Critical Failure - The GURPS Podcast

Podcast 0 - Character Creation

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:07:00 GMT

Jarvis and cptcylde roll up some characters for the Victorian campaign. Everyone forgets what they are doing and Jarvis whines about Josh Whedon\'s \"Dollhouse\". Cpycylde cops out and decides to min/max, spurning a gripefest from Jarvis. Moegreeb mocks both incessantly.

Podcast 0.1 - Sample Combat

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:11:00 GMT

Jarvis and Hector fight in a sample battle against a werewolf. Mechanics of GURPS combat are illustrated as well as Shock, Phobias, and Ready/Firing actions. This was a great simple test to see how weak/powerful our characters would be in the actual game.

Podcast 1 - The Living Dead in the Night

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:14:00 GMT

Jarvis and Hector awake in the night to discover they are beset by flesh eating zombies from beyond the grave! They do battle, but not before Jarvis gets knocked unconscious by the forces of his own stupidity. This and more, on Critical Failure!

Podcast 2 - Perception Schmerpeption!

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:36:00 GMT

Amazingly, Jarvis and CptClyde survive the encounter, only to end up confused and befuddled by a church. Bullets fly, and people (somehow) continually make their phobia rolls. Limbs akimbo! Zombies and churches in limbo! All on this episode of Critical Failure!

Podcast 3 - The Plot Thickens!

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:37:00 GMT

What does one do when your secretary discovers the huddled remains of two zombies? Dump them in the river! Well, not your secretary... This session Jarvis and Hector debate the finer points of body disposal, all the while being courted by a mysterious gentleman who seems to know much of whats going on.

Podcast 4 - Finally, a quest!

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:39:00 GMT

Everyone enjoys talking to themselves, especially our heroes newest benefactor. After an encounter with an oddly named butler, our heroes learn of the questionable collector who may have some answers. Besides, who can you trust but an old man who talks to himself?

Podcast 5 - Funtimes with B and E

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:40:00 GMT

Who needs to plan out their incursion into an enemy strong hold? Not our intrepid heroes! Jarvis and Hector crash the party and begin their search for the translating dagger. However, this time they will encounter the bloodiest NPC... Ever.

Podcast 6 - Worst Covert Operation Ever

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:41:00 GMT

Hector and Jarvis Duke it out against two burly henchmen, only to end up with a burning desire to escape the clutches of the nefarious baddy. Who\'d a thunk it would be so hard to find one measly dagger?

Podcast 7 - The GM has confused himself

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:43:00 GMT

Drive Jim Bob, DRIVE! Our adventurers collect their severed appendages and bolt out of the flaming mansion only to be chased relentlessly in a high speed carriage chase. All this and more on the exciting Critical Failure podcast!

Podcast 8 - More stuff happens?

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:44:00 GMT

The Agony Aunts rear their ugly (but also quite hot?) heads to Hectors need. But what will this entail? Serious complications? A plot twist? Or maybe just the occasional zombie jam? All this and more... Now!

Podcast 9 - Capture and Paranoia

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:45:00 GMT

You know what? Sometimes alcohol intolerance leads to even larger pains in the head. Even bigger pains in the head than Jarvis and Hector battling it out with their accents!

Podcast 10 - Why Hector what big teeth you have!

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:47:00 GMT

Jarvis and Hector face off against the strangely undead Hector (the butler) and attempt to stop Lord Burgess from using the books! This thing is really starting to heat up! Oh and zombies.

Podcast 11 - Bodies akimble

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:48:00 GMT

Lord Burgess has begun the invocations and sent a horde of zombies after our hapless heroes; fumbling around with the books and his own words. Finally, Moegreeb considers a total party kill to shut us up (it won\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t be that easy!).

Podcast 12 - This is the end

criticalfailure@outerheaven.ca — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:49:00 GMT

The conclusion of Moegreeb\'s adventure; our heroes fight Burgess to the last and struggling to get the books from his elderly grasp. However, after some serious damage to the books, an angry spirit warns our players of their perilous future!