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Voldemort’s Lesser Known Abilities

Brian — Fri, 28 May 2010 23:00:44 +0000

That’s a side of Voldemort I didn’t want to know about!

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Hurdles Fail

Brian — Fri, 28 May 2010 19:00:54 +0000

Usually I’d expect someone to trip over one of those things… not plant their face right into one!

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What’s That Smell?

Brian — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:00:30 +0000

And the lead sparkly character from Twilight reaches a new low…

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Thanks, Mom!

Brian — Fri, 28 May 2010 03:00:24 +0000

Truth can be a harsh, cruel mistress, but at least my mom has now met my girlfriend!

Source?

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Bad Idea

Brian — Fri, 28 May 2010 01:00:56 +0000

It always seems like a good idea right up until your arse explodes!

Source – http://www.comicsins.com/

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Cell Phone Damage Chart

Brian — Thu, 27 May 2010 21:00:09 +0000

Bloody counter-tops, they’re a right menace!

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Kirk And Spock – Proof Of What We’ve Always Suspected

Brian — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:00:55 +0000

“Right there… push it in… harder, Mr. Sp-! ….”

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This Always Happens To Me!

Brian — Thu, 27 May 2010 01:00:36 +0000

What makes it worse is that I don’t even have a cat!

Source?

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The Vampire Bunnies Of Twilight

Brian — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:00:10 +0000

The funniest thing I find about this video is that the vampire bunnies seem more in line with vampire lore than the sparkling beings from Twilight… because they, at least, have fangs!

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Harry Belafonte & The Muppets

Brian — Tue, 18 May 2010 23:00:13 +0000

It’s twenty years to the day that Jim Henson died, and I thought it might be a good idea to make a tribute to his genius by posting a video of one of the very best moments on The Muppet Show. The “Turn The World Around” song may be beautiful, but the cornerstone of the Muppets is humour, and this video has it in spades. Watch Harry Belafonte trying not to laugh at Fozzy!

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Penguins Got Balls

Brian — Mon, 10 May 2010 01:00:17 +0000

So, by “brave” he means “suicidal”? Advice is always welcome, but I think I’ll let this one pass.

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Those Little Reminders

Brian — Sun, 09 May 2010 03:00:01 +0000

Another thing men don’t have to worry about thanks to the wonderful people at Post-it.

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Milky Nickers

Brian — Sat, 08 May 2010 23:00:21 +0000

I don’t know… you may get used to asking for a bar of Spunk after a while, but those first few times are bound to be very awkward for all involved.

Source?

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The Story Of Star Wars… In Lego

Brian — Sat, 08 May 2010 17:00:34 +0000

Lego just makes everything better, I think we all can agree on that!

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Remote For Women

Brian — Fri, 07 May 2010 19:00:53 +0000

Save wear on your other half’s ears by replacing the need to shout commands with simply pressing a button on this fancy new remote!

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Trololo Cat!

Brian — Sun, 02 May 2010 15:00:55 +0000

Trololo meets butt rubbed cat, and voila! Weirdness.

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Try To Restrain Yourself, Ladies… Here Comes Dr. Tran!

Brian — Sun, 02 May 2010 03:00:35 +0000

He’s American, He’s a Doctor and He’s Real! Dr. Tran.

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The Laughing Car

Brian — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:00:15 +0000

I wonder if the designers of this car knew about this car’s big, goofy smile before it went into production?

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And Thus Was Born The Road Runner (Tid-bittius Velocitus)

Brian — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:00:16 +0000

It was never this hard when it was just the coyote!

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Jeremy The Annoying Horse

Brian — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:00:22 +0000

The most annoying thing I’ve ever seen a horse do was refuse to keep up with everyone else, mortifying me in the process. Blossom was never quite this annoying, though…

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