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		<title>World&#8217;s Largest McDonald&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2015 03:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Driving through Oklahoma, my husband and I went out of our way to stop at what was billed as the largest McDonald&#8217;s in the world. However, we were less than thrilled when an employee addressed everyone over the intercom: &#8220;Attention, world&#8217;s largest McDonald&#8217;s customers&#8230;&#8221;<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6225"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Blood Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2015 12:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a lieutenant at an Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying several times to locate a vein in my left arm, the technician applied a Band-Aid, and then inserted a needle into my right arm, drawing blood this [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6323"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Job Aptitude Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2015 13:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. If they are counting the bricks, put them in accounting. If they [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6313"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Tender Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2015 12:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[View image &#124; gettyimages.com During my brother&#8217;s wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying, until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather&#8217;s wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother&#8217;s tears flowing. After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6283"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Sales Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2015 04:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The phone rang and the lady of the house answered, &#8220;Hello?&#8221; It was a salesman calling from a mortgage refinance company: &#8220;Do you have a second mortgage on your home?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; she replied. &#8220;Would you like to consolidate all your debts?&#8221; &#8220;I really don&#8217;t have any debts,&#8221; she said. &#8220;How about freeing up cash for home [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6276"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Career Descriptions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2014 22:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is  shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn&#8217;t happen today. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_5946"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer Sandwich</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2014 14:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JokeMaster]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two lawyers went into the restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they got sandwiches out of their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter said, &#8220;Hey, you can&#8217;t eat your own sandwiches in here!&#8221; So the lawyers traded sandwiches. &#160;<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6190"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Driving Question</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2014 20:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One evening I was driving my six-year-old daughter to her grandparents&#8217; home for an overnight stay. It was late, there was little traffic and we were enjoying a peaceful ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive her to various activities during rush hour. My daughter seemed deep [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6221"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Phone Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2014 21:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At dawn the telephone rings. &#8220;Hello, Señor Howell? This is Juan, the caretaker at your summer house.&#8221; &#8220;Ah yes, Juan. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?&#8221; &#8220;Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died.&#8221; &#8220;My parrot? Dead? The one that I bought from the San Diego [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6231"></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Signs Your Girlfriend is Going to Dump You&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2014 14:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JokeMaster]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; 10. Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit. 9. She&#8217;s been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don&#8217;t recall proposing to her. 8. She just started a college course that meets seven nights a week. 7. She says she has to tell you something&#8230; on daytime television. 6. [&#8230;]<div class="tptn_counter" id="tptn_counter_6192"></div>]]></description>
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