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Nice Truth Of The Life

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:56:00 +0000

Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai,
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Aur Log samjhte hai k Hum samjhdar ho Gaye hai..!

Acha Lagta Hai

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:34:00 +0000

Us Ke Bin Chup Chup Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,
Khamoshi Se Ek Dard ko Sehna Achcha Lagta Hai,

Jiss Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Aansoon Baraste Hain,
Samne Us Ke Kuch Na Kehna Achcha Lagta Hai,

Mil Kar Us Se Bichad Na Jayen, Darte Rehte Hain,
Is Liye Bass Door Hi Rehna Achcha Lagta Hai,

Jee Chahe Apni Sari Khushiyan Laa Kar Usko De Dun,
Us Ke Pyaar Mein Sab Kuch Khona Achcha Lagta Hai,

Uska Milna Na Milna Kismatt Ki Baat Hai, Magar;
Pal Pal Uski Yaad Mein Rona Achcha Lagta Hai,

Us Ke Bina Saari Khushiyaan Ajeeb Si Lagti Hain,
Ro Ro Kar Uski Yaad Mein Sona Achcha Lagta Hai... !

What We Have Learnt From 2011?

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 06:54:00 +0000

2011 se kya seekha..??

Thappad se dar nahi lagta pyar se lagta hai..!!

Munni badnaam, sheila jawan ho sakti hai..!!

Dil dedo nahi to dil ka achaar dal jayega..!!

Tirchhee najar se dil penchar ho sakta hai or tyre bhi..!!

'Tinku' and 'Jiya' isak ka manjan ghiste hain..!!

4 baje tak party baaki rehti hai..!!

We can call jalebi as jalebi bai..!!

12 mahino mein 12 tarike se pyar karne ki techniques..!!

Govt Can maaf 7 khoon..!!

Ravan apni wife ko pyar se chammak challo bulata tha..!!

Aap apne brother ki dulhan par bhi line maar sakte hain..!!

Teri meri prem kahani mushkil ho sakti hai agr bodyguard beech mein aa jaye..!!

Emraan hashmi ki har picture dirty nahi ho sakti..!!

Asli don se jyada kamaai movie ke don kar sakte hain..!!

2011 definitely rocks :) ;)

♥ Happy New Year 2012 ♥

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 06:49:00 +0000

♥ Happy New Year 2012 ♥

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What Is Love?

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:49:00 +0000

What Is Love?

For A Boy:

It Is That Stupid Nervousness

Before Proposing A Girl.

For A Girl :

It Is That Excitement Of Standing

Before A Nervous Boy. .♥

New Age Poem

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 16:46:00 +0000

Chatting Chatting

Yes mamma.

with new girlsss

No mamma.

Telling lies

No mamma.

Open ur Facebook

Ha..Ha..Ha...

Do you know ?

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 02:14:00 +0000

Do you know what's pain?

Seeing your loved one with someone else.

Do you know whats love?

Look into the eyes of your loved one after a tight hug.

Do you know whats worse?

Imagine your loved one leaving you forever.

Do you know how furtile life is?

Imagine a life without the one you love.

Do you know whats irritating?

To see someone irritating your love.

Do you know whats hurting?

When you realize your loved one got hurt with your behaviour.

Do you know if you're in love?

Who was it you were thinking about while reading all this.

Why Student is Confused in Exam?

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:09:00 +0000

Tchr in exam: y r u confused?

did u 4gt ur roll numb? pen? calculator?

Stdnt: O Chup kar ja ! ethe m galat subject di parchi le aya...tennu pen pencil di agg lgi h :P

Value Of DOT(.)

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 19:56:00 +0000

A gal got 1st class in her B.ed exam!
Her excited byfrnd sent sms to girl's father "ur daughter is first class in Bed"

Father fainted !!

7 Things Girls And Boys Do During Exams

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 06:09:00 +0000

Seven things gals do in an exam hall -

Write
Tuck da hair behind ears.
Again Write
Change the empty refill
Again write
Ask for xtra sheet
Again keep writin.

Seven things boyz do in exam hall -

Count the number of gals
Check out the young lady supervisor
Draw sum modern art on bench
Revising the location of chits in the pockets
Seeing the brand name of the pen
Regreting wasting the last nite, studying
Deciding the chapters to b put in option for the next exam...

Nd after exams...

Gals: U know paper bohot kharab gya, It was so lengthy I cudn't draw a diagram.... I m goin to fall dis time (means my distinction is gone)

Boyz: Faad dala yaar, sala ek raat padh k paas...Chal party krte h... ;-)

Bewafa Hme Keh Gye

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 05:32:00 +0000

Badle the wo aur mausam hme keh gye,

Ache the wo jo bura hme keh gye,

Hmne toh ki thi har pal unse wafa,

Khud se na nibhayi gyi to....BEWAFA hme keh gye....

Good Morning

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:33:00 +0000

Morning is Silent

Morning is Beautiful,

Morning is New,

Morning is Quite,

Morning is Love,

Morning is Incomplete without wishing u a

GOOD MORNING.

Salman Khan Is Disturbed

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 07:36:00 +0000

Why is Salman Khan Disturbed these Days? ?

coz

Uski gf Jawan ho gyi h aur bhabhi Badnaam..!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 IN ADVANCE

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 04:40:00 +0000

2011 is Coming

In Advance

I Wish U a Very

Happy New Year,

Happy Frndshp Day,

Valentine Day,

Independence Day,

Republic Day,

Gandhi Jayanti,

Happy Ramzan,

Happy Bakar Id,

Happy Diwali,

Holi,

X-Mas,

Happy, Mother,

Father,

Dada,

Dadi,

Nana,

Nani Days,

Happy Teacher's,

Student's,

Children's Day,

Happy Birthday,

365 Good Mornings,

Good Afternoons,

Good Evenings

Good Nights....

huhhhhhhhhh

Roz ka natak he khatam.

Ab pura saal mat kehna k SMS ni kiya...

Have a nice Life :D

1=2

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 18:43:00 +0000

Q. Proof 1=2. ----------------------------( 6 Marks ) Sol.-

Let x = y --------- (1)

=> 2x = 2y (multiplying both sides by 2)

=> 2x-x = 2y-x (subtracting x from both sides)

=> 2x-x = 2y-x (from eq. (1))

=> y-x = 2y-2x

=> ~~(y-x)~~ = 2~~(y-x)~~

=> 1 = 2

HENCE PROVED

SEC C

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 18:29:00 +0000

Newton's Wife to Newton: How m I lukin??

Newton: tan C/sin C

Wife: huh?

Newton: tan C/sin C

= (sin C/cos C)/sin C

= sin C(sin C . cos C)

= 1/cos C

= sec C

CRAZY CID FACTS

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 09:33:00 +0000

Only for u ppl...here are 8 crazy CID facts:

Daya has d WORLD RECORD of breaking most no. of doors.
CID Bureau has 1 Toyota Qualis since 10 yrs.
In d entire 20 storeyed building of CID, only 6 ppl work.
Der is no POLICE. CID handles every case.
Accused person accepts his crime only after getting a slap from DAYA on d face.
None of dem has ever got married other den FREDDY & ACP.
No 1 ever got promoted...not even ACP.
SALUNKE just presses "ctrl+alt" & gets d FINGER PRINTS.....

80+90=100

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 09:15:00 +0000

Teacher: 80+90=?

Jack: 100.

Teacher: Galat, 80+90=170.

Jack: Par sir, bachpan se toh humne suna h k

"AKKAD BAKKAD BAMBE BO,

80 90 poorey 100"

HAPPY WINTERS

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 08:00:00 +0000

Nikaal lao rajai, or nikaal lao takiya..

Sarso k saag k sath khao makke ki rotiyan..

Sardi ab aa gyi ab nahana kr do band!!

meri taraf se apko HAPPI THAND!!!! :)

CID + 3 IDIOTS PJ

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:50:00 +0000

Kandho ko Kitabo k bojh ne Jhukaya

ACP: "Daya tum khooni ko pakdo

m MOOTRAVISARJAN kr k aya

LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:25:00 +0000

GIRL: Will u love me after marriage also???

Boy: This depends on ur hubby,

if he allows me :)

A LOVELY SAYING

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:20:00 +0000

Possessiveness does not come wen sum1 needs u in dere life..

But it really comes wen sum1 fears datdey will lose u 4m der life

SOME USEFUL ABBREVATIONS

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:10:00 +0000

L.L.B. = Life Long Bachelor.

L.I.C. = Love Is Compulsory.

C.O.L.L.E.G.E. = Come On Lets Love Each Girl Everyday.

W.I.F.E. = Without Investment Full Enjoy.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:37:00 +0000

A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY FOREST DEPARTMENT:
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LOVE TREES

NOT UNDER THE TREES

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO INCREASE POPULATION OF TREES..........

NOT OF HUMANS..........

ENGLISH CLASS

noreply@blogger.com (Mukul Singh) — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:28:00 +0000

Kid: Me sleep with dad last night.

Teacher Corrected: No beta, I slept with dad last night..

Kid: App mere sone k baad ayi hogi!!!