Cubicle Haiku

Every Damn Conversation

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:24:00 +0000

Reflexive nodding

Is it DTs? Tourette's? No

Just incompetence

A Muse Appears

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:16:00 +0000

My ears don't believe

Breathtaking inanity

Your specialized skill

I've got better things to not do

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:38:00 +0000

Procrastination:

Tomorrow is the best time,

to not do that thing.

Furry family fotos

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:35:00 +0000

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,

makes you both look sad.

Useless Information.

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:25:00 +0000

Got a text message

of the laziest nature,

just the letter "k".

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:44:00 +0000

The IT guy smells like Fritos and feet

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:02:00 +0000

Watch the hour glass...

The gods of Technology

have me at their whim.

Copier Training Seminar

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:59:00 +0000

Stationary Foe:

Bend, staple, or mutilate...

your favorite words.

Freedom.

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:57:00 +0000

Lost my phone today.

How would I live without it?!

Most likely better...

And They Called Him The Qualifier

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:21:00 +0000

I have a story.
Its interesting, I promise!
OK, basic'ly.......

Thrown Under The Bus

noreply@blogger.com (Prometheus) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:04:00 +0000

Project has gone wrong.
Childhood transport draws near,
View of tire treads

Dear Diary, From Pontius

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 05:11:00 +0000

Bizarre day at work
Circumcision sounds scary
Should end in three days

My Boss, Pontius Pilate

noreply@blogger.com (Prometheus) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:58:00 +0000

Crucified by work,
Denied by my coworkers.

Take three day weekend.

I Think I See Nipple

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:25:00 +0000

Say please and thank you
Oops, I dropped my pen again
No harassment suit

Office Chair Malfunction

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:17:00 +0000

˙˙˙ssǝusnoıɔsuoɔ ƃuısol
'ʇɥƃıl ʇuǝɔsǝɹonlɟ ʇɐ ƃuıɹɐʇs
˙pɐǝɥ oʇ ƃuıɥsnɹ poolq

Job Description - Awkwardness

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:07:00 +0000

Effeminate boss
I call you Cap'tan Sulu
Heading? Fabulous.

Singing Telegram

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:35:00 +0000

Learn to fire with style:
Soften the blow with music,
in the key of Sad :-(

Fitness Room - Illness Included

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:27:00 +0000

Weights, treadmills, TV,
Machines covered in disease;
much like Tommie Lee.

Office Workers

noreply@blogger.com (Prometheus) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:48:00 +0000

Hunt whales for answers,
Find them beached in the break room.
Just call me Ishmael.

l'État, c'est moi.

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:41:00 +0000

Perched atop my throne,
I am ruler absolute.
The Firm sponsored poop.

Golf

noreply@blogger.com (Prometheus) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:50:00 +0000

Play hooky from work
Tee time is at 9 am
Drunk by hole 7

Sex-itary

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:11:00 +0000

Low cut shirt: Green light.
Xerox tray incriminates.
Dipped her ink, High Five!

Productivity

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:58:00 +0000

-Mine Sweeper Guru-
Spider Solitaire: Four Suits.
Freecell just got Pwned!

Happy Hour

noreply@blogger.com (Master Splinter) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:37:00 +0000

I drink to forget.
Basketball-Sized-Liverburg,
population: me

Casual Fridays

noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Coover) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:57:00 +0000

Hawaiians shirt? YES!
Comfort is allowed today.
Color hides sorrow.