Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast

DQYDJ 234: Don''re The Yoko On

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Wed, 15 Mar 2017 02:05:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 235 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie discusses her new book and chatting on Twitter with charming actors from Westworld, Patrick waxes rhapsodic about his upcoming visit to New York, and Nathan is budy working on his new play. Did we mention this is the last episode of DQYDJ? This is the last episode of DQYDJ. We love you all!

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DQYDJ 234: Don''re The Yoko Onre The Yoko Ono Of DQYDJ!

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Sat, 24 Dec 2016 01:08:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 234 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie threatens to hunt down 2016 if it even breathes wrong near Carrie Fisher, Patrick and Nathan are out sick with sinus infections, and Jerry is busy recording videos for work. You know what that means--A LITERARY SHOW! So we have the lovely and talented L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious on hand to discuss being big in France, Two Thrones fanfic, and why men who take their clothes off in the name of Art are blessings to hardworking writers everywhere.

L.D's holiday romance The Power of Peppermint

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DQYDJ Ep 233: All I Want For Christmas Is HRT

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Sun, 18 Dec 2016 23:13:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 233 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie details the joys of perimenopause brain, Patrick is NOT in the mood for holiday hijinks, and Nathan plans what he's going to say to Bette Midler next year in New York.

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DQYDJ Special Episode 7: We Love You, Joe In Philly!

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Thu, 01 Dec 2016 03:53:00 +0000

Welcome to special episode 7 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Fairy Princess Holly from We're Mean Because You're Stupid and Matty Malone create a special crossover event with Melanie to talk about our favorite sportsball fanatic, Joe in Philly!

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DQYDJ 232: Do'DQYDJ 231: It't Call s Not Suppose's Not Supposed To Snow In May, Dammit!

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Sat, 02 Jul 2016 23:42:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 232 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where it's a Fourth of July miracle with Jerry, Patrick, Nathan, AND Melanie! Whee!

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DQYDJ 232: Do'DQYDJ 231: It't Call s Not Suppose' To Snow In May, Dammit!

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Sat, 02 Jul 2016 23:25:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 231 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the boys are once again unavailable, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- woohoo!

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DQYDJ 230: Wait, We Have A Podcast?

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Wed, 13 Jan 2016 06:37:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 230 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we ring in 2016 by talking about sex and publishing, and Melanie calls upon guest host Epilonious to keep the show moving.

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DQYDJ 229: Bringing the Payne

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Thu, 08 Oct 2015 02:20:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 229 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are in Disneyworld celebrating their honeymoon, Jerry is somewhere in Boston, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- yay!

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DQYDJ 228: Gauche Coke Fiends

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Tue, 22 Sep 2015 04:11:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 228 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are still off moving Nana's Naughty Knickers to its new temporary home, Jerry is a busy man, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in and discuss writing challenges, homophobia in 2015, and why gambling is fun.

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NANA'S NAUGHTY KNICKERS

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
Best Western Ashland House & Conference Center 201 E. Ashland Ave. Morton, IL 61550
(309) 965-2545
10/8/2015 to 11/1/2015

DQYDJ 227: Smiling White Women Eating Salad

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 04:32:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 227 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are off helping to move Nana's Naughty Knickers off to its new temporary home, Jerry is too old to stay up late, and Melanie is left on her own. Or is she? Please welcome guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious, who may well be filling in for the rest of September and part of October, or until the Barn is back up to speed, whatever happens first.

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DQYDJ 226: Hey Baby, I Think I'm Gonna Marry You!

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Sat, 05 Sep 2015 04:02:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 226 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie follows Patrick and Nathan on their wedding day! Includes the hilarious and heartwarming wedding ceremony conducted by the Vicar of Plano herself, with Jerry and Stacy in the audience! Congratulations, you crazy kids!

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DQYDJ 225: We're The Gays, We Break The Rules

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 21:13:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 225 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick pimps for Disney Gift Cards (gotta pay off that honeymoon somehow), Nathan is FINE, he tells you, FINE, and Melanie just goes along for the ride.

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DQYDJ 224: Five Hydrangeas Short

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 18:47:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 224 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie apologizes for the fact that she sounds like a robot and wants you all to go buy her new book DEEP WATER (written as Nicola Cameron) because it's dedicated to Nathan and Patrick. Meanwhile, Groomzilla is making centerpieces and threatening Ebay sellers with retribution for shorting him on hydrangeas, and Broomzilla is wondering why Groomzilla has to mention that he got wedding stuff at the Dollar Store.

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DQYDJ 223: Our Colors Are Blush And Bashful

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 04:07:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 223 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick talks ALL about the wedding plans and makes it clear that he doesn't wear leather, Nathan tries to get a word in edgewise, and Melanie still thinks that creamy coleslaw goes just fine with pulled pork.

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DQYDJ 222: Nifty Shit

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Tue, 04 Aug 2015 02:28:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 222 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Jerry and the peripatetic L.D. Blakeley once again to talk more about writing, Alexa, and other nifty shit.

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noreply@blogger.com (Jerry) — Wed, 03 Jun 2015 18:07:00 +0000

SPOILER ALERT: This is mentioned at the end of the NEXT episode...

If you wouldn't mind, could you go to the following address and vote for one of Jerry's photos. It's a photo contest that, if Jerry wins, would be a nice feather in his cap at work.

Here's the address of the contest: http://www.elevatorworld.com/2015-entries-machines-components/

Here's Jerry's photos:

Thank you!

- Jerry

DQYDJ 221: A Pretty, Pretty Smut Princess

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Wed, 03 Jun 2015 02:09:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 221 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is the only one available to record. So she invited L.D. Blakeley on to talk about smut writing, wine, and why Mads Mikkelsen is so creepy hot on Hannibal (we decided it was his eyebrows).

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DQYDJ 220: Idea Seeds

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Mon, 25 May 2015 07:39:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 220 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is plowing through his trilogy, Melanie partied with romance cover models, and Patrick and Nathan are busy rehearsing.

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DQYDJ 219: Filter Out The Crazy

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Mon, 11 May 2015 01:23:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 219 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Pat is blowing up his eggs, Jerry regales us with a tale of Teh Crazy, and Melanie is making weird ice cream.

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DQYDJ 218: We Are All Stars

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Tue, 05 May 2015 19:43:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 218 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Melanie is being wrapped in duct tape, Pat gets pulled over, and Jerry is making sure that the podcast is on all the hot new devices, bless him!

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Epilonious
Drum Major Kev

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DQYDJ 217: Feed Melanie's Pussy

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 03:36:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 217 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Yes, we're back, bitches! Well, some of us are -- Patrick and Nathan are off rehearsing/auditioning, so Melanie talks about life lessons from RuPaul's Drag Race, Jerry gets a new cylindrical friend named Alexa, and special writing guest L.D. Blakeley joins us to talk about writing smut and making pretties. Whee!

Topics from the show:
RuPaul's Drag Race
LaTrice Royale
L.D. Blakeley
Weezie World
Amazon Echo

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Jerry Walks Through a Blizzard for Harry Potter

noreply@blogger.com (Jerry) — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 00:43:00 +0000

Jerry started a new video blog over on Ello. Here's a sneak peek ... in this episode he walks through a blizzard for a set of Harry Potter books.

DQYDJ 216: Just The Tip

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Fri, 10 Oct 2014 23:39:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 216 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we mourn the demise of Saturday morning cartoons, discuss which sideshow performers from American Horror Story: Freak Show we want to sleep with, and Patrick explains how he cut the tip of his finger off. Good times!

We have voicemail:
DQ Rick
Satyr69

We have email:
Rob Spanton

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THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014

Heads up to DQ Rick

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Tue, 30 Sep 2014 23:16:00 +0000

Sweetie, we got your voicemail today, and in downloading it I saw the one you'd left on 8/14/14 -- somehow I hadn't gotten notices for that one or the one that Satyr69 left us, otherwise we would have played them on last night's show. You have our deepest sympathies on your loss, angel. HUGS.

DQYDJ 215: We're Back, Bitches!

noreply@blogger.com (Melanie) — Tue, 30 Sep 2014 03:48:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 215 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we have returned from our summer hiatus (that's our story and we're sticking to it).

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THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY

CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014