DailyComedy.com Entertainment Jokes http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/entertainment http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/dclogo_xmlfeed.jpg DailyComedy.com http://www.DailyComedy.com/ 54 89 The latest Entertainment jokes courtesy of DailyComedy.com PJ Brown <![CDATA[Paranormal Activity]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/0WhA0QSWoNQ/22244 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22244/#comment Entertainment

I just saw the film Paranormal Activity. Man, it was scarier than the ticket prices!
In the film, a young couple are haunted by what they believe to be a demon. But here's the twist- it's a creditor.
At one point, the male lead gets macho about how he's not letting a demon mess with his girl. Really? What'cha gonna do? Jump him outside a bar with 5 of your buddies?
  [more]


Author: PJ Brown
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Sat, 7 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22244 Sat, 7 Nov 2009 08:04:22 -0700 PJ Brown http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22244 JLH <![CDATA[MICKEY GONE WILD]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/BLWTsBdDhNo/22233 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22233/#comment Entertainment

So
yeah..... the new Mickey Mouse look they've made for the upcoming Wii game....makes him look
like he's on a  2-day bender and is looking for an 8-ball at 3:00AM [more]


Author: JLH
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mickey mouse wii video games jlh jon law hastings
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22233 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 21:44:54 -0700 Mickey Mouse Wii Video Games JLH Jon Law Hastings JLH http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22233 Dan Berry <![CDATA[Rihanna Talks About Love]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/0VS4RmZRIOE/22222 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22222/#comment Entertainment

In an interview with “Good Morning America” on Thursday,
singer Rihanna discussed domestic violence and her relationship with Chris
Brown, saying: “Forget about love... Love is so blind.”
Yeah it is! Especially when your eyes are black and blue and
swollen shut!  [more]


Author: Dan Berry
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: rihanna chris brown celebrities
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22222 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:36:18 -0700 Rihanna, Chris Brown, Celebrities Dan Berry http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22222 Dan Berry <![CDATA[Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/FqvgkW_I53Y/22221 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22221/#comment Entertainment

During an appearance on “Larry King Live”, singer/awful
actress Mariah Carey revealed that she was “emotionally abused” in a past
relationship.
That’s funny... I said the same thing after seeing “Glitter”.  [more]


Author: Dan Berry
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mariah carey music movies relationships crime celebs
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22221 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:34:33 -0700 Mariah Carey, Music, Movies, Relationships, Crime, Celebs Dan Berry http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22221 Gary B. <![CDATA[Sesame Street celebrates 40th anniversary]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/gGbdF-RMq5E/22218 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22218/#comment Entertainment

Sadly, some of the show's characters are getting a little long in the tooth.  For example, Big Bird is now wearing feather plugs.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sesame street big birds
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22218 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:26:07 -0700 Sesame Street Big Birds Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22218 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Crazy Spin]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/2d_zUK9A-z8/22213 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22213/#comment Entertainment

A man had a major heart attack at a ping pong tournament.Fortunately, they were able to get the paddles on him very quickly.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: crazy spin
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22213 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:35:05 -0700 Crazy Spin Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22213 Gary B. <![CDATA[Conservative slams Sesame Street for trashing Fox News]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/HJpcxUS2lq8/22212 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212/#comment Entertainment

In related news, Barack Obama announced he will increase funding for PBS and will appoint Elmo as his new media czar. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sesame street obama
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:29:43 -0700 Sesame Street Obama Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212 Neil Berliner <![CDATA["Over the Limit"]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/jas49LsLj34/22204 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22204/#comment Entertainment

Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role  in the film "Precious".  When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!" [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: larry king
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22204 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 23:57:34 -0700 Larry King Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22204 Neil Berliner <![CDATA["Drink Up"]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/-8bsPNDWDHc/22203 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22203/#comment Entertainment

On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!   [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mariah carey
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22203 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 23:45:51 -0700 Mariah Carey Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22203 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Resident Aliens]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/ws0iQrtfAtc/22190 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22190/#comment Entertainment

Kate Gosselin and her children are ready to move on with their lives. They will appear in the new tv series V,in an episode called V8 + Kate.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: resident aliens
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22190 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 13:12:36 -0700 Resident Aliens Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22190 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Sweet Smell Of Success]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/BxaMeRWYeUA/22182 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22182/#comment Entertainment

I'm a very big fan of windmills and wind energy.I think Congress should pass a really strong wind act.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sweet smell success
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22182 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 03:18:26 -0700 Sweet Smell Of Success Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22182 Chris Martin <![CDATA[Comcast may buy NBC]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/KALJmyXPAzw/22180 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22180/#comment Entertainment

This means "30 Rock" may air sometime between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. [more]


Author: Chris Martin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: 30 rock nbc comcast television air network cable company
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22180 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 21:06:16 -0700 30 Rock,NBC,Comcast,television,air,network,cable,company Chris Martin http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22180 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[1923]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/I7uBTyiGTIA/22176 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22176/#comment Entertainment

My dad reminds me of Charlton Heston sometimes.Pry the tv remote... out of my cold,dead hands. [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: 1923
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22176 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 17:12:03 -0700 1923 Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22176 Neil Berliner <![CDATA[New Big Reality Show!]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/-VIxYi3ESdY/22153 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22153/#comment Entertainment

Kirstie Alley will be rewarded with yet another reality show, for 2010.  She's almost there; she weighed in today at 2007 and 3/4. [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: kirstie alley
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22153 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 12:04:53 -0700 Kirstie Alley Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22153 Dan Berry <![CDATA[Nicole Kidman Admits To Doing ‘Strange Sexual Stuff’]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesEntertainment/~3/OWTGH8nKlWI/22151 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22151/#comment Entertainment

In the latest issue of British GQ, actress Nicole Kidman
reveals that she’s done some “strange sexual stuff”... like marrying Tom Cruise.  [more]


Author: Dan Berry
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: celebrities nicole kidman tom cruise
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22151 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 11:31:35 -0700 Celebrities, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise Dan Berry http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22151