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It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use.</feedburner:browserFriendly><item><title>FIFA Finally Releases Full World Cup Corruption Report</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/roNhMw5ViP0/fifa-finally-releases-full-world-cup-corruption-report-1796454359</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rm455SuR--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/sv8tnyi9atsdauexwnvh.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nearly three years after it was completed, FIFA has at long last released in full the internal report on alleged corruption relating to the bids for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups that it had previously been &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/fifas-independent-investigator-wants-his-corruption-rep-1638762055" rel="nofollow"&gt;so determined&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/fifas-corruption-report-is-being-kept-secret-for-very-d-1656013376" rel="nofollow"&gt;keep secret&lt;/a&gt;. This didn’t happen from any change of heart on FIFA’s part, naturally; it’s only…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/fifa-finally-releases-full-world-cup-corruption-report-1796454359"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/roNhMw5ViP0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">fifa</category><category domain="">garcia report</category><category domain="">michael garcia</category><category domain="">michael j garcia</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 16:36:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796454359</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Billy Haisley]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/fifa-finally-releases-full-world-cup-corruption-report-1796454359</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I Became a Mermaid to Prove I Know How to Swim</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/r5jZRvggMgA/i-became-a-mermaid-to-prove-i-know-how-to-swim-1796104096</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wVfRSRh5--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/c6nuu8mq14htsx8erb2u.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like all ideas that sound good at the time but are actually quite scary, my journey to become a mermaid started with a PR email. It was an invite to try&lt;a href="http://www.aquamermaid.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt; Aquamermaid&lt;/a&gt;—part actual workout, part childhood nostalgia fantasy for anyone who had practiced a hair flip in the shallow end of the town pool. I’ve never entertained…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/i-became-a-mermaid-to-prove-i-know-how-to-swim-1796104096"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/r5jZRvggMgA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">mermaids</category><category domain="">i did it to myself</category><category domain="">aquamermaid</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 15:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796104096</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Reynolds on Jezebel, shared by Barry Petchesky to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://jezebel.com/i-became-a-mermaid-to-prove-i-know-how-to-swim-1796104096</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Today's Best Deals: Anker RoboVac, T-Fal Cookware, 4K Monitor, and More</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/ekiuKkjadT8/todays-best-deals-anker-robovac-t-fal-cookware-4k-mo-1796449871</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ESLuCsB7--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/s9gt0xsokt1x8hr0r4eq.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://deals.kinja.com/heres-another-chance-to-save-on-ankers-ridiculously-pop-1796447369#" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;most popular robotic vacuum&lt;/a&gt;, an &lt;a rel="nofollow" data-amazonasin="B01MQK6D3N" data-amazonsubtag="[p|1796449871[a|B01MQK6D3N[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin" onclick="window.ga(&amp;#39;send&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;event&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;Commerce&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;deadspin - Today&amp;amp;#39;s Best Deals: Anker RoboVac, T-Fal Cookware, 4K Monitor, and More&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;B01MQK6D3N&amp;#39;);" data-amazontag="deadspinamzn-20" href="https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-4245243-U28E590D-28-Inch-Refurbished/dp/B01MQK6D3N/ref=gbps_img_s-3_e9fb_e545ddaa?smid=A1KWJVS57NX03I&amp;amp;pf_rd_p=4a61b383-8767-4471-a83a-ab3d2bd4e9fb&amp;amp;pf_rd_s=slot-3&amp;amp;pf_rd_t=701&amp;amp;pf_rd_i=gb_main&amp;amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;pf_rd_r=KPBHXCXW0X5KC91Y277D&amp;amp;kinja_price=270&amp;amp;tag=deadspinamzn-20&amp;amp;ascsubtag=[t|link[p|1796449871[a|B01MQK6D3N[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin"&gt;affordable 4K monitor&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a rel="nofollow" data-amazonasin="" data-amazonsubtag="[p|1796449871[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin" onclick="window.ga(&amp;#39;send&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;event&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;Commerce&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;deadspin - Today&amp;amp;#39;s Best Deals: Anker RoboVac, T-Fal Cookware, 4K Monitor, and More&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;&amp;#39;);" data-amazontag="deadspinamzn-20" href="https://www.amazon.com/dlp/e7b14496/ref=gbps_img_s-3_e9fb_e7b14496?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;pf_rd_p=4a61b383-8767-4471-a83a-ab3d2bd4e9fb&amp;amp;pf_rd_s=slot-3&amp;amp;pf_rd_t=701&amp;amp;pf_rd_i=gb_main&amp;amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;pf_rd_r=B37HV4638VZMP3YA44MJ&amp;amp;tag=deadspinamzn-20&amp;amp;ascsubtag=[t|link[p|1796449871[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin"&gt;discounted cookware&lt;/a&gt; lead off Tuesday’s best deals from around the web.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deals.kinja.com/todays-best-deals-anker-robovac-t-fal-cookware-4k-mo-1796449871"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/ekiuKkjadT8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">kinja deals</category><category domain="">deals</category><category domain="">daily deals</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 14:18:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796449871</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Shep McAllister on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deals.kinja.com/todays-best-deals-anker-robovac-t-fal-cookware-4k-mo-1796449871</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>James Harrison Enjoys Game Of Hooverball</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/NS26yvrY-RQ/james-harrison-enjoys-game-of-hooverball-1796452507</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--82Rfimli--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/th2zmjwpefmrz0h80yc9.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’ve got a fresh batch of videos featuring James Harrison doing wild shit in order to stay beefy, and these clips feature him hurling a medicine ball over a volleyball net with his pals.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/james-harrison-enjoys-game-of-hooverball-1796452507"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/NS26yvrY-RQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">james harrison</category><category domain="">getting big</category><category domain="">pittsburgh steelers</category><category domain="">nfl</category><category domain="">working out</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 15:34:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796452507</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Ley]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/james-harrison-enjoys-game-of-hooverball-1796452507</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Even Crutches Can't Stop Gabriel Jesus From Getting Jiggy To Song About Himself</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/1ZZcdNezCec/even-crutches-cant-stop-gabriel-jesus-from-getting-jigg-1796451144</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0VELi52R--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/zwzvi3pwlgnmjvwsjfij.gif" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gabriel Jesus is the best young striker Brazil has produced in a startlingly long time. Obviously, this makes him a big deal back home. Brazilian funk artist MC Nego Blue was so impressed by Jesus’s talents that he penned an entire song, “É Gol” (translation: “It’s a Goal”), about the Manchester City man. And despite…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/even-crutches-cant-stop-gabriel-jesus-from-getting-jigg-1796451144"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/1ZZcdNezCec" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">dancing</category><category domain="">gabriel jesus</category><category domain="">mc nego blue</category><category domain="">e gol</category><category domain="">music videos</category><category domain="">soccer</category><category domain="">screamer</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 15:11:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796451144</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Billy Haisley]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/even-crutches-cant-stop-gabriel-jesus-from-getting-jigg-1796451144</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ask A Formula E Driver Anything You Want</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/qNddG-mnz7A/ask-a-formula-e-driver-anything-you-want-1796447290</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vxv03HMV--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tnhlg4oro4gqlapei0ma.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mitch Evans is a guy with a pretty sweet gig. At 23, the New Zealander is a racing driver for one of the world’s most storied manufacturers, Jaguar, and he’s a key part of what the racing world hopes will be the next big thing—the electric series &lt;a href="http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/five-things-formula-e-gets-right-and-three-things-it-do-1794245045" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;Formula E&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/ask-a-formula-e-driver-anything-you-want-1796447290"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/qNddG-mnz7A" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">live</category><category domain="">qa</category><category domain="">jalopnik qa</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 14:47:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796447290</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patrick George on Black Flag, shared by Barry Petchesky to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/ask-a-formula-e-driver-anything-you-want-1796447290</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>io9 Is Warner Bros. </title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/F6lIf_ieFm4/1796450501</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;io9&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://io9.gizmodo.com/is-warner-bros-really-considering-a-live-action-adapta-1796448580" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;Is Warner Bros. &lt;em&gt;Really&lt;/em&gt; Considering a Live-Action Adaptation of &lt;em&gt;Superman: Red Son&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;strong&gt;Kotaku&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://kotaku.com/starfox-2-programmer-is-surprised-and-thrilled-the-game-1796446311?utm_source=recirculation&amp;amp;utm_medium=recirculation&amp;amp;utm_campaign=tuesdayAM" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Star Fox 2&lt;/em&gt; Programmer Is Surprised And Thrilled The Game Is Finally Coming Out&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;strong&gt;Foxtrot Alpha&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/americas-nuclear-weapons-labs-are-safety-nightmares-1796429868?utm_source=recirculation&amp;amp;utm_medium=recirculation&amp;amp;utm_campaign=tuesdayAM" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;America’s Nuclear Weapons Labs Are Safety Nightmares&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;strong&gt;Lifehacker&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://lifehacker.com/the-no-frills-way-to-watermark-memos-and-track-leaks-1796429630?utm_source=recirculation&amp;amp;utm_medium=recirculation&amp;amp;utm_campaign=tuesdayAM" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;The No-Frills Way to Watermark Memos and Track Leaks&lt;/a&gt; |&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kinjaroundup.kinja.com/1796450501"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/F6lIf_ieFm4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">morning favorites</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 14:38:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796450501</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kinja! on Kinja Roundup, shared by Barry Petchesky to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://kinjaroundup.kinja.com/1796450501</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>My Life In 3,000 Hours Of Dota 2 </title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/7mU03QHuK_c/my-life-in-3-000-hours-of-dota-2-1796329080</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--h5sP8s66--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/vagmlnsgbxr8qcqp7big.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I started playing &lt;em&gt;Dota 2&lt;/em&gt; when I was in college, something I wanted to do to distract me from what I thought I was supposed to do. (Everyone gets a Bachelor’s degree today, right?)&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://compete.kotaku.com/my-life-in-3-000-hours-of-dota-2-1796329080"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/7mU03QHuK_c" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">dota 2</category><category domain="">thats 125 days</category><category domain="">valve</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 14:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796329080</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eric Van Allen on Compete, shared by Eric Van Allen to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://compete.kotaku.com/my-life-in-3-000-hours-of-dota-2-1796329080</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Russell Westbrook's MVP Acceptance Speech Was Worth The Wait</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/uy0IOvEFyHk/russell-westbrooks-mvp-acceptance-speech-was-worth-the-1796449978</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--AiUd5H2Q--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/uqmhtd9sluy9xanapxxp.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;This year, the NBA decided to give out all of its regular-season awards at once, and to have them presented at an interminable awards show that aired last night, more than two months after the end of the regular season. This was all mostly annoying and unnecessary, but Russell Westbrook’s MVP acceptance speech ended…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/russell-westbrooks-mvp-acceptance-speech-was-worth-the-1796449978"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/uy0IOvEFyHk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">russell westbrook</category><category domain="">mvp</category><category domain="">things we actually like</category><category domain="">basketball</category><category domain="">nba</category><category domain="">oklahoma city thunder</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 14:22:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796449978</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Ley]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/russell-westbrooks-mvp-acceptance-speech-was-worth-the-1796449978</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Be Prepared For Anything With This One-Day Gerber Deal</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/4l8zJ3Q36Tw/be-prepared-for-anything-with-this-one-day-gerber-deal-1796448472</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3uR1gk0j--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/erzqphlqegv0js97gow2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gerber is one of the most trusted names in multitools, and &lt;a rel="nofollow" data-amazonasin="B07114MHQT" data-amazonsubtag="[p|1796448472[a|B07114MHQT[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin" onclick="window.ga(&amp;#39;send&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;event&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;Commerce&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;deadspin - Be Prepared For Anything With This One-Day Gerber Deal&amp;lt;em&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/em&amp;gt;&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;B07114MHQT&amp;#39;);" data-amazontag="deadspinamzn-20" href="https://www.amazon.com/Gerber-Center-Drive-Multi-Tool-Custom-Sheath/dp/B07114MHQT/ref=gbps_img_s-3_e9fb_7d12da9a?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;pf_rd_p=4a61b383-8767-4471-a83a-ab3d2bd4e9fb&amp;amp;pf_rd_s=slot-3&amp;amp;pf_rd_t=701&amp;amp;pf_rd_i=gb_main&amp;amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;pf_rd_r=5S4C4GA4CDA0VK9QZ5J0&amp;amp;tag=deadspinamzn-20&amp;amp;ascsubtag=[t|link[p|1796448472[a|B07114MHQT[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin"&gt;Amazon’s bundling a few of their popular products&lt;/a&gt; into one (relatively) affordable deal.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deals.kinja.com/be-prepared-for-anything-with-this-one-day-gerber-deal-1796448472"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/4l8zJ3Q36Tw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">kinja deals</category><category domain="">deals</category><category domain="">tools</category><category domain="">gerber</category><category domain="">amazon</category><category domain="">gold box</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 13:29:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796448472</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Shep McAllister on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deals.kinja.com/be-prepared-for-anything-with-this-one-day-gerber-deal-1796448472</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Jake The Very Good Dog Brings Water To Thirsty Umpires</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/cgrDtk__ac4/jake-the-very-good-dog-brings-water-to-thirsty-umpires-1796448259</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1CmgZUTk--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/aisvfrklk1c067s7d5s2.png" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Minor league baseball is probably America’s greatest invention. From last night’s Fort Wayne TinCaps game, here’s Jake the Diamond Dog, a Golden Retriever whose job it is to carry a basket of bottled water out to the umpires between innings:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/jake-the-very-good-dog-brings-water-to-thirsty-umpires-1796448259"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/cgrDtk__ac4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">dogs</category><category domain="">jake the diamond dog</category><category domain="">fort wayne tincaps</category><category domain="">minor league baseball</category><category domain="">animals</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 13:43:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796448259</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/jake-the-very-good-dog-brings-water-to-thirsty-umpires-1796448259</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Here's Another Chance to Save On Anker's Ridiculously Popular Robotic Vacuum</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/qCF7_z4Mf48/heres-another-chance-to-save-on-ankers-ridiculously-pop-1796447369</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9JT7P5L6--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ufvc8stuqxrhdftbh6jk.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a rel="nofollow" data-amazonasin="B01LYCLS24" data-amazonsubtag="[p|1796447369[a|B01LYCLS24[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin" onclick="window.ga(&amp;#39;send&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;event&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;Commerce&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;deadspin - Here&amp;amp;#39;s Another Chance to Save On Anker&amp;amp;#39;s Ridiculously Popular Robotic Vacuum&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;B01LYCLS24&amp;#39;);" data-amazontag="deadspinamzn-20" href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LYCLS24/?tag=deadspinamzn-20&amp;amp;ascsubtag=[t|link[p|1796447369[a|B01LYCLS24[au|5727177402741770316[b|deadspin"&gt;RoboVac 11&lt;/a&gt; from Eufy (a division of Anker) is &lt;a href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/these-are-your-three-favorite-robotic-vacuums-1793087244#_ga=2.14987828.383916242.1495475003-319711706.1471388436" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;one of your favorite robotic vacuums&lt;/a&gt;, and in my own testing, it’s &lt;a href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/the-eufy-robovac-11-is-cheaper-than-the-cheapest-roomba-1793271257#_ga=1.81457877.319711706.1471388436" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;every bit as good&lt;/a&gt;—and far quieter—than my Roomba. So if it’s been on your radar, our readers can save $20 today with promo code KINJA627.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deals.kinja.com/heres-another-chance-to-save-on-ankers-ridiculously-pop-1796447369"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/qCF7_z4Mf48" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">kinja deals</category><category domain="">deals</category><category domain="">exclusive</category><category domain="">anker</category><category domain="">amazon</category><category domain="">robovac</category><category domain="">eufy</category><category domain="">home</category><category domain="">robotic vacuums</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 12:34:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796447369</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Shep McAllister on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deals.kinja.com/heres-another-chance-to-save-on-ankers-ridiculously-pop-1796447369</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Pity The Poor Man Who Tries To Run On Yasiel Puig</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/hiZPaNDIU8c/pity-the-poor-man-who-tries-to-run-on-yasiel-puig-1796442118</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--fDwrvjn0--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kp8l5mvlbdj06cq7pfrz.png" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yasiel Puig has a cannon for an arm. You know this. Everyone who has watched him knows this. Kole Calhoun, presumably, knows this—yet he found himself trying to go from first to third in the eighth inning tonight on a single hit to Puig, which meant that he found himself thrown out.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/pity-the-poor-man-who-tries-to-run-on-yasiel-puig-1796442118"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/hiZPaNDIU8c" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">yasiel puig</category><category domain="">los angeles dodgers</category><category domain="">mlb</category><category domain="">baseball</category><category domain="">kole calhoun</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 05:03:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796442118</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Baccellieri]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/pity-the-poor-man-who-tries-to-run-on-yasiel-puig-1796442118</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Cleveland Falls Behind 9-2, Erupts For 15-9 Comeback Win</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/gX-mD1Zm-Ok/cleveland-falls-behind-9-2-erupts-for-15-9-comeback-wi-1796441055</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--grHQWpJ---/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/u6md0bmf3pqhpkoyaz11.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Rangers gave Cole Hamels a very, very comfortable cushion of run support in his return from a two-month stint on the disabled list. Elvis Andrus hit two home runs, Adrian Beltre and Joey Gallo each added another, and Texas had a 9-2 lead after the top of the fourth inning.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/cleveland-falls-behind-9-2-erupts-for-15-9-comeback-wi-1796441055"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/gX-mD1Zm-Ok" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">cleveland indians</category><category domain="">texas rangers</category><category domain="">mlb</category><category domain="">baseball</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 03:43:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796441055</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Baccellieri]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/cleveland-falls-behind-9-2-erupts-for-15-9-comeback-wi-1796441055</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Russell Westbrook Is The MVP</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/exfzRKxyfsg/russell-westbrook-is-the-mvp-1796440682</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--sr47Dng3--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/e8j2dnvb83jhdhrtdpov.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Russell Westbrook—the first man to average a triple-double since Oscar Robertson, an insane human and statistical highlight reel, the player who single-handedly propelled the Oklahoma City Thunder into the playoffs—is the 2017 NBA MVP.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/russell-westbrook-is-the-mvp-1796440682"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/exfzRKxyfsg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">nba</category><category domain="">basketball</category><category domain="">russell westbrook</category><category domain="">kawhi leonard</category><category domain="">james harden</category><category domain="">oklahoma city thunder</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 03:21:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796440682</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Baccellieri]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/russell-westbrook-is-the-mvp-1796440682</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>LaVar Ball Takes Off His Shirt; Lonzo Ball Gets Booed On WWE Raw</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/bqJj-RNXVHE/lavar-ball-takes-off-his-shirt-lonzo-ball-gets-booed-a-1796438367</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IhvrzoAW--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tdpcdfelkmwnlos0y9kd.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Has LaVar Ball’s heel act made his son a heel even in Los Angeles, or do wrestling fans in LA not know Lonzo Ball is member of the Lakers? Either way, Lonzo and LaVar Ball were both booed when they appeared on &lt;em&gt;WWE Raw&lt;/em&gt; tonight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/lavar-ball-takes-off-his-shirt-lonzo-ball-gets-booed-a-1796438367"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/bqJj-RNXVHE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">wwe</category><category domain="">lavar ball</category><category domain="">lonzo ball</category><category domain="">lamelo ball</category><category domain="">big baller brand</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 01:35:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796438367</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan McQuade]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/lavar-ball-takes-off-his-shirt-lonzo-ball-gets-booed-a-1796438367</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Malcolm Brogdon Beats Joel Embiid, Dario Saric For Rookie Of The Year</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/H7Gf04yklnk/malcolm-brogdon-beats-joel-embiid-dario-saric-for-rook-1796438693</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--L7tlgzAV--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/hsvhdkucn37zx4gtj926.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Bucks’ Malcolm Brogdon is the 2017 NBA Rookie of the Year, defeating 76ers teammates Joel Embiid and Dario Saric for the award. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/malcolm-brogdon-beats-joel-embiid-dario-saric-for-rook-1796438693"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/H7Gf04yklnk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">nba</category><category domain="">basketball</category><category domain="">malcolm brogdon</category><category domain="">joel embiid</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 01:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796438693</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Baccellieri]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/malcolm-brogdon-beats-joel-embiid-dario-saric-for-rook-1796438693</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Javier Báez Robs Bryce Harper With Perfect Leaping Grab</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/8D9mE50mP84/javier-baez-robs-bryce-harper-with-perfect-leaping-grab-1796437758</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4S9QB_CB--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/hlcsuew4ldsqzkeisjsy.png" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Javier Báez showed off his range in the third inning against the Nationals tonight, leaping to snare a ball that seemingly was all but guaranteed to find the gap and become a hit. That he made it look so easy is just testament to how smooth a fielder he is:  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/javier-baez-robs-bryce-harper-with-perfect-leaping-grab-1796437758"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/8D9mE50mP84" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">javier baez</category><category domain="">chicago cubs</category><category domain="">mlb</category><category domain="">baseball</category><category domain="">bryce harper</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 00:48:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796437758</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Baccellieri]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/javier-baez-robs-bryce-harper-with-perfect-leaping-grab-1796437758</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Reports: Nationals To Add Struggling, Volatile Reliever To Struggling, Volatile Bullpen</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/fHZ67Oq6q9Q/reports-nationals-to-add-struggling-volatile-reliever-1796436308</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--lmPfBEQW--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/orhm0tisnhvhc3iog1fe.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Nationals’ success this year has been possible only despite their bullpen, which has seemingly tried very hard to make victory impossible as one of the worst relief corps in baseball. Their front office’s latest attempt to change that should do very little—the reported signing of Francisco Rodriguez, who was cut…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/reports-nationals-to-add-struggling-volatile-reliever-1796436308"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/fHZ67Oq6q9Q" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">washington nationals</category><category domain="">francisco rodriguez</category><category domain="">mlb</category><category domain="">baseball</category><category domain="">detroit tigers</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 23:41:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796436308</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Baccellieri]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/reports-nationals-to-add-struggling-volatile-reliever-1796436308</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>For Frequent Travelers, The Chase Sapphire Reserve Is A Core Holding</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/Cx-wXIXwV88/for-frequent-travelers-the-chase-sapphire-reserve-is-a-1796407364</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FOx6Epz6--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/t23hrzfuukxi6zape1wa.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://thepointsguy.com/card-details/chase-sapphire-reserve%e2%84%a0/?utm_source=referral&amp;amp;utm_campaign=lifehacker2" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;Chase Sapphire Reserve&lt;/a&gt; is the step up version of our readers’ favorite travel rewards credit card, the &lt;a href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/the-chase-sapphire-preferred-is-still-the-best-travel-r-1792561257#_ga=2.138121456.1775692765.1498479908-319711706.1471388436" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;Chase Sapphire Preferred&lt;/a&gt;. If you’re a frequent traveler, the Reserve is essential.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/for-frequent-travelers-the-chase-sapphire-reserve-is-a-1796407364"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/Cx-wXIXwV88" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">gear</category><category domain="">credit cards</category><category domain="">credit card rewards</category><category domain="">points</category><category domain="">travel</category><category domain="">chase</category><category domain="">chase sapphire reserve</category><category domain="">ultimate rewards</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796407364</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Shane Roberts on Gear, shared by Shane Roberts to Deadspin]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://gear.lifehacker.com/for-frequent-travelers-the-chase-sapphire-reserve-is-a-1796407364</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Serena Williams Tells John McEnroe To Pipe Down</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/ucUps6RllX0/serena-williams-tells-john-mcenroe-to-pipe-down-1796435582</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4LgLCPa4--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/vlsn6qs2hqhatks0nmwm.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Former tennis superstar and current &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/john-mcenroe-is-sick-of-phil-jackson-making-the-knicks-1796390648" rel="nofollow"&gt;cranky Knicks fan&lt;/a&gt; John McEnroe put his foot directly into his mouth this weekend when he &lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/2017/06/25/534149646/but-seriously-tennis-great-john-mcenroe-says-hes-seeking-inner-peace" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;spoke with NPR&lt;/a&gt; and praised Serena Williams as “incredible” and the “best female player ever,” before clarifying that she was not the best &lt;em&gt;tennis&lt;/em&gt; player ever because “if she played the men’s…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/serena-williams-tells-john-mcenroe-to-pipe-down-1796435582"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/ucUps6RllX0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">serena williams</category><category domain="">sick owns</category><category domain="">tennis</category><category domain="">john mcenroe</category><category domain="">burns</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 23:10:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796435582</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patrick Redford]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/serena-williams-tells-john-mcenroe-to-pipe-down-1796435582</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Deadspin Up All Night: My Bonny Hair</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/sxN7qY9hLhU/deadspin-up-all-night-my-bonny-hair-1796434566</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mvL-T2cW--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/vwqgrjkruupjofmdz2ui.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Good night for a beer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/deadspin-up-all-night-my-bonny-hair-1796434566"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/sxN7qY9hLhU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">duan</category><category domain="">deadspin up all night</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 22:26:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796434566</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Marchman]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/deadspin-up-all-night-my-bonny-hair-1796434566</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Saints Lineman Nick Fairley Out For The Year With Heart Condition</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/v2bVWFdgm3c/saints-lineman-nick-fairley-out-for-the-year-with-heart-1796433382</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--QvvV0bUZ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ttv5bfvj06mrgrz1ud6v.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nick Fairley had the best season of his career last year for the Saints, racking up 6.5 sacks in 16 starts and earning himself a new $28 million contract with New Orleans. However, &lt;a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000817453/article/saints-place-nick-fairley-on-nfi-list-ending-his-season" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;the Saints placed him&lt;/a&gt; on the non-football injury list this afternoon after doctors evaluated the heart condition that Fairley has been…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/saints-lineman-nick-fairley-out-for-the-year-with-heart-1796433382"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/v2bVWFdgm3c" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">nick fairley</category><category domain="">nfl</category><category domain="">new orleans saints</category><category domain="">injuries</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 21:42:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796433382</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Patrick Redford]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/saints-lineman-nick-fairley-out-for-the-year-with-heart-1796433382</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ahman Green Arrested On Child Abuse Charges</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/OmY83vwKtr4/ahman-green-arrested-on-child-abuse-charges-1796431403</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL98hKXa--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/mvcuw2jw8cpjo41vcjf5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Former Packers running back Ahman Green was arrested yesterday in Ledgeview, Wisc., on one count of physical abuse of a child and one count of disorderly conduct.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/ahman-green-arrested-on-child-abuse-charges-1796431403"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/OmY83vwKtr4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">ahman green</category><category domain="">police blotter</category><category domain="">child abuse</category><category domain="">green bay packers</category><category domain="">nfl</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 20:45:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796431403</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Ley]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/ahman-green-arrested-on-child-abuse-charges-1796431403</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Every College Basketball Coach In The Midwest Is Trading Jobs</title><link>http://feeds.kinja.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/HtRh7cdqScs/every-college-basketball-coach-in-the-midwest-is-tradin-1796424577</link><description>&lt;img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XKUctOrO--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/qzyzjiepw8jbscaoldyt.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;In news that hits hard in the Michigan basketball world but barely registers as a blip anywhere else, Wolverines assistant coach Billy Donlon (not Billy Donovan) &lt;a href="http://www.scout.com/college/michigan/story/1787353-donlon-set-take-northwestern-job" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;has taken his talents to Northwestern&lt;/a&gt;, taking over a similar position with a longtime friend, head coach Chris Collins. Donlon’s departure is a blow to a…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/every-college-basketball-coach-in-the-midwest-is-tradin-1796424577"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/deadspin/full/~4/HtRh7cdqScs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/&gt;</description><category domain="">ncaa</category><category domain="">big ten</category><category domain="">college basketball</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 20:31:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">1796424577</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Theisen]]></dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://deadspin.com/every-college-basketball-coach-in-the-midwest-is-tradin-1796424577</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
