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Really funny jokes-Humor is a high priority

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:31:41 +0000

Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews:“Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s warm, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte, where it`s dark, windy and raining. Why in the world y`all wanna go there I can`t imagine.” [...]

Hilarious jokes-We don’t serve snails

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:31:40 +0000

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says ‘Sorry we don’t serve snails’ and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says… ‘What did you do that for!’ Tagsjoke, Jokes, hilarious jokes, beer

Wrong Superhero

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:07:17 +0000

Hi! Someone call for me? I’m a superhero who specializes in the study of God’s creation of Man in the Book of Genesi– HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG! No tags for this post.

Mike Kelley

admin — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:17:00 +0000

If you follow the world of contemporary art and have an interest in living in a world that might be less horrible, you probably have heard about the apparent suicide of Mike Kelley on Wednesday in California. I can’t say that I knew Mike well, but I did have the privilege of interviewing him on [...]

Short political jokes-Opposite of Pro

admin — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:01:00 +0000

If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress. TagsJokes, joke

Animal jokes-New Year’s resolution for Dogs

admin — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:01:00 +0000

New Year’s resolution for Dogs * I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV.* I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the back yard with it.* I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think that I am [...]

Really funny jokes-The nuclear physicist

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:01:00 +0000

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. “Tell me,” said he, “if we release you, as we [...]

Clean jokes-Thanksgiving

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:01:00 +0000

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football. TagsJokes, joke

Baby Names

admin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:06:21 +0000

I’ve been trying for a couple years now but I haven’t been able to come up with a name dumber than ‘Renesmee’. Tagsdumb

Hilarious jokes-Low budget film

admin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:04:03 +0000

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they’ve gotten for the cast. “First of all,” he tells him, “We’ve got Gibson in the lead.” The director is surprised, “You got Mel Gibson?” “Well, no,” the [...]