tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703Thu, 19 Dec 2024 03:21:04 +0000celeb chatterpoliticsjust plain crazyYes We Canaltar callgo sit downbustedobitteenagersYou Make the Callnot funnyyou should not be parentsjournalweathergo directly to jailBody Doublestuff i find amusingtrue confessionsAltar egoHBCUWTF Filesfeedbackholidayhors d'oeuvresjust beat itjust plain dumbmemoviesreality showssportsA mixture of politics, celebrity, and general hot news stories with a little dash of me on the side!http://nitabita.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger165125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-7748197800318279261Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:21:00 +00002009-07-01T15:29:24.970-05:00me**UPDATE** A few items have been marked off the list: #3, #10, #12...whoo hoo!!! One week from today will be my 35th birthday - 07.08.09! I'm excited :-)Let me quickly explain the chapters (yes I actually have written the book, no you can't read it yet):~ Chapter 1: birth to 17 <<---perfect childhood! ~ Chapter 2: 18 to 28 <<---sheer madness, dumb 20s...dumb, dumb, dumb! ~ Chapter 3: 29 to 34 <<-http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2009/07/070809-chapter-4-pages-of-life-my.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-473237160382240613Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:44:00 +00002009-06-25T00:50:56.109-05:00WTF Filesokay, everybody say it together...WTF?!!!My people just regressed about 100 years. I'm still speechless and overwhelmed that the Louisiana House of Representatives took up almost 10 minutes of valuable time on the last day and a half of session, with the fate of higher education and healthcare still hanging in the balance, to do this mess...not to mention the bonus performance:Jesus be a Doppler http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2009/06/wtf-files-hurricane-chris-honored-by-la.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-7969480124861616420Thu, 14 May 2009 16:57:00 +00002009-05-14T12:08:57.441-05:00celeb chattergo sit downstuff i find amusing...okay, not really. K.Wizzle is p.o.'d because his imposter is tweeting away and Twitter won't shut it down. Here's a little of what he had to say:… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. ... I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. ... THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-just-got-tweet-from-kanye.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-1866147568141578054Thu, 14 May 2009 16:29:00 +00002009-05-14T11:45:56.178-05:00you should not be parentsGettin' paid to pimp your kids must make this couple feel really good. Reports are that Jon &amp; Kate are not really together anymore and are operating under a "special" contract. This is a travesty, and what's worse is that there are 8 kids who will be scarred by their parents' greed. Starring in a reality TV show should be off limits for families with young children.(Go to the source to see http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2009/05/rumor-has-it-octo-parents-jon-kate-are.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-2314568240216714071Wed, 13 May 2009 22:43:00 +00002009-05-13T17:55:18.599-05:00bustedgo directly to jailYou just can't make this stuff up. Just keep reading the news and the jokes write themselves.Former first round draft pick and Chicago Bulls player Corey Blount was sentenced to a year on possession charges after being caught with 29 pounds of mary jane. Now I'm far from an authority on recreational cannibus use, but I'm pretty sure 29 lbs is more than enough to get you thru those back http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2009/05/whats-in-name-corey-blount.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-3416419615954005124Wed, 13 May 2009 22:02:00 +00002009-05-13T17:15:51.554-05:00go sit downyou should not be parentsTalk about a bad decision. I don't care how bad it gets or how much you think you're in "different places", sometimes divorce is a very bad option. In the case of Octo-dad Jon Gosselin from the show "Jon &amp; Kate Plus 8"...divorce will be very costly. He may want to re-evaluate his options. (read full story here)http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2009/05/jon-kate-8-1-x-15-yrs-of-child-support.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-8672808769906545571Wed, 13 May 2009 04:49:00 +00002009-05-12T23:59:54.494-05:00altar callAfter the scandal that erupted over Miss California, Carrie Prejean's choice to stand by her convictions during the Miss America pagent and the subsequent photos of her that were "leaked" to the media, Miss California has pledged that "from this day forward I promise I will use my naked breasts for good." (source)As will I Carrie. As will I. *a single tear fell*http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2009/05/new-meaning-for-wonderbra.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-2220651278273891173Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:39:00 +00002009-08-05T00:09:52.467-05:00just plain crazyJohn Legend is the definition of freak in every sense of the word. If you've ever listened to his CDs or even just one song, all he sings about is sex...and mostly in very creative lyrics. Imagine my disbelief as I was sitting watching Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special and John Legend walks into the scene dressed like a park ranger. Then, he commences to sing this ode to a special holiday http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/11/john-legend-makes-nutmeg-sexy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-2396337785970895062Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:19:00 +00002008-11-17T16:28:13.394-06:00just beat itjust plain crazySheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa is seeking $7 million from the embattled singer at London's Royal Courts of Justice.Lawyers for Al Khalifa say the money was intended as an advance on a joint recording project. Jackson, however, claims the cash was a gift.David Sherborne, representing Al Khalifa, says the case would mainly hinge on the nature of Jackson's friendship with the sheikh. (source)http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/11/sheikh-shakes-down-michael-jackson-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-184987236168671133Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:40:00 +00002008-10-25T00:31:54.033-05:00politicsYes We CanI am TOO EXCITED! No, it wasn't my first time voting early, but it was the first time that voting meant so much more. As I approached the early voting location, the thought hit me (Divinely I believe) to document the moments so that they would be savored forever. I sent a series of emails to my friends each step along the way. I probably wasn't supposed to be taking pictures, but since I didn't http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-voted-today.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-6488598242880314971Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:14:00 +00002008-09-04T14:22:14.883-05:00journalweatherYesterday's sunset. The remnants of Gustav are barely visible in the sky, but still so devastatingly evident on the ground.Well, it's day five post Gustav and I've grown weary of talking about it. My energy and attention is focused on my fellow Baton Rougeans who are still without basic services and supplies, so it's tough for me to keep talking about the devastation of the storm from behind a http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/09/devastation-of-hurricane-gustav-final.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-7204046766795191322Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +00002008-09-02T20:09:27.038-05:00journalweatherOur lights came back on at 3:15pm today...just as Dad had started to resume his intense generator repair project. Honestly, I feel a little guilty that we have all the creature comforts of electricity, food, and the internet, when so many of my friends are hot, bored, filing insurance claims, and in one case...homeless.Last night, people from the lower parishes of Louisiana spent the night with http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/09/gustav-day-three-assessing-damage.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-6987959440214526618Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:33:00 +00002008-09-01T20:59:41.671-05:00journalweatherWell, as you know, Hurricane Gustav made landfall in south Louisiana today. I'm still high and dry in north Louisiana. It's just starting to rain here and the wind is mildly gusty. There is an eerie darkness starting to fall. The kind that happens when the sun doesn't penetrate the clouds. There was no sunset today...just gloom.We've been eating and watching CNN all day, and unfortunately, I've http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/09/tracking-hurricane-gustav-day-two.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-7222260281953792517Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:16:00 +00002008-09-01T01:22:25.501-05:00journalweatherAs a resident of south Louisiana for the past 16 years, I have hung around for quite a few hurricanes. The first one was Andrew during my freshman year at Southern University. The university was without power for a few days and all they could feed us was sandwiches. Eventually I was able to find a ride home...thank God for Big Sam and his Ford Fiesta!Fast forward 13 years to Hurricane Katrina. (http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/09/hurricane-gustavhere-we-go-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-1576414686443998272Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:53:00 +00002008-08-12T23:55:17.867-05:00politicsYes We CanI like this. Quite entertaining. I wonder if this is Barack Obama's official exit from "silly season" and grand entrance into "pimp slap" season.What do you think about it?http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/new-obama-ad-rips-mccain.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-420219367895172394Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:56:00 +00002008-08-27T08:27:18.575-05:00obit Singer Issac Hayes is dead at the age of 65. Hayes is best known for the title song from the movie "Shaft" and most recently as the voice of the character "Chef" on the cartoon South Park.Relatives found Hayes, 65, unconscious in his home next to a still-running treadmill, said Steve Shular, a spokesman for the Shelby County Sheriff's Department. Paramedics attempted to revive him and took him http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/issac-hayes-dies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-5178171601078108938Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:24:00 +00002008-08-09T09:10:25.492-05:00celeb chatterobitBernie Mac had been hospitalized with pneumonia for several days now and despite reports that he was responding well to treatment, his publicist has just announced that he has lost the battle and died at a Chicago hospital early this morning.Bernie Mac was hospitalized with pneumonia on August 1, 2008. Soon after, rumors of his demise had circulated, but were denied by his publicist. On August 2,http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/comedian-bernie-mac-dead-at-age-50.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-5741613936397996685Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:37:00 +00002008-08-09T01:08:25.900-05:00bustedpoliticsyou should not be parentsYeah, yeah, yeah. Another politician had an affair...blah, blah, blah. That's not the real news. The part that I'm astonished about is that the National Enquirer broke the story back in October. That's ten months ago! So you mean to tell me that the National Enquirer has been right all these years? There really are aliens running a bar and grill in El Segundo? Elvis really lives at Neverland http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/john-edwards-admits-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-7503854801964350073Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:36:00 +00002008-08-07T01:53:19.764-05:00So while the John McCain is making videos about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, pledging to rebuild another country by continuing a 100-year war, and wasting money on tire gauge gag gifts, this is what's happening on the mean streets of America. Where's Governor Bush when you need him? In Tyler, Texas, Patrick "Booger Red" Kelly is on trial for helping to run swinger parties that forced childrenhttp://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/texas-swinger-sex-club-taught-children.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-4860423379970274741Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:45:00 +00002008-08-07T00:36:59.529-05:00celeb chatterDear Mama, I know I cut you loose on Mother's Day as a "gift" to you, but I really need you now. You see, I thought that my wife could replace you. I thought that I was hot enough to make it on my own, but now that Lil' Wayne sold a million records in one week and I only sold 3 (did you buy the 3rd copy? Tameka bought the other two) I realize more than ever that I need you.Mama please. I'm http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/usher-wants-his-mommy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-1895066100084261235Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:50:00 +00002008-08-06T01:10:22.376-05:00politicsYes We CanYou gotta love this. By now, you've heard the hoopla surrounding Barack Obama's statement that inflating tires will reduce oil consumption. And SURELY you've heard the Republican belly laugh over the sheer ridiculosity (yes, I made that word up) of Obama's "energy plan". Well, turns out, Obama didn't make that statement uninformed. According to his team of energy experts, the U.S. could savehttp://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/obama-says-mccain-co-take-pride-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-6556145512068881653Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:41:00 +00002008-08-05T00:40:16.160-05:00bustedceleb chatterAs you have probably already heard, actor Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident in northern Mississippi and is in serious condition. Freeman, 71, had to be extracted from the car with the jaws of life. He was conscious and in good spirits during the rescue and is looking forward to a speedy recovery.His passenger, Demaris Meyer - described as a mutual friend of Freeman and his business http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/morgan-freeman-in-driving-miss-meyer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-397307025887729487Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:15:00 +00002008-08-04T23:32:34.624-05:00politicsYes We CanSen. Obama was recently asked a question about reducing the US dependence on foreign oil. His response was that our country could become more energy efficient by inflating our car tires and getting regularly scheduled maintenance.Needless to say, the Republicans are laughing this simple response under the table. They are broadcasting Obama's answer as foolish and another example of his http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/08/obamas-tire-answer-is-absolutely-right.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-6374057954915812766Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:23:00 +00002008-07-18T23:29:12.027-05:00go directly to jailgo sit downjust plain crazy...sorry, it's been so long. Hopefully this makes up for it.Keison Wilkins, a 33 year old man on trial for various charges including felonious assault, felon in possession of a weapon and firing a gun into a habitation was sentenced to 42 years in jail. But not without a week of crackpot drama, including the video above where Wilkins faked a heart attack to stall the proceedings. (Spotted over athttp://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/07/its-been-long-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31828703.post-4364223381082587407Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:04:00 +00002008-07-01T15:15:17.149-05:00not funnyFor more than an hour, a woman lay on the floor in a hospital emergency room dying. She had been in the waiting area for more than 24 hours after she had been forcibly admitted to the psychiatric ward. Patients (psych unit patients mind you) sat just a few feet away, but seemed to not notice. Six staff members have been fired. Of course the New York City Health and Hospitals Corporation promises http://nitabita.blogspot.com/2008/07/woman-dies-in-emergency-roomnobody.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0