DailyComedy.com Weird Jokes http://www.dailycomedy.com/jokes/weird http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/dclogo_xmlfeed.jpg DailyComedy.com http://www.DailyComedy.com/ 54 89 The latest Weird jokes courtesy of DailyComedy.com Frank James <![CDATA[BAD FOOTWORK]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/cl9i7PdIQDo/22570 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22570/#comment Weird

   Several avid fight fans were arguing about who was the dirtiest boxer of all time.
   The winner named a little-known journeyman, Kirk "The Toe" Kowalski, who was involved in twelve stoppages on cuts--to his opponent's shins.  [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords: boxing
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22570 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:14:20 -0700 Boxing Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22570 bix brillo <![CDATA[senior moments]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/TVgDm2wtGvE/22567 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22567/#comment Weird

...there is a new social website for senior citizens.  www.seniorpeoplemeet.com , where you can join today, meet tomorrow, and forget who they are the next day.    [more]


Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: senior citizens social networking dating relationships
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22567 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:51:26 -0700 senior citizens, social networking, dating, relationships, bix brillo http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22567 Frank James <![CDATA[JUST ASKIN']]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/hW4tw6x7k8Y/22566 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22566/#comment Weird

   America's young people seem barely able to make change; understand almost nothing about government; hardly read and, certainly, can't write.
   Yet, they talk, text and tweet incessantly.
   About what?   [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22566 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:55:51 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22566 Frank James <![CDATA[BOOBY HEIST]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/L1pIiqnyN_s/22565 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22565/#comment Weird

   A local guy is in the process of forming a group to promote breast feeding--for adult men.
   His tentative slogan:  "Human breast milk, a super-nutritious food--and udderly delicious!"
   A defensible viewpoint, to be sure.  Though it does seem an awful lot like taking candy from a baby.  [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22565 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:34:25 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22565 Frank James <![CDATA[WHEN HALF-A-BUCK WAS A FULL RIDE]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/vG1CcTrFPqo/22564 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22564/#comment Weird

   During the Great Depression, what did they call a hooker?
   Fifty-cent piece.  [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22564 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:21:32 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22564 Neil Berliner <![CDATA["Pass the Forceps"]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/5qMql0PtfOI/22563 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22563/#comment Weird

A two year old Tennessee boy helped his mother deliver her fourth baby on their living room couch.  When a reporter asked him if he'd been scared or nervous, the toddler replied, "Ha!  No way; the last two were C-sections!" [more]


Author: Neil Berliner
Category: Weird
Keywords: childbirth mother baby
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22563 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:21:30 -0700 childbirth, mother, baby Neil Berliner http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22563 Hunter Downs <![CDATA[It's "The Scream" I Tell Ya]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/Dpp5Lcl3Irw/22549 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22549/#comment Weird

I collect Cheetos and potato chips that resemble real objects.It's taken quite a bite out of my wallet.  [more]


Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Weird
Keywords: its quot;the screamquot; i tell ya
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22549 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:54:41 -0700 It's "The Scream" I Tell Ya Hunter Downs http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22549 Tom Snow <![CDATA[Farts]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/ceB2ert6nzA/22538 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22538/#comment Weird

If a fart had no odor, people wouldn't raise such of a stink over it.
And have you noticed these days that silent farts are unheard of?
If you could see a fart, could you bite it?  I imagine that you could, but why would you take a bite out of something that tastes like Uhhhh...
  [more]


Author: Tom Snow
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22538 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:41:44 -0700 Tom Snow http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22538 Tom Snow <![CDATA[Man from Wiscasset]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/FhZ2vt4Efso/22533 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22533/#comment Weird

There once was a man from Wiscasset
Who couldn't afford him a casket.
So he bought him an axe
and with a couple of whacks,
his wife fit quite well in a basket.  [more]


Author: Tom Snow
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22533 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:26:42 -0700 Tom Snow http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22533 Frank James <![CDATA[ST. JOE AIN'T JUST IN MISSOURI, ANYMORE]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/FXzNNKTskVA/22531 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22531/#comment Weird

   Not long ago, Joe Biden told this guy in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow.
   Understandably, Biden withstood a torrent of jeers and criticism for the obvious gaff.
   Some rock-ribbed Republicans went so far as to characterize Mr. Biden's behavior as "sheer cruelty."
   A few diehard Democrats posited that the Vice President--being a believing Christian--may simply have been trying to heal the man.
   Both these groups were kidding--I think. [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22531 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:44:58 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22531 Frank James <![CDATA[REGISTERED LEADS]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/vPN4CXxe2DM/22530 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22530/#comment Weird

   Friend of mine quit expensive online dating services.
   Says too many of the women there just want to get married.
   Now he's into scrolling names of nearby female sex offenders.  [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22530 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:41:47 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22530 Adam Allred <![CDATA[The Jesus Remix]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/BdWwwiJV_rc/22529 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22529/#comment Weird

 Here's the deal.  I call this my Jesus Remix.  It's 2 jokes... same set up, but 2 different punchlines.  Here we go....
So I was driving down the road the other day and saw this guy holding up a sign that said, "Jesus Saves!"  And I couldn't help but think to myself, "Man, Wal Mart's got some stiff competition!"
REMIX
So I was driving down the road the other day and saw this guy holding up a sign that said, "Jesus Saves!" Which reminded me how much of a Jew he truly is! [more]


Author: Adam Allred
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22529 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:48:19 -0700 Adam Allred http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22529 Adam Allred <![CDATA[Exciting Sex Life of Rape]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/r9QJ1aUZ-RI/22527 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22527/#comment Weird

 I try to keep things in my sex life fresh between me and my Girlfriend.  I actually created a new move the other week, I call it "Rape."  The key is, we do it when she doesn't feel like it!  She really gets into though, like when I'm about to finish she usually gets me in the face with some pepper spray, which REALLY doesn't even burn anymore, it's just like a light seasoning to sex! [more]


Author: Adam Allred
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22527 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:22:23 -0700 Adam Allred http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22527 Frank James <![CDATA[PROMISE OF PERKINESS]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/X76L6BFPGBA/22505 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22505/#comment Weird

   Local firm's ad for custom-made bras:  "While we work quickly and efficiently, things will definitely be held up."  [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22505 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:14:39 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22505 Frank James <![CDATA[LETTERING IN MATH]]> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DCJokesWeird/~3/oejM-aRvy4g/22504 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22504/#comment Weird

   As a kid, I found Roman numerals somewhat difficult to learn--initially.  [more]


Author: Frank James
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22504 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:09:58 -0700 Frank James http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22504