crashholly

2011-03-28T15:00:00.001-04:00

2011-03-25T16:03:00.004-04:00

"Any ugly weird nosed person can paint their face and be 'hot.' But they’re only hot to weird guys who don’t have good relationships with their mothers."

2011-03-25T16:03:00.000-04:00

Justice Beaver’s quote of the day:

And, Kurt Cobain’s response from the past. Or is it the future?

2011-03-25T15:55:00.002-04:00

Things I did last night

2011-03-25T15:45:00.000-04:00

I walked into the bathroom and found a once white but now muddy washcloth stuffed into the drain. I asked David if he had used my makeup for some reason and tried to hide the evidence. His first response was, “No, what for?” To which I said, “But there is a wet rag stuffed in the sink with foundation all over it?!”

::Few minutes of silence go by::

Him: “Oh yeah, I did use that to fix my jacket…”

Me: “To fix your jacket how?”

Him: “Just to fix it, okay? Stop looking at me.”

2011-03-25T15:44:00.000-04:00

Penis size worldwide (by country)

I immediately scrolled to find China. Does that make me a bad person?