Crazy Jokes - Humor

When Love Fades…

jokes humor — Wed, 23 May 2012 10:45:40 +0000

. When Love Fades… Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s’ voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?” I said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.” She replied “You’re having soup; I was talking to the cat! Thanks Stan [...]

Young Chuck & Dead Donkey

jokes humor — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:48:31 +0000

. Young Chuck & Dead Donkey Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’ Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give [...]

Hair dryer laugther…

jokes humor — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:54:40 +0000

. . Hair dryer laugther… A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest sitting beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course, child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs [...]

Not So Dumb Blonde (Joke)

jokes humor — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:10:26 +0000

. Not So Dumb Blonde (Joke) A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to [...]

Chicken Story Joke

jokes humor — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:43:08 +0000

. . Chicken Story Joke A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock : “Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young [...]

Why administrators earn more than engineers?

jokes humor — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 00:51:00 +0000

. Why administrators earn more than engineers? Why administrators earn more than engineers? Here is a math-like explanation of this really sad fact: Primary concepts: 1. Time is money. 2. Knowledge is power. Almost all engineers know that power can be represented like this: Power = Work / Time Making the substitutions: Knowledge [...]

The Silent Treatment

jokes humor — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 04:15:40 +0000

. The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to [...]

Japan Fast Indian Very Very Fast

jokes humor — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 20:25:02 +0000

. Japan Fast Indian Very Very Fast There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very [...]

The Memory Pill

jokes humor — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 22:01:15 +0000

. . The Memory Pill One man says, “My friend, you must try this memory pill I’m taking. I remember everything. It’s amazing, this pill.” The other man says, “Sounds wonderful. What is the name of the pill?” The first man says, “Euf! (???) The name of the pill!… Let’s see… Hmmm, what is the [...]

Red Shirt

jokes humor — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:23:27 +0000

. Red Shirt Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! “Captain, captain, what do we do?” asked the first mate. “First mate,” said the captain, “go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and [...]

Supernatural Power

jokes humor — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:48:02 +0000

. Supernatural Power There was this case in this hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural: Why did death [...]

All night long…

jokes humor — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:32:41 +0000

. All night long… A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the [...]