Corporlish https://corporlish.com/ What People Really Mean Wed, 28 Mar 2018 03:26:02 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Treasonous and Un-American https://corporlish.com/2018/02/26/treasonous-un-american/ Mon, 26 Feb 2018 16:00:17 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21349 Biggest snowflake ever.

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]]> I can’t believe Trump is president https://corporlish.com/2018/02/25/cant-believe-trump-president/ Sun, 25 Feb 2018 16:00:02 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21347 If an incompetent, idiotic, and crying trust fund baby can become the President of the greatest country in the world, that just means anyone can achieve their dreams in America no matter how stupid they are.  Still the land of opportunity!

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]]> When toddlers cry https://corporlish.com/2018/02/24/when-toddlers-cry/ Sat, 24 Feb 2018 16:00:11 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21343 Yup that’s what it pretty much means especially on long airplane rides.

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]]> Convince Me https://corporlish.com/2018/02/23/convince-me/ Fri, 23 Feb 2018 16:00:47 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21339 Why do women have to be so complicated with the things they say?  Why can’t they just be upfront about it?  It’s either we’re getting pizza or not.

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]]> I’m in an Instagram pod https://corporlish.com/2018/02/23/im-instagram-pod/ Fri, 23 Feb 2018 16:00:06 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21341 Actual engagement is 1%. Stop fronting, kids. We know no one cares about you.  You’re not an influencer.  You’re in support group like alcoholic anonymous, but it’s for narcissistic reassurance. 

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]]> You all just got a lot richer https://corporlish.com/2018/02/22/just-got-lot-richer/ Thu, 22 Feb 2018 16:00:48 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21337 Trump suckered all his voting based.

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]]> Nobody knows the answer to that question https://corporlish.com/2018/02/21/nobody-knows-answer-question/ Wed, 21 Feb 2018 16:00:04 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21335 How quickly the tide has turn with Paul Ryan and the GOP when it comes to the tax bill? What happened to all that fiscal responsibility? They want to cut “entitlement” programs but keep their pensions. Let’s cut their pensions too.

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]]> Bye Felicia https://corporlish.com/2018/02/20/bye-felicia/ Tue, 20 Feb 2018 16:00:32 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21333 If one person embodied “Felicia”, it’ll be Omarosa. With that said, Bye Felicia!

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]]> The biggest tax cut in history https://corporlish.com/2018/02/19/biggest-tax-cut-history/ Mon, 19 Feb 2018 16:00:23 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21331 Politicians are for sale in the States. They come cheap too especially when they give corporate America a 22% tax rate aka the biggest tax cut in history.

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]]> Eat that booty like groceries https://corporlish.com/2018/02/18/eat-booty-like-groceries/ Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:00:47 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21328 All I can say is Ted Cruz is a freak, ya’ll.  Cause he watching pornhub like he post to be and eat that booty like groceries…

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]]> I’m a blogger. https://corporlish.com/2018/02/17/im-a-blogger/ Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:00:52 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21326 We live in a world of inflated job titles and everyone wants to feel important.  Tinder and Bumble is filled with entrepreneurs who link their IG page to their dating profile.  FYI, having an IG page doesn’t make you a CEO.  With all that said, here I come, New York Times! 

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]]> I’m a complete fraud https://corporlish.com/2018/02/16/im-complete-fraud/ Fri, 16 Feb 2018 16:00:41 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21324 Everything isn’t always what it appears here on social media with Influencers.  Likes and Followers come cheap these days like politicians in the world.  If we can buy politicians, we can buy likes and followers.

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]]> My ego is damaged… https://corporlish.com/2018/02/15/my-ego-is-damaged/ Thu, 15 Feb 2018 16:00:59 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21322 Dun dun dun… It just shrank and his voice has a high pitch now.  It’s a great way to damage a man’s ego is to pretend you didn’t hear him.

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]]> Stop lying https://corporlish.com/2018/02/14/stop-lying/ Wed, 14 Feb 2018 16:00:20 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21320 Elizabeth Warren is a savage.  I would hate to piss her off.  She has no chill.

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]]> Go ahead https://corporlish.com/2018/02/13/go-ahead/ Tue, 13 Feb 2018 16:00:36 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21317 Heed the signs of the subtleties in the things women say especially when she says “go ahead”. She’s waiting for you to do it then unleash hell.

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]]> You’re about to die https://corporlish.com/2018/02/12/youre-about-to-die/ Mon, 12 Feb 2018 16:00:49 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21315 You know your butt is in deep waters when a woman says this.  She’s probably planning your funeral in her mind.  You better pay attention to the things women say.  No lie.

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]]> So many sides https://corporlish.com/2018/02/11/so-many-sides/ Sun, 11 Feb 2018 16:00:10 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21313 There’s so many sides like his multiple personality disorders.  However, we know who Trump doesn’t want to upset.

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]]> Stupidity has no limits https://corporlish.com/2018/02/10/stupidity-no-limits/ Sat, 10 Feb 2018 16:00:20 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=21310 If you’re going to be racist, at least use the right ethnic tools at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville.  That’s like Skinheads trying to use Krav Maga to fight minorities. Stupidity has no limits, but the same can be said about ignorance now.  However, some say they’re the same thing.

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]]> Excluded from this Narrative https://corporlish.com/2017/08/13/excluded-from-this-narrative/ Mon, 14 Aug 2017 02:07:51 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=7253 I’ll still be your fan, Tay tay. I still love you, sweetie.  #TeamTayTay

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]]> I Think Gay Marriage https://corporlish.com/2017/07/01/think-gay-marriage/ Sat, 01 Jul 2017 15:30:53 +0000 http://corporlish.com/?p=7251 Maybe he meant gay as in happy? Maybe there was a translation issue?  Maybe the steroid use in the past is getting to him?  Maybe that’s his definition of ‘gay’?

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