Daily Giggles

Funny jokes-M&Ms

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:47:05 +0000

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver. “No way! Get lost!” replied the boy. “How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 [...]

Good jokes-In the Movies!

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:47:04 +0000

Unexpected knowledge gained from the Movies 1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 4) Even when driving down a perfectly [...]

Adult jokes | Convertible

admin — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:30:13 +0000

There was this boy in high school that was what you would consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said “Dad look what I made.” So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of soil and instantly grass [...]

Really funny jokes-Chinese delegate

admin — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:28:23 +0000

At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, ‘Likee soupee?’ The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerly. A little later, it was ‘Likee fishee?’ and ‘Likee meatee?’ and ‘Likee fruitee?’ and always the response was an affable [...]

Yo Mama jokes-Funny punches

admin — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:28:21 +0000

* Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.* Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.* Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.* Yo Mama’s so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.* [...]

Adult jokes | Doc’s solution

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:22:25 +0000

The doc told him that masturba*ting before sex often helped men last longer the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it,” He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He [...]

Hilarious jokes-Crucial letter

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:22:25 +0000

An English public school was forced to raise its fees. The headmaster, Mr Jackson decided that the best way to raise the extra money was to institute an across the board 6% increase per annum. Unfortunately, when his secretary typed the letter, she missed out a crucial ‘n’ in the last word, consequently, the letter [...]

Clean jokes-Walk out during sermon

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:22:25 +0000

‘I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father, ‘an embarrassed woman said after a church service, ‘when my husband walked out during your sermon.’ ‘I did find it rather disconcerting,’ the vicar replied. ‘It’s not a reflection on you, Father’ insisted the church goer.‘Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a [...]

The Artful TAX Dodgers – It’s your pocket they’re picking

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 09:08:00 +0000

Love the title of this new book by John W O’Sullivan, a former tax inspector. He spent twenty years working for HMRC investigating serious tax evasion and fraud throughout the West Midlands and Central Wales. Synopsis:Tax dodging: more popular than football, more subtle than chess, and played by millions. Some know the rules of the [...]

Really funny stuff-Horse

admin — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:08:59 +0000

A new pub landlady got a shock when she discovered one of her regulars is a horse. Jackie Gray recently became landlady at the Alexandra Hotel in Jarrow, Tyneside. She says she got a pleasant surprise when carthorse Peggy joined owner Peter Dolan for a pint. The 12-year-old’s tipple is a pint of John Smiths [...]