DailyComedy.com Sports Jokes http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/sports http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/dclogo_xmlfeed.jpg DailyComedy.com http://www.DailyComedy.com/ 54 89 The latest Sports jokes courtesy of DailyComedy.com Hunter Downs <![CDATA[3 Grams & 2 Strikes]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/Kg4v9F2RBoc/22559 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22559/#comment Sports

Pitcher Tim Lincecum of the San Francisco Giants,has won the Cy Young Award for the second straight year.He led the National League in strikeouts and marijuana possession. [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Sports
Keywords: 3 grams amp; 2 strikes
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22559 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:44:39 -0700 3 Grams & 2 Strikes Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22559 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Nets Won't Fire Coach]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/AYEVzIF0nSs/22556 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22556/#comment Sports

The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22556 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:17:07 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22556 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Nets Play With Chair]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/RQzmoro1bzA/22554 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22554/#comment Sports

The undermanned New Jersey Nets had to use a chair in place of a player during a recent practice. The chair scored 25 and pulled down 7 boards. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22554 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:16:32 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22554 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Larry Brown Repping Iverson]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/u4LQ-He5Nx8/22553 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22553/#comment Sports

Larry Brown is calling teams on behalf of Allen Iverson. The process is taking forever since he's using a rotary phone. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22553 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:16:19 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22553 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[LeBron James in the NFL?]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/h2kC_J1dkB8/22552 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22552/#comment Sports

LeBron James believes he could play in the NFL. But only if he stayed in Cleveland. Jeremy Shockey doesn't believe LeBron James deserves to play in the NFL. Then again, many people don't think Jeremy Shockey does either. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22552 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:15:40 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22552 Cara Tramontano <![CDATA[Lincecum wins highest honor]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/MwGZ6si-HSw/22542 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22542/#comment Sports

On Thursday, San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum was awarded the NL Cy Young by the Baseball Writers Association and High Times Magazine. [more]


Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Sports
Keywords: linececum cy young pot marijuana
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22542 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:47:12 -0700 linececum cy young pot marijuana Cara Tramontano http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22542 Tom Snow <![CDATA[Golfing Pun]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/VZSPWC1p7oQ/22539 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22539/#comment Sports

 I was golfing the other day and one of my feet was feeling cold.  I took off my shoes to investigate and realized that after years and years of walking the course, I had finally made a hole in one. [more]


Author: Tom Snow
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22539 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:49:17 -0700 Tom Snow http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22539 Jerry Wolski <![CDATA[Gray Area]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/AC4h1yU0QFA/22532 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22532/#comment Sports

The erroneous reported signing of 47 year-old defensemen Chris Chelios by the Boston Bruins is attributed to the teams recent announcement of an old-timers game taking place the day after the Jan. 1 Winter Classic at Fenway Park.
www.jerrywolski.com
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: chris chelios boston bruins nhl hockey
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22532 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:09:44 -0700 Chris Chelios,Boston Bruins,NHL,hockey Jerry Wolski http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22532 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Miami Chases LeBron]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/uWr1vRZRi70/22522 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22522/#comment Sports

Miami believes it's found a way to lure LeBron James and Chris Bosh to the Heat. It's called "a miracle." [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22522 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:51:29 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22522 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Manu Will Retire]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/LZkxbQyY5eY/22521 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22521/#comment Sports

Manu Ginobili said he plans to retire in another four years. Bats everywhere are thrilled. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22521 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:51:15 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22521 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Dennis Rodman Detained]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/_BHQ_a2etds/22520 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22520/#comment Sports

Dennis Rodman was detained in Germany after a hotel said he skipped out on a $5,000 bill. That's nothing: Rodman used to spend that much just on dress alterations. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22520 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:51:02 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22520 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[TN Dismisses Freshmen]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/Yd3IOwuh_6M/22519 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22519/#comment Sports

Tennessee has dismissed two freshmen football players charged in an attempted armed robbery. Miami sent them honorary degrees. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22519 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:50:49 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22519 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Larry Brown Texts Iverson]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/MJPQgRl29Hg/22518 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22518/#comment Sports

Larry Brown reportedly had been texting Allen Iverson. Brown's plan is to slowly teach Iverson to read. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22518 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:50:25 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22518 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Knicks Pass on Iverson]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/nsNf3S24kvs/22517 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22517/#comment Sports

The Knicks have decided to pass on signing Allen Iverson. Odd, since Iverson hasn't passed in years. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22517 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:50:13 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22517 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute <![CDATA[Greinke Wins Cy Young]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesSports/~3/jf8udj0vMfU/22516 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22516/#comment Sports

Zack Greinke has been named the American League's Cy Young Award winner. It was the Royals' first win since July. [more]


Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22516 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:48:43 -0700 Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22516