K. Michelle strikes a pose alongside Bow Wow and French Montana while making an appearance to promote her new single “V.S.O.P.” on BET’s 106 & Park at BET Studios on Monday (May 20) in New York City.

This morning, everyone’s other favorite pitbull in a skirt breezed through Power 105.1′s The Breakfast Club this morning to discuss everything from jumping ship over to ‘Love & Hip Hop New York’ to dating a woman for three months.

No worries, well-meaning Facebook baby mamas. She also managed to plug her music career somewhere in between shading Rasheeda’s lesbian relationship with husband Kirk and Chad Johnson buying her a pet monkey.

Hit play and receive enough quotes to make it through the rest of the week after the jump.

Alicia Keys braced herself for an invisible golden shower as she kicked off the UK leg of her ‘Set The World On Fire’ world tour at Echo Arena in Liverpool, England last week.

Alicia recently tweeted her sympathy to those devastated by the horrific tornado that blasted through the Oklahoma City suburb of Moore. “So much going on in the world. I’m saddened by the devastating news,” she tweeted. “My thoughts and prayers are with all those affected #PrayForOklahoma”

Damage assessments show the tornado was packing winds, at times, between 200 and 210 miles per hour, making it an EF5 — the strongest category of tornadoes measured.

The C+D family extends our thoughts and prayers to everyone affected.

As the days to summer’s arrival draw near, those who signed up to be cuffed in an effort to gain Instagram likes during the colder months will soon find themselves single.

Not every couple will have an amicable split.

“Fuck My Ex” is the type of song you would expect Keyshia Cole and K. Michelle to write together over a bag of hot fries if they both never hit the reset button on their teeth. My only wish is that we would’ve received this gem in time for Dope Girl Appreciation Day.

You can never have too many “niggas ain’t shit” anthems in your iTunes catalogue. This is for them ‘Bourbons and them Cadillacs.

Grab the instant stain remover pen out of Tami Roman’s Coach bag! LisaRaye is returning to reality television.

The ‘Single Ladies’ actress (stop laughing) will be featured on the upcoming series ‘Pastors Of L.A.’ alongside rumored beau, Bishop Noel Jones.

Brother to legend Grace Jones, Noel has been treating Diamond to boxes of Tide Ultra Vivid White And Bright since after her divorce from Michael Misick in 2008.

The disgraced premier of the Turks and Caicos Islands, who was romantically linked to former Vlastic Pickle Pelican turned 106 & Park co-host Rocsi Diaz during his marriage, is currently sitting in a Brazilian jail cell awaiting extradition. As for Rocsi, well.

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More details about the show via The YBF:

‘Pastors of L.A.’ will give viewers a candid and revealing look at six boldly different and world renowned mega-pastors in Southern California, who are willing to share diverse aspects of their lives, from their work in the community and with their parishioners to the very large and sometimes provocative lives they lead away from the pulpit.”

 

Ronald Isley will take your girlfriend and put that pussy on a pedestal. Wake up and smell the bergamot hair grease soaking through the pillow case. The AARP Playboy can still reel them in like a participant in a kingfish tournament. Watch Mr. Biggs lay his game down quite flat in his new music video, “Dinner And A Movie.” I choose you.