DailyComedy.com Sports Jokes http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/sports http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/dclogo_xmlfeed.jpg DailyComedy.com http://www.DailyComedy.com/ 54 89 The latest Sports jokes courtesy of DailyComedy.com Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Marion Jones in WNBA]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/gvDMXGCjrwQ/27448 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27448/#comment Sports

Marion Jones has signed to play with the WNBA's Tulsa Shock. Because being stripped of 5 medals wasn't embarrassing enough. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
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Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27448 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:36:23 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27448 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Stuckey Cleared]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/leJeCSeUcu4/27447 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27447/#comment Sports

Three doctors have cleared Rodney Stuckey for exercise. Given that he plays for the Pistons it's likely to be an exercise in futility. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
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Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27447 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:35:45 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27447 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Nationals 0-8]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/qIZNZrgJdS0/27446 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27446/#comment Sports

The Washington Nationals have started 0-8 in spring training. Sounds like they're already in mid-season form. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27446 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:34:35 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27446 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Garciaparra Retires]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/gsi3ezMeUXk/27445 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27445/#comment Sports

Nomar Garciaparra rejoined the Boston Red Sox, and retired immediately. Strange – players usually give up immediately after joining the Royals. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27445 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:33:51 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27445 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Knicks Sell 1800 Season Tickets]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/O0fNFlbUM9U/27444 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27444/#comment Sports

The New York Knicks set a new record by taking deposits on 1,800 new season tickets in two weeks. Partly because no one who used to have season tickets wants to keep them. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27444 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:33:12 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27444 Chris Martin <![CDATA[Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer, former Bush press secretary]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/8XxijRumKEE/27440 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27440/#comment Sports

Insert your own Bush joke here. [more]


Author: Chris Martin
Category: Sports
Keywords: tiger woods ari fleischer george w. bush press secretary pr
Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27440 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:38:33 -0700 Tiger Woods,Ari Fleischer,George W. Bush,press secretary,PR Chris Martin http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27440 alekat <![CDATA[What was Tiger thinking?]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/Waw5ttNJE80/27437 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27437/#comment Sports

I heard that Tiger Woods has hired Ari Fleischer, the former press secretary to George W. Bush, to help him map a plan for his return to golf... I guess he wants to be remembered as the worse golfer of all time!
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Author: alekat
Category: Sports
Keywords: tiger woods ari fleischer george w. bush
Added: Thu, 11 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27437 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:56:58 -0700 Tiger Woods, Ari Fleischer, George W. Bush alekat http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27437 jeff martin <![CDATA[BENd Over!]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/GyYjtX1jFVo/27407 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27407/#comment Sports

Pittsburgh Steeler's Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was accused of sexual assualt AGAIN.  Apparently, he thinks "harass" is two words.   [more]


Author: jeff martin
Category: Sports
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Added: Thu, 11 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27407 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:00:42 -0700 jeff martin http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27407 Scott Sponaas <![CDATA[Fishing]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/sEyNOnsdD8o/27394 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27394/#comment Sports

 My favorite part about fishing is that I don't ever do it.

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Author: Scott Sponaas
Category: Sports
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Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27394 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:46:48 -0700 Scott Sponaas http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27394 Unknown Affilliate <![CDATA[Tiger Woods Golf Balls]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/EN1jTFTZZAE/27382 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27382/#comment Sports

Can you believe that woman who was mad because her face was on tiger woods golf balls.
She's A PORN STAR! So i'm betting her face has been on a lot more balls than that.  [more]


Author: Unknown Affilliate
Category: Sports
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Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27382 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:08:27 -0700 Unknown Affilliate http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27382 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Texas Stadium Explosion]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/apQf8p2QhU8/27378 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27378/#comment Sports

An 11-year-old boy gets to blow up Texas Stadium after winning an essay-writing contest. Sadly, there are no contests allowing you to blow up Jerry Jones.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27378 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:56:28 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27378 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Tiger Woods Practicing]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/UVeW30zcQp8/27377 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27377/#comment Sports

Tiger Woods has confirmed he’s back practicing. It's unclear whether he was referring to golf or adultery.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27377 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:56:10 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27377 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Vick Wins Award]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/asNEIpEMbYI/27376 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27376/#comment Sports

Michael Vick has won the NFL's Ed Block Courage Award. The honor is given annually to anyone who has the courage to endure Philadelphia's fans for a full season.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27376 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:55:51 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27376 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Jets Pay Alimony]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/QAh9zXc34d4/27375 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27375/#comment Sports

The New York Jets plan to help Antonio Cromartie resolve his paternity issues by giving him half a million dollars. And a vasectomy.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
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Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27375 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:55:07 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27375 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Clippers Cut GM]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/4JWz2mJ_p6s/27374 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27374/#comment Sports

The Clippers have severed ties with General Manager Mike Dunleavy. Meanwhile, Los Angeles is trying to sever ties with the Clippers.
  [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
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Added: Wed, 10 Mar 2010

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27374 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:54:54 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/27374