The Daily Pangram

The end.

Wed, 02 Dec 2015 10:00:16 -0600

After writing exactly 2k a-z sentences, I’ve quit the Daily Pangram job.

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I’ve published a new original pangram every weekday since April 2, 2008. Time to call it quits. Thanks for reading!

#2000

Tue, 01 Dec 2015 10:00:20 -0600

I’ll quiver with excitement if Pudgy asks Jezebel out.

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#1999

Mon, 30 Nov 2015 10:00:34 -0600

“The only crime with Benghazi is the GOP’s joke of an investigation!” exclaimed Quinn.

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#1998

Fri, 27 Nov 2015 10:00:07 -0600

Exercise week #5:

Strangely, aerobic exercise doesn’t quite work with improvised free jazz.

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#1997

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 10:00:19 -0600

Exercise week #4:

My acquaintance Fritz proved jogging is better exercise than walking.

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#1996

Wed, 25 Nov 2015 10:00:18 -0600

Exercise week #3:

Dips will have no effect on fixing your broken trapezius muscle, Jacques.

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#1995

Tue, 24 Nov 2015 10:00:22 -0600

Exercise week #2:

It’s quite crazy: he can press five or six hundred lbs., making my jaw drop.

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#1994

Mon, 23 Nov 2015 10:00:33 -0600

Exercise week #1:

My Jazzercise warmup includes quite unexpected things like Beethoven’s Fifth.

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#1993

Fri, 20 Nov 2015 10:00:28 -0600

The joke-filled Broadway production of Quiz Show garnered mixed reviews.

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#1992

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 10:00:34 -0600

I was quite vexed when my pal Jack referred to “bazongas.”

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#1991

Wed, 18 Nov 2015 10:00:13 -0600

Despite having an excellent breakfast, Jacques was amazingly slow.

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#1990

Tue, 17 Nov 2015 10:00:19 -0600

My V.P. asked this question: What was Michael J. Fox’s best zinger?

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#1989

Mon, 16 Nov 2015 10:00:16 -0600

Box office injustice: wimpy Skull sequel earned more than amazing Raiders ever did.

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#1988

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 10:00:24 -0600

1980s week #5:

The bizarre film Red Dawn had Jacques thinking he should expect the Soviet Army.

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#1987

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 10:00:17 -0600

1980s week #4:

Back in July of ‘eighty-seven, a “Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax” t-shirt was a required piece.

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#1986

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 10:00:16 -0600

1980s week #3:

I’d frequently put on my big-size Relax shirt and watch “T. J. Hooker” & “The Love Boat.”

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#1985

Tue, 10 Nov 2015 10:00:12 -0600

1980s week #2:

The Gipper just waxed quivering Fritz Mondale back in ‘eighty-four.

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#1984

Mon, 09 Nov 2015 10:00:33 -0600

1980s week #1:

Quiz: who sang “Jump”? a) Dexy’s Midnight Runners b) Van Halen c) Kraftwerk?

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#1983

Fri, 06 Nov 2015 10:00:25 -0600

Amazon.com is quite expert at peddling books with joyful reviews.

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#1982

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 10:00:19 -0600

I’m watching a sexy vampire suck blood from Jacques Z.

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