Cuppacinjoe: A Man of The Froth

Coffee Rations

2009-02-23T12:01:00.008-05:00

Cuppa Joe's Dynamic Dancer!

2008-05-25T09:37:00.002-04:00

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Strange Counting

2008-05-19T21:23:00.003-04:00

Strange Counting

A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leaped off of the roof thus far.

His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside.

He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

Crappy Coffee

2008-04-11T12:16:00.003-04:00

Crappy Coffee

My friend, Steve, has an unusually (un~) appetizing post about a very special kind of coffee over at his blog, My Pointless.

I like coffee just like those of you who read this blog, but hey, I think they'd have to pay me to drink that stuff. What do you think?

Now that would be the first time you'd ever hear a coffee connoisseur say, "Mmmmm...now that's goooood...errrr............coffee!"

CuppaJoe's MadLibs

2008-03-27T11:01:00.003-04:00

CuppaJoe's MadLibs

Job Cover Letter

I am qualified for this job because I'm clever. I got a college education at CuppacinJoe's CoffeeHouse and I majored in friends. I consider myself very smart because I'm coffee~savvy. I'll be working to support my wife and our three huge families. I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and 1 million dollars a year.

I have experience using introverted chickens and creamer. I have a meticulous attitude that makes me good for singing. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most precise candidate for this job.

Sincerely,

CuppacinJoe

Source: http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi

Sled~Riding Chicken

2008-03-10T07:24:00.008-04:00

Sled~Riding Chicken

When this story came on the national news this morning I couldn't resist sharing it at Cuppacinjoe's.

It's amazing what some chickens will do to get on TV! Better than flying and certainly better than frying.

I immediately thought of my Buddy,Speedcat when I saw it, and even though Speedcat's Wordless Chicken Tuesdays is no longer happening, I had to resurrect it today, a Monday, for all you fans of chicken, and sledding and Speedcat and fun. It's the right day, any day, for a smile.

So grab your cuppa joe and watch this!

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Pat O'Bryan: Featured Artist at CuppacinJoe's

2008-02-20T13:20:00.017-05:00

Here at CuppacinJoe's we have added a "Featured Artist" at the top of the page for your listening enjoyment. I'm pleased to introduce you to Mr. Pat O'Bryan! Pat's bold, progressive and upbeat musical style is sure to invigorate you and rock your socks off.

Pat O'Bryan is a multi~talented musician, author of one of my favorite book's, Your Portable Empire: How To Make Money Anywhere While Doing What You Love, coach, mentor, successful entrepreneur, and down~to~earth, really nice guy!

Feel free to visit him at his blog or his main website, www.patobryan.com and tell him Cuppa Joe sent you ;-)

Enjoy!

Pat O'Bryan
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A Chocolate Man For Valentine's Day

2008-02-13T16:30:00.010-05:00

A Chocolate Man For Valentine's Day

A chocolate man could be the best Valentine's gift ever for you unattached females out there! And then again, guys, if you were a chocolate man, just imagine all the love and affection you'd be getting.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Super Tuesday Wordless Chicken

2008-02-05T11:39:00.000-05:00

Speedcat Hollydale Page

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Hot Coffee Bachelor

2008-02-03T16:32:00.000-05:00

Hot Coffee Bachelor

No mugs? Noooo problem!

There's an answer to every challenge, as this bachelor already knows....

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Wordless Chicken Tuesday

2008-01-29T18:30:00.000-05:00

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Wordless Chicken Tuesday

2008-01-23T07:44:00.000-05:00

"Rubber Chicken Does The Conch Republic"

A Little Help Along The Way

2008-01-21T20:50:00.000-05:00

A Little Help Along The Way

We all could use a little help now and again. Coffee. It's a comfort thing.

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Wordless Chicken Tuesday

2008-01-15T21:28:00.001-05:00

Funny Videos

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Coffee Addict

2008-01-13T18:54:00.000-05:00

Coffee Addict

Are you addicted to coffee?
Do you grind your teeth as well as your coffee beans?
Is your favorite fragrance something called "Fresh...Brewed"?

Do you sleep with a travel mug on your nightstand for those middle of the night cravings?

(c) 2008 Robin Lee Sardini

My friend,Steve, sent me the link to this little test. How addicted to coffee are you?

I am 79% Addicted to Coffee

Looking for payday loan?

Go ahead, take the coffee quiz!

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Coffee Buzz

2008-01-07T00:13:00.001-05:00

Coffee Buzz

If you drink a lot of coffee, do it first thing in the morning so you can....

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And then you'll have the rest of the day to relax and apologize ;-)

Cuppa...Joe's Coffee Friends Are Geniuses

2007-11-13T18:06:00.000-05:00

Cuppa...Joe's Coffee Friends Are Geniuses

I thought you'd all be happy to hear that everybody who can read this blog is a Genius! Well, that's according to The Blog Readability Test, but I already knew that about you.

Is it the coffee that makes us so smart? Cuppa..Joe thinks so, and he's one of the smartest people I know.

You can test your blog's readability now, too.

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Enjoy!

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What Kind of Coffee Are You?

2007-11-13T13:15:00.000-05:00

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Are you an espresso, black coffee, frappacino?

This says I am a frappacino but my need for caffeine doesn't jive with this assessment. Yes, I love putting International Delight French Vanilla coffee creamer in to sweeten my cuppa joe, but I need that cup to get my day off to a great start...and you?

You Are a Frappacino

At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern

At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent

You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet

Your caffeine addiction level: low

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

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Real Men...Pour Coffee

2007-10-29T13:25:00.000-04:00

Real Men...Pour Coffee

There clip is from Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" collection at Jim and Lynnettes's Fun Times Guide. Scroll down to the bottom of the page. It's called "Mr. Fancy-Coffee-Shop-Coffee-Pourer"

Laugh out loud today!

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The Caffeine Addicts

2007-10-29T12:48:00.000-04:00

Caffeine Addict's Quiz

by Chris Gahan

Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is caffeine. ADD takes the lives of millions of Americans, hundreds of Canadians, and a handful of Ugandans every year. If that doesn't scare you, let's just say that you are more susceptible than anyone else. YES, YOU! If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to Starbucks could be FATAL. The following series of Yes/No questions will allow us to determine your Addiction Factor(TM). Keep track of the number of Yes and No
answers you get and chart yourself at the end. Remember: Prevention is the best medicine. Or was it laughter? Either way, read on.

1.Do you use coffee to escape from your problems?

2.Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it's easier?

3.Have you ever woken up in a puddle of your own coffee?

4.Do you find that it's easier to drink more coffee than go to sleep?

5.a) Have you ever drunk cold coffee?
b) Right out of the pot?

6.Do you spend more than 20% of your income on coffee and/or coffee-related products?

7.Does your coffee cup resemble a beer stein?

8.Has anyone ever told you that you "have a problem"?

9.Do you need coffee:
a) ...to get up in the morning?
b) ...to get out of bed?
c) ...to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?

10.Do you own a "Coffee Helmet"? (For the culturally ignorant, a coffee helmet is a hat with coffee-cups attached to it and a straw coming out of each cup leading to the mouth, used for hands-free drinking.)

11.Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you "Ona mac towanda" (Smells-like-coffee)?

12.Does your doctor measure your heartbeat on the Richter scale as well as by its frequency?

13.Have you ever sold personal or other people's possessions just to get your fix for the day?

14.Does the phrase "swiss water decaffeinated" strike terror into your heart?

15.a) Do you have a coffee maker in more than one room of your house?
b) ...in more than five?
c) ...in your bathroom?

16.a) Do the people at Second Cup refuse do give you free coffee cards anymore?
b) ...because you're wearing out their hole-punch?
c) ...and it's bad for the environment?

17.Do you grind your own coffee?

18.Do you grow your own coffee?

19.Have you ever been fired from a job because you're "drinking their profits"?

20.a) Do you know Juan Valdez?
b) ...and his donkey?
c) ...intimately?

21.Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you hear dripping water?

22.a) Is sleep a hobby of yours?
b)that you don't like?
c)because it's too frustrating?

Addiction Factor(TM) Response Ratio
Yes | No Analysis
20-22 | 0-2 You are a well-rounded member of society with a love for life and you are very wise.

17-19 | 3-5 You are a slightly jagged member of society, life's okay but it could be better and you are relatively naive.

0-16 | 6-22 What are you, some kinda nature-freak tree-hugger!? Coffee's not good enough for you, huh? Here, have some more TOFU! How about some ALFALFA TEA?!?

courtesy of The Humor Bin

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Do You Speak Coffee?

2007-10-21T21:44:00.000-04:00

Do You Speak Coffee?

Everyone knows that coffee has a language all its own. If you've ever been to a coffee shop you know what I mean. But how would you like to be greeted like this?....

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Never Drink Black Coffee at Lunch

2007-10-17T12:29:00.000-04:00

"Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon." ~ Jilly Cooper

Free Pictures from myspace.drewpydraws.com

Free Pictures from myspace.drewpydraws.com

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When A Friend Cares Enough To Send The Very Best

2007-10-15T13:10:00.000-04:00

When A Friend Cares Enough To Send The Very Best

I got this very funny Hallmark eCard the other day from my friend, Steve, a.k.a. "friendinME", from MyBlogLog Community.

You can see his smiling face here often in My Coffee Cloister. You can click to go to his profile or go directly to his self-described "blog of pointless stuff" here.

Since it's a Hallmark card I've included the link to it here.

Just drag the coffee pot over to those crazy little coffee fiends and see what happens! LOL! Make sure your speakers are turned on.

Here's another great cartoon Steve sent me to share with you. That about says it all!

Enjoy!

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Heyyyyy, How You Doin'?

2007-10-08T15:13:00.000-04:00

Heyyyyy, How You Doin'?

Joey wants to know. Ya know what I mean?

Have a seat. No..sit down.

You wanna cappucino? Sure ya do!

Have good day.

More Graphics at pYzam.com

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See You Tomorrow Same Time, Same Place

2007-10-06T10:20:00.000-04:00

Ooooh can you feeeel it now? Zzzzzzippy!

K, then, see you tomorrow same time, same place ;-)

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