“A pinch of Hov, a whole glass of B.”

Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Blue Ivy Carter. Although there is plenty dirty rice to go around, the tabloids aren’t going to eat it off the first family in hip hop’s plate. There will be none of that in Mama Tina’s jurisdiction.

Photos via Hello Blue Ivy Carter

Rapper Theophilus (try that saying that with a mouth full of glowsticks) London made his move on Heidi Klum and Dina Lohan this week, fully immersing himself into the big bowl of hipster heaven that is Fall 2012 Fashion Week. The Brooklyn bred emcee hit the AmFAR Benefit Gala red carpet on Wednesday in interesting fashion. My gut feeling tells me that Kanye would approve of this look. What your verdict?

It wasn’t Sheyla Hershey’s time to be summoned to that deluxe apartment in the sky last Sunday after the former Guinness World Record for largest breast implants lost control of her vehicle on her way home from a Super Bowl party. Look at God!

A woman is crediting her record-winning cleavage for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx., told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree.

She said the airbags in her Ford Mustang didn’t go off — which could have meant serious injury for most people. But Hershey, who was named as having the largest augmented breasts by the Guinness World Records book, says she was saved by her silicone.

“My implants saved my life, my breasts are very sore and I have some scratches on them but I know I would have been badly hurt without them because they are very close to the steering wheel,” she said. At the time of the crash, Hershey told Radar she was taking drugs for depression, bipolar disorder, vicodin for a headache and a painkiller for the back pain.

She may face charges for driving under the influence of prescription drugs, and was arrested at the scene. (source)

And yes, that’s Ray J lurking in the shadows.

Our Fair Lady Nippy was feeling all of it inside Kelly Price & Friends Unplugged: For The Love of R&B Grammy Party last night (February 9) a little too much. Nippy emerged the night club with blood dripping down her leg and scratches on her wrist. You get grab a prayer cloth and I’ll get the anointed oil.

With her wig askew, the visibly disheveled singer stopped to sign autographs and was later escorted by members of her entourage to an awaiting car. This is how Beyonce’s first night out should have gone down. | Photos via Daily Mail

Get into that coke bloat. Gallery: Kelly Price & Friends Unplugged: For The Love Of R&B GRAMMY Party

Even during Fashion Week hipster parties, Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with. Raekwon, Ghostface Killah (pictured above with fashion director and curator for MAC & Milk Jenne Lombardo), Method Man and other affiliates straight from the slums of Shaolin kicked off the first night of New York Fashion Week with a performance inside Milk Studios. Enter the Wu after the jump.

Now you too can have glamorous Miss Piggy eyes. Following in the entrepreneurial footsteps of celebrity friends, La La Anthony launched Motives for La La, a cosmetic line created for women of color, at Loren Ridinger’s annual Market America conference in Miami last Thursday.

Before hitting the runway at Wednesday night’s The Heart Truth Red Dress Fashion Show in New York City, the wife of NBA star Carmelo Anthony spoke to The Insider about model Giselle’s media meltdown in defense of her man and more. Watch the clip and check out a few of La La’s memorable make-up moments inside.

Trash TV: “I love Big Ang — what is that? And I love the way those girls talk to each other: “Don’t YOU be coming at ME!!!” I love every freakin’ moment. And I watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Beverly Hills. Taylor and Adrienne and the girls.”

Fame Monster: “Ugh! I have been working sooo much. Success came and now that so many eyes are on me, I feel I have to deliver. And it’s a business. No joke. I guess I am stressing more than I should be, and I think I am becoming more guarded.”

The Sound of Her New Album: “The album is like a collage of all my emotions. I am not sticking to any particular style. I am doing what I feel without restrictions. So it’s very free and very me.”

More Nicki Minaj News

Sitting Next To Vogue Editor-In-Chief Anna Wintour During New York Fashion Week: “Yes! I was screaming out loud inside my head. Me sitting next to the Queen of Vogue! It was such a strange experience. I felt like I was dreaming. And I thought she would be snobby or something. But she was so incredibly sweet to me.”

The hours spent honing her craft inside a store front acting studio have paid off in a major way for ‘Basketball Wives LA’ star Draya Michele. Go behind the scenes with the booty meat model turned acting video vixen for the visual set to accompany Waka Flocka Flame’s hot Drake-assisted single “Round of Applause.”

Singer Goapele looked great at the Grammy Glam event on Tuesday (February 7) in Los Angeles. Any fellow fans out there in Crunkland?

Model Jessica White continued to try to damn hard on Wednesday (February for the AmFAR Benefit Gala in New York City. Chile, you are treading on thin ice.

Her disappointment in her song “Living Proof” not being nominated for a Oscar hasn’t stopped Willona J. Blige (pictured above with Skylar Grey Jimmy Iovine) from hitting Los Angeles in support of the 54th Annual Grammy Weekend.

“The World’s First Supermodel” Janice Dickinson didn’t look a day over apocalyptic when photographs caught up with her out and about in Los Angeles earlier this week.

Speaking of supermodels,  Naomi Campbell (who looked a lot like a human mesh cap for a sew-in weave) and super rich boyfriend Vladislav Doronin turned heads at the Interview Magazine launch Berlin, Germany on yesterday. Is he still married?

He sure does! Singer Debbie Harry dropped that puddy cat while performing live in New York City earlier this week.

New York Giants defensive end Justin Tuck put 12 inches in A.J. Calloway’s mouth today and of course he enjoyed every minute of it.

United States President Barack Obama (still feels very cool typing that, by the way) but his back all the way into it while pumping an Extreme Marshmallow Cannon invented by Joey Hudy at the Second White House Science Fair on Tuesday (February 7).

Go-diva! Vanessa Williams hosted the opening of Opening the M&M’s Museum of Chocolate Art earlier this week. The museum features chocolate sculptures, paintings, sketches which tell the life story of Ms. Brown, the brown M&M. Nessa is the sweet voice behind the chocolate goddess introduced to the world during the first quarter of Super Bowl XLVI.