakawalan. Pero ang masama, iniingatan nga, paulit-ulit namang pinaglalaruan
If you feel so sad, lean on my shoulder. If you want to cry, eto panyo. Pero pag di mo na kaya, yakap na lang kita. Para feel mo, hindi ka nag-iisa. Nandito lang me lagi just 4u!
Kapag dumating ang araw na ayaw mo na sakin, sabihin mo lang! Kaya kitang pakawalan. Tatanggapin ko kung yun rin lang. Pero sana hayaan mong yakapin kita habang sinasabi, "Sakin ka babalik, ha. Pag iniwan ka na niya."
You know I like you. I even care for you. Sometimes I even think you're more than just a friend knowing na iba na ang nararamdaman ko para sayo. What if mahalin kaya kita? Wag na lang siguro. Di yata masayang magmahal mag-isa!
Nanaginip ako kagabi. Kasama daw kita. Ang saya ko nga kasi sabay daw tayong kumain tapos nagkwentuhan pa. Maya-maya, dumaan siya. Sinundan mo at naiwan ako. Hanggang sa panaginip ko ba naman siya pa rin ang mahal mo?
Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.
Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilan para ipaglaban ka.
Sabi naman sayo, eh. Wag kang maging sweet, wag kang maglambing. Tingnan mo tuloy ngayon. Kasalanan mo to, eh! Masasaktan na naman ako kasi mahal na kita, eh. Mahal na mahal.
Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. Nasaktan kita, tinarantado mo ko. Sa lahat ng ginawa ko, mas matindi ang ganti mo. Kaya ngayon, tanong ko lang. Bakit di mo pinantayan ang ginawa ko nung mahalin kita ng todo-todo?
Ang galing ni God, no? Alam niya kung saan magiging masaya ang tao, kung saan sila pwedeng magmahal at mahalin ng totoo, kung saan yung langit dito sa mundo. Hmm. Kaya pala nilagay niya ko malapit sayo

15 Funny Geeky Pick Up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 15:03:00 +0000

I just finished watching the season finale of The Big Bang Theory, and I think I am still a bit hung over from spending hours with Sheldon, Leonard, Wolowitz and Raj. When I ran across the site Pick Up Lines Galore, I couldn’t help but think of the third person in that list. They have all sorts of pick up lines – geeky ones being at the top of the list.
Not surprisingly, I found myself searching Google for other funny geeky pick up lines. Here are 15 of the best that I found.
1. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
2. You’re more special than relativity.
3. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
4. “Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
5. Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
6. Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.
7. Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
8. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
9. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
10. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
11. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
12. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
13. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it’s you I find.
14. You compute me.
15. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Now I wouldn’t really recommend that you guys use these lines in the real world. Then again, you never know what results you might get!

10 broken heart qoutes

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:23:00 +0000

10. Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you’re lonely remember it’s true: somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
9. I still run, I still swing open the door, I still think, you’ll be there like before. Doesn’t everybody out there know to never come around? Some things a heart won’t listen to, I’m still holding out for you.
8. I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn’t need you. I was finally accepting a life without you. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all.
7. There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.
6. When you are alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers remember that in those spaces. You can see my fingers locked with forever.
5. Someone asked me what the happiest day of my life was, as I closed my eyes and felt a tear slide down my face I thought back to the day where you first told me you loved me.
4. The worst part about falling out of love, is wondering if you’ll ever open up that far again.. I just have to know .. do you ever miss me, do I ever just randomly enter your mind.
3. The feeling I get when I see you in my dreams is full of joy. ‘Cause even though I can’t see, have, hear you in reality. It feels good to know I can in my dreams.
2. I cry, but not because I need you back, Not because I want you but because I finally realize I’m learning how to let you go.
1. There are things that we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn, and people we can’t live without but have to let go.

Transformer's Pick Up Line

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:37:00 +0000

"Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?"

"I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?"

"If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix".

"There's a lot more than meets the eye".

"Don't take this the wrong way but I'm looking for a Headmaster".

"Do you want the touch? Do you want the power?! YEEEAH!!!"

"My key inserted into your Vecto Sigma = Auto(e)botic bliss."

"I'll make ya starscream for more"

"wanna see my Magnus hammer?"

"are u into energon necklaces?

"Baa Weep Gra na Deep Witmy dong"

"One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area"

" Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?"

"I am transformed."

You want if I should Thrust my Ramjet in your Shothole until you Discharge?

Why not give me a Whirl? I'll guarantee you'll feel a good Shockwave.

Girl:Give me your Hot Rod for a really Hot Shot
Guy:Be careful,you wouldn't want to get a Tight Shot into your Deadeye.

I want to Overrun your Deepdive...I'll make sure you'll become Spastic.

How Romantic you are?

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 13:04:00 +0000

Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. Most of these were submitted by people on the web, but a few of them I remember from my college days. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
Are there any more like you at home?
Do you come here often?
I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
(Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
I’d like to give you CPR!
A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
(Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
Will you be my neighbor?
Tonight’s the night, right?
My wife doesn’t understand me.
Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Don’t let me be the one that got away!
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Hey, baby! What’s happening!
Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!

How Romantic you are?

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 11:25:00 +0000

Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful.

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~

I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~

SHORT FUNNY QOUTES EVER

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 23:35:00 +0000

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Short funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Short funny quotes by, Jim Wohford

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

Top 10 DOTA PICK UP LINES

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:13:00 +0000

Si Enchantress k b kc d kta kayang takasan masakit kasi impetus
Si Bloodseeker k b kc ang hirap lumayo sau bawal tumakbo nka rupture
Ang hirap tlga pag may kakampi kang Tiny pilit tayong pinag tatabi na
Sana ikaw n lng ung frozen throne d kta kayang isuko
Ako kasi si Rikimaru kaya isipin mu lagi mu lng akong ksama Wahaha level 6 na! nakainvi mode
Ikaw ba si sand king pag k pasok mu s puso q niyanig mu agad e Epicenter agad!
Huwag ka matakot aq c Skeleton king kahit mamatay aq mabubuhay aq para sau.
Ikaw Ba si Sven kc grabe k ang lakas mu s aken. Wahaha Gods Strength
Sana neutral creeps na lng ako para gawin mong alaga.
Sige kaw n parati mag lasthit para ikaw n ung top 1 s dota lalo n s puso q.

Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (Rinkimiku) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 02:13:00 +0000

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Corny Pick Up Lines, Jokes, Qoutes

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

Top 20 Cheesy and Corny Pickup Lines

Super Sweet Pick Up Lines

You used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.

Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike you I never get played

I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya

East to the Sea,West to the Lands, Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there

An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise.

*Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL*

Hey baby, why you look so down? Seems like you need lovin', you need a girl like me around. Hey baby, why you cry? here take my hands and wipe those tears from your eyes...

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

Don'wish on a star, reach for one!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

...Cancel my subscripton.. ..I'm over ur issues..

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

The most wasted of all days in one without laughter

*ThE dIrTy LoOkz* *Da JeAloUs StArEs* *N tHe FuNnY pArT is* *U tHiNk I cArE*

*Through truth n lies -smiles n dispare, a hug - a giggle - a "hows my hair" u kno ill be there till the end, ur my true best friend*

~*Love is friendship set on fire*~

Nothin's like being held sometimes

*Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them fall down the stairs* *Girls r like phones, we like 2 b held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*

In your sleep It's got you so deep, My sweet melody Has captured you Forevermore...

No matter what people say We got it going on Who cares about what they think We are the number one

YOU STAND IN YOUR OWN LIGHT, MAKE IT SHINE!!!!

shop till u drop then find some hott guys to help you up!

~Sometimes someone says something really small that can fit into a really big empty place in your heart.~

~Dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die 2day.~

~I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!~

~I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night...~

~There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Baby, give me it You're dangerous I'm lovin' it~

~In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips~

~ An AnGeLs WaT Im MeAnT Ta b SoOoO BeIng SwEeT CoMeS NaTuRaLlY!!

*~*P-Perfect, R-Radiant, I-Irresistible, N-Never Wrong, C-Cute, E-Everything Cute and Adorable, S-Super Woman, S-Soooo Special = Princess = ME!!*~*

(*).·*¤»Boyz R just Like Mobile Phones...They AlwayZ NeeD Recharging.·*¤»(*)

.·°*¤»I wasn't kissin him.. I was telling his lips a secret... ¤*°·.

:P(¯`·._.·When god made me he was just showing off(¯`·._.·:P

«:¤¨¨¤:Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!:¤¨¨¤:»:P

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars. You light up my life when things get dark.

I'm through with guys.. they all tell lies. They break your heart and make you cry. Loving guys is such a sin... Hey check out that guy who just walked in!!!

you can fall from the sky.. you can fall from a tree.. but the best way to fal..l is in luv with me!

~*(*)You know your gay if you don't wanna be with me(*)*~

~TaNk ToPs FlIp FlOpZ IcE cReAm SwEeT DrEaMz LaTe NiGhTz BaLlOoN FiGhTzZ A NiCe BrOwN SuNtAn A GaMe PlAn FeEt In Da SaNd DrInK In My HaNd ...tHaNk GoD iTz.. SuMmEr

CuTe EnUf 2 MaKe U lOoK tWiCe, SwEeT eNuF bUt NoT 2 nIcE, a LiL cRaZy BuT nOt 2 WiLd, ThE kInDa GiRl ThAt WiLl MaKe U sMiLe.

--Lifes too Short-- kiss slowly . love deeply . forgive quickly

pInK tHoNg sExXe eYeS AlL u GoTa Do Is FaNtAcIzE

If i throw a stick, will you leave?

*~Strangers are just friends waiting to happen~*

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.

Ashes 2 ashes, dust 2 dust, life is short, so party we must

hard work never killed any1 but y take n-e chances.

*Don't be scared when a big old fat man comes in your room in the middle of the night, and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.*

I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?

Justin Bieber Pick Up Lines

Chessy Pick Up Lines

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

Love Qoutes

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Inspirational Qoutes

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

Corny ka Ba?

Harry Potter Funny Jokes

THINGS I DO FOR THE ONE I LOVE

"Things You Can Do For The Special Love In Your Life"

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

CORNY PICK UP LINES OF BF TO HER GF

Tagalog Love Qoutes

15 Funny Geeky Pick Up Lines

10 broken heart qoutes

Transformer's Pick Up Line

Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL

§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You

ThE dIrTy LoOkz Da JeAloUs StArEs N tHe FuNnY pArT is U tHiNk I cArE

Through truth n lies -smiles n dispare, a hug - a giggle - a "hows my hair" u kno ill be there till the end, ur my true best friend

~Love is friendship set on fire~

Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them fall down the stairs Girls r like phones, we like 2 b held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

~P-Perfect, R-Radiant, I-Irresistible, N-Never Wrong, C-Cute, E-Everything Cute and Adorable, S-Super Woman, S-Soooo Special = Princess = ME!!~

().·¤»Boyz R just Like Mobile Phones...They AlwayZ NeeD Recharging.·¤»()

.·°¤»I wasn't kissin him.. I was telling his lips a secret... ¤°·.

~()You know your gay if you don't wanna be with me()~

~Strangers are just friends waiting to happen~

Don't be scared when a big old fat man comes in your room in the middle of the night, and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.