DailyComedy.com Entertainment Jokes http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/entertainment http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/dclogo_xmlfeed.jpg DailyComedy.com http://www.DailyComedy.com/ 54 89 The latest Entertainment jokes courtesy of DailyComedy.com Jerry Wolski <![CDATA[The Flake Shake]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/iO5n3LEZVeQ/22571 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22571/#comment Entertainment

Michael Jackson's sister La Toya has created a milkshake in honor of her late brother for a local shop in L.A. The shake starts out chocolate, gets nutty then turns vanilla. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: michael jackson toya milkshake l.a
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22571 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:43:37 -0700 Michael Jackson,La Toya,milkshake L.A Jerry Wolski http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22571 Vince LiFonti <![CDATA[The Oprah Calender]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/0legrn0DccE/22569 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22569/#comment Entertainment

Oprah has announced today that her show will be ending in September of 2011...or 15 months earlier than the Mayans predicted. [more]


Author: Vince LiFonti
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: oprah mayan calander
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22569 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:06:38 -0700 Oprah, Mayan Calander Vince LiFonti http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22569 Rick Gilstrap <![CDATA[New Moon...lol]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/9nzgBK87FMc/22558 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22558/#comment Entertainment

 NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!" [more]


Author: Rick Gilstrap
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: new moon twilight vampire werewolf
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22558 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:51:31 -0700 new moon, twilight, vampire, werewolf Rick Gilstrap http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22558 Chris Wiley <![CDATA[McDonalds]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/ItnsXZWGBUI/22555 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22555/#comment Entertainment

I went into Mc donalds the other day  and theve got all this mc cafe shit, mc cafe le cafe
im like, really? thats what kids want now?  A fucken fritatta and a latte?
I guess its all just money at the end of the day tho, but i mean couldnt you come up with something better then a fucken cafe? seriously? you are a multi billion dollar company and your idea is to put another food outlet...in your..... food.... outlet? wtf
Personally my idea.....Mcwhore house..im serious,it would work, just dont get confused about where you are,thats all im saying... walk up to the madaam and order a quater pounder with cheese, cause ull end uop with an anorexic chick with thrush sitting on ya face  [more]


Author: Chris Wiley
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22555 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:17:06 -0700 Chris Wiley http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22555 Chris Wiley <![CDATA[Nintendo Wii]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/eq5uXppLMtE/22551 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22551/#comment Entertainment

What have we done to our kids tho seriously?, things were alot different when i was growing up, Fast food is now healthy, video games now have fucken fitness programmes, have you seen that shit. Wii Fit.got this fucken board that you stand on and it tells you how fat you are...wow, thanks...im glad i bought this game.
Seriously dont buy this game for your girlfriends if you EVER want to get laid again. Here you go honey its fun,stand on this..calculating body mass....Oh wow you got.... the high... score...yaaaaaaaay :s ..the couch?....ok :(.  [more]


Author: Chris Wiley
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22551 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:13:48 -0700 Chris Wiley http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22551 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Lenotype]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/DZhZlDyvGko/22550 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22550/#comment Entertainment

Oprah Winfrey will be ending her show in 2011.Which means she's moving into the 10 PM slot.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: lenotype
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22550 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:00:52 -0700 Lenotype Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22550 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Against The Grain]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/yR-6cazUJ4Q/22548 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22548/#comment Entertainment

There is a severe shortage of Eggo Waffles,due to excesive rain and listeria bacteria.Although,I suppose you could close your eyes and munch on some Legos. [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: against grain
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22548 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:25:19 -0700 Against The Grain Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22548 Jon-O <![CDATA[I know what you are thinking]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/dgzxtP5GU9c/22541 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22541/#comment Entertainment

I know what you are thinking ... Youre thinking great another comic who thinks they're Clairvoyant!  [more]


Author: Jon-O
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: funny clairvoyant thinking jon-o comedy joke
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22541 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:46:26 -0700 Funny, Clairvoyant, Thinking, Jon-O, Comedy, Joke Jon-O http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22541 bix brillo <![CDATA[Susan Boyle]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/Ybpd9kw8JiI/22535 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22535/#comment Entertainment

...British singer Susan Boyle claims she was bullied and beaten as a child.  And she still has the ugly stick to prove it.    [more]


Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: susan boyle american idol childhood
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22535 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:07:57 -0700 Susan Boyle, American Idol, childhood bix brillo http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22535 Tom Snow <![CDATA[Statistics]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/KHsN7a-6DqU/22534 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22534/#comment Entertainment

 According to The National Education Forum, 90 out of 100 teachers believe that fraction reduction is a critical math skill. [more]


Author: Tom Snow
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22534 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:33:40 -0700 Tom Snow http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22534 Gary B. <![CDATA[Nicole Richie is hospitalized for pneumonia]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/9CqccO9MQEk/22528 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22528/#comment Entertainment

Richie was visited by her friend Paris Hilton who coincidentally has also spent lots of time flat on her back. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: nicole richie
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22528 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:39:31 -0700 Nicole Richie Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22528 Gary B. <![CDATA[Johnny Depp named People's "sexiest man alive"]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/ITObWORcHJY/22526 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22526/#comment Entertainment

And Larry King was named "sexiest man not alive." [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: larry king johnny depp
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22526 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:57:30 -0700 Larry King Johnny Depp Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22526 Scot Marinick <![CDATA[Wright Brothers Baffling Inspirtation To Build Airplane]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/qjqTwrVdB90/22511 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22511/#comment Entertainment

 Wilbur and Orville Wright inventers of one of the first airplanes. Shown are the brothers before they even thought of building an airplane. Their inspiration to conceive of the idea baffles them both. [more]


Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: wright brothers and airplane invention
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22511 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:19:00 -0700 Wright Brothers and airplane invention Scot Marinick http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22511 Chris Martin <![CDATA[I'm not going to see "2012"]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/HZPCxDCWG_A/22502 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22502/#comment Entertainment

I'm waiting for the sequel. [more]


Author: Chris Martin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: 2012 movie disaster blockbuster apocalypse world ends
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22502 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:44:14 -0700 2012,movie,disaster,blockbuster,apocalypse,world,ends Chris Martin http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22502 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Fat Of The Land]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/j-61BBctMn8/22501 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22501/#comment Entertainment

People are so obese,the earth has been thrown out of it's orbit.It is now revolving around a huge Krispy Kreme donut. [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: fat land
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22501 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:38:08 -0700 Fat Of The Land Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22501