Originally recorded January 31, 2012. DJNewStyle and Steev the Larper talk about car death, the misery caused by dog sweaters, the smell of sadness associated with Everything Must Go sales, unsecured security cameras, and a comparison of East and West Coast Asian restaurants.

Download MP3
Streaming Video
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded January 24, 2012. DJNewStyle is joined by Steev the Larper, who used to play baseball. They talk about a haystack named Steven Tyler, get caught in a whirlpool of hideous pop-country, and discuss a world without instant access to everything.

Download MP3
Streaming Video
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded January 10, 2012. DJNewStyle and Steev the Larper talk about impending sloth, infuriating things that women do to ensure that men die earlier than them, heart wrenching Facebook scams, chain restaurant Birthdays, and finding Paradise. 

Our friend Clayton from Texas calls in to expose Steev’s ethnic aspirations, Steev compares his life to Full House, Ken learns about ’icing’ and eliminates a friend from his social graph.

Download MP3
Streaming Video
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded January 3, 2012. DJNewStyle and Steev the Larper ring in what may be Earth’s final year with a discussion of the holidays, exchanging presents in adulthood, Dunkin Donuts racial analysis, the embarrassment of Kinect Adventures, Supermarket Sweep, and odd interactions with co-workers.

Nostradamus might be wrong about his predictions, but after an epic twitter battle with children, attempts at buying groceries, and listening to your holiday stories - we can always hope he’s not.

Download MP3
Streaming Video
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded December 20, 2011. DJNewStyle and Steev the Larper talk about the McRib, smelly people and their love of gaming, hitting rock-bottom with Dr. Mario addiction, tiny personal hair trimmers that get in tight places, and roofers that need an assistance.

Quote of the Week: “Back in 1987, you were either gay or retarded.” - Steev the Larper

Download MP3
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded December 14, 2011. DJNewStyle and Steev the Larper talk about Shawny Murphy’s adept fake praying skills, smelly butcher shops, Southerners that were born and raised in New Jersey, aloof and oblivious restaurant employees, and chatty broads that are so into the words they have to say that they fail to notice horrific odor.

It’s the holiday season and I don’t remember much of the lessons my grade school Teachers forced the Jewish kids to teach us around this time of year, so let’s just wish each other well in whatever way we’re familiar with. Deal?

Download MP3
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded December 6, 2011. DJNewStyle invites Steev the Larper to provide his take on a few awkward and embarrassing situations he’s found himself in recently. He’s letting his house fall apart, being careless with his pornography, and trying to be a good consumer of electronics - too bad he’s preoccupied with all the things that irritate him about Southerners.

Download MP3
Streaming Video
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded November 29, 2011. DJNewStyle is joined by Steev the Larper for a discussion about the holiday season, video games, and pitbulls.  Is Thanksgiving your favorite holiday?  Have you decorated your cubicles for Christmas?  Do you own a pitbull because you’re just a fan of the breed?  If so, please keep it to yourself.  We’re busy complaining about old video games we played when we were kids.

Download MP3
Streaming Video
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally recorded November 15, 2011. DJNewStyle talks about his weekend in NYC, which was dedicated to the comedy of Paul Versi, Joe DeRosa, Bill Burr, and Louis CK.  He ate at Shake Shack, had a peculiar exchange while eating Ramen, and did his best to keep an open mind while reluctantly stepping onto a subway car filled with seemingly dangerous individuals.

Download MP3
Like on Facebook
Subscribe on iTunes

Originally broadcast November 8, 2011. DJNewStyle has discovered that Germfreak has an unhealthy sleep schedule and an equally unhealthy obsession with facetime.  They talk about full-size candy bars and what it means on Halloween, punishing your children, Elmer’s glue, and an idea that would be a fine replacement for social networking, if you’re a grumpy, anti-social asshole.  Clayton calls in to offer a little goddamn sense.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank and his pre-dawn iPhone usage.
• Ken gives out full-size candy bars, attempts to be legendary.
• Frank’s Mom deserves a nice meal and a bruised son.
• Raising the young is not for the young.
• Reminisce with us: Elmer’s glue.
• Digital hoarding vs. today’s social networking.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast October 25, 2011. DJNewStyle is joined by Germfreak, a hypocritical bald asshole who has decided that dogs shouldn’t wear Halloween costumes. They talk about such important topics as nutella, breakfast cereals, and severely graphic videos we can’t help watching. Calls from Ed and Clayton.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank and Ed throw Ken in the barrel.
• The embarrassing costume contest and parade.
• Nutella, Fruit Brute, and cereals before Frank’s time.
• Black people steal a word from white people for a change.
• Internet videos that have scarred us.
• Feeder mice, Gaddafi, and what real revolution looks like.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast October 18, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak are starting to come to the realization that they don’t do enough things.  This episode, Frank reveals that he’s made a new technological purchase and traveled by automobile to try one of America’s most heart-cloggingly delicious meals.  Ken travels to a needlessly brief fall festival, visits a Chinese Buffet in the hood, and talks about being recognized while shitting at work.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken eats at a Chinese Buffet in the hood.
• Fall festivals, driving to leave quickly.
• Amanda’s diner blunder.
• The Honorary Health Inspector saves the day.
• Frank tries a cheesesteak, readies his opinion.
• The reason Ken’s sneaker collection is growing.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast October 11, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak welcome X-Factor contestant J. Mark Inman to the show. It’s difficult to describe this interview. Let @JMarkInMan know what you thought of it.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank books a guest - his first booking since FuckTheGeek.
• Former X-Factor contestant J. Mark Inman is odd.
• Frank loses his patience, gets hurt feelings.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast October 4, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak get ready for fall and talk about a local farm’s festivities. Somehow they manage to tie incontinence, biopsies, and terrible news together with a quick update about the subjects of last week’s episode - Calvin and Mikey.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Pumpking picking as an adult.
• The embarrassment of hay rides.
• Dermatologists and their comfortable scheduling.
• Frank wonders what dying would allow him to do.
• Calvin and Mikey update.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast September 20, 2011. DJNewStyle offers helpful information to a stranger, deals with a troubled co-worker, and gives advice to College kids on Chatroulette. Two of these kids, Mikey and Calvin, call in for more. Steev the Larper joins the conversation and tries to lend a hand.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• No coffee at the bagel place.
• Helping a troubled co-worker.
• Mikey and Calvin call in for advice.
• How can College roommates become friends?.
• Ken tries to help Calvin score his first College date.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast September 13, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak start the show by getting into an argument, then it’s on to the tenth anniversary of 9/11/2001.   Along the way we cover such topics as coffee cup piss sponges, the trials of a costumed marketing ploy, and Frank’s new Seinfeld impression.  Call from Casey.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• WTC Jumpers & Suicide.
• Technical difficulties, irritation
• Little shops, claustrophobia, and bear hugs.
• Urine, coffee, things you shouldn’t bring into a stall.
• Reverend Run posts a touching tweet about Tupac.

Download: MP3

Originally broadcast September 6, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about the big power outage, meaningless bets and the people who make them, Frank’s obsession with boardwalk games, and fecal disappearing acts. Calls from Ed and Clayton.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken’s power outage, apathy towards similar stories.
• Ed and Frank bicker about Ken’s phone
• Natives again, criss-cross apple sauce?
• Jersey Shore, Frank loves boardwalk games.
• Clayton shits himself.
• PristineSneakers, Brian, and Vealchop have a new podcast!

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast August 23, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak are joined by Foundry Music Jeff for a discussion of East Coast earthquakes, upscale buffet, eating our pets, getting by with the what could be help from strangers, and movie theater soap.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank opens with a few bars, tells of his first-time shaking.
• Jeff scoffs, berates the North East, and argues with Frank.
• Vacation, vandalism, and venison.
• A sloe gin fizz is a beverage known to the elderly (and bald).
• Ghostbusters 2 is inversely related to movie theater soap.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast August 09, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about road rage, rotting toes, meatloaf and mob week, being forced into sharing toys, and attempting at validation from fast food employees. Calls from Ed McGrath, Clayton, and Jimmy Rhodes.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank gets aggressive, regular road rage.
• Fungus, rotting toes, aqua shoes, and other hypocrisy.
• Frank prefers shy children, hates confident, greedy kids.
• Jimmy Rhodes checks in from the road.
• We try to get validation from fast food employees.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast July 26, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk discuss native americans, sassy barriers of customer service, trying to become better with age, and what we expect of a burger and fries.   Call from Clayton.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken turns 31, goes to Mohegan Sun.
• Frank blindly respects the natives, Ken suspects cheating.
• Clayton calls in: declining rage, old man strength.
• Bobby Flay: Burger Palace, Bar Americain.
• Hotel renovations, Hotwire customer service.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast July 19, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak argue about technical issues, invitations, and common courtesy. Frank has an issue with Big Brother and he realizes that he’s a bleeder. Calls from Indy Mike and Jeff.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank echoes, ruins the mood.
• Frank figures out what’s wrong with his ass.
• Indy Mike calls: Frank’s Big Brother frustration.
• Boston Market, School Lunch, and red velvet.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast July 5, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak discuss High School sciences, treating fireworks as an event, the breakability of backyard barbecue furniture, and a new Seinfeld impression is unveiled.  Calls from Ed and Clayton.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Broken Keurig - will Frank scam?
• High School science, dissection, chemicals.
• The 4th of July: Fireworks, irritating children.
• Ed visits Frank’s house, Clayton seeks a blender.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast June 28, 2011. DJNewStyle hasn’t heard from Germfreak and attributes it to ignored communications. Discussions include errant pisses, Adam Carolla’s live podcast, cell phone absence, and faking your way to patient assistance.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Permanently wet bathroom floor.
• Prunes: a newly revamped snack.
• Live Carolla in NYC with Jeff and Vealchop.
• Forced into borrowing money, tipping in bathrooms.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast June 21, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about conversations that occur while walking a dog, the scent spectrum of women’s perfume, car garbage, severe pride deficits, the passing of Ryan Dunn, and hobbies better than virtual strip clubs.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank needs music, can’t be bothered to dispose of garbage.
• Frank’s dog smells like high-quality barbecue.
• Women’s perfume in relation to years lived.
• Frank’s Seinfeldian observation: getting turned on.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast June 14, 2011. DJNewStyle tries to steer away from the path of informational indifference that Germfreak has taken. They discuss the NBA finals, London Broil (kind of), and the GOP debate. Frank claims to have an imagination, Ken is skeptical.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• King James, Scottie Pippen, Mark Cuban.
• GOP debates, Ron Paul, Bruno.
• Let’s pretend Frank has an imagination.
• IrishAlkey has passed away. We’re devastated and we’ll miss him forever.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast May 31, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak discuss a moment of poor judgement at a Chinese restaurant, food bourne illness, the accumulation of old man traits and hobbies, and an analysis of Frank’s parenting style. Call from FoundryMusic Jeff.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Chinese Restaurant tea, sickness, revenge.
• Teddy’s anus, Sophie’s ashes.
• Frank marvels at Ken’s supply.
• Ken discovers that he is nearing his twilight.
• Jeff calls to talk housing and parenthood.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast May 24, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak discuss the heartache of losing a pet, try to rebuild a friendship with Ed, and share some embarrassing stories.  Frank spills his sadness for all to hear on this episode.  Call from Ed

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• RIP Sophie
• Losing a pet, cremation vs. burial.
• Ed and Frank address their issues.
• Frank and his Internet dependence.
• Embarrassment.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast May 17, 2011. DJNewStyle admits to watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey and decides it’s too Italian for him. Non-Shitting Jack calls in to talk about disrupting his art class and WalterSobchak calls in to discuss the South, ethnicity, and Miranda Lambert’s huge head.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• “Not my place to speak”
• Non-Shitting Jack pushes his luck.
• Real Housewives of NJ, “Drama”.
• Talking about the South with WalterSobchak.
• Schwarzenegger, Twitter digs deep.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast May 11, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak explore the space of the new studio and argue their way through the 300th episode of this podcast. Thank you to everyone who makes this show a part of their week. It means a lot! Call from Clayton.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank is zipped and thirsty.
• Sneakers, sock feet, and anger.
• Mother’s Day and pornstars.
• Apeface Magoo stops by.
• Permanent ice cream stains.
• Frank’s disgusting car.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast April 26, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak use incorrect terminology as discussions of illness, embarrassment, and Easter ensue. During this episode, an apologetic call is made to Santa Claus.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank is under the weather.
• Luke makes an internet friend.
• Missed Email: Santa wants an interview.
• Easter, traditions, and turning corners.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast April 19, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about disrespect, taking action and standing up for yourself. FM Jeff and Ed McGrath call in to further discuss a situation that Germfreak blew out of proportion. It’s a longer show than usual.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Shit frequency.
• Frank ducks out, ducks back in.
• Frank overreacts, sensationalizes, busts balls.
• Twitter content audit: YoureSoShain, TheGermfreak
• Former employer contacts me looking for free work.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast April 12, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about italians, bicycles, dogs, dancing with the stars, being a human with a heart, and being a bald asshole with no soul.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank challenges Ken’s bravado.
• Bicycles and heterosexuality.
• Addiction, caffeine, zoloft, DWTS.
• Frank doesn’t feel bad when people die (sometimes)

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast March 29, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about youth, grammar, video games, and extermination. Calls from FMJeff.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank gets an XBOX 360.
• Jeff’s grammar test for Frank.
• Ken employs an exterminator.
• Extraneous breaks for non-smokers? We ask our expert.

Download: MP3

Originally broadcast March 22, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about disgusting office animals, medication, side-effects, scary commercials, and good customer service. Calls from Non-Shitting Jack and Walter Sobchak

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Washing silverware = too difficult?
• Frank makes an important life change.
• Ken unveils his new impression.
• Scary commercials, home invasion, monsters.
• Good customer service: Keurig, Pastosa, McDonalds?

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast March 15, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak discuss fast food flubs and filth, free estimate addiction, cabinet refacing, and facebook babies.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Twitter while shitting.
• Bread choice and sandwich artists.
• McDonalds, cheese, and stale ketchup.
• Cabinet refacing, free estimates, bubble gum.
• Facebook children time lapse photography.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast March 8, 2011. DJNewStyle talks about his last day at work, his new job, a few frustrations, complaints, and annoyances.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• The last day of work.
• A new job, walking on egg shells.
• Urinals, ubiquitous piss, and shiny tiles.
• Momofuku: Cookies and obsession.
• Country music that panders.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast February 22, 2011. DJNewStyle is in full comfort mode as he discusses douchey foodiness, cleaning out your desk, and splitting the bill. Call from Steev the Larper.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken tries hopelessness by broadcasting in pajama pants.
• First time at an Indian restaurant.
• Steev loves Pho, Asians test Steev.
• Watching your body of work meet judgement day.
• Birthday parties, splitting the bill, abusing the system.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast February 15, 2011. DJNewStyle discusses Valentine’s Day, tries to impress his girlfriend, gets disgusted by disgusting office filth, and talks about recent uncertainty in his career.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken’s grandiose Valentine’s Day plans.
• Disgusting smells / tastes: The office microwave.
• Lunch thievery, snack stealing, liars.
• Should Ken mess with Texas?
• Jobs, chain of command, not giving a shit.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast February 1, 2011. DJNewStyle and Germfreak talk about Frank’s newfound enthusiasm for learning, creepy and gross shaving fetishes, King of Comedy, Seinfeld, and emergency shitting. Calls from Barb and Ed McGrath.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Frank can learn and I deserve the credit.
• Frank is obsessed with videos of matted dogs.
• Back hair, shaving, and sexting gone wrong.
• A reenactment of a classic movie scene.
• Ken has to run away from the mic.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast February 1, 2011. DJNewStyle talks about fat people and their lies, driving in wintry conditions, facial disfigurments, and boogers. Calls from Walter Sobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• People identified as nothing but fat.
• How to drive in the snow, calling out of work.
• Have a Nice Days Guy has some bad days.
• Nose-picking, booger disposal, snot pride.
• Walter Sobchak enjoys his own stench.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast January 25, 2011. DJNewStyle is joined by Germfreak for a discussion of corporate status, parenthood, disappointment with major franchises, and horrible maladies of the crotch. Calls from Ed McGrath.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Mr. Staples
• Helping with homework.
• Frank visits Pollo Tropical.
• Make it up to me: Calling businesses who’ve wronged us.
• Frank claims that he has become uncircumcized.
• The accumulation of Doctors.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast January 25, 2011. DJNewStyle remembers the golden age of seedy computer sales, the original social networks, inexplicably attended Super Bowl parties, and a recent trip to Seattle.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Buying our first computer, getting scammed.
• Cutting back, attention sappers, embarrassing cafe game.
• The Super Bowl: A collection of blurry memories.
• How Amanda met my family.
• Seattle, travel arrangements, unwarranted complaints.
• A taxi driver prepares for death.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast January 11, 2011. DJNewStyle is joined by Germfreak for a discussion of public humiliation, celebrity ghost stories, music appreciation, friends who subtly challenge your sexuality, and the only reason sports remain exciting. Call from Walter Sobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Quick Chek employee gives Ken a talking to.
• Celebrities and the great beyond.
• Frank’s son enjoys music in his own way.
• Frank gets asked about ‘hunks’.
• Why I watch sports, Field goals, Superbowl XXV.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast January 11, 2011. After not washing clothes for weeks, DJNewStyle discusses New Jersey snow-fear, the bloodlust of cable news, the modern legacy of the average person, and Delilah’s late night radio show.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Irrational snow-fear.
• News greed, Arizona shooting.
• A full life reduced to your last tweet.
• The moment you know you’re old, Extreme.
• Delilah’s romance advice, song request radio show.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast January 4, 2011. DJNewStyle doesn’t always want to chit-chat, loves being a third party to workplace politics, hates manufactured enthusiasm, and offends the CEO of a clock company. Call Walter Sobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Brazillian Rodizio etiquette as real life.
• The new small talk: shit talking your boss.
• Drones and their manufactured enthusiasm.
• Your website isn’t a business unless it makes money.
• The responsibility-free charity: “If I won the lotto…”

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast January 4, 2011. DJNewStyle sneaks into Little Fockers, reacts to coupon culture, fears a life surrounded by things, and loathes the New Year. Calls from Tilt and Walter Sobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• A new way for shitty movies to succeed.
• Coupon culture, acquiring stuff as a hobby.
• Disposable Christmas gifts, shoveled sidewalks.
• Being an old man and hating the new.
• New Year: Resolutions, Dick Clark, and MTV.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast December 21, 2010. DJNewStyle is joined by Germfreak in a discussion of death, losing loved ones, funeral photoshoots, cellular youth, and Christmas. Call from FM Jeff.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• RIP Grandma.
• When grief meets curiosity.
• Frank’s daughter gets a phone.
• Warming up to Christmas.
• Funerals: Photos, inspections, locks of hair.
• Frank comes through: Picture of hooves.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast December 7, 2010. DJNewStyle discusses melted chemicals we drink, video game addiction, visual impairment, corrective lenses, Tumblr’s outage, and a possible change in the format of this podcast.  Call from Mike from Queens.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Coffee and chemical warfare.
• Shawny Murphy’s status.
• World of Warcraft, social gaming, addiction.
• Corrective lenses, free glasses, The Proclaimers.
• Tumblr’s outage, TV shows you can’t enjoy again.
• A drastic format change coming?

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast November 30, 2010. DJNewStyle explains his vague family emergency announcement, hospitals, Dunkin Donuts lunatic, feminine Taco Bell Drive Thru, working at McDonalds, retail, dudes who overemphasize their desire for women, and the unfortunate side of his dog Teddy eating everything.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken’s family emergency.
• Hospitals, germs, death, coffee.
• Fast food oddballs: Dunkin Donuts, Taco Bell.
• Working at McDonalds: Creepy co-workers, lingo.
• Retail, black friday, dudes, dog shit.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast November 9, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss human indifference, fat girl breakfast, spray paint, website slavery, and Growing Pains. Calls from Walter Sobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Rite Aid and other bastions of friendliness.
• Ken’s oatmeal shame, Shawn’s worm knowledge.
• Neighborhood vandalism: A menace on the loose.
• Websites that make you work for free.
• Civil War, Growing Pains, Mark Summers, Bud Bundy.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast November 1, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss bodily fluids, dog parks, parking lot arguments, and Fiverr.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken’s Dad nearly makes him vomit.
• Teddy loves to piss, makes a new friend.
• Amanda gets yelled at by a fat man.
• A review of low cost bidding site, Fiverr.

Download: MP3

Originally broadcast October 26, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss coughing, advertisements, recurring product mascots, costume jobs, poor decisions, hockey fights, old friends, old beverages, and old men in the club.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken and whooping cough.
• Is Shawn an advertiser’s mark?
• What it’s like to be a mascot.
• Santa vs. Easter Bunny.
• Shawn’s Hockey fight.
• An embarrassing moment at the Dentist.
• Better than them.

Download: MP3

Originally broadcast October 19, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss fat girl hands, Halloween, evil children, disobedient dogs, birthday celebrations, invitation protocol, Subway and meat combinations.  Calls from Non-Shitting Jack.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Ken discovers fat girl hands.
• Mischief night, Halloween, Trick or Treat.
• Alex Webs talks about ICU2.
• What should I make of an invitation?
• Dead pets make us cry like women. 
• Subway: Breakfast and Cold Cut Combo explained.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast October 5, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss flat tires, wasted days, beefsteak dinners, parenting, and eliminating waste in public. Calls from Walter Sobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Shawn’s tire and Ken’s Saturday.
• Dentist: Small talk, lies, Star Trek.
• Charity Blunders: Beefsteak dinners.
• Messy children as scapegoats.
• How we were raised, shopping with Mom, hell.
• Urination: Beyond the toilet.
• Feats of colonic strength: Holding your shit.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast September 28, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss the thermodynamics of obesity, curating your shit library, celebrity diets, enjoying bad stock tips, and embracing the end of your life.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Shawn’s intro, war on smoking.
• Obesity and ambient temperature.
• Women, sweaters, heat, and coupons.
• Busy-body woman magazines and shitting.
• Diet Coke, bad stock tips, and a bad boss.
• Turning everyday life into a depressing formula.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast September 21, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss bachelor parties, fighting in adulthood, Dorito dust and gut punches, Ken’s anger issues, plans for conflict resolution, the rude and inconvenient elderly. Calls from Karate Kid Soundtrack, and WalterSobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Shawn gets in a fist fight.
• Black dude from TinyChat called us.
• Shawn is targeted by Ken’s rage.
• Ken attempts to deal with anger issues.
• Inconvenient foreigners and elderly people.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast September 14, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss skateboarding in arcades, jacking for refreshment, porn hunters and gathers, female geek culture celebrities, black interests, and ass beauty. Calls from Leslie from Brooklyn.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• How to stay awake while driving.
• The hunting and gathering of pornography.
• Video of the week: Geek and Gamer Girls.
• Marinating in black ass.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast September 7, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy discuss body hair removal, the HearUsTalk Labor Day Event in Staten Island, gruesome shit stories, fantasy football’s ascension, putting pride in place of embarrassment, and the frustration of Facebook friendship. Calls from Germfreak, FM Jeff, Walter Sobchak.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Shawn’s new obsession.
• Labor Day Bash at Bottomley’s.
• Walter Sobchak’s embarrassing hobby.
• Horrible shit stories.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast August 31, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy talk about Georgia Satellites and their smart music, Have a Nice Days Guy at Quick Chek, Clamato Budweiser, highly skilled internet masturbation, and bad vacations.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Shawn’s Intro Choice: Keep Your Hands to Yourself.
• Ken remembers to talk about the Outer Banks.
• Performing music for strange masturbators.
• Watch the video of the week, ya GOOBER.
• Bad vacations, video game rules.
• The HearUsTalk Labor Day Bash! You’re invited.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video

Originally broadcast August 24, 2010. DJNewStyle and Shawny Murphy talk about their neighbors, uncontrollable children, old Japanese people, and a particular midget footrace. Call from Casey.

A brief rundown of a few highlights:

• Shawn gets to know his neighbors.
• Ken needs a plan for home defense.
• Retraction: Screaming Children.
• Japan: Robots and Elderly Management.
• The greatest moment in Television history.

Download: MP3 | Streaming Video