Curvy Lens

"Disorder in the American Courts"!

2012-01-22T13:00:00.000-08:00

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS   : He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS   : Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

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ATTORNEY : How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS : By death.
ATTORNEY : And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS : Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS   : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS    : If not, he was by the time I finished.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS    : Are you shitting me?

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS   : Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS    : None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS    : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS   : All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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NEXT: Humor --> Grandma in Court

When Life Deals a Blow

2012-01-22T10:45:00.000-08:00

           When was the last time life dealt you a blow? Did it hurt?

           Did you ever think that you were the only one on this entire planet who was hurting the most? How did you handle that?

           Every now and then, we all feel that a lot of the unpleasant situations that you and I had to face in life, were unjust and unfair, that we deserved better, that we hadn't done anything wrong and yet were punished. With these thoughts in mind, let's watch the video below.

How many people on this earth are lagging behind him in terms of success? And how did this man achieve success without having four limbs that you and I have?

How did this man find peace when life dealt him such a blow?!

Reducing Blind Spots - An Excellent Tip for Car Owners

2012-01-20T18:51:00.000-08:00

The trick is in how one adjusts the side view mirrors of a car. You would think that it is way too simple to adjust the two side view mirrors. Yoou might even rhetorically ask, "Is there anybody who doesn't know how to do this simple thing !". Well, believe it or not, the correct answer is that most people don't!
Whether you own a brand new car or an old one, whether it is a U.S. made vehicle, or Japanese made, or German or Korean, adjusting the side view mirrors is actually quite simple but not the way you and I have been doing it.
If we did it properly, we would have significantly reduced the "blind-spot" area.
Watch the less than 2-minute video, learn the proper way to do it yourself and then teach others!

How NOT to Fill Tanks

2012-01-15T13:16:00.000-08:00

Many of us are not aware that the Gas pump has a return pipe-line . When the gas (petrol) tank (in the car) reaches full level, there is a mechanism to trigger off the pump latch and at the same time a return-valve is opened (at the top of the pump station) to allow excess gas to flow back into the sump. But the return gasoline has already pass through the meter, meaning you are donating the gas back.

Do Not Pump Full Tank Of Gas ( Petrol )
NEXT: Tips and Tricks --> Gas Mileage: 40 MPG is the New 30

The Girl That I Disliked ...

2012-01-13T00:10:00.000-08:00

I am surprised at myself that I am putting Tishma up on my blog page. This is the girl (read: artist) that I pretty much disliked very much. However, watching this video, it appears that she is on her way to be maturing. I wish her all the best.

I really enjoyed the next video music very much, specially after my last visit to Dhaka in 2011. I would like to give you a fair warning though -this song is a bit funky :-)

Tishma Bio

Tishma was born in a family that loved both music and travelling. As a child, she travelled to many different countries including the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Greece, Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, Bosnia, Macedonia. It is because of her extensive traveling, from a very early age, she was exposed to many kinds of music and cultures.

She spent a large part of her childhood in Europe, and began her education in Camberly, UK. She has studied Western Classical Music under the Board of Royal Schools of Music, London, and has studied Indian classical music under different Ustads including Ustad Akhtar Sadmani, Shampa Reza and Ustad Shonjib De. She has also received training in Rabindra Sangeet from Anupam Barua of Shantiniketan. Currently, she is studying Indian classical music under Ustad Shonjib De.

Being a true musical pioneer, Tishma has introduced many “firsts” in Bangla music. She is the first female music composer, music director and music arranger in Bangladesh. Besides composing, devloping tracks and even writing songs, she also plays many musical instruments including piano, guitar, keyboards. She is the singer and song writer of the first original English song ever released in Bangladesh by a female artist. She is also the first Bengali female rapper. She introduced many other genres of music to Bangladesh including R&B, soul, funk and more.

Tishma is not just the pop queen of Bangladesh, she is also a brilliant student. In both her O levels and A levels, she received a record-breaking number of A’s [in one sitting, 9 A's in O levels and 5 A's in A levels]. She is currently studying Electronics and Telecommunications Engineering at North South University in Dhaka, where she commands the highest CGPA holder in her department.
(from Tishma's Blog at Wordpress.com)

Just for Laughter

2012-01-10T12:55:00.000-08:00

Couples

Q. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A. It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Lawyer

Lawyer : "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man."
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

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Lawyer : "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."

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Lawyer : "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer : "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Lawyer : "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"

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Divorce court judge to husband: "Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."
Husband: "That's very fair,your honor. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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Next --> Grandma in Court

Killer Anagrams!

2012-01-09T05:32:00.000-08:00

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