Cranial Hyperossification

Misheard

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 14:37:00 +0000

The radio traffic report guy has been saying that this report is brought to us by "Tim Horton's Coffee and Bake Shop." I keep hearing "Tim Horton's Coffee and Bait Shop."

Back to Work Tomorrow

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:29:00 +0000

I'll be heading back to work tomorrow after a while off for medical leave. Here's to a smooth transition.

Question of the Day

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 19:47:00 +0000

Would a harpy be considered poultry or red meat?

Same question for a griffin/gryphon/griffon.

Helpful Medical Thingy

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 14:12:00 +0000

I found this template to be useful when seeing new medical providers. If you have a number of prescription meds, or you use over-the-counter medications on a regular basis, this can help doctors get a lot of information right away.

Click to download the template.

What Have I Been Doing

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 23:13:00 +0000

Well, in the future, I will certainly be an advocate for mental health. I should be returning to work in a couple of weeks from tomorrow. I promise that I'm OK for now.

New Food Idea

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 22:22:00 +0000

A powdered food additive made of gluten and monosodium glutamate. Mmmmm...

Living with mom

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 23:37:00 +0000

I've been living with my mother for a bit. Not much I can say, but we're all physically OK.

Doodles from the Psych Ward #7

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Tue, 27 Aug 2013 10:30:00 +0000

Attempt to draw a face with my eyes closed. This is a tribute to this man on the Youtube.

Click to embiggen.

Doodles from the Psych Ward #6

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Sat, 24 Aug 2013 10:30:00 +0000

This is also fan art. Please don't sue. I think parody is covered.

Click to embiggen. Ha!

Doodles from the Psych Ward #5

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Thu, 22 Aug 2013 10:30:00 +0000

Yoda is the property of the Disney corporation. Please don't sue. This is fan art.

Click to embiggen, although size matters not.

Doodles from the Psych Ward #4

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 10:30:00 +0000

Bottom Hat

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Doodles from the Psych Ward #3

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 10:30:00 +0000

Top Hat

Click to embiggen.

Roku

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 16:51:00 +0000

So I bought my mom a Roku and set her up on Netflix. Now she's watching Breaking Bad. I hope this isn't giving her ideas.

Doodles from the Psych Ward #2

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:30:00 +0000

Wise mind.

This is a concept they were teaching us about the pull of the rational mind and the pull of the emotional mind acting against our best interests by trying to get us to act in the past and the future, whereas the wise mind pulls the best from both and lets us be in the present.

Click to embiggen.

Doodles from the Psych Ward #1

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 16:59:00 +0000

Love Bug

Click, as usual, to embiggen.

I Am not Making this Up

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 13:06:00 +0000

I saw this Kroger employee arranging the Duck Dynasty DVD display.

Art Therapy in the Psych Ward

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Thu, 15 Aug 2013 13:48:00 +0000

What do you get when you cross an elephant with an rhinoceros?

Elephino.

Plant sex

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 20:16:00 +0000

Oo la la

Think of the children...

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 16:52:00 +0000

Why did these parents put their disabled child on top of a pole?

Living with Mom

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Tue, 13 Aug 2013 12:21:00 +0000

Because of some issues, I've been living with Mom. It's really kind of fun. I am helping her with chores, and she really appreciates the company.

Therapy

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Sat, 10 Aug 2013 11:46:00 +0000

From a therapy session in my psych ward...

Therapist: In recreational group today, we're doing origami.

GDad: Origami? I hardly even know her!

Spider

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 11:04:00 +0000

This is a spider on the rental car mirror.

But...

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 12:28:00 +0000

I am feeling much better now.

Update

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 12:20:00 +0000

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see

How was your day?

noreply@blogger.com (GDad) — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 18:17:00 +0000

On my way to the psychiatric hospital to treat my anxiety, I was in a car crash. Then my shoelace broke.