DailyComedy.com Featured Jokes http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/ http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/dclogo_xmlfeed.jpg DailyComedy.com http://www.DailyComedy.com/ 54 89 The latest Featured jokes courtesy of DailyComedy.com Dan Berry <![CDATA[Rihanna Talks About Love]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/0VS4RmZRIOE/22222 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22222/#comment Entertainment

In an interview with “Good Morning America” on Thursday,
singer Rihanna discussed domestic violence and her relationship with Chris
Brown, saying: “Forget about love... Love is so blind.”
Yeah it is! Especially when your eyes are black and blue and
swollen shut!  [more]


Author: Dan Berry
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: rihanna chris brown celebrities
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22222 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:36:18 -0700 Rihanna, Chris Brown, Celebrities Dan Berry http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22222 Dan Berry <![CDATA[Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/FqvgkW_I53Y/22221 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22221/#comment Entertainment

During an appearance on “Larry King Live”, singer/awful
actress Mariah Carey revealed that she was “emotionally abused” in a past
relationship.
That’s funny... I said the same thing after seeing “Glitter”.  [more]


Author: Dan Berry
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mariah carey music movies relationships crime celebs
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22221 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:34:33 -0700 Mariah Carey, Music, Movies, Relationships, Crime, Celebs Dan Berry http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22221 bix brillo <![CDATA[horsin' around]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/VTHpeCYwfkU/22217 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22217/#comment Weird

...a man who had sex with a horse was sentenced to 3 years in prison.  Man denied doing anything wrong and insists that he and the horse had a stable relationship.  [more]


Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: sex animals crime prison relationships
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22217 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:16:33 -0700 sex, animals, crime, prison, relationships bix brillo http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22217 Frank James <![CDATA[STARK REALIZATION]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/jGnWTfe_Ozc/22215 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22215/#comment Weird

   While brutishly pursuing an attractive American secretary in his employ, one US-based foreign oil executive behaved in an openly inappropriate manner.
   Eventually, the arrogant tycoon was successfully sued for over $6 million; allowing him to perceive, for the first time, the high price of "crude."    [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22215 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:52:41 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22215 Gary B. <![CDATA[Yankees victory parade]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/vMPiQnzPJc0/22214 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214/#comment Sports

 New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today.  Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Sports
Keywords: new york mets
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:45:24 -0700 New York Mets Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Crazy Spin]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/2d_zUK9A-z8/22213 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22213/#comment Entertainment

A man had a major heart attack at a ping pong tournament.Fortunately, they were able to get the paddles on him very quickly.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: crazy spin
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22213 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:35:05 -0700 Crazy Spin Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22213 Gary B. <![CDATA[Conservative slams Sesame Street for trashing Fox News]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/HJpcxUS2lq8/22212 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212/#comment Entertainment

In related news, Barack Obama announced he will increase funding for PBS and will appoint Elmo as his new media czar. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sesame street obama
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:29:43 -0700 Sesame Street Obama Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212 Gary B. <![CDATA[Bar Funds for China-Backed Wind Farm, Senator Says]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/jW8mO8gC1P0/22211 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22211/#comment Political

The Obama administration should bar a $1.5 billion wind-farm project in Texas from receiving U.S. government stimulus funds because most of the power turbines would be made in China, Senator Charles Schumer said.   I say build the wind-farm in DC and power it with all the hot air coming from Congress.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: congress
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22211 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 04:00:08 -0700 Congress Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22211 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Garbage Time]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/wtkBa5F24qM/22209 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22209/#comment Sports

The New York Mets will be participating in the Yankees Word Series parade.They will be removing trash from the streets,for their only sweep of the season.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Sports
Keywords: garbage time
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22209 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 03:43:58 -0700 Garbage Time Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22209 Gary B. <![CDATA[SKorean woman passes driver's exam on 950th try]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/XUI3d-g9au0/22205 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22205/#comment Weird

Coincidentally, 950 is also the average number of tries for a typical Florida driver. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: florida
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22205 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 02:33:20 -0700 Florida Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22205 Neil Berliner <![CDATA["Over the Limit"]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/jas49LsLj34/22204 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22204/#comment Entertainment

Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role  in the film "Precious".  When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!" [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: larry king
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22204 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 23:57:34 -0700 Larry King Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22204 PJ Brown <![CDATA[Myspace e-mail]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/9iy8UPvfIiE/22200 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22200/#comment Blogs

I got an e-mail urging me to see what my friends are doing on Myspace. I just found out my friends and I have no life. [more]


Author: PJ Brown
Category: Blogs
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22200 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 16:07:08 -0700 PJ Brown http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22200 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Kings Sign Udoka]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/jGzix2ySGqI/22198 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22198/#comment Sports

The 1-4 Sacramento Kings signed forward Ime Udoka. They should be 2-9 in no time. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22198 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:16:28 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22198 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Al Davis Confronts Cable]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/iJ5Oy3eNgdc/22196 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22196/#comment Sports

Raiders owner Al Davis finally confronted Tom Cable about his violent past. We're expecting Davis to recover any day now. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22196 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:15:53 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22196 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Yankees Win!]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokes/~3/CbPJB49CABo/22194 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22194/#comment Sports

The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series title. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22194 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:14:38 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22194