Crazed Afrykan

Hip Hop and Love are destroying the fabric of America a.k.a pretty people suck!!

2011-12-09T18:10:00.001-05:00

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40 things I learned on my way to 40.

2011-11-21T09:09:00.001-05:00

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Inside the NFL (Nigerian Football League) a.k.a “How do you pronounce that last name… Olomowhat?”

2011-09-29T13:41:00.000-04:00

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Brain Farts

2011-09-23T05:53:00.000-04:00

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Don’t Hate Lebron, Hate ESPN & Kevin Garnett!

2011-06-13T14:56:00.006-04:00

Is everybody happy now? The sports fans, media and all of those that despised “The Decision” are all breathing a collective sigh of relief as they wallow in the Dallas Mavericks victory over the Miami Heat. Lebron James may as well have been the guy who slapped Snooki or better yet, George Bush at the height of the Iraqi invasion given the amount of scrutiny Bron Bron has received since last July

The Reverse Dating Game

2011-06-12T09:19:00.001-04:00

Men of New York, the eyes of Marsha are upon us! Fourscore and 7 years ago (give or take eighty years) my NYC brethren and I perused countless bars and clubs in an effort to come away with a phone number (at the very least) for the night. After all, we invested decades honing our approach (“Damn girl, you sexy as hell”), tens of thousands of dollars on hunting tools (vehicles, Gordon Gartrell

“Raise your right hand and repeat after me, I am a hypocrite”

2011-05-17T17:33:00.007-04:00

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The difference between children and adults

2011-04-06T20:00:00.000-04:00

Children: Did anyone call for me? Adults: Who the f*ck is calling me now? Children: I hate school. Adults: I had so much fun in school. Children: I want that! Adults: I want that…how much does it cost? Children: I wonder if I can run up the steps 2 at a time? Adults: Who the hell put more than 2 steps here? Children: I don’t want to go to sleep! Adults: I don’t want to get up! Children: I

Ten Tax Commandments

2011-03-09T22:25:00.003-05:00

Can’t tell me nothing ‘bout this S-Corp Can’t tell me nothing bout these taxes these liens For my accounting brothers Brothers in the cubicle I ain’t forget y’all I been in this game for years, it made me an animal There’s rules to this here, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your refund back I’m sure you’ve been overtaxed Rule number uno always let the feds

I HAVE A GRIPE

2011-02-05T12:16:00.009-05:00

February 5, 2036Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. In honor of Black history month, we here at WWTF Radio proudly present the 25th annual rebroadcasting of the I Have a Gripe speech. Originally delivered a quarter century ago during the March on Washington Heights (after exiting a crowded New York City A Train in frustration) and consistently dismissed as the rantings of a deranged Ving Rhames

Year End Performance Review / Your Pink Slip is Showing

2010-12-29T15:09:00.009-05:00

Dear Me,After evaluating your performance in the past year, I regret to inform you that your services will no longer be required. Your inability to complete rudimentary tasks without the assistance of the team (of which you are the only member) is a glaring indicator of your dedication or lack thereof. You have consistently fallen short in multiple key performance initiatives (KPI’s) including

For Colored Guys Who Have Considered Homicide Because the Media Has Done More Than Enuf

2010-12-03T14:25:00.003-05:00

As a MAN who is BLACK and resides in AMERICA (in order of appearance), it is disconcerting to be consistently bombarded with so many negative images and stereotypes. It doesn’t matter the medium, radio, television and print have arbitrarily concluded that the world needs a villain and the antagonist shall forever remain the American Negro. After all, bad guys do

My Vagina Monologue

2010-11-02T15:15:00.001-04:00

October is breast cancer awareness month, as was clearly made evident by the pinkification of all things around us. For the sake of awareness, the manliest of men graced the streets with pink paraphernalia in a show of solidarity to the millions of women who either suffer from this affliction or have lost their lives as a direct cause. Not one soul batted an eyelash at NFL line men delivering

Why I Can't Get Married....Yet.

2010-10-06T11:17:00.014-04:00

The following takes place on www.facebook.com on Friday October 1, 2010. The response is a response to a response. The conclusion: We should all be more responsible. The subject relates to what men (one in specific) are so afraid of when it comes to marriage. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and those foolish enough to actually speak the truth in public. Lets Watch: CA:You

How Young Can You Die of Old Age?

2010-09-05T21:27:00.016-04:00

So you’re 49 years old and about to release yet another installment in your mix tape series. You’ve wanted to be a rapper ever since you saw Kool Moe Dee in concert in the mid 80‘s and you have been trying ever since. You feel like the 54th time is the charm and this particular mixtape, “My Prostate’s Trying to Kill Me Son” is just what the streets have been waiting for. After all, how can you

Untitled

2010-08-06T07:05:00.006-04:00

Don’t you hate it when you are attempting to cross the street and some butthole driver is valet parked in the crosswalk? Clearly, he/she has overshot the red light. As a result, you are forced halfway into oncoming traffic, all the while praying to Jesus that your tender kneecap doesn’t get clipped by an oncoming Kia Sport. As you menacingly eyeball the driver of said vehicle (with your

I Hate You So Much Right Now!!

2010-07-09T20:06:00.020-04:00

Ladies and Gentleman, as many of you may know, the world has been in a tail spin since Lebron James announced his decision on where to play basketball next season. What was most shocking of all was not his migration to South Beach for the winter, but rather, Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan "tell 'em how you really feel" Gilbert's open letter to the fans of Cleveland. What many of you may not know

We Can Rebuild Her. We Have the Technology!

2010-05-09T08:57:00.014-04:00

It’s no secret that men will do just about anything for women. We will board the wrong train car, buy a car, walk the opposite direction, walk the same direction faster, rob, steal, kill, go to school (no one knew the graduation rate at certain institutions of higher learning but most assuredly testified to the male/female ratio) and a slew of other dubious excursions for the sake of the ladies.

Act Like a Man a.k.a Insert the World's Smallest Violin Here

2010-03-08T16:12:00.030-05:00

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The Great Black Hope

2010-02-28T14:49:00.017-05:00

Far too many folk have placed their hopes in the arms of one administration, particularly, one man. Is it me, or does the notion that a sole individual can reverse the misfortunes of an entire nation seem absurd? It is as dangerous for any man to make that assertion as it is foolhardy for millions to believe it. America felt that once Black Jesus, a.k.a Barack was elected, the world would be a

24/7 Behind the Tussle for the Texas Instrument Pt. 5 - Larry's Final Thought

2009-10-25T13:56:00.009-04:00

How do you know when talk is no longer effective and the time to roll up one’s sleeves and politely ask someone to dance is in order? I am a peace loving man and have never been one to actively seek out violence, even when threatened. Part of it is fear. Part of it is just not wanting to be bothered with the fighting process. The punching of the faces, the scraping of the knees, and the bruising

24/7 Behind the Tussle for the Texas Instrument Pt. 4

2009-10-25T13:52:00.027-04:00

24/7 Behind the Tussle for the Texas Instrument Pt. 3

2009-10-25T13:49:00.021-04:00

24/7 Behind the Tussle for the Texas Instrument Pt. 2

2009-10-11T11:20:00.006-04:00

1992. 29 Fort Greene Place. Brooklyn Technical High School. Stress level is at Defcon 1. Violence seems to be the item dujour. People I know personally are being shot and killed in and around my neighborhood, my friend’s neighborhoods, school, and every other random area you can think of. We as a community had graduated from Uzi’s in junior high to shotguns in high school lunch rooms. Concealed

24/7 - Behind the Tussle for the Texas Instrument Pt. 1

2009-10-11T09:35:00.013-04:00

Prior to my arrival in high school, I had gotten my ass thrashed, kicked, whopped, flogged, on multiple occasions in junior high. The main reason I lost most of my bouts wasn’t because of skill (at least not in my head it wasn’t). I lost primarily because I either fought fair (who knew you should never turn your back to take off your coat), or if I fought back at all, I would be fighting that