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CSA Podcast Episode 222: On That Note ...

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 16:18:00 +0000

Today's episode is a long time coming and it may be a long time before the next one. Countless Screaming Argonauts began in October of 2007 and ran for 5 years. It was wild. It was fun. And now it is going on indefinite hiatus. We are not pod fading. We are stopping. T Fab P and Maqz would like to take this time to thank all of our faithful listeners ... and all of our casual listeners. We had so much fun. You might look for something from Maqz under the banner of 8 Minutes On High at some point in the future. Till then, thank you all! We love you! Good night Seattle ... Good night uh Ma ss uh chu, New York and Las Cruces ...Ari vedirci podcastia! CSA Podcast 222 is created under a Creative Commons, Atribution, Non-Commercial, Share alike 3.0 license. Download our last effort here.

CSA Episode 221: "Perhaps we'll drop a Doocy..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:47:00 +0000

The boys switched their recording night to Fridays and all kinds of havoc broke out. A discussion of the CeCe MacDonald moved into hate crimes. Fox News reared its ugly head again as the Penguin gives a name to the Fox tactic of saying anything and retracting later, after the horse's ass has left the barn, if you know what we mean. The name is "a Doocy", say it loud, say it proud. They talk about Tigger, Kellogg, and end on a high note - PIPPA!!!

(Here is Pippa and her gunslingers!)

Give us a listen or download from the iTunes!

CSA Podcast Episode 220: "Ann Coulter? Really, Ann Coulter is your source???"

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:57:00 +0000

Tonight the Penguin and Maqz are just mystified by the political shenanigans going on but it all comes to a head when Ann Coulter is cited as a source. Source of what you ask. Yea, the guys are still trying to figure that ome out. Anyway, we were a bit short tonight but listen till after the final bumper for a surprise list!

Listen to #220n here or download from iTunes - Enjoy!

CSA Podcast Episode 219: I was only trying to defend myself

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 04:45:00 +0000

Shouldn't it be that outrageous Supreme Court decisions extending government authority over an innocent person's, person, be considered “court activism”? This week Fab and Maqz look at law and the courts. There's a lot in the news and none of it is good. On a lighter note fracking causes earthquakes! Oh yeah and we find out why people wear clothes and what causes traffic jams.

Judge Scalia yelled “Fire!”

CSA Episode 218 Maqz and the Penguin Play Games

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 02:19:00 +0000

Penguin plays a game of Whaddaya Think About That with Maqz, where questions of Romney's dog Santoruming mix with tales of tiny little frogs. We find out why Republicans hate women … no … really we don't. This podcast is only a half hour! Penguin reveals that all eyes are on NASA. Maqz says NASA eats ship, or at least they might on Mars. And Penguin calls Hail Britianica.

Too much fun for a half hour! Check it out here!

CSA Episode 217 "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down their pants..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 04:16:00 +0000

Very interesting episode tonight boys and girls. First Maqz and T Fab stop Albert Einstein from spinning in his grave. Then, flush with this success, they tackle "This week in the GOP", Where Rush Limbaugh sings a little song about sluts, the GOP candidates (The three Amigos) dance around calling Limbaugh out for his slander, and the GOP machine, lead by none other than Half Governor Palin, spray seltzer down the pants of the American public in treating this like a freedom of speech issue OR complain the Dems do it too. Meanwhile women everywhere prepare for a little procedure called a transvaginal exam. Can the GOP make it any clearer that they hate women and want to rule their lady bits? Give this one a listen...

Get some seltzer sprayed down YOUR pants and listen to this show!!

CSA Episode 216: Scary scary people

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 06:51:00 +0000

Scary Republicans Rush in to accuse women of prostitution, models get slandered and births get controlled. Just another week in a presidential primary where Rick Santorum sees in himself, the 1884 epitome of a rebel (Did I say 1884? I meant 1984.) Penguin asks Maqz if Disney is racist and it turns out they're just into porn! Maqz thinks Ogg started it all and Lady Ga Ga defends herself against the Moshi dance. Cannibals find love in jail and people find Pippa on the slopes. Mormon's find dead Jews and baptize them! All in all its a pretty scarey episode. Lend us an ear ... if you dare!

CSA Episode 215: Of vaginas and Cadillacs

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 05:29:00 +0000

Apparently vaginas and politics go together like Republicans and gay sex. In today's episode T Fab P and Maqz find out how the GOP wishes to control the size of government by controlling vaginas and not controlling the snake population in Florida. We learn of Mitt Romney's Cadillacs and Ford Field's population. We hear tell of poison pill politics and a lack of pills in the pill. Pfizer was pfrobably pfissed when they pfound out about that one!~

Romney's Cadillacs and Virginia's vaginas

CSA Episode 214: "Short, sweet and to the point..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:50:00 +0000

What do you get when you take a good amount of GOP bat-shit crazy politics and add it to some bat-shit crazy internet follies? You get:

EPISODE 214 OF CSA, THE PODCAST OF RECORD!!

Hope you enjoy it...

CSA Episode 213: "How about we take a look at the past week..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 23:15:00 +0000

In this episode, the boys look at all the things that happened during the week of the Super Bowl. No, not just football but some of our favorite topics - idiots in politics and racism in the country. Maybe we should have stayed with just football?

Hey find out what we have to say about politics this week!

CSA Episode 212 - Go ahead, make my day!

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:28:00 +0000

Superbowl adds lead in the advertising year and Maqz queries T Fab P on his take of the Clint Eastwood Chrysler add that seemed to generate all the buzz in an otherwise not-so-interesting Superbowl add season. Spending little time on the great game and the NY Giants the conversation quickly turns to mixed sporting leagues and men vs women. What's sexist and what's fair? Later we find that Maqz has learned how to Twitter (not just tweet) and, suprise the boys finish with a little bit of politics on Catholics vs birth control and Obama.

Come see what all the hubbub is about

CSA Episode 211 "The Race is On!..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:01:00 +0000

A rather interesting show, if we don't say so ourselves! Maqz adds another prediction, offers props to Denali for a great prediction we missed and then, we jump into the GOP race which is heating up something awful. Did you see what we did there? Mentioned GOP and awful in the same sentence, just like the trolls at Fox News. Listen to this show and see if we do THAT again!

LISTEN TO WHAT WE SAID HERE! Or download us from iTunes...

CSA Episode 210 - The Prediction Show

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:32:00 +0000

The Prediction Show 2012 - Reunited once again Maqz, T Fab P and the Fabulous Denali, reprise their roles as prognosticators - envisioning the future in a manner and with an accuracy that Sylvia Browne could only imagine if she could see into the future. The boys deploy the political prognostications of an election year, delve into sports and feel their way into rationality and all in a quaint half hour package. So much entertainment, so little time.

There's only one Denali. You can find him here.

CSA Episode 209 - "We can't wait until January each year..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:05:00 +0000

...because it means the Predictions Extravganza! First show reviews the previous years predictions and the second show is predictions for the coming year. In this episode, Denali returns and the boys are just ecstatic! This show is a review of the 2011 predictions and you will be surprised at how well they did! I know we were...

Give our Prediction Review show a listen here or from iTunes

CSA Episode 208: "Bleaugh people wearing Penguin Hats..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:28:00 +0000

In this episode the boys are particularly sharp, chastising the GOP for hypocrisy (again??), taking on some new studies that they think actually produced interesting results and talk about the most common fears of all of us in this fast paced technology world. They end talking about a new company from Brooklyn which is making a TFabP favorite type of apparel.

Give us a listen here or download us free from iTunes!

CSA Episode 207 - Poor Pippa

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 04:38:00 +0000

What a year it was. Holy smokes we didn't even have time to review everything, what with Osama,climate change, Barry Bonds, Occupy Wall St, earthquakes and tidal waves, gays in the military, the end of the Iraq war, shuttles, Weiners, royal weddings, perfect princesses and poor poor Pippa

Click here to learn of Royal tragedy!

CSA Episode 206 - OMG Fox News!

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 06:29:00 +0000

Ever been to heaven? Well its not Iowa in January. But that's where Tim Pawlenty would be now if he hadn't dropped out of the Republican primary too soon. Tim, Kim, FOX and facts. Some of them are real. Some are unreal, but its all true in CSA Episode 206!

Sarah smile

You'll get more than facts, here!

CSA Episode 205 - What would you do for $254 M?

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 02:16:00 +0000

Tonight the boys are occupied with Jon Stewarts story about 7.7 trillion dollars given to pigs like Skank Of America and Shittybank. From there it takes merely the smallest of steps to Jenny McCarthy's threat to America and the increased popularity of lollipops. Lollipops infected with chicken pox. T Fab P comments of the Christian politician's stance and Maqz closes with Japanese adoption and Dubai toilets.

CSA hits a home run with 205

CSA Episode 204 - You can bank on it!

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 04:42:00 +0000

Everybody is a leader for a day. Everybody is a target. In this episode T Fab P andn Maqz wonder if the Republicans really are capable of nominiating a Mormon, or a moron, or just a plain asshole. Maqz gets his news from Jon Stewart and takes a few cheap shots at Charles Krauthammer and Bill Cristal, and the Penguin talks about those lazy white people. Much fun was had by all. Make your withdrawl here!

CSA Episode 203 - No - really? Newt?

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:16:00 +0000

Today we find the usual set of Republican heroes going out of their way to keep us entertained. Max and the Fab look at the ever changing presidential primary season and throw up their hands. Doesn't anyone like Mitt Romney? (Maqz has had computer problems and T Fab P has travelled 2500 miles to his new home in Nevada... what? New Jersey? No? New Mexico? Anyway the Penguin is out there somewhere, settling in on some Antarctic beach and Maqz has been running the show. Soon T Fab will take over again. We're sorry for the delay.) Click this link for the magic.

CSA Episode 202 - Here we are at last!

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:42:00 +0000

This weeks episode arrives after much tarrying. Maqz has his own issues as T Fab P and the Missus leave the land of Mitt Romney and travel though the land of Rick Perry to their new home in fabulous New Mexico. Maqz updates the Penguin on a few sports and its right into scandals and troubles of all kinds. The boys solve all the worlds problems post haste and the Penguin can retire in peace and warmth ... while Maqz is left wondering about business foreign and domestic.

Find out all you need to know right here!

The Myster e=mc2 Episode

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 03:53:00 +0000

We thought that this might be Episode 199 but it wasn't - so its a bonus episode!! Lucky you! The Podcast of Record has gone through a rough stretch but the Penguin should reappear in his more favored tropical climes and we'll be recording again soon enough. Meanwhile. Enjoy a free episode! (Oh yeah they all are!) Faster than the speed of light CSA will be back

Some time in October, 2011 CSA Celebrates its 200th Epsiode Yay!

noreply@blogger.com (Maqz) — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 04:24:00 +0000

Long anticipated. Kept in Al Gore's lock box (or was that Tipper's?) for nearly a month where it fermented and ripened to a rich and wonderful creation, the likes of which we no longer even remember, though we're sure that its wonderful in the fullest regard. Countless Screaming Argonauts, Maqz and The Fabulous Penguin finally bring you what you've waited so long to hear our 200th episode. We hope you enjoy it. (We hope we enjoy it too!) Here it is - the fantastic 200th!!! Yay!

CSA Episode 199 - The night of tough questions...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 16:07:00 +0000

Tonight's episode begins with Pat Robertson, Alzheimer Disease and dating, a hat trick of issues if ever we saw one. The boys were on a roll so they next tackled the question of when it is right to take someone's DNA sample. After figuring that one out, next up was a report about how people are now faking, no not orgasms, but cell phone calls in order to not have to interact with someone. This moves into cell phone ethics. After this dizzying display of opinionating, they go one step further and talk about IKEA trying out the idea of "Manland" where guys can hang out while their wives shop. Maqz suggests giving away free hot dogs there along with having a 60 inch big screen and comfy chairs.

Listen to 199 here or download free from iTunes...

CSA Episode 198 September 12, 2011 "A little bit of everything..."

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:27:00 +0000

In tonight's episode T Fab P and Maqz delve into a little politics with Rick Perry, Michele Bachman, Republican polls, possible 3rd party in election, Bloomberg, and Ross Perot. Then they get into some internet oddities like iceberg towing, Genghis Khan, a man who blows dick off, and yebrah. So its a little of this and a little of that.

Join the hoopla here!