Being six-foot-four, I felt complimented when an Ashley Judd lookalike once said to me:  "You remind me of a tall drink of water."
   Was flattered until she added, "Tasteless."  [more]

Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 9 Feb 2010

At least now know the first-term governor of New York is qualified to hold office. [more]

Author: Sean Lee
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 9 Feb 2010

Toyota's problems are widespread and scary! Everyone is frightened!
I got in a friend's Prius the other day and, when he turned the ignition on, the voice in the navigation unit started reciting the Rosary. [more]

Author: Dasher
Category: News
Keywords: automobiles
Added: Tue, 9 Feb 2010

I had a falling out with my skydiving instructor. [more]

Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: get off my back
Added: Tue, 9 Feb 2010

Toyota announces solution to the Prius brake problem by simply
renaming car the Pius.... You still won’t stop and you will still die...but you are
guaranteed going to Heaven. [more]

Author: Ian Sanetee
Category: News
Keywords: toyota prius
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

In an effort to curb alcoholism, the UK has banned drinking games. The move is also modeled to encourage weight loss, as it’s impossible to eat British food sober. [more]

Author: Matthew Wilding
Category: News
Keywords: alcoholic british uk fat food
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

 According to a recent study, drinking beer is good for a person’s bones.   One group exempted from this study- drunk snowboarders. [more]

Author: Erik Bronsten
Category: Weird
Keywords: beer bones
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

The US military now has morning after pills available at all health facilities. So you can get them in a desert in Afghanistan, but maybe not in western Massachusetts.  [more]

Author: Matthew Wilding
Category: News
Keywords: plan b morning after afghanistan
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

The Prius has been added to the list of Toyota vehicles with faulty gas pedals that make the car speed out of control. The upside is you can’t even hear the Prius crash.  [more]

Author: Matthew Wilding
Category: News
Keywords: toyota recall gas prius
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

President Obama has called for a bipartisan healthcare summit. Democrats are expected to give into some Republican demands, which Republicans are expected to suddenly oppose.  [more]

Author: Matthew Wilding
Category: Political
Keywords: republicans democrats obama healthcare
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

The FBI is reviewing a John Edwards sex tape that was turned over by a former Edwards aide this week. Authorities are hoping to gleam from the tape whether or not the former Presidential candidate is a two pump chump.  [more]

Author: Matthew Wilding
Category: Political
Keywords: john edwards sex tape fbi quickie
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

UFC is releasing a new video game, thrilling all the UFC fans who are in good enough shape to only play video games. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

A 13-year-old quarterback has signed a letter of intent with USC. He would have made a statement, but his voice kept cracking. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

Dutch authorities have officially banned beastiality in the Netherlands. Bad news for HornyHorses.com. Great news for HorseFacedSingles.net.  [more]

Author: Matthew Wilding
Category: News
Keywords: internet foreign dutch beastiality europe
Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010

If you ever want to know who loves you the most, between your wife and your dog, here is a sure fire way to find out:
Take them both for a ride in your car. Then, when you get to your destination, lock both of them in the trunk for an hour and see which one is happiest to see you when you come back. [more]

Author: Dave M
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Mon, 8 Feb 2010