The day of the game, as hard as the Marketers tried, the support staff whipped the Marketing Department soundly.

In their best tradition, the Marketing Department decided to find the best “spin” they could on the dismal result. They showed exactly how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the company intranet after the game:

“The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the recently-completed Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost just one game all year.

The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game all year.”

Marketing department spin joke

Dildo Run Provincial Park

Let me know if you have seen or heard of any other funny place names in the comments below.

Dan the man.

I hope you enjoyed this funny Ameriquest ad, there will be another one coming some time soon!

Dan the man.

Ameriquest funny doctors commercial

5. As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog. (Gary Delaney)

4.  I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say “bought” – I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid. (*Jack Whitehall)

3. I picked up a hitch hiker. You gotta when you hit them. (Emo Philips)

2. I’m currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone. (David Gibson as Ray Green)

1. I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again. (Tim Vine)

I hope you chuckled a little, even if you missed the festival itself.

Dan the man.

Tim Vine wins best joke award at Edinburgh Festival

Only God will juge me

In loving memory of....

Clever, but disgusting, cat tattoo

These bad tattoos show that 1) Always have spelling checked on tattoos with writing; 2) In loving memory of your dead wife may seem a good idea, but when she looks like Iron Maiden’s mascot Eddie it is not so sweet and 3) Tattoos can be funny, but when you sober up you have to live with that cat!

Let me know if you know of any funny tattoos, misspelled tattoos or bad tattoos.

Dan the man.

Super Mario Jesus

I hope you enjoyed this funny clip, keep an eye out for more from TotemX and feel free to comment below.

Dan the man.

10. Gareth Richards – “Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food, or, if you can’t be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub…”

9. Robert White – “For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates: empty.”

8. Gary Delaney – “Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it’s what he would have wanted.”

7. Bo Burnham – “What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.”

6. John Bishop – “Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.”

I hope you enjoyed these, keep an eye out for the best 5 later in the week.

Dan the man.

The Edinburgh Festival

The boob pad

Would this keep you busy for hours as you practiced?

Dan the man.

What did you think of this viral video, does this guy get the thumbs up, or the thumbs down? Personally I laughed.

Dan the man.

12 months in Estonian

Around midday, the two chickens returned to the circulation desk quite vexed and squawked, ‘Buk, buk BUKKOOK!’ The librarian decided that the chickens desired another three books and promptly handed over another three. The chickens proceeded to leave, as before.

The two chickens returned to the library in the early afternoon, approaching the librarian, looking very annoyed and said, ‘Buk, buk, buk, buk, bukkooook!’ The librarian was now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gave them five books, and followed them when they left.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, all the way to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was answering, “Rrredit, rrredit, rrredit…”

A bit corny, I know, but worth a chuckle.

Dan the man.

Two chickens joke