C2 Productions

2012-01-16T09:03:00.001-08:00

hey a blog post! yes? NO

Hola Amigos

2011-12-06T19:05:00.001-08:00

Oh mah ward!!!! It's been like 67.984 years since I've posted on the blog! I'm sorry. I have much more important things to do. Like... life. ohyes. maybe ill post later. goodbye fools

My Friend Josie

2011-04-21T11:44:00.000-07:00

I have this amazing friend named Josie. She recently had to stay in the hospital for a very long time due to Gillian Barre Syndrome. She was out of school for a long time, but now she is back, and she has made school so awesome. I really missed her. Now, our class feels complete. :)

2011-04-19T14:54:00.000-07:00

Hey... I know C^2 Productions is dead. All of us here are very busy... But we have so few followers anyways I'm sure no one will suffer too terribly. With summer coming, plans include:
1. Close to daily blog posts
2. New design for web site
3. Continuation of the Sneaky Cafe

Speaking of the Sneaky Cafe, I am considering publishing it as a Chrome app rather than storing it as a web page... However, non-chrome-users would be left out... Well I'll Trey to arrange a staff meeting sometime before the end of May.

Also, I'd like to open up the oppertunity for a third official blog writer. Please leave an application in the comments or email me about it. Your application should include a short story, a few jokes, and a basic idea of how often you will be able to post.

Until next time...

Facts/Thoughts

2011-01-30T11:47:00.000-08:00

Funny Random Facts

Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigerated
There are 158 verses in the national anthem of Greece and no one's ever memorized them
There are more chickens than people in the world
'Screeched' is the longest one-syllabic word in English
All 50 states are listed on back of the $5 dollar bill on top of the Lincoln Memorial
Peanuts are used in making dynamites
The ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours
A goldfish has a memory of 5 seconds
You cannot sneeze with your eyes open

Funny Random Thoughts

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is actually prohibited there?
Why doesn't 'onomatopoeia' sound like what it is?
I wish I could say I am not going to write anymore
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There were no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out - moral of the story is today's kids are soft
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Is it okay to believe in soap operas?
LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"

Cows

2011-01-11T11:59:00.000-08:00

I really find cows great animals, and I don't know why?!...they give so much, but never ask for much in return :') *sniff sniff. . . so today I have decided to post about cows.

Random Facts About Cows:

The first cow in America arrived in Jamestown colony in 1611. Until the 1850's, nearly every family had its own cow. The first regular shipment of milk by railroad was between Orange County, New York, and New York City and began in 1841.

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Around 9.2 million cows are being milked on 110,000 farms in the United States. More than 99% of all dairy farms are family owned and operated.

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Before milking machines were invented in 1894, farmers could only milk about 6 cows per hour. Today, farmers use machines to milk more than 100 cows per hour.

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Contrary to popular belief, cows do not have 4 stomachs; they have 4 digestive compartments:

The rumen holds up to 50 gallons of partially digested food. This is where cud comes from. Good bacteria in the rumen helps digest the cows food and provides protein for the cow.
The reticulum is called the hardware stomach because if cows accidentally eat hardware (like a piece of fencing scrap), it will often lodge here causing no further damage.
The omasum is sort of like a filter.
The abomasum which is like our stomach.

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Dairy cows provide 90% of the world's milk supply. The best cows give over 25 gallons of milk each day. That's 400 glasses of milk! U.S. cows give an average of 2,000 gallons of milk per year. That's over 30,000 glasses of milk!

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The average body temperature of a cow is 101.5°F.

Jokes About Cows:

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!

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What do you call an Alaskan cows?

Eski-moos

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How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator

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Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows

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Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of cows into low Earth orbit?
They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World!

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A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.

"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!

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A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. "A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field. The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?" the farmer asked slowly. "Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied. "Oh. Well, that's Ethel," the farmer said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any attention to her. She doesn't know a thing about cars."

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Q: What goes oo ooo oooo?

A: A cow with no lips.

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Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?

A: Moo-dy

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Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

A: It's a place of udder delight.

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Q: What is it when one cow spies on another cow?

A: A steak out.

Gummy Bear Day (January 14th)

2011-01-09T18:28:00.000-08:00

A Gummi bear (also spelled as gummy bear) is a small, rubbery-textured confectionery, similar to a jelly baby in English-speaking countries. The candy is roughly 2 centimetres (0.79 in) long and shaped in the form of a bear. The gummi bear is one of many gummies, popular gelatin-based candies that come in a variety of shapes and colors.

The gummi bear originated in Germany, where it is popular under the name Gummibär (rubber bear) or Gummibärchen (little rubber bear). Hans Riegel, a candy maker from Bonn, started the Haribo company in 1920. In 1922, he invented the Dancing Bear, a fruit-flavored gum made in the shape of a bear. The success of the Dancing Bear's successor would later become Haribo's world-famous Gold-Bears candy product in 1967. Gummi bears are also one of the few types of candy to have been turned into a television show.

seeing is how "Gummy Bear Day" is soon..this is the sticker i have chosen to create this Friday:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummi_bear

Random Facts

2011-01-03T17:58:00.000-08:00

Funny Poem

2011-01-03T17:47:00.000-08:00

Here's a poem written by idk who that i'm sure you'll like.

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!

She pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
she must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Google

My searches to refine.
The reply from there was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste'
And send her back to me.

New: Movie Ratings

2010-12-30T13:07:00.000-08:00

I will be posting simple ratings for recent movies in theatres and on video. A "1" rating means there is nothing objectionable. A "2" rating means it is fairly clean, but not the best. A "3" means that it is not clean... At all. I have my own rating system. I'm not copying it from anywhere. However, I haven't seen most of this movies. I get the info from other websites. I will not rate all PG-13 movies, and I won't rate any rated R. I also include why I gave it that certain rating. Lastly, I provide an out of ten rating combining it's cleanliness with it's popularity according to IMDb. I will try to do this weekly.

In Theatres
Gulliver's Travels, PG, Rating:"2" for Sexuality 5.8/10
True Grit, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Violence 8/10
Little Fockers, PG-13, Rating:"3" for Sexuality 5.6/10
Tron, PG, Rating:"1" 7.7/10
Yogi Bear, PG, Rating:"1" 5.9/10
How Do You Know, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Sexuality and Profanity 4.5/10
Rabbit Hole, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Profanity 7.3/10
The Tourist, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Profanity 6.3/10
Voyage of the Dawn Treader, PG, Rating:"1" 7.6/10
The Next Three Days, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Profanity and some Violence 6.9/10

On Video
Salt, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Violence and some Profanity 6.5/10
Step Up, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Profanity 6/10
Easy A, PG-13, Rating:"3" for Sexuality 6.5/10
Devil, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Violence and some Profanity 6.4/10
Wall Street, PG-13, Rating:"2" for Profanity and some Sexuality 6.5/10

Seperation of Blog and Site

2010-11-26T16:45:00.000-08:00

The website will be on one site, the blog will be on Blogger.

That's right. Projects, news, etc. will be on the site. I hope you enjoy the new look of the blog, and I will try to add some new features. Enjoy!!!

Also, one thing I'm trying is separating different subjects by putting them in these cool little boxes.

Do you like this new design? Please comment!

I Love Irony

2010-07-01T11:43:00.000-07:00

Here's some AWESOME Irony Jonathan sent me........

Food for Thought

2010-06-19T11:15:00.001-07:00

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P. J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a P. C., T. V., Radio, and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors, to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.

Lights off at 8 pm, and showers once a week.

Live in a tiny room, and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.

Justice for all.

The Dream: Bounty Unleashed

2010-06-19T06:02:00.000-07:00

Here's Part 2..........

The Dream: Back in Time

2010-06-18T19:41:00.000-07:00

C^2 Productions has finally come out with a new movie!!! :) it's part one in a two part series. "The Dream" series. enjoy........

The Dream: Back in Time

Golden Retriever

2010-05-31T13:38:00.000-07:00

Quadratic Formula

2010-05-01T04:12:00.000-07:00

Mr. Broere's Quadratic Formula...........HA HA!!

Daniel's Laugh

2010-05-01T04:07:00.000-07:00

Daniel's AMAZING & FUNNY laugh

HAHAHA!!!!! (I LOVE it!!)

Operation DLS

2010-05-01T03:51:00.000-07:00

Here's a home video created by the Taylors.
Quiz question for after the movie........What does DLS stand for??

enjoy........

Joel vs Joel (Unrated)

2010-04-23T04:43:00.000-07:00

Here's a video created by Joel M.

Dark Jon 3

2010-04-22T17:17:00.000-07:00

Here's movie # 3

DARK JON 3

enjoy.........

Dark Jon 2

2010-04-22T16:35:00.000-07:00

Here's movie # 2........

DARK JON 2

enjoy............

HTML Tutorial 1

2010-04-22T13:48:00.000-07:00

Welcome!
to the html tutorial!

Here I will teach you basic html. Basically, you use a tag like < strike > to change text. If you wanted to strike through your text, you would use the strike tag. When you are finished with the tag changing your text, type the same thing but with a / in front. so to close the strike tag, type < /strike >. Your result is this: ~~I can't read this with the line in the way!~~ Of course you can also add pictures, or embed, or javascript. here's some tags to get you started: strike, b, i, big, small, and sup. try them!
Use the button at the top of the page to test your HTML!

Dark Jon 1

2010-04-22T04:24:00.000-07:00

Here's a three movie series that was created by McDowell Studios.

enjoy......

House of Terror

2010-04-18T18:45:00.000-07:00

Here's an awesome video that was created by McDowell Productions.

enjoy.....