Da Clique

The Chosen One

2009-08-08T00:02:00.000-07:00

For Yankee so loved infantry that he gave his one and only savior, Emperor, for that whoever believes in him shall not be hacked but be free from bans.

For Yankee did not send Emperor into infantry to condemn infantry, but to save infantry through him.

Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of Yankee's one and only savior.

Aliens in EOL want more rights

2009-08-07T23:32:00.000-07:00

An automated alien warrior in EOL made headlines today when it simply refused to shoot at someone. Vindigore witnessed the scene as the helpless AFK medic stood in front of the alien and not being shot, "It was so bizarre, an AFK medic in front of an alien deserved to die, what did this alien think it was, AFK? Alien's aren't aloud to be AFK."

The controversy shook EOL to the core, with private teams quickly being created for and against alien rights. Team leader of 'Aliens are Gaty' had this to say, "WTF are we supposed to expect? First they stop shooting, and next they will start following us. Are we supposed to just put up with this crap and let the wannabe AI aliens gain intelligence? I certainly don't think so."

Enraged, team leader of 'Aliens ru friend' had this to say, "I personally believe that Aliens should have all the same rights players do. I have always been a firm endorser of more rights for automated aliens, and bugs that are actually projectiles. EOL is a horrible, HORRIBLE zone. I mean imagine how amazing it would be if our automated alien overlords gained intelligence! EOL would be a delight. I hope they start talking to us soon."

No knows how this conflict will end, but everyone is pretty sure that it was a bug.

Sony Moves Infantry To Everquest

2009-08-03T10:47:00.000-07:00

In a highly unpredictable move, Sony has relocated Infantry to EverQuest.

The lead game designer for EQ had this to say, "Well infantry is a pretty decent game. We wanted to create an ultra special item, I mean something truly unique. So this is how it works. Everyone the lowest end monsters has a one in ten million chance to drop the 'ultra unique'. Once you find the ultra unique, you will be able to login and play infantry as normal."

The infantry community seems to agree that this is less about infantry being an important part of EQ, and more about killing infantry and telling its player base, a little less then subtly, to go and play EQ.

In other news the command *kill has been renamed to *warning, and *shutup bans the moderator using it.

If a tree falls in SAM

2009-08-02T23:38:00.000-07:00

It was just a regular day when Stand Alone Mode emerged. He was cool, slick, and full of hackers. No one was sure when he would leave, and if Sam would continue to allow three copies of Military Police and a Britney Spears to exist simutaneously in triton badlands.

No one seemed to be sure of anything in the dark days of Sam, it seemed like there was no light at the end of the tunnel, no ending to the painfully crisp agony of dying in milliseconds to hackers. Yet amongst the darkness shined two lights by the names of aZnGuy, and aZnGirl. Their relationship was frowned upon. People proclaimed, "How can you be so sure they are who they say they are!" and yet they didn't have to be sure, they knew. No one loves when Sam is in control, no one... until now.

Coming this summer a gripping tale of two love birds, who despite it all found true love. The reviews have already started pouring in:

vectoron> Ya, it sucked.
Hacking is fun> I didn't think it was that bad.
vectoron> I suck
vectoron> STFU, fake vectoron.
vectoron> No, you.
Britney Spears> I thought the movie was pretty decent.
Hacking is fun> wait what are talking about?
vectoron> I hate SAM.
vectoron> I love SAM.
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGuy> No one can stop our love!
aZnGirl> I don't love you anymore.
aZnGirl> Fake aZnGirl.

Serious Business

2009-08-01T22:29:00.000-07:00

Dear Beaver,

Sometimes I run sometimes I hide
Sometimes Im scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
All I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby, all I need is time

Love,
Chuckie

P.S. Why do you suck at BBX so much? What did you expect? What did you want me to do, let you just have the ball/scull thingy because the player count was low and you didn't have a goalie?

What we do in EOL

2009-08-01T20:50:00.001-07:00

InfantryArena Staff Found Dead - Twice

2009-08-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Today staff of infantryArena.com were found dead ... again. Some witnesses claim the resurrected zombies were killed by an army of agitated midgets with sledge hammers.

Chuckie was found at the crime scene taking money out of Octavian's wallet, "It was pretty crazy, I am not sure if you have ever seen an army of 100 midgets carrying sledge hammers, but that is some freaky s***. I think I am scarred for life," he said as he tucked the money into his wallet and walked away.

An anonymous tipster had this to say, "Listen, I am not saying he is definitely involved, I am just saying it is a possibility that Vectoron had achieved his plan by getting his blog on InfantryArena and this easily allowed his, and I am not saying he has one, midget army to locate and kill the InfantryArena staff for a second time."

Vectoron Loses Millions

2009-08-01T16:49:00.001-07:00

Shortly after combined arms was rotated out, Sony legal recieved the following email:

Dear Sony,I understand the concept of swapping zones to keep infantry "fresh", although fresh is really a relative term because all the zones you rotate in and out are older then my grandma, but I would like to make you aware of a pending law suit that you should be recieving the papers for shortly; you prematurely rotated CA out and cost me millions by making my book, "How to be the best at CA by spamming to get onto a flag team and then saving for the Gauss Minigun: A Strategy Guide" obsolete.

No one will want to buy my book now. Maybe you should consider me before you consider the playerbase.

Regards,

Vectoron

Side Effects

2009-07-27T00:32:00.000-07:00

InfantryArena.com

2009-07-26T23:18:00.000-07:00

"Can retarded websites have normal children?" It seemed to be the main question that everyone was asking, or at least wanted to ask, when the news emerged that specfreq and nmebase had a love child. Most new players didn't even know what specfreq and nmebase were, and concluded it had to be incest from how retarded their names were.

MP (Military Police) was found wondering outside of the some what monstrous looking thing, "Well I mean, you know, just because somethings looks like... listen I don't want to open up a bottle of hatorade on something's appearance, I mean I am sure it is attractive to someone, or something. Ok that sounded bad.. but I will give myself a warning for racism ... I can't be bothered anymore with this, I need to go make moderating more boring."

Authorities still aren't sure what to do, Sushi*Girl was well aware of the problems being caused by it, "I think it isn't wearing any clothes, well at least I hope it's not. Nothing can be bevelled that much can it? CAN IT?" she turned around and held back a sob; after a short delay she then whispered to herself, "can it? ..."

Vectoron was found handing out pamphlets, in the inside it had two sentences.

Stop the Madness

Octavians Password for wordpress is 'iexperimentedwithmenonce'

Satoriend Rising

2009-07-26T22:55:00.000-07:00

After 10 years, vectoron had finally secured the Yankee ring to rule them all. Looking over at me5, he said, "we have finally did it, killed Yankee, and secured the ring responsible for making the MML over powered, there was many casualties. Unit92 died, and our trusty horse reewinder broke his legs 500 times on the way up this hill, but despite all of that - we still did it."

Vectoron pulled the ring out of his pocket and held it over the suspiciously 2D lava and let out a sigh when a small troll like creature snatched the ring from his hand and ran several feet away craddling the ring in his palms. Vectoron scowled, "WTF are you doing." Satoriend grinned showing his teeth that had 4 letters etched on each of his front teeth spelling n-o-o-b, though it was hard to determine if it was a label or a taunt. Arching his back and letting out a laugh, "Finally I can bring my ultimate plan to life, I can slowly migrate zones from free infantry into infantry." me5 stunned in disbelief, "He wants to bring the hackers and the most annoying infantry players back to infantry"

Satori scurried off, and on the way out crapped a nugget with the initials C.A carved on to it. Vectoron popped open a can of kenco soda, and sighed, "Now my spec percentage is going to drop by 0.001%"