Crazy Bald Guy

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-05-19T15:46:00.000-04:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "Obama and Henry II; Obama and Martin Niemöller; and Obama and Al Capone" by Bookworm Room, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Zombie's post "Progracists" over at his eponymous blog. Congrats!

Update: Last week's winners can be found here.

Ace on low information voters

2013-05-13T15:05:00.002-04:00

In which Ace laments the voting public's lack of interest in Obama's many failings:

The low information voter barely understands what's happening now, let alone what may happen or the implications of what's happening. Even if it's a fairly dire threat to democracy-- people agree to peaceful, civil rule only when they believe the power of government is not being used to target them for their beliefs.

But the low-information voter doesn't appreciate this. He's too busy being Common-Sensical and Independently-Minded to fret any about serious threats undermining the rule of law and the civil order. And he considers people who think about such things as Why Democracy Endures and Why It So Often Fails to be crazy, hyperideological extremists.

Low-information voters assume that everything's okay and everything will continue being okay because they ignore all warnings about things going off the rails. Then, when the country is torn apart by a crisis, they go into Demanding Answers mode, angrily asking "Why weren't we warned?"

Ace has some ideas on how we can try to get through to these people. I suppose it's worth a shot, but at the end of the day it's very difficult to reason someone out of a position that they never reasoned themselves into in the first place.

A Poem for Dzhokhar

2013-05-08T15:42:00.000-04:00

You and your brother thought it would be fun to blow up a bunch of innocent people.

You smiled as you placed a bomb right next to an eight-year-old kid.

You really thought you'd get away with it.

You were wrong.

Now your brother is a speed bump and you have a hole in your throat.

Now you get to spend the rest of your life in a cell waiting to die.

How will it end? With a needle in your arm or a shiv in your thigh?

Your lunatic mother can't save you.

Your idiot groupies can't save you.

I hope your cellmate loves your puppy dog eyes as much as they do.

Don't drop the soap.

Don't drop the soap.

Don't drop the soap.

Don't drop the soap.

Yet another eco-friendly pipe dream

2013-04-15T01:28:00.000-04:00

So, some dufus says he invented a car that runs on air:

Yeah, that sounds great, except they never explain how much energy it takes to compress the air in the first place; after all, that energy is what will ultimately power his car, not the air itself. Sorry, hippies, but there's no such thing as a perpetual motion machine. The energy has to come from somewhere. This car was a cute idea, but it takes a lot more than just a cute idea and sharing a birthday with Jules Verne to rewrite the laws of physics.

(By the way, what are the chances that a minor fender bender could cause the car's air tanks to explode?)

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-04-14T23:49:00.001-04:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "Appomattox: The Fire Is Quenched" by Joshuapundit, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Sarah Palin's post "The Grocer's Daughter" over at National Review Online. Congrats!

Update: Last week's winners can be found here.

Happy Easter!

2013-03-31T23:08:00.000-04:00

What the hell?

2013-03-24T14:38:00.001-04:00

Someone with too much time on their hands made a really disturbing parody of a Japanese Furby ad:

Good lord... I'll never be able to look at a Furby quite the same way again.

Mitt Romney's speech at CPAC 2013

2013-03-16T04:31:00.002-04:00

Here's Mitt Romney speaking at CPAC, with an introduction from Nikki Haley:

Except for the part where he praises that worthless piece of crap Chris Christie, I thought it was actually a pretty good speech. But try telling that to the folks who are still 100% convinced that Obama=Romney and fly into a rage every single time they so much as hear Romney's name being mentioned. (By the way, where's all the outrage about Donald Trump speaking at CPAC? Is being a birther all it takes to get called a conservative these days?)

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-03-11T05:29:00.004-04:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "'Yes We Can' – Al-Qaeda’s English Mag Publishes Wanted Dead or Alive List" by Joshuapundit, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Victor Davis Hanson's post "Why Do Societies Give Up?" over at Private Papers. Congrats!

Update: Last week's winners can be found here.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here...

2013-03-11T04:02:00.000-04:00

Remember when everyone was in love with Chris Christie because he yelled at some idiot teacher? Yeah... not so much anymore, huh? At this point he probably has a better chance of running for president as a Democrat than he does as a Republican.

Just recently I was hearing some folks on the right seriously pushing the idea of Ben Carson running for president in 2016, after hearing the man give only one speech. He seems like a decent enough fellow, but is that really all it takes these days to get Republicans excited about somebody? There was a time when Republicans looked at our governorships to find potential candidates with executive experience and a decent record of accomplishments; now it seems like all you have to do is somehow manage to say something vaguely conservative out loud and we all go nuts.

Rand Paul's 13-hour filibuster of the Brennan nomination got Republicans even more excited than Ben Carson did. I admit it was nice seeing someone spend an entire day holding President Obama's feet to the fire on something, even if it was a bit of a straw man argument. (Does anyone really think Obama was planning to attempt a drone strike on American citizens on our own soil?)

I do appreciate that the filibuster helped to draw attention to Obama's completely incoherent policy on the use of drones (seriously, why is it ok to blow up random groups of people just to kill one guy, but not ok to throw water on the face of one particular guy?) but I'm not crazy about the idea of Rand Paul running for president in 2016, or 2020, or ever. I hate so say it, but as incoherent as Obama's policy on drones may be, I'm still much closer to Obama on drones than I am to Rand Paul. The point of the filibuster was supposedly an objection to one particular very extreme drone scenario, but after all of Rand Paul's talk about "perpetual war" I really wonder if there is any drone scenario that he wouldn't object to. Rand may not be his father, but he's still his father's son.

Call me a RINO. Call me a neocon. Call me whatever you want. I'm never going to be comfortable with the idea of a presidential candidate that comes from the Code Pink wing of the Republican Party. I'm glad that Rand Paul is in the Senate, but that's as far as it goes; anyone who would vote to confirm Chuck Hagel has no business being commander-in-chief.

(By the way, please don't read any of this as a defense of John McCain and Lindsey Graham. I think they are both idiots.)

My review of "Tron: Legacy"

2013-02-25T04:05:00.000-05:00

I got the chance to see Tron: Legacy recently. I have to say, I was rather impressed with how much better the look and feel of this sequel was when compared to the original Tron. The original movie was considered revolutionary at the time, but I don't think it holds up very well.

Fans of the original movie will be pleased to see that the new movie features updated versions of the classic disc battle and light cycle scenes... one of my favorite moments came when the two things were combined, something you never saw happen in the original. The 2010 light cycles are capable of operating on multiple levels, going up and down ramps, and even jumping over people, leaving behind a deadly ribbon of light everywhere they go. (The 1982 light cycles are practically two dimensional by comparison... they never go through the air, and while on the game grid they can only move straight ahead or turn exactly ninety degrees to either side.) There are updated version of other classic vehicles too, along with a few entirely new ones... there's even a dogfight between light jets at one point.

Another thing the new movie has that the original doesn't: an awesome musical score by Daft Punk. Their music breathes life into the movie in ways that are difficult to explain... the special effects (and Olivia Wilde's cheekbones) are nice to look at, but it would all feel pretty cold and dead without the music. By the way, the musical duo has a cameo in the movie; they appear as the two DJs playing music at the End of Line Club.

It was a bit tough to make sense of the plot at times, but you could easily say the same of both films; however, the filmmakers did such a good job of making Tron: Legacy feel like it was happening in a real place that it made the absurd premise of the movie a bit easier to swallow, and it somehow allowed the film to skate around gaping plot holes by calling them "miracles" and "biodigital jazz." It also helps if you like Jeff Bridges, which I do... his own personality really comes through quite a bit in his role as the older Kevin Flynn. (It might help if you like Garrett Hedlund, too... but I really don't know him from Adam. One of the problems I had with the movie was that Kevin Flynn's son Sam actually isn't very likable when we first see him as a grown man, and so a lot of the real-world stuff at the beginning of the movie ends up feeling kind of pointless.)

One other thing I'll add, without trying to spoil anything too much, keep an eye out for one villain in particular who bears some very distinctive markings upon his chest.

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-02-24T03:21:00.002-05:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "So, You Bought a Gun, Huh?" by The Right Planet, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Daniel Greenfield's post "It’s Not Easy Being Red and Green" over at Sultan Knish. Congrats!

Update: Last week's winners can be found here, and winners from the week before can be found here.

Happy Presidents' Day!

2013-02-18T23:42:00.000-05:00

Senator Ted Cruz took to Twitter to ask his followers who their favorite Presidents were... so of course lots of folks started flipping out and calling him a birther for no reason. (Protip: Grover Cleveland was both the 22nd and 24th in office, so don't freak out too much when someone says we've only had 43 presidents... that's technically true. FDR was a couple of months into his fourth term when he died, but he only gets counted as one president... Cleveland only served two terms, it just so happens that those terms were interrupted by Benjamin Harrison's single term.)

Happy Valentine's Day!

2013-02-14T23:54:00.000-05:00

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-02-08T02:42:00.003-05:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "How The UK Sunday Times Observed Holocaust Memorial Day..." by Joshuapundit, and the winning non-council entry for the week was David Mamet's post "Gun Laws and the Fools of Chelm" over at The Daily Beast. Congrats!

More idiocy from Ron Paul

2013-02-06T04:00:00.000-05:00

If your response to the news of Chris Kyle's death is to spout bromides like "he who lives by the sword dies by the sword", then you should probably just shut the hell up... but that's the thing about Ron Paul, he never seems to know when to shut the hell up, especially now that he's not running for office anymore and no longer feels the need to pretend he's sane. When he was rightfully called out for his disgraceful statement, he issued a clarification that didn't really sound any better.

Rand Paul must be giving a presidential run serious consideration, since he made a point of publicly disagreeing with his father on this... but Ron Paul will always be saying this kind of crazy shit, so unless Rand is willing to completely disown his father, he's never even going to have a chance.

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-01-27T23:07:00.001-05:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "To win the future, conservatives need to give voters a positive image of a can-do America and a can-do Republican Party" by Bookworm Room, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Caroline Glick's post "Bye Bye London" over at her eponymous blog. Congrats!

Obamapalooza 2013

2013-01-25T05:24:00.000-05:00

My, what a disgraceful inauguration that was. Everything about it disgusted me: the way President Obama tried to superimpose it upon the celebration of Martin Luther King's birthday, the hyperpartisan inaugural speech he gave (and the insipid inaugural poem that accompanied it), the awful-looking Romulan outfit that Michelle Obama was wearing, and her utter classlessness as John Boehner tried to make polite conversation. So now we have to suffer through an orgy of media sycophants falling all over themselves to wash Obama's feet and anoint him with oil, and to remind us all for the trillionth time how profoundly historic he is... brace yourself for four more years of failure, and four more years of him (and these same sycophants) blaming Bush for that failure.

Sure, Obama is historic. He's the first black president--if you don't count Bill Clinton--but so what? He's also got the thinnest resume of any president in our nation's history, and probably the thinnest skin. In only one term he's already added more to the national debt than any of his predecessors. And, as I like to joke, it turns out the first president to eat a dog will be the last to eat a Twinkie. Not everything you could call historic is inherently good. If Obama ate a baby on live television, that would be pretty historic too.

These days, I find myself thinking a lot about another historic president. Calvin Coolidge was the first president to have his inauguration broadcast on the radio, and the first to have his State of the Union address broadcast on the radio... he was also the first president to appear in a sound film:

Calvin Coolidge left office with a budget that was smaller than than the one he inherited... how many presidents managed to do that?

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-01-21T02:11:00.001-05:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "Disunity in the Republic" by The Right Planet, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Rob Kerby's post "She survived Hitler and wants to warn America" over at Beliefnet. Congrats!

Update: And last week's winners can be found here.

Scats and dogs

2013-01-21T01:57:00.002-05:00

Have you heard of Dog Shaming? It's this hilarious website that posts pictures of dogs being shamed by their owners for various bad behavior. (Lots and lots of pictures... it goes on for hundreds of pages.)

Here are a few of my personal favorites:

I'm not sure why but all my favorites seem to involve poop for some reason... hmmmmm.

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-01-11T02:49:00.002-05:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "Corporals of the United States Marine Corps" by The Mellow Jihadi, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Bob Owen's post "What You’ll See In The Rebellion" over at his eponymous blog. Congrats!

Why is Jack Lew so loopy?

2013-01-10T21:27:00.000-05:00

This man's signature could soon be on our money:

That mess of loops is supposed to be Jack Lew's signature. He's currently serving as White House Chief of Staff, but he's been nominated by President Obama to replace Tim Geithner as Secretary of the Treasury... if confirmed, his signature would have to be printed on our currency. Presumably, the signature will be fixed beforehand in the same manner that Geithner's was... but I just wonder what it says about him (about both of them, actually) that such a thing is even necessary.

What kind of a man can't be bothered to spell his own name right? Is this laziness? Arrogance? Something else? I don't know, I can't make sense of it.

Are those loops even supposed to be letters? If they are, I count eight of them... is one of them meant to be his middle initial? Or maybe it's meant to be read as Jacob Lew, not Jack Lew... that's another weird thing about this, why does everyone call him Jack? Jack is usually a nickname for John, isn't it? Never in my life have I met a Jacob who went by the name Jack... Jake maybe, but never Jack.

I'm not saying this should be a reason for Republicans to oppose him at his confirmation hearing... I just find it odd, that's all. I know nothing about the guy, I can't say whether he's qualified or not... I take it as a given that anyone Obama picks is going to suck anyway, so all I can do is shrug and hope that Lew somehow manages to not suck as badly as Geithner did.

The Council Has Spoken!

2013-01-03T21:11:00.000-05:00

This week's results for the Watcher's Council vote are in, they've been posted over at Watcher of Weasels. The winning council entry for the week was "A Game Change In Syria" by Joshuapundit, and the winning non-council entry for the week was Larry Correia's post "An opinion on gun control" over at Monster Hunter Nation. Congrats!

Screw you, Chris Christie!

2013-01-03T04:23:00.000-05:00

So I'm guessing that Chris Christie has no plans to run for president in 2016, or ever, unless maybe it's as a Democrat.

I wouldn't mind seeing some more video of him yelling at teachers who need to be yelled at, but other than that I'm pretty much done with him.

Merry Christmas!

2012-12-25T23:13:00.001-05:00