Unfortunately, my buddy is a Cub fan, but his wife is a White Sox fan.  They put several outfits on the little tike, and from what any normal (non-cubs) fan can tell, I think this is one VERY SMART KID!!!!  Enjoy

About 12 Old Styles

It’s safe to say that the Chicago Cubs aren’t contenders this year. Just wanted a quick post to recap some of the suckiness going on as of late. So the Cubs sit at 18.5 games behind the Reds for first place in the NL Central. Thank God for their Triple A affiliate, Pittsburgh Pirates, or the Cubbies would be in the cellar this year. The Pirates sit at 28 games behind so there is still chance our beloved Cubs can catch them for the cellar dwellar title of 2010. They just continue to lose, night after night. What an absolutely terrible team the 2010 Chicago Cubs are.

Cubs are Sellers

It became official a few weeks ago that the Cubs were sellers this year. 2010 is officially a waste of time for Cubs players, Cubs management and Cubs fans. They sold Theriot, Lilly and Fontenot all in the same week. Rumblings of Aramis getting traded are picking up. And today there are strong talks that Derrek Lee is getting traded to the Atlanta Braves. What a blessing for these guys to get out of that dumphole team and not have to play at Wrigley anymore. What a sentence of torture. So we’ll see what happens but I’d expect Lee and maybe Ramirez to be gone soon.

Who’s Fault?

So who’s fault is the 2010 season? We put up a small poll on the right asking if it’s more Jim Hendry’s faulth or Lou Piniella’s fault? What do you think? Take a minute and respond to our poll and we’ll bring the results to you later this week or next week.

Other chatter

• Our favorite Cub fan loser igEtmOney has been unbanned obviously.  He or she is back to their idiotic comments.  Be sure to get some humor and read his comments on all the latest posts.  It won’t be long before the ban continues for this Cubby fan.
• We need more stories, images, bloggers, jokes… Send your inquiries to webmaster@cubssuckclub.com
• We are in the early stages of creating a whole new line of “Cubs Suck Gear“.  Get excited!
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Go Whitesox, Cardinals, Brewers, Astros and whoever plays the freakin Cubs.

This poor dog! Even worse is the owner of this dog is a Cub hater! His daughter dressed up the dog in this nasty Chicago Cub gear whle he was gone. To quote the owner, “the hang dog look on my dog’s face pretty much sums up the whole Cubs’ shitperience.”

LOL. Very true. This dog looks sad and pissed about the Cubs gear. Wouldn’t you be? Thanks for the picture and remember if anyone else has something – send to webmaster@cubssuckclub.com

Chicago Cubs fans…. Your 2010 Cubs  season is melting slowly……………………

Anyone else have any Cub hating license plate pictures?  Send them to webmaster@cubssuckclub.com and we’ll get them posted!!!

With a cactus all the pricks are on the outside. ]]> http://www.cubssuckclub.com/cubs-suck-jokes/wrigley-field-cactus-joke/feed/ 0 http://www.cubssuckclub.com/cubs-suck-images/lou-piniella-fly-suckcessory/ http://www.cubssuckclub.com/cubs-suck-images/lou-piniella-fly-suckcessory/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:52:53 +0000 webmaster http://www.cubssuckclub.com/?p=957 Lou!  An argument with the umpire is never THAT important.  He forgets to zip up his fly in a recent rush to the ump to make an argument.  OOOPS.

First off, I do want to you about myself. I am from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I am a Brewer fan. I go to different baseball ballparks for my vacation. There are only four ballparks I have not been to. Those ballparks are San Francisco, Washington and both New York ballparks. However, I have been to the previous venues that these respective teams played at.

I wear the hats and t-shirts of the hame team in the city I am visiting. The only time I do not root for the home team is when the Brewers are in the town I am visiting.

I take an Amtrak train trip once a year to Chicago. I alternate Wrigley and U S Cellular each year. I do root for the White Sox. I rooted for the White Sox in the 2005 World Series. I would love to see a Brewer- White Sox World Series.

I wear the opponent’s shirt and hat every time I go to Wrigley. I have a hat and shirt for 29 of the 30 teams in baseball. The only team I do not have covered is the Cubs.

I HATE THE CUBS!!!!

I think Wrigley Field is a dump. There are only three ballparks that suck more than Wrigley. One of them is the Metrodome. This is the last year for that place. I believe that this is the best “fan” club I am joining.

Now for my story:

I was in St. Louis back in 2005 for a Cardinal-Cub game. I stopped off at a place called Show-Me’s near the Arch after the game. Show-Me’s is a version of Hooters with better food. I was wearing a t-shirt that said “Chokers since 1908″. The word Chokers had the big red Cubs C. “Cubs Suck!” was on the back. Mind you, beer has a big part of this story.

I was sitting at the bar and drinking a mug of Miller. Five Cub fans were sitting at a nearby table and one of them noticed my CUBS SUCK t-shirt. I will now put in order what happened.

Bub fan yells: Hey you.

I turn around.

Cub fan: Turn your shirt inside out.

Naturally, I blew him off.

Cub fan: Hey.

I turn around again.

Cub fan: I told you to turn you to turn your shirt inside out.

I blew him off once again.

Cub fan leaves his table and sits next to me.

Cub fan: I am not going to tell you again. Turn your shirt inside out.

I pick up my beer, drink the rest and slam my mug on top of the bar.

Now it is my turn to talk:

Me: The only thing I am going to turn inside out is you if you do not go back to your table and shut the f*** up.

His four buddies jump up. I pick up a bar stool. A rumble is about ready to happen.

A little waitress named Danielle runs to my side and is ready to back me up. Joel and Jay the managers run from behind the bar and toss all five out. I pound on the window and laugh at all five of them as they leave.

I bought Danielle a shot and the legend of my hatred for the Cubs had been established in St. Louis.

I have many more “Cubs Suck” stories for you. I think this is going to be a lot fun to share my stories with you. I am looking forward to hearing from you.

Mike “Ballpark” Gimler

P S Go Brewers!!!!