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Raine Maida

2014-02-03T11:00:00.000-08:00

"Life is waiting for you. It's all messed up but we're alive. Life is waiting for you. It's all messed up but we'll survive."

Jay Leno

2013-12-29T13:03:00.000-08:00

"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average - which means, you have met your New Year's resolution."

Bart Simpson

2013-12-15T09:19:00.000-08:00

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know... the birth of Santa.

Eleanor Roosevelt

2013-11-16T00:01:00.000-08:00

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself."

Charlotte Whitton

2013-09-23T00:01:00.000-07:00

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

Christy Whitehead

2013-08-25T00:01:00.000-07:00

"How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?"

Confucius

2013-07-09T14:11:00.000-07:00

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

Bugs Bunny

2013-05-30T15:32:00.002-07:00

"Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?"

Brendan Behan

2013-05-05T09:54:00.002-07:00

"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."

Tom Holt

2013-04-13T14:04:00.002-07:00

"American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957."

Ashley Smith

2013-03-19T19:04:00.002-07:00

"Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams."

Dr. Seuss

2013-02-27T00:01:00.000-08:00

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

Justin Timberlake

2013-01-31T12:17:00.001-08:00

“Every relationship I’ve been in, I’ve overwhelmed the girl. They just can’t handle all the love.”

William Shatner

2013-01-10T20:50:00.002-08:00

"If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity."

Phyllis Diller

2012-12-22T19:06:00.001-08:00

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

Spock

2012-12-03T23:30:00.001-08:00

"It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want."

Jarod Kintz

2012-11-01T11:31:00.001-07:00

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.”

Mohandas Gandhi

2012-10-29T15:06:00.000-07:00

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."

Unknown

2012-10-26T00:01:00.000-07:00

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."

John Demartini

2012-10-16T17:33:00.000-07:00

"When the voice and the vision on the inside is more profound, and more clear and loud than all opinions on the outside, you've begun to master your life"

Olivia Wilde

2012-09-28T18:59:00.000-07:00

"But even if I'm left high and dry at the end of this wild journey, just taking it is a great feeling."

Albert Einstein

2012-06-11T15:17:00.002-07:00

“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”

Robert Henri

2012-05-08T10:53:00.000-07:00

“Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think.”

Coffee Mug

2012-04-25T15:37:00.002-07:00

One employee to another: "How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube?"

Oscar Wilde

2012-04-17T14:40:00.001-07:00

“I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.”