The New Daily Egg

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marvelgoose — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:48:21 +0000

WikiLeaks announces its Swedish servers are run by Lisbeth Salandar*. Pentagon Cyber-warfare team cancels planned attacks. Smart guys.

* for those of you living on a desert island without adequate beach reading materials, Lisbeth Salander is the Girl With the Dragon Tatoo.

marvelgoose — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:41:21 +0000

The Hispanic Domestic Union angry that Russian Spies are called “illegals”. Says proper term is “undocumented espionage workers”.

marvelgoose — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:05:15 +0000

BP explains “small people” remark – “he was talking about the endangered Cajun Leprechauns of Southern Louisiana”, says Eric Beigleighinn

marvelgoose — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:23:57 +0000

Joran van der Sloot tells Peruvian Authorities he also knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, who shot Tupac Shakur and next week’s Fantasy 5 number.

marvelgoose — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:32:43 +0000

Al Gore Cheated with Larry David’s Ex — http://dld.bz/hgPr

Please Lord, don’t let there be a sex tape – Please Lord, don’t let there b…

marvelgoose — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:01:38 +0000

Micheal Jackson and Elephant Man join for the “Snuffed and Stuffed” Tour. Mummified remains exhibit to go around the world.

marvelgoose — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:01:23 +0000

Batboy – I was Ed McMahon’s Love Child — Bat Boy finally reveals the secret of his origins. For picture go to http://snipr.com/lsgdj

marvelgoose — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:01:11 +0000

Tabloid News: Aliens Abducted Billy Mays – But Wait! There’s More!

marvelgoose — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:01:38 +0000

Karl Malden’s Penis is Missing – vengeful visitor snitched the wang during wake. Part described as “remarkably resembling his nose

marvelgoose — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:01:29 +0000

Micheal Jackson’s Face Appears on Tortilla Made in Mendocino – Chiconahui found more than tortillas in her skillet Friday night