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Mom? – Caption This

Steven — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 08:00:20 +0000

About those comments calling your mother a pig – looks like they might be true.

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Forget swimming with the fishies

Steven — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 17:00:47 +0000

Show your real balls – pull wheelies with the sharks.

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Um RUN!

Steven — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:00:52 +0000

Seriously. RUN you stupid woman.

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Dinner

Steven — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:00:42 +0000

Uhm … do you really think that croc is going to be happy with just a minnow?

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Getting Married Among The Sharks

Steven — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:00:53 +0000

And here Paul and Sara thought they were cool live streaming their wedding.

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Please God Think of the Children

Steven — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:00:39 +0000

If there was ever a reason to think of the children and protect them from the cruelty that is out there in our world this is such a case.

thanks to Joey deVilla for this life scarring memory

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LEGO – The New Non-Lethal Weapon Of Choice

Steven — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:00:47 +0000

Seriously this is just to damn cool -- and it works too.

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A Cheesy Sex Message

Steven — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 08:00:02 +0000

Who said subliminal advertising was out of fashion.

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Gives A Whole New Meaning To Shitty Books

Steven — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:00:02 +0000

Not to mention parents that need a serious smack upside the head.

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You Would Get Locked Up For Acting Like This…

Steven — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 01:00:00 +0000

… but damn it could be a lot of fun.

Hey Boss! ….

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OMG This Is Just So Wrong – Child Of Batman

Steven — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:00:59 +0000

I found this via Geekosystem but it does little to make me feel better than all my illusions about my superheroes have now been destroyed.

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Look Like A Complete Muppet in One Easy Step

Steven — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:00:23 +0000

There are a lot of ways that a guy can embarrass himself but this idea definitely has to go to the top of the list. What’s even worse it that you can actually buy one of these things.

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Man Can I Ever Relate

Steven — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 03:00:33 +0000

How many of you out there wish you had the nerve to do the same thing.

High Five there bud .. high five.

via The Big Caption

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Those Glasses Sure Didn’t Help Did They?

Steven — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:00:36 +0000

Oh damn .. you know that just had to hurt.

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Aww… Isn’t That Cute?

Steven — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:00:54 +0000

Pedobear has his own hubcaps now.

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OMFG – this is just so very wrong

Steven — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:00:33 +0000

Whoever the parents are they should be taken out back of the woodshed and fed to the snakes.

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Massive YUMS!, and quick too

Steven — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:00:58 +0000

A five-minute chocolate scratch-cake via your microwave.

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Being Anal Can Be Carried Too Far

Steven — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:00:46 +0000

Seriously. Butt flossing?

Methinks someone needs to get a life.

But should you feel the need to butt floss you can get yours here just don’t expect to come and visit.

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Skater Jesus

Steven — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:00:43 +0000

Rock on Jesus, rock on. Digging that crucifix shaped skateboard.

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People Actually Walk Away From This Shit. Damn.

Steven — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:00:39 +0000

“You don’t have a whole lot of time to think. You’re pretty busy in there. You’ve got to control the car, activate the fire system, and hopefully all the safety devices that you’ve worked on over the years all work. And they did.”

By the time the car stopped, the flames were just about out. “Basically,” Head said, “we did self-extinguish it. Between the fire system and my fresh air system … I’m not going to say it’s not scary, but it’s survivable. Twenty years ago, we would have been in real trouble.”

Damn.

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