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		<title><![CDATA[Obama meets with American Indian tribal leaders]]></title>
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			President Barack Obama assured American Indians&nbsp;that they have a place&nbsp; on his agenda, telling tribal leaders&nbsp;they deserve more from&nbsp;their government.&nbsp;&nbsp; Tribal leaders told the President they need more&nbsp;funding&nbsp;for such things as education, health care, and slot machines. <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22237">[more]</a>
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Added: Sat, 7 Nov 2009<br/>
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		<author>Gary B.</author>
		<title><![CDATA[Bar Funds for China-Backed Wind Farm, Senator Says]]></title>
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			The Obama administration should bar a $1.5 billion wind-farm project in Texas from receiving U.S. government stimulus funds because most of the power turbines would be made in China, Senator Charles Schumer said.&nbsp;&nbsp; I say&nbsp;build the wind-farm in DC and power it with all the hot air coming&nbsp;from Congress.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22211">[more]</a>
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Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009<br/>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 6 Nov 2009 04:00:08 -0700</pubDate>
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		<author>Chris Martin</author>
		<title><![CDATA[An inconvenient truth]]></title>
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			Despite getting lectured by PETA, Al Gore says he isn't going on a vegetarian diet to save the planet. Hey, Al's so fat, if he just goes on any kind of diet, he may save the planet. <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22199">[more]</a>
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Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009<br/>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:46:49 -0700</pubDate>
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		<author>Ricardo Aleman</author>
		<title><![CDATA[Why I don&rsquo;t Vote]]></title>
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			This past Election Day, as usual, I didn&rsquo;t vote. Voting isn&rsquo;t a system that works.&nbsp; The majority of people are idiots, and in voting, the majority of people are right.&nbsp; Politicians learn early on that they have to lie, make false promises, and hide their real agendas to get the majority of voters, who don&rsquo;t know what they are talking about, to vote them into office.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t really blame them, as that is the position they are put in to succeed.&nbsp; It just makes it impossible to tell who&rsquo;s corrupt, and who&rsquo;s trying to help.&nbsp; They all have to lie to some extent.&nbsp; If the good one&rsquo;s don&rsquo;t lie, they&rsquo;ll lose to the bad one&rsquo;s who do because people are voting based on campaign promises that sound good.&nbsp; If a politician stood there and was realistic with everyone about what they think could be done, he wouldn&rsquo;t sound very exciting. When have we had a candidate that came anywhere close to delivering what they promised in their campaign?&nbsp; Has that ever happened? Take Obama for example, the whole time he was campaigning, he didn&rsquo;t even know the details of the job he was applying for.&nbsp; They don&rsquo;t give you the top secret briefing till after you are elected.<br />
&ldquo;Oh, remember all those things you promised in your campaign.... Well, there are a few things we should probably fill you in on.&nbsp; Number 1, we&rsquo;re dead broke.&nbsp; Our credit score is horrible, and we&rsquo;re not even getting low interest balance transfer offers from France anymore.&nbsp; Oh, and we haven&rsquo;t been getting a lot done lately cause everyone&rsquo;s out sick with some weird flu&rdquo;<br />
If a corporation was run by a president that was elected by all it&rsquo;s employee&rsquo;s, that corporation would go out of business. Employees don&rsquo;t know company secrets or what it takes to make the real money.&nbsp; The majority of people walking into a voting both simply don&rsquo;t know what they are talking about.&nbsp; I myself am no political genius and by my own guidelines am not qualified to vote.&nbsp; Voting is a nice fairytale, and at the same time, I don&rsquo;t have a better solution to offer.&nbsp; I do think and hope that we have enough checks and balances to keep us out of any real disasters, but I&rsquo;m starting to have my doubts. <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22152">[more]</a>
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Author: <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/RicardoAleman">Ricardo Aleman</a><br/>
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Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009<br/>
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		<author>Neil Berliner</author>
		<title><![CDATA[Money Isn't Everything]]></title>
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			New Jersey governor Corzine has lost in his re-election bid, despite spending millions.&nbsp; Just goes to show;&nbsp; in our great nation, money can't buy elections!!&nbsp; (NOTE:&nbsp; This does not apply to the New York City mayoral election.) <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22148">[more]</a>
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Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009<br/>
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		<author>Greg Contreras</author>
		<title><![CDATA[Obama Searching for New Economic Model]]></title>
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			In his comments on the current jobless &quot;recovery&quot; yesterday, President Obama said he is looking &quot;at new models for where future growth is going to come from.&quot;&nbsp; <br />
&quot;We'll look at anything, except capitalism of course, that's crazy talk,&quot; he said. <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22139">[more]</a>
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		<author>Hunter Downs</author>
		<title><![CDATA[Gitmo Doses]]></title>
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			Prisoners at Guantanamo Bay are getting the H1N1 vaccine,while the American public suffers without.They want to personally thank the imperialist swine who delivered it.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22138">[more]</a>
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Author: <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/beating8pinatas">Hunter Downs</a><br/>
Category: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/political">Political</a><br/>
Keywords: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=gitmo">gitmo</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=doses">doses</a> <br/>
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009<br/>
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		<author>Dan Berry</author>
		<title><![CDATA[GOP Shuns Climate Change Debate]]></title>
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			Republicans boycotted a Senate committee hearing today on<br />
a major bill to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases that contribute to climate<br />
change.<br />
I guess you could say they gave it the cold shoulder.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22109">[more]</a>
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Author: <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/danpberry">Dan Berry</a><br/>
Category: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/political">Political</a><br/>
Keywords: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=republicans">republicans</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=global">global</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=warming">warming</a> <br/>
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		<author>Adam Allred</author>
		<title><![CDATA[2009]]></title>
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			2009 has been a big year for us. &nbsp;We made history this year! &nbsp;Got a new President... out with the Bush, in with the Fro! &nbsp;President Obama declared 2009 the year of Change, but a lot of people believe we haven't seen that change. &nbsp;I beg to differ. &nbsp;I'm proud to say that after years of discrimination and fighting that FINALLY Taco Bell has offered us a Black Taco! &nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22093">[more]</a>
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Author: <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/AdamAllred">Adam Allred</a><br/>
Category: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/political">Political</a><br/>
Keywords: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=obama">obama</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=president">president</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=2009">2009</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=george">george</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=bush">bush</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=change">change</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=taco">taco</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=adam">adam</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=allred">allred</a> <br/>
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		<author>bix brillo</author>
		<title><![CDATA[recount]]></title>
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			...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner.&nbsp;&nbsp;The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has&nbsp;quit the race in protest.&nbsp;&nbsp;The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner. &nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22077">[more]</a>
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Author: <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/BixBrillo">bix brillo</a><br/>
Category: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/political">Political</a><br/>
Keywords: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=george">george</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=bush">bush</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=afghanistan">afghanistan</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=elections">elections</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=presidency">presidency</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=florida">florida</a> <br/>
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		<author>Julia Gorin</author>
		<title><![CDATA[The First Bronze President]]></title>
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			Bill Clinton traveled to Kosovo this weekend for the unveiling of a bronze statue of him, made by Albanians thankful that he killed Serbs. <br />
The statue is taller and heavier than the actual man, and is&nbsp;also&nbsp;less boring to talk to&nbsp;and has more character.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22069">[more]</a>
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Author: <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/JuliaGorin">Julia Gorin</a><br/>
Category: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/political">Political</a><br/>
Keywords: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=bill">bill</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=clinton">clinton</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=julia">julia</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=gorin">gorin</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=kosovo">kosovo</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=serbia">serbia</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=serbs">serbs</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=albanian">albanian</a> <br/>
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		<media:title><![CDATA[The First Bronze President]]></media:title>
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		<author>Gary B.</author>
		<title><![CDATA[More than 2,000 trick-or-treaters knock on WH door]]></title>
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			President Obama gave the trick-or-treaters&nbsp;a choice of treats: &nbsp;M &amp; M's, dried fruit, or the public option. &nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22068">[more]</a>
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		<title><![CDATA[FF News: Shareholders Agreement]]></title>
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			Footprints Filmworks Foundation(FFF) Investment Holdings:<br />
Page 1<br />
--FF News&mdash;Footprints Filmworks&mdash;January 2010&mdash;December 2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Shareholders--<br />
Thank<br />
you for receiving previous correspondence with Footprints Filmworks.<br />
This is the expected general overview for Footprints Filmworks for the<br />
next five years until further notice to investors, clients, celebrities<br />
and community people. <br />
Footprints Filmworks is an investment<br />
company that invests in internet media, print media, text media, film<br />
and distribution. The company has already produced two films; namely,<br />
&ldquo;The PrinCe of her Dreams&rdquo; and &ldquo;Footprints in Laudium.&rdquo; The company<br />
currently owns 5000 websites both locally and internationally. The<br />
company currently has 26 percent shareholding in eight major newspapers<br />
in South Africa. The company is currently holding email addresses of<br />
100 000 potential investors with a net value of R1 million rand per<br />
email.<br />
Since the launch of Footprints Filmworks in 2005 we have<br />
prospered handsomely with investors including Zunaid Moti, Ab Carrim,<br />
Jonathan Ackerman and Dr Mohamed Adam eating almost 10 percent of our<br />
total value. In opening of this Shareholders Agreement, Footprints<br />
Filmworks would like to give a &ldquo;Hearty, Thank You&rdquo; to our supporters<br />
and investors.<br />
We have grown to one of the fastest growing companies<br />
in South Africa and rated 81st in the World&rsquo;s Biggest companies. Since<br />
inception the company has grown at above 70 percent per annum, and this<br />
is just the beginning. Initially, we were a small enterprise with only<br />
1000 issued shares with a share capital of R5 million rand. Today, with<br />
the power of technology and leverage we can safely say &ldquo;Thank You&rdquo; and<br />
&ldquo;Yes, we can do more.&rdquo;<br />
In the five years existence of Footprints<br />
Filmworks many of our family, investors, friends and advertisers have<br />
given us the &ldquo;Thumps Up&rdquo; with our style in doing business and the<br />
&ldquo;Attitude of Change&rdquo;<br />
Omar Abdulla the so-called &ldquo;Hot Shot&rdquo; Managing<br />
Director of Footprints Filmworks has been spending more than his daily<br />
eight hours per day to produce a greater return for investors and a<br />
&ldquo;Broader Smile&rdquo; to advertisers.<br />
It is unfortunate that the many<br />
thousands of domain names that we own has either been copied or<br />
duplicated. In one scenario, a chap by the name of Graham Paine(Ample<br />
hosting) stole 100Gigs of our &ldquo;Footprints Filmworks&rdquo; website and memory<br />
servers. Luckily we were &ldquo;Saved&rdquo; as we had backup websites and<br />
newspapers to counteract this. <br />
Footprints Filmworks receives an<br />
average of 5000 &ldquo;New Threads&rdquo; and 2500 &ldquo;Reply Topic&rdquo; messages, which<br />
takes up memory on our servers and digital media. On average this daily<br />
posting of messages costs us R5 per message. To date, we have more than<br />
one million messages on our &ldquo;Bulletin Boards.&rdquo;<br />
Footprints Filmworks&mdash;FF News&mdash;January 2010&mdash;December 2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Shareholders<br />
Page 2<br />
The<br />
FF Bulletin Boards that was created by Web Wise Solutions solely<br />
belongs to Footprints Filmworks. These &ldquo;Bulletin Boards&rdquo; are creative<br />
for internet media as they create &ldquo;An Attitude of Learning&rdquo; for our<br />
fellow posters. By 2008, we had a total of 50 million viewers on our<br />
Footprints Filmworks websites and films. We do however; aim to reach<br />
100 million viewers by End December 2013.<br />
In the five years with<br />
Footprints Filmworks, viewers have been accustomed to quality reading<br />
material and creative &ldquo;New Ideas.&rdquo; When the films were released we<br />
became one of the highest searched companies in Africa.<br />
Perhaps the<br />
year 2009 was one of our highest growths in terms of returns for<br />
investors. If an investor invested R25000.00 in a bank in 2009, we<br />
would have probably doubled the divided and Capital in that year. The<br />
Years with Footprints Filmworks 2007 and 2008 were speculative as we<br />
showed a return of 60 percent on client&rsquo;s investments as these two<br />
years were still the developing stage of our enterprise.<br />
Our goal of<br />
listing Footprints Filmworks on all major stock exchanges around the<br />
world would probably take us 5 years as the requirement is a R10<br />
million rand revenue per month to list on any stock exchange including<br />
the JSE, CAC,FTSE and FFF. Our goal of listing Footprints Filmworks<br />
will take course in 2014.<br />
In due course our initial share price of<br />
R8000.00 per share of our allocated 1000 shares has been<br />
&ldquo;Redistributed&rdquo; as the 1000 shares is now divided into 1000000(one<br />
million) shares with a value of R81 per share, launch date-5 January<br />
2010.<br />
What this means to you &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; is that the company<br />
Footprints Filmworks has now been converted to a LTD company with one<br />
million issued shares with a par value of R81 per share at 5 January<br />
2010.<br />
In gearing terms the company is worth R81 million rand in five<br />
years from 5 January 2010. What this means to &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; is that<br />
the leveraged price of R81 per share is geared up to meet future<br />
trends. The holding company of Footprints Filmworks in this scenario is<br />
FF News; a subdivision of Footprints Filmworks. Both FF News and<br />
Footprints Filmworks are held by a third Party in the form of<br />
&ldquo;Universal Pulse Trading 180 LTD&rdquo;<br />
In the pages that follow this<br />
Footprints Filmworks Shareholders Agreement is the current, future and<br />
potential growth of the company. In this scenario, you our advertisers<br />
are referred to as &ldquo;The Investor.&rdquo;<br />
All investors, shareholders, long<br />
term partners and fellow supporters will be clued up on what&rsquo;s the<br />
latest news, thrills, gossips and share prices.<br />
In 2010 Footprints<br />
Filmworks is gearing towards building &ldquo;Sharetrading Sites.&rdquo; Our<br />
&ldquo;Sharetrading Sites&rdquo; are basically the advertisers that advertise with<br />
us, traded.<br />
Footprints Filmworks&mdash;FF News&mdash;January 2010&mdash;December 2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Shareholders&mdash;<br />
Page 3<br />
What<br />
this means to you &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; is that your company, example, Capital<br />
Soaps, can be listed and traded by our investors to generate a profit<br />
or a loss. This is more for &ldquo;fun&rdquo; as everybody knows &ldquo;Easy come, easy<br />
go.&rdquo;<br />
Another Example can be, &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; chooses to &ldquo;Invest&rdquo; with<br />
us their company French Fushion with a share price of R72. We have<br />
requirements to listing on this board, in the annexure that follow.<br />
These &ldquo;call options&rdquo; and &ldquo;put options&rdquo; are all set in place by our<br />
administrators of our websites. Although Footprints Filmworks is a<br />
media investment company we have come across many people asking us to<br />
list their &ldquo;Small Enterprise&rdquo; for passing viewers and traders.<br />
The<br />
footprints team has spent hundreds of hours in the development of our<br />
internet media arm. Although the print media distribution is not fully<br />
developed it does bring us an average of 20 000 &ldquo;Unique Visitors&rdquo; per<br />
day on our websites. Footprintsfilmworks.com and Omarabdulla.com will<br />
be fully launched with new &ldquo;Templates and Skins&rdquo; to create a more<br />
awesome experience. Footprints Filmworks has invested a total of 42<br />
percent of our portfolio in Internet media, as we feel that the market<br />
is still &ldquo;Young and growing&rdquo;<br />
The other project Footprints Filmworks<br />
is busy with includes the feature film of &ldquo;Footprints in South Africa.&rdquo;<br />
&ldquo;Footprints in South Africa&rdquo; is a four part series that encapsulates<br />
the future of South Africa.&rdquo;Footprints in South Africa&rdquo; is estimated to<br />
cost a hefty R8 million rand, with investors of this film expecting a<br />
return of 55 percent with an estimated distribution of 200 million<br />
viewership worldwide. &ldquo;Footprints in South Africa&rdquo; is estimated to be<br />
released in late 2010. &ldquo;Footprints in South Africa&rdquo; is a total of 360<br />
minutes with some of the most influential media personalities<br />
participating. &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; who chooses to partake in this venture<br />
will have to adhere to certain guidelines of Footprints Filmworks and<br />
associates.<br />
Footprints Filmworks has further other forms of<br />
advertising for the individual or business entity in the form of our<br />
monthly &ldquo;Champ of the month&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Presidential Box.&rdquo; Both these<br />
email and newspaper newsletters aim at building our distribution for<br />
future projects. In relation to &ldquo;Footprints in South Africa&rdquo; we will<br />
use this video footage to be emailed to media houses in the form of 3<br />
minute &ldquo;Bite Size Videos.&rdquo;<br />
What this means to you &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo;<br />
your video footage will be emailed and distributed on our websites.<br />
&ldquo;Footprints in South Africa&rdquo; will have a total of 120 of this 3 minute<br />
&ldquo;Exclusive Interviews&rdquo;<br />
So how can you &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; make money out of Footprints Filmworks??<br />
Well, please be aware when viewing these options; should you choose to invest with us, please read on:-<br />
Footprints Filmworks&mdash;FF News&mdash;January 2010&mdash;December 2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Shareholders&mdash;<br />
Page 4<br />
Option 1:  &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo;<br />
1.	Minimum Investment of R25000.00-----Maximum Investment&mdash;R49000.00<br />
2.<br />
Allocated shares of 500(cost price of R48 per share) =R24000.00 worth<br />
of FFF Shares. If you &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; invest R35000.00 you would still<br />
receive the same amount of shares of 500@R48.00 per share.<br />
3. &ldquo;The<br />
Investor&rdquo; will be emailed, monthly, or can read &ldquo;The Presidential Box&rdquo;<br />
for the current price of the share at that time of the month. &ldquo;The<br />
Presidential Box&rdquo; for that month will have the quoted price of<br />
Footprints shares.<br />
4.	100 percent of Capital Guaranteed. NO COMMISSIONS TO Brokers of Footprints Filmworks.<br />
5.	The 500 shares is non interest bearing and can be redeemed within 14 days from withdrawal.<br />
6.<br />
&ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; can choose a fixed return of 5 percent return on capital<br />
per month; or can follow the share price as given in newsletters and<br />
prices.<br />
7. Upon signing this agreement &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; agrees to all<br />
terms and conditions on trading FFF Shares. The holder of &ldquo;The<br />
Investor&rdquo; is always a buy on Footprints Shares.<br />
8.	&ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; can choose all dividends to be paid into his/her personal or banking account within 14 working days.<br />
I__________________________________of<br />
________________________________hereby choose to purchase 500 shares<br />
from Footprints Filmworks with a par value of R48 per share. The amount<br />
is payable to___________________________________. I hereby agree to the<br />
above mentioned terms and conditions. The above dividend<br />
is____________. I cannot cash my shares at R81 on opening day of shares<br />
on 5 January 2010. I_______________________________________________<br />
have to wait a minimum of three months before I take exchange of the<br />
shares for cash. I understand that this is a risk investment with the<br />
media house Footprints Filmworks. All withdrawals must be deposited in<br />
the following bank<br />
account________________________________________________. <br />
Client Investment with Footprints Filmworks:_______________________________________________.<br />
Client ID:_______________________________________________________.<br />
Client Risk Profile: (Please tick)<br />
Slow                               Medium                          Aggressive                 Go big        <br />
     Client email address:____________________________________________________<br />
       Client Signature:_______________________________________________________<br />
       Client Motto:__________________________________________________________<br />
Client Preferred way of contact:______________________________________________<br />
Footprints Filmworks&mdash;FF News&mdash;January 2010&mdash;December 2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Shareholders&mdash;<br />
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Option 2:  &ldquo;The Phantom Menace&rdquo;<br />
1.	Minimum Investment of R50.000------Maximum Investment&mdash;R99000<br />
2.<br />
Allocated shares of 1450(cost price of R42.50 per share)= R61,625.00<br />
worth of FFF Shares. If you &ldquo;The Phantom Menace&rdquo; invest R75000.00 you<br />
would still receive the same amount of shares of 1450@R42.50 per share.<br />
3.<br />
&ldquo;The Phantom Menace&rdquo; will receive monthly reports from Footprints<br />
Filmworks regarding share pricing and Footprints price tags on shares.<br />
4.	Minumum time Investment one year with a maximum time investment of 5 years.<br />
5.<br />
Commissions payable to Introducing Broker by Footprints Filmworks.<br />
R5500. Paid directly to Introducing Broker. The Introducing Broker is<br />
paid by Footprints Filmworks.<br />
6.	80 percent Capital Guaranteed.<br />
7.<br />
&ldquo;The Phantom Menace&rdquo; can view his portfolio by multiplying THE ASK<br />
price to the amount of shares he/she owns, is this scenario:<br />
1450@market share price.<br />
8. The minimum amount the share can move is<br />
0.1 percent per day, to 10 percent per day, depends on the position the<br />
shareholder is taking.<br />
I_____________________________________of_________________________hereby<br />
choose to purchase 1450 shares from Footprints Filmworks with a par<br />
value of R42.50 per share. The amount is payable<br />
to__________________________________. I hereby agree to the above<br />
mentioned terms and conditions of &ldquo;The Phantom Menace.&rdquo; The above<br />
dividend is________________________. I choose to &ldquo;Buy&rdquo; or &ldquo;Sell&rdquo;<br />
Footprints Shares.(Please tick). This buy/sell is a permanent &ldquo;option&rdquo;<br />
on the share, and can only be changed upon signing another agreement. I<br />
understand that this is a risk investment with the media house<br />
Footprints Filmworks. All withdrawals must be submitted to the<br />
following bank account:______________________________________________.<br />
Client Investment with Footprints Filmworks__________________________<br />
Client OPTION:         BUY                         SELL<br />
Client ID:____________________________________________<br />
Client Risk Profile:<br />
SLOW               MEDIUM              Aggressive              GO BIG      <br />
Client Email Address:___________________________________ <br />
Client Signature:_______________________________________<br />
Client Personal Interest__________________________________<br />
Footprints Filmworks&mdash;FF News&mdash;January 2010&mdash;January 2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Shareholders&mdash;<br />
Page 6<br />
Option 3: &ldquo;The Bully Investor&rdquo;<br />
1.	Minimum Investment of R100.000----Maximum Investment R249.000.00<br />
2.<br />
Allocated shares of 2300(cost price of R50 per share)=R115,000.00 worth<br />
of FFF Shares. If you &ldquo;The Bully Investor&rdquo; invest R150.000, you would<br />
still receive the same amount of shares at 2300@R50 per share.<br />
3.	&ldquo;The Bully Investor&rdquo; will receive monthly reports from Footprints Filmworks regarding share price tags and updates.<br />
4.	70 percent of Capital Guaranteed.<br />
5.<br />
Upon the Footprints Filmworks Broker signing the agreement with you<br />
&ldquo;The Bully Investor&rdquo; please indicates if you choose to BUY or SELL FFF<br />
Shares. (Please read Annexure in following Footprints Pages.)Please<br />
note that the Introducing Broker will receive a once off commission of<br />
R10.000 for &ldquo;Option 3.&rdquo; Payable by Footprints Filmworks.<br />
6. Minimum<br />
time investment of one year-ten years. Withdrawals of profits can be<br />
deposited in the clients banking account within 14 working days. The<br />
Investment is solely in FFF Shares and does not cover trading other<br />
company shares.<br />
7.	&ldquo;The Bully Investor&rdquo; has a special appearance in &ldquo;Footprints in South Africa&rdquo; for a three minute &ldquo;Exclusive Interview&rdquo;<br />
8.<br />
&ldquo;The Bully Investor&rdquo; must meet with any of the Footprints team should<br />
he/she choose to change his BUY OR SELL at any given time.<br />
I________________________________________________________of___________________<br />
hereby choose to purchase 2300 FFF Shares at a value of R50 per share.<br />
The amount is payable to_______________________. I hereby agree to the<br />
terms and conditions of &ldquo;The Bully Investor.&rdquo; The above dividend<br />
is________________________.I choose to BUY /SELL Footprints<br />
Shares.(please tick). This buy/sell is a permanent &ldquo;option&rdquo; on the<br />
share, and can only be changed upon signing another agreement. I<br />
understand that this is a risk investment with Footprints Filmworks.<br />
All withdrawals must be submitted to the following bank<br />
account:_________________.<br />
Client Investment amount with Footprints Filmworks:___________________________________<br />
Client Option:    BUY                   SELL                   <br />
Client ID:__________________________________________________________________<br />
Client Risk Profile:<br />
Medium               Aggressive               GO Big               I AM NUTS   <br />
Client Signature:____________________________________________               <br />
Footprints Filmworks&mdash;FF News&mdash;January2010&mdash;December2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Shareholders&mdash;<br />
Page 7<br />
Option 4: &ldquo;The White Horse&rdquo;<br />
1.	Minimum Investment R250 000.00-----Maximum Investment R999 999.00---<br />
2.<br />
Allocated shares of 10 000@R200 per share of Foootprints Filmworks.(<br />
FFF). This is a future &ldquo;Put option&rdquo; as the investor MUST SELL the share<br />
back to Footprints Filmworks at R200.00 per share in December 2014.<br />
This means that the holder of &ldquo;The White Horse&rdquo; is worth R2 million<br />
rand on December 2014 with a minimum investment of R250.000.00.<br />
3.<br />
The share is a MUST SELL Option to Footprints Filmworks because if the<br />
price of Footprints Filmworks share were to be R2 million rand per 10<br />
000 shares, with a issued share capital of one billion in December<br />
2014, Footprints Filmworks would be worth one billion shares at R200.00<br />
per share, which would be R200 Billion rand by December 2014.<br />
4. The<br />
Maximum amount of shares &ldquo;The White Horse&rdquo; can hold is 100 000 shares<br />
or 10 percent Directorship of Footprints Filmworks. <br />
5.	The Maximum amount of shares any Director of Footprints Filmworks can hold is 26 percent.<br />
6.<br />
&ldquo;The White Horse&rdquo; has general meetings with any of the footprints team<br />
to discuss the future of South Africa, and provide our team with the<br />
advice of growth.<br />
7.	&ldquo;The White Horse&rdquo; is a member of the footprints team&rsquo;s 447 member staff across South Africa and abroad.<br />
8.	&ldquo;The White Horse&rdquo; has free advertising on all Footprints Filmworks Media Broadcasting and Networks.<br />
I_____________________________________,of________________________________hereby<br />
choose to purchase 10 000 Footprints Filmworks(FFF)<br />
shares________________________at a value of R200 per share. I hereby<br />
agree to be an asset to the footprints team and provide the necessary<br />
input to make this company one of the biggest in the world. I am<br />
investing because I understand the risk/reward scenario, but I also<br />
understand the importance of growth to our community and people.<br />
Client Withdrawal date is December_____2014.<br />
Client Signature______________________________________.<br />
Client OPTION: SELL 10 000 FFF on December 2014.<br />
No of 10 000 shares Purchased by Investor:______________________________.<br />
Bank Transfer:<br />
CASH          EFT               EMAIL                 BANK<br />
<br />
--Footprints Filmworks&mdash;FF News&mdash;January 2010&mdash;December 2014&mdash;Todays Times&mdash;Sharerholders&mdash;<br />
Page 8<br />
FF News: Share Annextures:<br />
â¢<br />
If &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; bought the Footprints Filmworks share at R48 in<br />
January 2010, and he looked at the Footprints Filmworks share price at<br />
R57.00 on July 2010, he would of earned R8 per share, with &ldquo;The<br />
Investor&rdquo; holding 500 shares in Footprints Filmworks he would of earned<br />
R4000.00 in one day of a Footprints Share.<br />
â¢ Perhaps &ldquo;The White<br />
Horse&rdquo; would jump if he looked at the FFF share price at R57.00 on July<br />
2010, because his investment of 10 000 shares is worth R570.000.00 with<br />
his minimum investment of R250.000.00. It is unfortunate that &ldquo;The<br />
White Horse&rdquo; can only cash his monies in December 2014, because he is<br />
held by certain terms and conditions.<br />
â¢ If &ldquo;The Phantom Menace&rdquo; were<br />
to glance at the Footprints Filmworks share price @ R57 on July 2010<br />
and if she selected SELL, this would mean that the share price is<br />
making a loss for her, because she chose to SELL FOOTPRINTS SHARES at a<br />
PRICE of R42.50, when the price is currently at R57.00. Her account<br />
with Footprints Filmworks will reflect a loss of 1450 shares@(R14.50<br />
per share)=R21, 025.00.<br />
â¢ OPTION 1 is a MUST BUY SHARE for the<br />
Investor. OPTION 2, the investor has the OPTION to buy or sell<br />
Footprints Shares, at the price indicated. OPTION 3, the investor has<br />
the OPTION to buy or sell Footprints Shares, OPTION 4 is a MUST SELL<br />
share back to Footprints Filmworks.<br />
â¢	All Pages MUST be signed by &ldquo;The Investor&rdquo; ,&ldquo;The Phantom Menace&rdquo; , &ldquo;The Bully Investor&rdquo;, and &ldquo;The White Horse.&rdquo;<br />
â¢	All Investors MUST provide with certified copies of IDENTITY documents, with pictures and posters for future advertising.<br />
â¢<br />
All Investors receive a free copy of &ldquo;The Prince of her Dreams&rdquo; ,<br />
&ldquo;Footprints in Laudium&rdquo;, &ldquo;Footprints Chrome&rdquo; and &ldquo;My Father, The<br />
President.&rdquo;<br />
â¢	Thanking you for your support<br />
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			Hillary&nbsp;Clinton&nbsp;wore a&nbsp;blue burka in Pakistan while Bill was at home.&nbsp;&nbsp;She felt confident she was out of his shooting range. &nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22051">[more]</a>
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			Former President Clinton&nbsp;was in Kosovo where he unveiled&nbsp;his statue on Clinton Boulevard.&nbsp;&nbsp; Noticeably missing from the statue is the&nbsp;infamous&nbsp;cigar and&nbsp;open fly.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.DailyComedy.com/joke/22049">[more]</a>
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Category: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/political">Political</a><br/>
Keywords: <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=clinton">clinton</a> <a href="http://www.dailycomedy.com/?cmd=quicksearch&topic=cigar">cigar</a> <br/>
Added: Sun, 1 Nov 2009<br/>
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