Critical Thinking for the Masses

I Hate Surprise Parties

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 21:55:00 +0000

I hate surprise parties. All the time and effort and for what? Ten seconds of watching the Guest of Honor reel back in shock and disbelief after a bunch of friends, relatives and associates leap from hallways and from behind furniture yelling, “SURPRISE!!”

All that, and then what happens? A few minutes of laughing and talking about all the time and effort spent preparing for this moment, and how the Guest of Honor is still shuddering and trying to recover from the assault his “loved ones” perpetrated against him, and then it turns into an ordinary party! A three to five hour party. Not much of a return on investment, is it?

Oh, sure, there will be a few moments when participants will remind everyone how the Guest of Honor should have seen his face when he walked through that door. This is usually perpetuated by the ones who expended the most effort in the surprise – probably to try to milk even more appreciation for all the work they did. Sometimes it makes you wonder who the party is really celebrating.

The Top 10 Reasons Why I HATE Surprise Parties:

10. The Guest of Honor already expects a party.

9. The invitation list could be incomplete or flawed.

8. Last minute plans can change with no way to contact the guests in time.

7. The Guest of Honor may not be ready.

6. The setup must be flawless.

5. The actual surprise may be sloppy.

4. It requires more work from the guests.

3. It requires everyone to be in on the surprise.

2. There may be a conflict the planners are unaware of.

And the Number One reason I HATE surprise parties:

1. It is only as strong as the weakest ability to keep a secret.

Let’s look at these one-by-one. Don’t have the time? I’m not surprised.

10. The Guest of Honor already expects a party.

If it was your 30^th birthday, or 40^th anniversary, and absolutely nobody was talking of a get-together or asking if you had any plans, wouldn’t you be suspicious?

9. The invitation list could be incomplete or flawed.

The party planners are not necessarily going to know all the people the Guest of Honor would like to have at his party. There’s bound to be friends the planners forgot about, did not know how to contact, or simply have never met. When these people find out about the big party, and they weren’t invited, it could cause a lot of relations to sour. And a lot of apologies would be in order.

Also, what if there was a guest the honoree could not stand, “How could you have invited Phil?? She’s always found Phil to be the biggest downer!” or two guests who have “issues” with each other? “You can invite Jane or Michelle, but you cannot invite Jane AND Michelle!”

8. Last minute plans can change with no way to contact the guests in time.

What if, for whatever reason, everything had to get started a half hour earlier and many of the guests cannot be reached? Some may be arriving just as the Guest of Honor shows up. Honoree: “What are YOU doing here?” You: “We could ask you the same thing!”

Or what if, on the way to the arranged meeting site, the unsuspecting Guest of Honor says, “Let’s drop in to have a few quick drinks with Bill and Francine. We’re going right past their place anyway and we haven’t seen them in ages.” When he starts to get angry with his wife’s refusal to make a change in the plans, she may have to let the cat out of the bag, lest some of the guests start leaving from impatience because there was no discrete way to call the house to let them know of the change in plans. “Now be sure to act surprised.”

7. The Guest of Honor may not be ready.

A man was retiring after 40 years of work. Expecting some sort of customary retirement dinner, he spends a week writing and editing a speech. But little did he know that his colleagues decided instead to throw a surprise retirement dinner for him. There he was, on the night of the dinner honoring his four decades of service, caught speechless. With his speech on his laptop at home, he fumbled through by memory. He sounded idiotic, his jokes made no sense, and he alienated colleagues he’d forgotten to honor because he had no notes. Who surprises a 40 year retiree and doesn’t expect a speech?

6. The setup must be flawless.

The “setup” – the plan to get the honoree away from or towards the party venue can be simple, or it can be complicated. The more complex the plan, the more opportunities there are to foul things up. “OK, now we gotta get Jim away for an hour, so you’re gonna tell him you’re taking him to the store to buy cigarettes. But before you get there, you’re gonna run out of gas …” What could possibly go wrong?

Even simple plans can backfire. “He always works till six on Fridays, so that will give us plenty of time to set up.”

5. The actual surprise may be sloppy.

When I turned 50, my family planned a surprise birthday party for me. Everything was going along fine – right up to just seconds before the guests were to yell, “Surprise!” It turns out that as I was rounding the corner, I spotted balloons and streamers before the guests saw me. Two seconds later, “Surprise!!” When they asked if I was surprised, I said, “I might have been, but I saw the balloons and streamers before I saw all of you.” All that work – ruined with two seconds left on the clock.

4. It requires more work from the guests.

First of all, as a guest, if you have a question anytime in the weeks before the party, you can’t call the hostess, lest the Honoree is within hearing range. And with CallerID, he might ask, “Why did MY boss want to speak with YOU?”

Secondly, you have to arrive before a certain time. If you get off work at 6:00 and everyone is supposed to be situated before 7:30, it might give you a fifteen minute window to come home, shower, and dress for the party to get there in time – if there’s no traffic. And if you do show up a few minutes late, you don’t know if you can go in without somehow ruining the surprise, or worse, be walking in as the honoree is getting out of his car.

And third, when you get there, you can’t park close to the house. So you may find it necessary to walk several blocks in your good shoes on an icy street with no sidewalk. “How come Steve and Diane didn’t come to the party?” “Haven’t you heard? She had to take him to the hospital because he slipped on the ice and broke his back.”

3. It requires everyone to be in on the surprise.

Whether or not you are in on the setup, and no matter how you may feel about surprise parties, or lying, circumstances may come up for you to have to lie to keep up the charade. “Uhhh, I’m actually going hunting with my father-in-law that weekend.” Or, “No, I don’t know if anyone’s planning a get-together for you.”

2. There may be a conflict the planners are unaware of.

Imagine this. All the friends of a couple are planning this great surprise anniversary party that falls on a Saturday. A few days before, the husband surprises his wife with two non-refundable tickets to Maui. He’s been planning this for weeks. She happens to tell a friend, and that friend asks, “When do you leave?” She says, “Our flight leaves this Friday!” The friend says, “Uhhh – Friday??” Surprise!

Or how about this? Jerry’s wife and all the people they socialize with plan this huge surprise gala for his 40^th birthday. What they don’t know, however, is that all Jerry’s colleagues at work are also planning a surprise party – you guessed it – on the same date. The charade falls apart when the two individual setups collide, which is usually within an hour of each party’s start time. “Jerry,” a colleague begins, “let’s go Chinese for lunch today.” “No can do,” says Jerry, “My wife is supposed to be meeting me for lunch at Giuliani’s.” I hope Jerry’s co-workers enjoy their party for which there is no guest of honor – even though the company president was invited. Surprise!

1. It is only as strong as the weakest ability to keep a secret.

This one is a biggie for me. Several years ago, a surprise party was planned for my niece. A few days before the event, we were all at a restaurant. I asked my brother-in-law a question, the answer of which would have raised suspicion from my niece. He whispered a caution to me, and we all hoped she had not heard what I had asked. Plus I felt like a fool for not having made the connection before I asked the question.

My Parents’ 50^th Wedding Anniversary Non-Surprise Party

When my parents’ 50^th anniversary was coming up, my wife and I decided to throw them a big party. My wife said, “Do you think we should make it a surprise party?” I said, “No way! I HATE surprise parties.” So I told my mother we were planning this party, and would she please supply a list of people she and Dad would want to attend, and their contact information. About a week later, she sent me a list of people, two-thirds of whom I had never even heard of. But they were friends, associates, and acquaintances my parents had acquired over the years. So now I had a list of dozens of people my parents would really enjoy having a very special party for a special occasion – AND their addresses and phone numbers.

Many of the invitees asked if it was a surprise party. I said, “No, they already know about it, so you don’t need to worry about what you say or who you say it in front of. It’s just a party.” We threw a magnificent party which lasted several hours. Everyone seemed to have a wonderful time, and many of the guests were grateful for the opportunity to visit with other guests they hadn’t seen in years.

All this without the ten seconds of amusement from watching the Guests of Honor jump out of their skins from everyone leaping out and shouting at them.

My mother told me people talked about that party for weeks after.

That didn’t surprise me.

NC “Move Over” Law – Part II

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:07:00 +0000

If you haven’t yet read my initial post, Move it Over - NC "Move Over" Law, please read that, (and optionally, its comments,) before continuing.

The text below is the relevant parts of North Carolina General Statute 20-157 that defines North Carolina’s “Move Over” Law. I have highlighted certain phrases I’ll expand upon later in this post. But first, read what the Statute requires:

(f) When an authorized emergency vehicle as described in subsection (a) of this section or any public service vehicle is parked or standing within 12 feet of a roadway and is giving a warning signal by appropriate light, the driver of every other approaching vehicle shall, as soon as it is safe and when not otherwise directed by an individual lawfully directing traffic, do one of the following:

(1) Move the vehicle into a lane that is not the lane nearest the parked or standing authorized emergency vehicle or public service vehicle and continue traveling in that lane until safely clear of the authorized emergency vehicle. This paragraph applies only if the roadway has at least two lanes for traffic proceeding in the direction of the approaching vehicle and if the approaching vehicle may change lanes safely and without interfering with any vehicular traffic.

(2) Slow the vehicle, maintaining a safe speed for traffic conditions, and operate the vehicle at a reduced speed and be prepared to stop until completely past the authorized emergency vehicle or public service vehicle. This paragraph applies only if the roadway has only one lane for traffic proceeding in the direction of the approaching vehicle or if the approaching vehicle may not change lanes safely and without interfering with any vehicular traffic.

I’m no lawyer, but here’s how I interpret the statute:

If you’re on a highway with two lanes going in each direction and you approach the cop on the side of the road, the law states that you must move over into the next lane if you may do so “safely and without interfering with any vehicular traffic.” If you cannot move over, (or if you’re on a two lane highway – one lane going in each direction,) you’re to slow down, “maintaining a safe speed for traffic conditions,” until you’re past the officer.

So basically the law requires drivers who come upon the officer to make a sudden judgment as to the safety of moving over. If the driver deems it unsafe, they’re to slow down.

So here we go. I’m out on the highway and just as I crest a hill, I see a cop who has pulled over another driver. Within a timeframe of about three seconds, I must say to myself, “OK, is that officer 12 feet from the roadway? He looks to be thirteen feet, but it might be eleven, so I’m going to Move Over. But wait! Is it Safe to do so? I’ve just crested a hill and there may be a motorcyclist zipping along at a good clip and I might Interfere with him if I Move Over. So I guess I will slow down and Maintain a Safe speed for traffic conditions. "For traffic conditions?" What the hell does that mean? I’m guessing it means they don’t want me to suddenly slow from 65 to 25, specially since it’s now raining, lest I should be rear-ended and cause even more Interference. But the guy behind me is speeding towards me and there’s that damned bike right next to him. He can’t Move Over without causing Interference with the motorcycle, and I don’t feel Safe to Move Over, so I think I can slow to about 55. Well, wait a second. I guess the point is moot because now I am being pulled over. I wonder what for? Couldn’t be for speeding ‘cause I was doing 55 in a 70 mph zone.

Me: “Your Honor, it just didn’t feel safe to move over.”

Officer: “It was safe, Your Honor”

Hold on. Doesn’t the law specifically state that I am to Move Over “as soon as it is safe”? Isn’t that up to my judgment??

North Carolina’s Move Over law has good intentions, and will certainly help to reduce incidents of officers and emergency personnel being hit by passing motorists. I’m just worried that it might cause law-abiding drivers to make sudden, unfortunate decisions while trying to follow that law.

Race to the Top???

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:42:00 +0000

Obama's new program, Race to the Top, the intended replacement for the failed Bush program No Child Left Behind, has an interesting title. Race. To the Top.

The term 'race' implies a speedy competition among rivals to strive to be the best. What's the hurry? Who are the rivals? And what is to be done about those 'losers' who never reached 'The Best?' (After all, if you have not won the race, aren't you a non-winner?)

Regardless of how you feel about politicians believing they know what's best for school children's educational needs, the title Race to the Top is about as meaningless and unattainable as the phrase No Child Left Behind. (And don't get me started on that one. NO child? C'mon, that's pretty ambitious, wouldn't you say?)

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Teen Preggars Rate Increase Due to Hispanics?

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:25:00 +0000

According to an article in The Washington Post,

Rise in teenage pregnancy rate spurs new debate on arresting it

By Rob Stein
Washington Post Staff Writer

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The pregnancy rate among teenage girls in the United States has jumped for the first time in more than a decade, raising alarm that the long campaign to reduce motherhood among adolescents is faltering, according to a report released Tuesday.

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The cause of the increase is the subject of debate. Several experts blamed the increase in teen pregnancies on sex-education programs that focus on encouraging abstinence. Others said the reversal could be due to a variety of factors, including an increase in poverty, an influx of Hispanics and complacency about AIDS, prompting lax use of birth control such as condoms.

Wow. An influx of Hispanics, huh? If I were Hispanic I suppose I'd be pretty pissed by that statement, specially without any evidence in support of that claim.

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No Stupidity Left Behind

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:04:00 +0000

According to this article from yesterday's New York Times, the No Child Left Behind law has been successful in increasing the performance of low-achieving students. The problem, they say, is that this gain comes at the expense of the high-achievers. Consider this quote:

[E]ver since the law was enacted in 2002, analysts and educators have worried that gifted pupils would be the ones left behind. While the law puts extraordinary pressure on schools to lift the performance of low-achieving students, it includes no incentives to accelerate the progress of high achievers.

Let me iterate the last line: "it includes no incentives to accelerate the progress of high achievers." Well, Hullo! It was never intended to help boost the achievement of the already high achievers. To title the article Smart Child Left Behind is an insult to all the parents who counted on the program to help their kids get an education. Smart kids left behind from what? A college education? Puh-leeease.

Here's an idea to help reduce the achievement gap: take the money that would have been spent to give kids who have already "gotten" the material further enrichment and invest in the kids who are struggling. This "give my kid a better education and the hell with all those other kids" attitude will bite society in the butt someday.

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Double Standard in Sheboygan

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:11:00 +0000

This, out of the Sheboygan Press, January 8, 2009: "Sheboygan boy, 17, charged with allegedly having sex with girl, 14."

One day later, also out of the Sheboygan Press, January 9, 2009: "Sheboygan girl, 17, charged for allegedly having sex with boy, 14."

So within a 24 hour period, two 17 year old kids are charged with having sex with their respective 14 year old girlfriend/boyfriend. Both 14 year olds claimed to their partners that they were 16.

But get this, according to the articles' information on when the younger partners were to turn 15, the 17 year old girl had sex with her boyfriend, "179 months" of age, and got charged with a max 9 mos. misdemeanor. The 17 year old BOY, on the other hand, had sex with his "177 month old" girlfriend, and got hit with a max 25 years felony.

If convicted, he'll also probably have to register as a sex offender for the duration of his life, with all the wonderful "privileges" that come with that distinction.

But there's not a double standard.

Angry Much?

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:05:00 +0000

What does it mean to get angry? Here are some definitions of anger:

A strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong; wrath; ire. Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
A strong emotion; a feeling that is oriented toward some real or supposed grievance. WordNet® 3.0. Princeton University
An over-reaction caused by an event that does not meet one's perceived expectations. An unconsummated "Should." The Sarcasticynic

One rainy day, two men, Joe and Larry, are sitting in a traffic jam outside a major metropolitan area. Joe is mumbling under his breath about how late he'll be for a meeting. Larry is listening to music on the radio.

Suddenly, a vehicle tries to dart into a small opening in front of each man's car.

Joe's reaction was to lurch his car forward so as to block the merging driver, lay on the horn, shout obscenities and offer a rather rude hand gesture to the driver. He then spent the next twelve minutes cursing the driver, the city, the traffic reporters on the radio, the weatherman, his boss, and everyone else he could think of.

Larry's reaction? First he stepped briskly on the brakes in order not to run into the merging driver, then he smiled and waved the driver into the newly provided space. Afterwards he resumed listening to his music.

In this scenario, the event, stimulus, or trigger if you will, is the same for both men. A vehicle trying to enter their lane. But the reactions were quite different. Whereas Larry's reaction was rather mild, Joe virtually went through the sunroof.

Analyze any anger situation and you will always find these three points:

An event, stimulus, or trigger.
A expectation based on a perceived ideal, (a "should.")
An over-reaction.

Numbers 1 and 3 are pretty self explanatory. The "should," on the other hand, deserves closer examination.

Joe's over-reaction stemmed from his idea on how the roadway "should" be - a free-flowing line of cars all traveling in a manner that allows everyone to get to their destination in a quick, efficient manner. Should anything depart from that "should," Joe gets angry. When he gets angry, he reacts in ways that are extreme and that have little effect on the outcome of events.

So why didn't Larry react the same? Perhaps he doesn't hold the world to the unattainable standard as does Joe.

Consider these other examples:

A child throws a temper tantrum after he doesn't get a toy to which he feels he should be entitled.
A woman gets mad at herself after breaking a dish with which she should have been more careful.
A man becomes perturbed with his boss for giving him more work he feels he shouldn't be saddled with.
A teen is upset with her boyfriend for not calling her as he should know he should do. (A double should.)

In each of these cases, the angered party feels the circumstances should be different than they are. I challenge anyone to come up with an anger situation that fails to contain a "should." But must anger follow in each of these cases? I should think not.

When analyzing an anger situation, try to determine the unconsummated "should" and you'll be that much closer to understanding what brought on the anger. You'll probably find that in many cases, the perception is based on unrealistic or impossible goals. If you are in the position of having to assist those in anger, the better you understand that "should" situation, the better you'll be prepared to deal with those who are angered.

A further note. The event that precedes the outburst does not always have to be the cause of the outburst. Take for example the man who cannot iron his pants because he doesn't know where his wife, who is out of town, keeps the iron. He gets angry knowing he will be late - not because he cannot locate the iron, but because he feels his wife "should" stay at home to care for him instead of visiting her sister - a perception not based in reality.
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Too little funding for fighting AIDS among Blacks?

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:34:00 +0000

An article in the News & Observer states:

Report: U.S. blacks face AIDS crisis
David Brown, The Washington Post

WASHINGTON - A prominent AIDS organization Tuesday accused the federal government of doing too little to fight AIDS among black Americans, in whom the size and scope of the epidemic resembles that seen in many African nations.

In a 55-page report, the Black AIDS Institute argued that AIDS should be viewed as a threat to the entire black population and not just specific high-risk groups. Unlike in white Americans -- and in the citizens of most industrialized nations -- HIV in American blacks is increasingly transmitted heterosexually through "networks" where men especially have many sex partners at the same time, the report noted.

Sort of reminds me of the joke that begins, "Hey, Doctor, it hurts when I do this."

Anyway, the CDC 's Kevin A Fenton disputes the claim:

The proportion of AIDS-prevention funds devoted to the black community has risen as the epidemic has become more concentrated there and constitutes about $300 million of the $600 million spent each year, Fenton said.

Spending 50% of AIDS-prevention funds on the black community does not sound like "doing too little to fight AIDS among black Americans" to me.

Does it to you?
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Cyberbullying

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:52:00 +0000

Turn on a TV or read any major newspaper and you're likely to come upon a story about cyberbullying. StopCyberbullying.org defines cyberbullying as "when a child, preteen or teen is tormented, threatened, harassed, humiliated, embarrassed or otherwise targeted by another child, preteen or teen using the Internet, interactive and digital technologies or mobile phones."

Some teens are so affected by the actions of cyberbullies that they have committed suicide.

A News & Observer story about a victim of cyberbullying told of a victimized student:

Gale McKoy Wilkins

The incident involved his best friend and a group of bullies. The bullies planned to teach this young man a lesson on "disrespect," so they beat him after school at an off-campus location. An audience of peers watched and captured the entire altercation on a cell-phone camera. Before the victim could find his six missing teeth in the gravel and dirt, the fight appeared on Facebook, MySpace and YouTube, all before his parents, dentist and school administrators knew what had taken place. That is the instant wrath of cyberbullying.

Matt Ivester, a 2005 graduate of Duke University and founder of JuicyCampus.com had this to say when asked if sites such as JuicyCampus perpetuate online cruelty:

This is the same gossip that happens offline everyday anyhow. With JuicyCampus, though, people have the opportunity to read the gossip that would otherwise be told behind their backs. And if they don't want to know, they don't have to visit the site.

(For another example of the fallacy of such logic, go here.)

Four popular views on the subject of cyberbullying are:

Enact laws against it.
Let the schools deal with it.
Let the parents deal with it.
Leave it alone - after all, it's protected speech.

Each view has its pros and cons, and each has its supporters and detractors.

Another view

It's interesting that we require kids to be at least a certain age and to pass a test before we allow them to drive, yet we give them free reign to post anything they want to the roughly 1.4 billion worldwide Internet users. Can we honestly expect a thirteen year old to grasp the concept of such a potential audience?

In the days of yore, kids who found themselves victims of bullying may have brought threatening notes they've received home to Mom and Dad, who then might have had a phone conversation with the parents of the harasser in order to "chat" about the behavior. Then the bully's parents laid into him/her, hopefully bringing to an end the improper actions.

One problem with cyberbullying, however, is the issue of the anonymity of the harassers. (But posts published in cyberspace may not be as anonymous as you might think.) In a modern adaptation of the way bullying was handled in the past, perhaps the parents, friends and educators of the victim, or maybe the victim him/herself may collect an electronic "paper trail" (e-trail) of the offensive material in order to present via some means, including the police if necessary, to the parents of the evil-doers with hopes that they will act upon such offensive behavior.

Yes, granted the evidence may not be as damning as the victim would hope, but when presented with material implicating one's offspring, it would be hoped that those parents would look more critically at the availability of the electronic commerce they've granted their kids.

Cyberbullying is an unacceptable practice which can be reduced if parents and educators would be willing to keep a closer eye on the means by which our children communicate with their peers.
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Testing the Theory of Evolution

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:53:00 +0000

A Pastor in South Florida gives the following argument against the theory of evolution:

What are the odds that if you put all the parts of a clock in a bag, and shake it long enough, the clock will come out ticking and working perfectly? The theory of evolution expects us to believe the same for the beginnings of life.

So to put this argument to the test, I performed the following experiment:

Place the parts of a clock in a bag.
Pray vigorously for the parts to turn into a clock.
Remove ticking and perfectly working clock from the bag.

Turns out that didn't work either.
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Abused Afghan Women go to Jail

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:34:00 +0000

This, from an article about the abuses of women in Afghanistan:

At a Kabul hospital, a 16-year-old girl who is too scared to give her name is recuperating from reconstructive surgery after her husband cut off her nose and ears, bashed out all but six of her teeth with a stone, and poured boiling water on her.

The article talks about how women who try to escape abusive husbands are accused and convicted of adultery. Further, from the same article:

In parts of Afghanistan and neighboring Pakistan, where stern social codes prevail, a woman who runs away from home is typically suspected of having taken a lover and can be prosecuted for adultery. Simply leaving her house without her family's permission may be deemed an offense — as in Rukhma's case — although it is not classified as such under Afghanistan's penal code.

The chief prosecutor of eastern Nangarhar province who oversaw Rukhma's case suggested she got off lightly.

"If my wife goes to the bazaar without my permission, I will kill her. This is our culture," Abdul Qayum shouted scornfully during an interview in his office in the city of Jalalabad.

His colleagues laughed approvingly. "This is Afghanistan, not America," Qayum said.

Some culture, huh? I am angered over things like this.

How about you?

Disappearing From the Face

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:29:00 +0000

For those who may be interested, here's where I've been the past few months.
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Further Abuses Against Women

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:50:00 +0000

From The News & Observer:

Dowries become deadly in India
Henry Chu, Los Angeles Times

PATNA, INDIA -

"[T]housands of wives ... are beaten to death, burned alive, electrocuted, poisoned, pushed out windows or otherwise killed horrifically every year because their husbands' families are dissatisfied with the dowries they bring to the marriage and continue to demand more.

"The practice of dowry in India goes back thousands of years. Its original intent, scholars say, was to protect women, who by bringing property and belongings to the marriage could enjoy some creature comforts and not have to depend entirely on their husbands.

"But somewhere along the line, what was supposed to be security for the bride came to be seen as a bounty for the groom and his family, a way for them to augment their wealth.

"Demanding dowry has been illegal in India since 1961, but the prohibition rarely has been enforced. The problem cuts across all social and class lines, affecting rich and poor, educated and illiterate, urban and rural.

"The increasingly high cost of weddings and demand for large dowries is a contributing factor in the high incidence of abortion of female fetuses, experts say. The government has banned sex-determination tests, but the practice continues, leading to an alarming shortage of young girls in parts of the country.

"Dowry killings, too, are so common that there is a commonly used term for the phenomenon, 'bride burning,' because many newlywed women die from being doused with kerosene and set on fire. The husband's family then reports the death as a kitchen accident, as many households use kerosene stoves."
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Have Boy, Will Lose Grandkids

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 13:49:00 +0000

Here's an article that presents a sad yet fascinating fact of modern life. If you give birth to a boy, you face a greater likelihood of losing access to your future grandchildren than if you had had a girl.
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Previous Work History

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:41:00 +0000

What's up with employers' preoccupation with previous work history on ones application? I mean, yeah, I can understand that they want to know what you did before you came knocking on their door for a job, but I think they put undue emphasis on the importance of only the last several of your previous employers.

Case in point. An acquaintance of mine was an accountant for twenty years after he graduated. He loved accounting, but his company got sold and he lost his job in the transition. While seeking employment as an accountant elsewhere, he bounced from odd job to odd job trying to keep ends met with his obligations. He even had a few holes where he had no job at all.

Eventually, he'd held five different jobs, none of which had much to do with accounting, over a seven year period. Now, every time he fills in an on-line application, his 20 year stint as an accountant drops another notch down the page of jobs he's held.

Look at it from the perspective of the Human Resources person looking over his application. Guy applies for a job as an accountant. Last five entries show nothing about accounting - in fact, what they "show" is that this guy who graduated some 27 years ago can't seem to hold a job longer than 12 months. That recruiter might not even get to the listing that shows his qualifications to fill the vacancy.

The way my friend tries to recover from this discrepancy is to write an outstanding cover letter that begins with his accomplishments of two decades duration. Start with the big stuff and let those ridiculous odd jobs fall out the back where nobody would notice them. He hopes the HR guy will read the cover first, (as he's supposed to,) which should minimize, or at least help explain the fact he's not done accounting for the last few years, yet remains highly qualified.

Side note: One application he filled out wanted him to account for every period greater than one month that he was not employed anywhere since graduation. What the heck does a potential employer do with that kind of information?? He had a solid job for 20 years, but because he had a few periods of idleness while seeking a return to his career, that makes him unemployable?

A Solution?

I would like to see job applications allow one to list their previous employment in an order that differs from simply most recent to least recent. How about if they let you list them in the order that they apply to the position you are seeking? That way, any jobs you held that were minor or didn't apply would just drop to the bottom, even if they were recent. In the end, wouldn't that make more sense?
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Wikipedia edited by CIA

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:08:00 +0000

Popular free on-line info source Wikipedia has been edited, presumably anonymously, by the CIA and by other high profile sources.

If the CIA can't even hide their covert editing operations, what makes you think that you can?

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Insurance Claims Processing Times Twelve

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:52:00 +0000

Simple shift could give 10,000 kids insurance

Lynn Bonner, Staff Writer
The state could save nearly $16 million and use the money to provide about 10,000 more children with government-sponsored health insurance by switching responsibility for handling medical bills from one state office to another, according to a state audit.

The state Department of Health and Human Services can process claims for the state children's health insurance plan cheaper than the state health plan, said a report that State Auditor Les Merritt's office issued Tuesday.

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The health and human services department uses Electronic Data Systems Corp. to process Medicaid claims at a cost of 41 cents per claim. It costs about 12 times more, or $4.88, to process a medical claim through the state health plan, which uses Blue Cross and Blue Shield of North Carolina, the audit said.

Four dollars and eighty-eight cents versus forty-one cents. Sounds like BCBSNC needs to talk to EDS about how to save money on claims processing.
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A Consumer Blacklist?

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:01:00 +0000

Please read this short post first, The Customer is NOT Always Right.

Now, fast forward to some time in the future.

A roofing contractor gets a call from a homeowner who wants some work done on his roof. Prior to returning the homeowner's call, the roofer performs a few searches of the potential client's name on the Internet. He learns some interesting things.

This homeowner has a lawsuit pending against a plumber, one against an electrician, and one against a swimming pool maintenance company. The roofer says to himself, "Nope - too much baggage," and chooses not to return the homeowner's calls.

Let's look even further into the future. Same scenario. A potential customer wants some sort of service. What he doesn't know is that there are websites that have been developed that track customer complaints and name names for those who are chronic complainers. Service organizations who are contacted cold by consumers may consult these sites, sort of the way consumers look at the Better Business Bureau to determine poor business practices. If a particular customer's name's on the list, they may just choose to send them packing.

Is there a law that states whomever contacts a business, the business must give them their business? I doubt it, In fact, I think I have seen disclaimers that say, "We have the right to refuse to serve anyone for any reason." No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Where does this leave the consumer? Does this mean if you're wrongfully served, you shouldn't take action in the event that some time in the future there may be a website tracking your activity? I don't think so. The BBB reports companies' track records for serving their customers. I can't speak for others, but I don't think I would boycott a business just because they had one unresolved complaint.

But if you are a chronic complainer, and have nothing better to do than to try to bring suit against everyone who tries to serve you, don't be surprised if some time in the future you may find it difficult to find anyone who wants your business.
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Can an Injured Intruder Sue a Homeowner?

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:53:00 +0000

A warning shot fired by a 79 year old former Army sharpshooter ricocheted off the ceiling and lodged into the skull of an intruder in Hickory, NC this week.

From Warning shot wounds intruder in The News & Observer,

Cook used his .22-caliber gun to fire a warning shot into the ceiling, but the bullet ricocheted and part of it hit the intruder in the forehead, said Lt. Hank Guess with the Hickory Police Department. "I wasn't aiming for him. If I wanted to hit him, I would have," Cook said.

The intruder ... had a bullet fragment in his skull and a fractured hand he suffered while breaking in. He was arrested.

Let's hope the intruder doesn't decide to sue the homeowner for injuries suffered while "visiting" his home. Stranger lawsuits have occurred in this country. In that case, Cook may have wished he had aimed a bit lower. To paraphrase a popular expression, Dead Men Do Not Hire Lawyers.
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Should the Childless Pay School Tax?

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:47:00 +0000

"I never had any kids," says a 64 year old taxpayer, "so why should I pay school tax?"

"My kids are grown, so why must I still pay school tax?" queries a middle aged parent.

"I no longer have kids in this county's school system," says a divorced father of two, whose kids live with his ex in another state. "So why am I still paying school tax for them?"

This has got to be one of the most selfish arguments I've heard.

However, cynic that I am, I'd like to propose that from now on, non-parents should be allowed to apply for a waiver that exempts them from having to pay school tax. By their own definition, they don't gain anything because they have no offspring in the school system, so they can be excused. Let all the people who HAVE kids pay a little extra for that benefit.

But in order to qualify, these non-parents must wear a t-shirt that says, in big bold letters, "I HAVE NO SCHOOL CHILDREN, SO I WILL NOT PAY ANY SCHOOL TAXES."

Then maybe the public can help to explain to them why EVERYBODY should pay school taxes.
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Who ARE You??

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:09:00 +0000

Do you post entries on your blog under a pseudonym? Do you identify yourself by name in your profile or elsewhere in your blog? What about your hometown?

Is there any way someone could find out who you are by reading your blog?

What about comments you make on others' blogs? Do you post as your blogger ID or by some other alias? Can someone learn your identity by comparing things you say on other blogs with that which they can find on your blog via a link you provide? What if they did a search on your alias and cross checked entries they've found? What can they find out about you?

Perhaps you post comments anonymously. That's right - you see something on a blog about which you feel strongly, but may not want your comments associated with your regular blogging activity, so you post your ideas incognito.

Or maybe you're the type who doesn't want to give up anything about yourself and just wants to blast the blogosphere with garbage and trash talk because you can get away with it - disguised as an unknown entity.

Have you ever made a comment on a blog, pseudonymously or otherwise, that you have rued?

Modern Technology and Anonymous Comments

Anybody with a lick of sense knows that it is difficult to truly hide one's identity from the Internet, thanks to utilities that identify IP addresses, etc. Anyone who doubts they can ever be "outed" after posting an anonymous comment should read A technical guide to anonymous blogging by Ethan Zuckerman. This is about a fictitious woman who wanted to blog anonymously to protect her identity. The article tries "to approach the problem from the perspective of a government whistleblower in a country with a less-than-transparent government."

Though the article refers to a person trying to blog anonymously, the content can carry forward to one who may want to comment on someone else's blog without revealing their identity.

A Case in Point

OK, so now enter a boy out there with a chip on his shoulder and a computer on his lap. He thinks he's just a gift to society with his rambunctious self. He's got the power to blast anyone and anything via his laptop, and he worries little about anyone, (least of all his parents,) finding out who he is because he publishes all his diatribe uncredited.

Perhaps he doesn't realize that technology exists that can identify him via traces he sends out with his camouflaged identity.

Currently, law enforcement needs a subpoena to acquire identifying information from an ISP or other organization that can track such data. A kid with too much time on his hands and not enough homework would probably fall under the radar of anyone interested in tracking terrorist plots, and such.

But not everyone who can control such identifying information works well with the law. In fact, many who have nefarious goals may decide to publish information associating certain rude comments with identifying information leading right to the name of the individual who made such comments.

Exacerbating the problem is that once the comments are out there, they're out there permanently in many cases.

So here's some advice:

If you've never published a comment you feel you would later regret, don't.
If you HAVE commented in a manner that is less than respectful, and have cloaked yourself in anonymity, stop.
And if you continue to think that anything you say anonymously will never EVER come back to haunt you some time in the distant future, beware.

Communication Gap

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Mon, 14 May 2007 01:05:00 +0000

An American walks into a hat store in a foreign country and finds one that he likes.

"How much is this one?" he asks the sales person.

"Five hundred US dollars," she answers, in adequate English.

"$500? That's just a little more than what I wanted to spend ..." he says, somewhat disheartened.

"Then for you, I will lower the price to $475."

He says, "Thanks, anyway," and walks out.

She is somewhat confused as to why this customer did not buy the hat after she adjusted the price in a manner she thought was in line with what he requested.
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Would you leave a lousy tip?

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:15:00 +0000

This week we hit one of our usual haunts. But this time, we had somewhat bad service, which is unusual given that we've mostly been pleased with this place over the years.

That happens - you never know what can go wrong in a busy dining establishment at dinner time. One tragedy, such as a failing oven, can throw the whole system out of balance.

In this case, we waited a bit longer than usual for a server to approach us - Problem #1. The dining room seemed a bit busier than we've seen, so I guess that was the reason. One server finally noticed we'd been sitting there and had not yet had coasters placed on our table, (the secret sign that servers use to tell each other that your table has been "claimed.")

"Well, I guess I'll help you since apparently nobody cares," she said, though I thought that was an odd statement to share with the customer, but then I don't know much about the business practices. We sort of felt honored, I suppose.

She brought our drinks and took our orders. But then Problem #2 came up. My meal normally comes with beans, but they were out of beans. No biggie, I guess, so I reluctantly chose from the alternatives she offered.

Our meals arrived somewhat delayed because of the great numbers of diners, I would imagine, but alas, so too did Problems #3 and #4. There was no silverware, and the fries weren't quite ready. She said, "Sorry there's no silverware - the kitchen's running a little behind. I'll be out with your fries shortly."

So there I am eating my hamburger, and my wife is sitting there with a more traditional meal waiting for her silverware. I got about halfway through my hamburger, wishing I had some fries to break up the monotony of that single item, while my wife sat there busily watching her food get cold when the server finally arrived with my fries.

I said, "Is her silverware coming?" She looked at me with a look that said, Oh, Yeah! Sorry about that, and ran off again. Now I had fries to eat with my hamburger, to which my wife helped herself, given that she was still staring at her ever-growing colder meal. The server returned with the silverware so my wife could begin eating. I finished my burger a few moments later, so I just sat and picked at the fries while she finished her meal so that there was some semblance of dining together.

Who is at fault?

So basically our dining experience was affected by at least four things:

The delay in establishing an initial relationship with a server
No standard beans with the meal I ordered
No silverware
No fries

Of these, which are the responsibility of this specific server?

Problem #1 - though we found it annoying that we sat waiting for our server, this particular server decided to break away from her station to serve us. Can't find fault with that.

Problem #2 - unless this server was somehow "pushing the beans," I can't think of any way this could have been her fault.

Problem #3 - she claims the kitchen was not producing clean silverware as they should. She went on to state that the dish washer told her that servers were discarding silverware, so it wasn't his fault. I'm not sure how that information was to add to our dining experience, but there it was. It's debatable at what point the silverware became available versus when this server found the time to deliver it, so responsibility for Problem #3 goes unclaimed.

Problem #4 - this is also debatable. Is the delay of fries the kitchen's fault, or the server's fault? She had no story about arguments with the kitchen over the fries, and it may be a standard in the restaurant business to serve fries when one is halfway finished with their hamburger, so this goes unclaimed as well.

How much to tip?

One thing that seems to add to the already controversial subject of tipping is the fact that in most cases, you're tipping your main server, but sometimes the service for which you are compensating is beyond the control of that server.

Is it fair to penalize a server who is delayed because it's extra busy at that hour? That's more a function that management is supposed to be handling. And THIS server stepped in. We cannot limit the tip from the person assigned to that table who never showed up.

What about the beans, silverware, and fries? Suppose those were entirely the kitchen's fault. The kitchen's not delivering, and who takes the brunt? The server who's not bringing out the items to serve our needs. How can we hold the server at fault for that? Yet many do.

But it is indeed the server to whom we turn to measure a restaurant's fulfillment of the overall dining experience, and the server to whom we measure the amount of additional compensation to apply in the form of a tip based on that experience.

All that said, a server does present the face of the establishment, and can go great lengths to turn problems into solutions. In our minds, this server's critique of her fellow servers and the kitchen staff left us with little belief that she was seeking to preserve much more than her tip.

However, perhaps that is the environment in which servers, the customer service representatives of the restaurant business, are placed in order to secure a living.

We took everything into consideration and ended up leaving her what we would have if service was more like what we have come to expect from this establishment.

But many would have left a lesser tip, or worse, because of the perceived lack of service. When thinking about what to leave as a tip, please consider who you're tipping, and why.
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I Don't Like Mondays Either, But ...

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:59:00 +0000

On January 29, 1979, a Monday, sixteen year old Brenda Ann Spencer wounded eight children and one police officer and killed the Principal and Head Custodian in a shooting spree at Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, California.

According to wikipedia:

When the six-hour incident ended and the sixteen-year-old was asked why she had committed the crime, she shrugged and replied, "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day." She also said: "I had no reason for it, and it was just a lot of fun," "It was just like shooting ducks in a pond," and "(The children) looked like a herd of cows standing around, it was really easy pickings."

Spencer's crime, lack of remorse, and inability to provide a serious explanation for her actions when captured inspired the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats, written by musician Bob Geldof.

The lyrics of this chilling song may be accessed here.

I don't like Mondays either. But I find productive ways of dealing with it.

By the way, Have You Seen This Man?
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Carpooling

noreply@blogger.com (The Sarcasticynic) — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 18:16:00 +0000

Four cars are driving in the carpool lane. The first contains five men in business suits; the second has a man and three high school students; the third, a woman and her young daughter; and the last, a pregnant woman. Which car or cars do not belong in the carpool lane?

To answer this, one might first ask, "Which cars have the potential to prevent another car from having to be on the highway?" Are the businessmen carpooling? Probably. They might have driven separately.

Shuttling students around cannot be keeping cars off the highway if they are not old enough to drive yet, right? Doesn't matter. If the man is taking his son and two teammates to soccer practice, he may be keeping two other cars off the road.

But the mother has just the young girl. Which car is she taking off the highway? None. But you might consider it carpooling if Mom dropped Becky off at ballet on her way to work instead of asking Dad to make a special trip.

In each of the examples above, the possibility exists that a car is being kept off the road. The potential is there; there's just no way to be certain.

As for the pregnant woman, how many cars can it take to transport a baby who has yet to be born? More than one? There's just no way.

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