tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56549735744722023182024-09-02T11:37:14.263+03:00blog ... din browsing-ul de zi cu ziAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-69328168478348839602013-12-17T11:17:00.002+02:002013-12-17T11:17:28.934+02:00<br /> <a href="http://mashable.com/2013/12/16/kickstarter-projects-2014/">http://mashable.com/2013/12/16/kickstarter-projects-2014/</a><br /> <br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-47348775604429337582013-08-12T11:40:00.002+03:002013-08-12T11:43:22.539+03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/69znANxrL4yJc8csRBADAt5Aypk92knOoVg2dj1osXGo35IreovTk69xU0PlnTT8vA=w300-rw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/69znANxrL4yJc8csRBADAt5Aypk92knOoVg2dj1osXGo35IreovTk69xU0PlnTT8vA=w300-rw" width="200" /></span></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/hEHxUFDl0_9YtUdn0RIW4fzH33-nXdRJwFHtH3Ec0BIt2Nrg11ql2OwenPSAo4UEM6s=w300-rw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/hEHxUFDl0_9YtUdn0RIW4fzH33-nXdRJwFHtH3Ec0BIt2Nrg11ql2OwenPSAo4UEM6s=w300-rw" width="200" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/a7y4SfYDXQqggD9M38tXiT9RUNjTfNl6SzYshCIQ-Ypti3N0xHDpFD_BkRhOtM-GaQ4=w300-rw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/a7y4SfYDXQqggD9M38tXiT9RUNjTfNl6SzYshCIQ-Ypti3N0xHDpFD_BkRhOtM-GaQ4=w300-rw" width="200" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/zesR-yYDryzoIlqxHJ5fEuppjtJSEpxC23xtgDUdfDroc8vSCZjw0cEI1KboTjv-WibC=w300-rw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/zesR-yYDryzoIlqxHJ5fEuppjtJSEpxC23xtgDUdfDroc8vSCZjw0cEI1KboTjv-WibC=w300-rw" width="200" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 28px; line-height: 35px;"><br /></span></div> <br /> <ul><ul><ul><ul><ul> <li style="text-align: left;"><b style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 35px;">Color &amp; Draw for kids</b></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><b style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 35px;">Kids Peg Puzzle Pro</b></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><b style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 35px;">Kids Socks</b></li> <li style="text-align: left;"><b style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 35px;">Kids Preschool Puzzle Lite</b></li> </ul> </ul> </ul> </ul> </ul> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: #e5e5e5; color: #333333; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 28px; line-height: 35px;"><br /></span></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-64080890920547342862013-05-13T15:08:00.001+03:002013-05-13T15:10:39.378+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cKaWJ72x1rI" width="640"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-17631106350957691312013-05-13T15:02:00.001+03:002013-05-13T15:09:18.445+03:00Miez de la Creative Monkeyz :D<br /> Le gasiti aici:&nbsp;<a href="http://creativemonkeyz.com/category/shows/miez/">http://creativemonkeyz.com/category/shows/miez/</a><br /> <br /> :)))Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-33990550410653466782013-04-09T10:57:00.001+03:002013-04-09T10:57:28.130+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F7pYHN9iC9I" width="640"></iframe><br /> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-10921424644616863172013-01-21T16:00:00.001+02:002013-01-21T16:01:07.542+02:00<div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">Un turist, intr-un sat din Apuseni: </span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">- Bade, dar inapoiati mai sunteti in satul asta, nici curent electric nu aveti! Macar pot sa cumpar &nbsp;niste branza de oaie de la careva, pe aici? Poti sa-mi dai o adresa? - - No, apai cum nu, domnule draga, numai noteaz-o matale: www.<a href="http://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none;">branzadeoaie.ro</span></a>.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">&nbsp; </span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&nbsp;</span></div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span>&nbsp;</div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">Un reporter merge într-un sat să ia nişte interviuri. Spre mirarea lui, satul era gol. Doar la o poartă zăreşte o bătrână. Reporterul se apropie de ea: &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">− Săru’mana, mamaie, da’ unde’s femeile din sat? &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">− La caminu’ cultural, maică, să înveţe limba engleză. &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">− Da’ bărbaţii? </span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">&nbsp;− La căminu’ cultural, maică, să înveţe limba engleză. &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">− Şi copiii? &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">− La căminu’ cultural, maică, să înveţe limba engleză. &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">− Da’ matale, matale de ce nu te-ai dus? &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">− Because I speak English…&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></div> </div> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"> <div> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="background: white;"> <br /> &nbsp;O femeie suna disperata la medicul veterinar: &nbsp;</div> </span><div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span><br /></div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">- Domnule doctor, pisica mea a baut circa 50 ml de benzina. &nbsp;Apoi s-a &nbsp;invartit ca nebuna prin casa vreo trei ore si acum sta pe canapea si &nbsp;nu se mai misca deloc. Ce credeti ca s-a intamplat? </span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div style="background: white;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;">- O fi ramas fara benzina?!</span></div> </div> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-6347291296943811342013-01-16T09:25:00.001+02:002013-01-16T09:25:43.006+02:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">In this entertaining film, marriage expert Mark Gungor explores the differences between men and women.</span><br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3XjUFYxSxDk" width="459"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-13874760862008996452012-12-12T15:45:00.001+02:002012-12-12T15:45:37.338+02:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zfyWct2FJBU?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-42181824067570622862012-08-30T09:36:00.001+03:002012-08-30T09:36:40.476+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/metkEeZvHTg?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-35813194405425135502012-08-27T15:05:00.001+03:002012-08-27T15:05:26.463+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hOKuAigsrec?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-45978715685766846792012-08-25T01:54:00.000+03:002012-08-25T01:55:03.404+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <span class="" dir="ltr" style="background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; font-size: 22px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" title="Microsoft unveils a new look"><br /></span> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="" dir="ltr" id="eow-title" style="background-color: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" title="Microsoft unveils a new look">Microsoft unveils a new look:</span></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OzkZWvAJUr0?fs=1" width="480"></iframe> </div> <br /> <br /> New Microsoft logo may not be new:<br /> <a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-microsoft-logo-not-new-20120823,0,6381134.story">http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-microsoft-logo-not-new-20120823,0,6381134.story</a> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Tw-GGT6900s?fs=1" width="459"></iframe> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-88295128160251896042012-08-25T01:26:00.000+03:002012-08-25T01:32:47.780+03:00<br /> Ceapa naturala de la tara.&nbsp;Parodie geniala dupa reclama la Snickers, "TU nu esti TU cand ti-e foame"<br /> <div> <br /></div> <br /> <a href="http://www.protv.ro/stiri/ceapa-naturala-de-la-tara-varianta-romaneasca-a-reclamei-la-snickers-tu-nu-esti-tu-cand-ti-e-foame-video.html">http://www.protv.ro/stiri/ceapa-naturala-de-la-tara-varianta-romaneasca-a-reclamei-la-snickers-tu-nu-esti-tu-cand-ti-e-foame-video.html</a><br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_Tj4htEHRno?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-21285911201986851902012-08-25T01:07:00.001+03:002013-05-13T14:59:01.342+03:00<br /> Astia or scos o serie de prezentari de filme, in stilul lor.<br /> Gasiti toate&nbsp;3lăr-ele pe situl lor:<br /> <a href="http://creativemonkeyz.com/category/shows/3lar/">http://creativemonkeyz.com/category/shows/3lar/</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-75936497857403541912012-08-23T18:04:00.001+03:002012-08-25T01:07:55.650+03:00<br /> <span class="hP" id=":2wx" style="padding-right: 10px;">In The Future Everything Will Be Touch Sensitive, Courtesy Of… Disney?</span><br /> <a href="http://www.disneyresearch.com/research/projects/hci_touche_drp.htm" style="background-color: white; color: #1155cc; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" target="_blank">http://www.disneyresearch.com/<wbr></wbr>research/projects/hci_touche_<wbr></wbr>drp.htm</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E4tYpXVTjxA" width="560"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-3157984826290146192011-09-30T16:10:00.002+03:002011-09-30T16:10:37.006+03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><strong style="font-style: normal; font-weight: bold;"><span style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; color: #333333; cursor: auto; float: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: static; text-decoration: none;">Serviciul Roman</span><span style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; cursor: auto; float: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: static; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;">&nbsp;de Comedie (SRC) a realizat o parodie&nbsp;</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;">dupa celebra melodie&nbsp;</span><strong style="color: #333333; font-style: normal; font-weight: bold;">Danza Kuduro,</strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;">&nbsp;a lui Don Omar, transformand-o in&nbsp;</span><strong style="color: #333333; font-style: normal; font-weight: bold;">"Imnul repetentului la BAC".</strong></span><br /> <br /> <embed allowfullscreen="true" autoplay="false" height="326" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://cache.apropo.ro/4e857a79bf8ca/videoplayer.swf?key=4a0773354c2069a432c4c0859cad8b4c&amp;autostart=false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500"></embed>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-55523743860841302012011-09-28T17:13:00.002+03:002011-09-28T17:16:23.257+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mVxbWrulMbs?fs=1" width="480"></iframe><br /> <br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">Clipul este o adaptare dupa scurt metrajul <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNK6h1dfy2o">“What is that”</a> regizat de Constantin Pilavios. El a lucrat si la reclama pentru Cosmote Romania, asa ca nu e plagiat.</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-88898317251298914762011-09-28T17:10:00.001+03:002011-09-28T17:12:57.235+03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Un tanar se plimba nerabdator in fata unui magazin de haine. La un moment dat se apropie de o tanara foarte atragatoare si el ii spune:</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-V-ar deranja sa vorbiti cu mine cateva momente?&nbsp;</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-De ce?intreaba tanara suspicioasa.&nbsp;</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-Sotia mea a intrat in magazin de foarte mult timp dar daca m-ar vedea discutand cu dv. sunt sigur ca ar iesi.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Să fiu cuminte?!!</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">De mic îl vedeam pe Tarzan plimbîndu-se dezbrăcat.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cenușăreasa venea acasă la 12 noaptea.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pinocchio zicea minciuni.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aladin era hoț.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Batman mergea cu 320 km la oră.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Albă-ca-Zăpada locuia cu 7 bărbați.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Popeye fuma și era tatuat.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pacman alerga într-o sală întunecată, cu muzică electronică, mîncînd pastile care-l agitau.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Prea tîrziu!</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nu e vina mea, este vina copilariei mele.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">De ce barbatii cu BMW au noroc la femei?... Pentru ca femeile citesc pe litere Be My Wife :)</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">‎- De ce nu se face sex in institutiile publice?</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Toti angajatii sunt rude!</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Intr-o sectie de politie intra o alta femeie ravasita rau:</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Domnule comisar, sunt femeia de servici de la scoala si am fost violata !</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Doamna, calmati-va, ce s-a intamplat?</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Domnule politist, eram pe coridor si a venit din fata un individ.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Pai si nu ati putut sa fugiti ?!</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- In stanga era zid, in dreapta era zid, iar in spate tocmai ce spalasem pe jos!</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">O domnişoară sexy cu o fustă mini urcă în autobuz. În spatele ei un grup de smecheri îşi dau coate şi arată către fundul tipei. La un moment dat unul se duce la ea şi îi oferă o hârtie de 5 lei:</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Pentru că ne-ai arătat ce ne-ai arătat, spune tipul cu ironie.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Aaa… păi în cazul asta ia 2 lei rest, spune blonda foarte serioasă.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- De ce? întrebă contrariat tipul.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Pentru handicapaţi fac reducere.</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-4491799690438703492011-08-02T16:45:00.000+03:002011-08-02T16:45:23.001+03:00Băsescu îl cheamă urgent la Cotroceni pe ministrul finantelor pentru indicaţii preţioase.<br /> - Să-mi scoţi de unde ştii 2 miliarde de euro pentru modernizarea penitenciarelor şi asigurarea celor mai bune condiţii de trai puşcăriaşilor.<br /> - De unde, Şefu'? Dacă am avea banii ăştia i-am da la învăţământ.<br /> - Bă, tu crezi că după ce-mi termin mandatul eu mă duc la şcoală?!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-39173214730599510072011-07-08T13:22:00.002+03:002011-07-08T13:22:21.457+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pUStgELCbkk?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-3608941717943526312011-06-29T10:21:00.000+03:002011-06-29T10:21:14.733+03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">Un grup de turisti maghiari sunt intr-o excursie in Romania, prin Muntii</span></span><br /> <table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">Carpati. &nbsp;La un moment dat se aude un urlet infricosator:</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;"><br /> </span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">&nbsp;</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">UUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">Speriati si curiosi isi intreaba ghidul despre ce este vorba. &nbsp;Ghidul le spune:</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">- La noi in Romania exista un trib de femei foarte frumoase si salbatice care</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">atunci cand le vine timpul de imperechere se aduna intr-o "pestera" si isi</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">inalta strigatul hormonal in asteptarea masculilor.</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;"><br /> </span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">Peste 2 zile cel mai titrat ziar din Ungaria scria cu litere de-o schioapa:</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">"15 barbati unguri au murit calcati de tren intr-un tunel din Romania. &nbsp; Toti</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: collapse;">erau dezbracati."</span><table cellpadding="0" class="Bs nH iY" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; position: relative; width: 1087px;"></table></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-77219034196692157412011-06-27T15:52:00.003+03:002011-06-29T10:20:15.253+03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;">O tanara la spovedanie:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;">- Parinte, eu... aaa...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;">- Stiu, fiica mea ce ai facut, ca suntem prieteni pe facebook, am vazut poze, am citit ce ai scris pe "perete", mi-a fost indeajuns!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;">- Si ce trebuie sa fac ca sa fiu iertata, parinte?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;">- Sa dai "like" la 10 manastiri!</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-15098794204509362282011-06-14T09:50:00.003+03:002011-06-14T09:50:24.804+03:00<a href="http://www.irinawerning.com/back-to-the-fut/back-to-the-future/">http://www.irinawerning.com/back-to-the-fut/back-to-the-future/</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-828309206650075102011-06-14T09:28:00.000+03:002011-06-14T09:28:06.767+03:00<a href="http://creativemonkeyz.com/roboti/ce-s-a-intamplat-la-tiff/">http://creativemonkeyz.com/roboti/ce-s-a-intamplat-la-tiff/</a><br /> <a href="http://creativemonkeyz.com/roboti/">http://creativemonkeyz.com/roboti/</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-36258980539648185132011-05-11T18:16:00.001+03:002011-05-11T18:16:36.429+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZMQLjAOKgR0" width="560"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5654973574472202318.post-62578601534668340822011-04-13T16:17:00.000+03:002011-04-13T16:17:54.914+03:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lyZQPjUT5B4?fs=1" width="480"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05270119731049624095noreply@blogger.com0