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For The Christian Techie In Your Life

Paul — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:00:32 +0000

Might as well get Jesus to do some actual saving.

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Exercise Time – Kids Vs Kids

Paul — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:00:40 +0000

Indoors or outdoors? Do as I say, not what I do, eh folks?

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Welcome to Paris

Paul — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:00:43 +0000

I’m not sure how I would react if anything like this happened to me but it was certainly a very cool set of stunt to pull

I just hope for his sake that the girlfriend of the dude who got mobbed by all the women doesn’t see this

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Hippo Has Unrealistic Expectations

Paul — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:00:25 +0000

Sometimes you just have to accept that you will never be a Unicorn despite what media might tell you.

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World’s First Double Backflip In A Wheelchair

Paul — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 03:00:58 +0000

After a number of painful looking attempt Aaron “Wheelz” Fotheringham landed the world’s first double backflip in a wheelchair. Then he made it rain skittles

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Claire The Cat Plays Duck Hunt

Paul — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:00:37 +0000

We all remember playing Duck Hunt, but who would have thoughts that cats could looks so cute playing it too. Now if only that were a touch screen

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Alcohol Is Not Always The Solution

Paul — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:00:01 +0000

There are somethings that even the wonder that is copious amounts of alcohol cannot fix.

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Don’t Flush

Paul — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:00:48 +0000

I don’t know why they even bothered putting condoms on the list, they never flush no matter how hard you try.

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Everything We Do We Do It For You

Paul — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:00:49 +0000

The folks at MDi Media Group wanted to send a little message to their clients about how they felt working for them, the result was this adaption of Brain Adams of (Everything I Do) I Do It For You made famous by the Kevin Costner movie Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

Submitted by Robbie Byrd who you can see conducting and channeling Brian Adams towards the end of the video .

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USB Stick That Sticks It In

Paul — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:00:56 +0000

I’ve always wanted an elephant shaped USB stick that would hump my laptop.

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Emergency Medical Technician?

Paul — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:00:58 +0000

EMT and ERTs come in all shapes and sizes.

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Redhead Or Ginger?

Paul — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:00:58 +0000

Know the difference! Your life and your unborn children’s fate may rely upon it.

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The Human Toilet Goal Celebration

Paul — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:00:01 +0000

The celebrations after scoring a goal in soccer are sometimes over the top, but this Icelandic team takes it to a whole new place. The toilet in fact.

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I Bet That Tastes Great

Paul — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:00:08 +0000

Nothing like the taste of lubricated rubber to go with a nice big plate of Cabbage!

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Walk In To Mordor?

Paul — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:00:05 +0000

Nope, one does not simply walk into Mordor, but “Happy DiCaprio” can skip his way in

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Full Metal Disney (NSFW)

Paul — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:00:11 +0000

The opening scene of the classic Full Metal Jacket gets given a little bit of a Disney twist.

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Meanwhile At The Beach

Paul — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:00:40 +0000

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this…

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Growing Up Too Fast?

Paul — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:00:56 +0000

Yeah, birthdays make Pedobear sad.

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World Greatest Tennis Shot?

Paul — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:00:55 +0000

Roger Federer, who we last saw giving William Tell a run for his money, pulls off a tweener. I know, that just sounds so dirty.

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The Complete Lifespan Of Every TV Show – Ever

Paul — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:00:58 +0000

Some shows never make it past season one or two, but those that do follow an almost universal cycle of rise and decline which allows us to work out when to put it out of it’s misery, before it starts peeing on the carpet like an incontinent old sheep dog.

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