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In related news, Joan Rivers cancels big Democratic fund raiser.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: joan rivers
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22562 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:49:20 -0700 Joan Rivers Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22562 Gene Stray <![CDATA[Smoke,Smoke, Smoke My President]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/91yLWGqjsxI/22545 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22545/#comment Political

 
The smoking rate has fallen over the past year.  The poll did not include The White House.  [more]


Author: Gene Stray
Category: Political
Keywords: smoking obama
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22545 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:53:16 -0700 Smoking, Obama Gene Stray http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22545 Gene Stray <![CDATA[Tax is a little late]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/tC471--c6oY/22544 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22544/#comment Political

 A proposal to levy a 5 percent surcharge on cosmetic procedures could help pay for the health overhaul.  Just think...Michael Jackson alone could have funded health care! [more]


Author: Gene Stray
Category: Political
Keywords: tax health care micheal jackson
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22544 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:47:48 -0700 Tax, Health Care, Micheal Jackson Gene Stray http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22544 Gary B. <![CDATA[Dick Cheney welcomes 7th grandchild born Wednesday morning]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/ouCG_ETbRVM/22524 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22524/#comment Political

The doctor slapped the baby and then he slapped Cheney to restart his heart. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: dick cheney
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22524 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:02:33 -0700 Dick Cheney Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22524 Gary B. <![CDATA[Dick Cheney welcomes 7th grandchild born Wed. morning]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/_uyHj2tFmxE/22523 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22523/#comment Political

In lieu of a traditional baptism, the child will be waterboarded.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: dick cheney
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22523 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:59:27 -0700 Dick Cheney Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22523 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Lost In True Grits]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/jd27fx8sETA/22503 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22503/#comment Political

President Obama is currently in South Korea.Staffers are having a difficult time translating Seoul food to soul food on the menu.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Political
Keywords: lost true grits
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22503 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:08:10 -0700 Lost In True Grits Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22503 Neil Berliner <![CDATA[Wyoming, Arkansas, Whatever...]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/ttYf53ehMhQ/22495 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22495/#comment Political

A Democratic senator from Arkansas is not sure if she'll vote for the
health care bill because she wants to make sure that it's good for the
people in her state.  I say, "Vote for the bill.  We'll fly all 7
people in your state to our New York doctors whenever they're sick!." [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Political
Keywords: arkansa health care
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22495 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:24:58 -0700 Arkansa, health care Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22495 Neil Berliner <![CDATA["Straight Talk"]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/v-AKQWqmT6g/22494 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22494/#comment Political

Oprah just interviewed Sarah Pailin.  Winfrey could have gotten less convoluted answers from my intestines during a game of Twister. [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22494 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:21:42 -0700 Sarah Palin Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22494 Gene Stray <![CDATA[Submitted to Newsweek]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/a7hkVjfgKTs/22485 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22485/#comment Political

 
I am glad to see Newsweek using sex to promote the magazine(Sarah Palin cover).  The awful covers of the past were the most unattractive containing the ugliest people.  Now, I hope your highly trained publishing staff takes it to a new level.  Let’s have fold outs of Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Molly Ivin ( oops sorry, past away),  and of course Michelle!.  These could be done tastefully...like that Burt Reynolds fold out years ago.  In order to be politically correct, how about Senators Bird, Reed, and maybe even commentators such as Keith Olbermann.  He is always looking for ways to promote himself-look at Sunday Night Football (talk about odd ball-it's like having Bozo in a discussion with scientists on Global Warming). I would add Limbaugh and some others, but they are not good looking enough for your high quality publication.  I suggest sticking to Liberals, The Beautiful People! Why, maybe your editors could win the Nobel Peace prize for Literature using sex.  After all, sex is true peace!   Gene Stray [more]


Author: Gene Stray
Category: Political
Keywords: newsweek sex palin
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22485 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:53:07 -0700 Newsweek, sex, Palin Gene Stray http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22485 Kascha Kwan <![CDATA[I DREAM OF WEENIE ( LEVI's )]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/l5wmvwCmeOw/22479 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22479/#comment Political

Sarah Palin told Oprah between commercial breaks about her relationship with Levi Johnston ." I'm really so sorry he didn't marry my daughter Bristol . We had so much fun together . Levi and I would play many games whenever he came over to our house . My favorite game was,  " Guess what book I'm gonna read next ? "  If I stumped him I would grab him by the crotch and yell " Gotcha ! "  ***  Oprah broke the news to Sarah that Levi was going to pose nude in Playgirl Magazine next month . " Oh I didn't know that Oprah," confessed Palin . " I'm gonna fetch me a copy just as soon as it comes out . I can't wait to see Levi's titties ! " [more]


Author: Kascha Kwan
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22479 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:17:18 -0700 sarah palin Kascha Kwan http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22479 Gary B. <![CDATA[Palin angered by "sexist" Newsweek cover]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/MIDQazM8sfU/22475 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22475/#comment Political

Sarah Palin was upset by a Newsweek cover that showed her wearing a skimpy outfit.  John McCain was also upset--that Palin didn't wear that outfit on the campaign trail. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin john mccain
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22475 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:25:11 -0700 Sarah Palin John McCain Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22475 Gene Stray <![CDATA[Moon Pie, Mr. President?]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/0i1Fj-ulIS4/22465 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22465/#comment Political

 
President Obama keeps bowing to foreign leaders.  He is really into mooning these days......fortunately for us, it’s not Hillary!    [more]


Author: Gene Stray
Category: Political
Keywords: mooning obama hillary
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22465 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:04:40 -0700 mooning, Obama, Hillary Gene Stray http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22465 Gary B. <![CDATA[Obama visits China]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/DOXc2p5leTM/22458 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22458/#comment Political

President Obama chastised the Chinese leadership for China's lack of freedom of speech.  To which one of the Chinese leaders replied, "Freedom of speech is dangerous.  We've heard Joe Biden speak." [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: joe biden obama china
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22458 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:14:48 -0700 Joe Biden Obama China Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22458 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[ESP 2]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/TuVmN7BSY4o/22456 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22456/#comment Political

I have looked into the future.The bad news is: Sarah Palin is elected President on November 6,2012.The good news is:On December 21,2012,the world comes to an end. [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Political
Keywords: esp 2
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22456 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:56:51 -0700 ESP 2 Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22456 Gary B. <![CDATA[Obama bowing to Japan's emperor has incensed critics]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesPolitical/~3/Bum1yKOiyM0/22428 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22428/#comment Political

A reliable sourse says Obama drank too much sake and mistook the emperor for Keith Olbermann.    [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: obama keith olbermann
Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22428 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:14:53 -0700 Obama Keith Olbermann Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22428