DailyComedy.com Sports Jokes http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/sports http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/dclogo_xmlfeed.jpg DailyComedy.com http://www.DailyComedy.com/ 54 89 The latest Sports jokes courtesy of DailyComedy.com Steve Etzkorn <![CDATA[What's the Diff..]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/mycrVPIbCrA/22245 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22245/#comment Sports

What's the difference between Goodyear tires and the Oakland Raiders? Normally, Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn.. [more]


Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Sports
Keywords: oakland raiders goodyear
Added: Sat, 7 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22245 Sat, 7 Nov 2009 09:42:24 -0700 Oakland Raiders, Goodyear Steve Etzkorn http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22245 Gary B. <![CDATA[Yankees victory parade]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/vMPiQnzPJc0/22214 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214/#comment Sports

 New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today.  Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Sports
Keywords: new york mets
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:45:24 -0700 New York Mets Gary B. http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[Garbage Time]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/wtkBa5F24qM/22209 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22209/#comment Sports

The New York Mets will be participating in the Yankees Word Series parade.They will be removing trash from the streets,for their only sweep of the season.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Sports
Keywords: garbage time
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22209 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 03:43:58 -0700 Garbage Time Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22209 Greg Manuel <![CDATA[Wednesday IS Opposite Day...]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/STpwCe-NgAw/22202 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22202/#comment Sports

Philadelphia Phillie Jimmy Rollins still maintains that his team is better than the Yankees, moments following their Game Six loss to their World Series opponent last night.
The only other notable thing said by Rollins during the press conference was, "Yes, I do vote Republican. Why do you ask?"  [more]


Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Sports
Keywords: world series yankees phillies jimmy rollins republicans
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22202 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 21:55:02 -0700 World Series, Yankees, Phillies, Jimmy Rollins, Republicans Greg Manuel http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22202 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Kings Sign Udoka]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/jGzix2ySGqI/22198 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22198/#comment Sports

The 1-4 Sacramento Kings signed forward Ime Udoka. They should be 2-9 in no time. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22198 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:16:28 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22198 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Dan Snyder Laments Season]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/wBA0NBt7Icc/22197 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22197/#comment Sports

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder told reporters that the team is letting everybody down. Except, of course, Nationals fans. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22197 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:16:15 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22197 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Al Davis Confronts Cable]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/iJ5Oy3eNgdc/22196 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22196/#comment Sports

Raiders owner Al Davis finally confronted Tom Cable about his violent past. We're expecting Davis to recover any day now. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22196 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:15:53 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22196 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Isiah Thomas Loses]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/oxdD9uecVNA/22195 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22195/#comment Sports

Isiah Thomas lost his coaching debut at Florida International. So we don't have anything new to report. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22195 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:15:08 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22195 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Yankees Win!]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/CbPJB49CABo/22194 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22194/#comment Sports

The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series title. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22194 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:14:38 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22194 Raymond Dean <![CDATA[World Series nearly leads to brawl]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/bFuFv8XoarA/22193 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22193/#comment Sports

Team mates A-rod and Derek Jeter nearly became entangled in an impromptu brawl when in the midst of the World Series celebration Jeter accidentally sprayed A-rod with a bottle of Dom Perignone 1987 - "...which tastes like bath water compared to the 1986" ...chuckled the shaken millionaires.  [more]


Author: Raymond Dean
Category: Sports
Keywords: a-rod derek jeter new york yankees world series
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22193 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 15:05:43 -0700 A-rod, Derek Jeter, New York Yankees, World Series Raymond Dean http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22193 Neil Berliner <![CDATA[Getting An Early Jump]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/n3KNYlHa6Jo/22189 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22189/#comment Sports

Well, the World Series is finally over.  Phillies pitchers and catchers are being ordered to report to Spring Training on Monday. [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Sports
Keywords: world series baseball
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22189 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 12:58:34 -0700 World Series, baseball Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22189 Steve Etzkorn <![CDATA[Oh No.. There Goes Tokyo.]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/rTKdwp4uG00/22186 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22186/#comment Sports

When asked what his plans are now, World Series MVP Hideki "Godzilla"
Matsui said through his interpreter, "Gonna reathe fire now and trample Disneyrand.. Rank you"! [more]


Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Sports
Keywords: godzilla hideki matsui world series
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22186 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 07:38:03 -0700 Godzilla, Hideki Matsui, World Series Steve Etzkorn http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22186 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Iverson Still Benched]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/Fb_Otijic9k/22167 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22167/#comment Sports

Lionel Hollins has said he plans to continue bringing Allen Iverson off the bench. The end of the bench, so he can't hear all the complaining. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22167 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 15:31:12 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22167 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Marbury Calls For Head]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/Ik2fTVzhL18/22166 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22166/#comment Sports

Stephon Marbury believes the New York Knicks should fire Mike D'Antoni. Of course, he also believes someone should hire Stephon Marbury. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22166 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 15:30:58 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22166 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[PGA Suspends Barron]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/Us5qrzTUUbY/22165 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22165/#comment Sports

The PGA has suspended Doug Barron for testing positive for a banned substance: personality. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22165 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 15:30:45 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22165