Cute Animals. Bad Dates.

It’s been a great couple of years making fun of bad online...

Tue, 16 Sep 2014 09:42:19 -0400

It’s been a great couple of years making fun of bad online dating profiles, everyone, but it’s time to call it a day. So long, and thanks for all the snark.

That’s my dealbreaker too, dude. Isn’t it...

Tue, 29 Jul 2014 09:30:12 -0400

That’s my dealbreaker too, dude. Isn’t it everyone’s?

Maybe we’re angry because you don’t use...

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 10:29:10 -0400

Maybe we’re angry because you don’t use punctuation.

Also relevant. I wonder what an alot of angry feminists would look like?

It’s an indication of how far my standards have fallen...

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 09:00:19 -0400

It’s an indication of how far my standards have fallen that I’m just impressed he didn’t spell it “Satin.”

Next!

Sat, 19 Jul 2014 09:30:22 -0400

Next!

Right, so either you’re into domination, or you were...

Fri, 18 Jul 2014 09:30:19 -0400

Right, so either you’re into domination, or you were knighted by the Queen of England. In which case, you should really take another look at the rules of capitalization.

Ok, I will enlighten you. When you say “None of the women...

Fri, 18 Jul 2014 08:54:03 -0400

Ok, I will enlighten you. When you say “None of the women on here can be honest with themselves or anyone else,” and complain about being ignored because you are a “good man,” that is not “speaking honestly.” That’s being a dick.

Not sure what is more alarming: the actual fedora, or the...

Thu, 17 Jul 2014 11:45:11 -0400

Not sure what is more alarming: the actual fedora, or the self-consciously precious use of “‘tis."

Oh, is THAT what swimming teachers do?

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 10:15:48 -0400

Oh, is THAT what swimming teachers do?

Thanks for your kind offer. I respectfully decline.

Thu, 12 Jun 2014 13:57:48 -0400

Thanks for your kind offer. I respectfully decline.

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Wed, 04 Jun 2014 13:01:00 -0400

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I just did a quick archives search and learned that apparently I...

Tue, 03 Jun 2014 12:59:00 -0400

I just did a quick archives search and learned that apparently I think toads, frogs, and turtles are inherently misogynist MRA douchebags. Sorry for stereotyping you, little green guys.

Captain America was one of the first kokeshi dolls I drew when I...

Tue, 13 May 2014 11:53:00 -0400

Captain America was one of the first kokeshi dolls I drew when I started this project last summer. Pretty geeked that I finally have the Avengers assembled. Available as prints, cards, stickers, t-shirts, kids’ shirts, pillows, totes, clocks, etc.

Society6 store

Redbubble store

And of course, you can always purchase Cute Animal, Bad Date cards at Zazzle.

Dudes who judge women on their percentage of essential and...

Mon, 12 May 2014 10:53:00 -0400

Dudes who judge women on their percentage of essential and storage body fat are dicks. Can’t even joke about it.

Such selflessness.

Wed, 30 Apr 2014 11:42:33 -0400

Such selflessness.

This is one of those cases where you really can’t claim...

Wed, 23 Apr 2014 10:01:31 -0400

This is one of those cases where you really can’t claim irony to get out of being racist. Sorry.

Nothing wrong with working out. Everything wrong with talking...

Mon, 21 Apr 2014 10:48:00 -0400

Nothing wrong with working out. Everything wrong with talking about bicep curls in your online dating profile. Sorry, kitty.

The milk’s gone bad!

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 11:12:41 -0400

The milk’s gone bad!

I’ll be right over.

Tue, 08 Apr 2014 13:12:28 -0400

I’ll be right over.

He’s actually proof that some people will tell themselves...

Thu, 03 Apr 2014 10:44:00 -0400

He’s actually proof that some people will tell themselves anything in order to convince themselves that their lack of romantic success isn’t about them personally.