<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979067528669621480</id><updated>2024-11-01T15:18:51.431+05:30</updated><category term="Jokes"/><category term="veg jokes"/><category term="shayaris"/><category term="whatsapp messages"/><category term="love shayaris"/><category term="hindi shayari"/><category term="dard shayari"/><category term="breakup shayaris"/><category term="LOVE MESSAGE"/><category term="whatsapp jokes"/><category term="non-veg jokes"/><category term="funny jokes"/><category term="18+ jokes"/><category term="nice msg"/><category term="romantic 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Videos"/><category term="Hamari Bhi rab se yehi dua hai doston"/><category term="Happy dhanteras"/><category term="Happy navaratri"/><category term="Unke deedar ki ghadi Jaise Bahaar ho jaye"/><category term="Yaar ke intezar mein dil bekarrar ho jaye"/><category term="arohi pictures"/><category term="dad msg"/><category term="hapoy birthday msg"/><category term="happy valentines day"/><category term="one liners"/><category term="questions jokes"/><category term="HAPPY SANKRATI"/><category term="Happy Independence Day"/><category term="Non veg Jokes"/><category term="all in one collection(many msg in 1)"/><category term="alok nath jokes"/><category term="baba ji ka thullu"/><category term="basant panchami pictures"/><category term="bhakt and baba messages"/><category term="doctor patient jokes"/><category term="gud mrng msg"/><category term="gud night msg"/><category term="happ diwali"/><category term="independence day"/><category term="inspirational pictures"/><category term="naukrani jokes"/><category term="saraswati puja messages"/><category term="saraswati puja pictures"/><category term="sister's pictures"/><category term="sorry"/><category term="tarak mehta jokes"/><category term="teacher jokes"/><category term="ve"/><title type="text">DAILY VEG JOKES</title><subtitle type="html">DAILY VEG JOKES BRINGS SHAYARIS, MESSAGES, JOKES, MOTIVATIONAL AND FUNNY VIDEOS FROM ROUND THE WORLD..</subtitle><link href="http://dailyvegjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979067528669621480/posts/default?redirect=false" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://dailyvegjokes.blogspot.com/" rel="alternate" type="text/html"/><link href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" rel="hub"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979067528669621480/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false" rel="next" type="application/atom+xml"/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="16" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" width="16"/></author><generator uri="http://www.blogger.com" version="7.00">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4033</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><xhtml:meta content="noindex" name="robots" xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"/><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979067528669621480.post-6835666098081961424</id><published>2023-08-14T19:55:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2023-08-14T19:55:58.074+05:30</updated><title type="text"/><content type="html">Pinball is typically created using JavaScript along with HTML and CSS. Below is an example of a simple pinball game created using these languages:

HTML:
html
&lt;!DOCTYPE html&gt;
&lt;html&gt;
&lt;head&gt;
    &lt;title&gt;Pinball Game&lt;/title&gt;
    &lt;style&gt;
        body {
            margin: 0;
            padding: 0;
            overflow: hidden;
        }
        
        #game-board {
            position: relative;
            width: 800px;
            height: 500px;
            margin: 0 auto;
            border: 1px solid black;
        }
        
        #ball {
            position: absolute;
            top: 250px;
            left: 400px;
            width: 20px;
            height: 20px;
            background-color: red;
            border-radius: 50%;
        }
        
        .flipper {
            position: absolute;
            bottom: 10px;
            width: 100px;
            height: 20px;
            background-color: blue;
        }
        
        #left-flipper {
            left: 100px;
        }
        
        #right-flipper {
            right: 100px;
        }
    &lt;/style&gt;
&lt;/head&gt;
&lt;body&gt;
    &lt;div id="game-board"&gt;
        &lt;div id="ball"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
        &lt;div class="flipper" id="left-flipper"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
        &lt;div class="flipper" id="right-flipper"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/div&gt;
    
    &lt;script src="pinball.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
&lt;/body&gt;
&lt;/html&gt;


CSS:
css
body {
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
    overflow: hidden;
}

#game-board {
    position: relative;
    width: 800px;
    height: 500px;
    margin: 0 auto;
    border: 1px solid black;
}

#ball {
    position: absolute;
    top: 250px;
    left: 400px;
    width: 20px;
    height: 20px;
    background-color: red;
    border-radius: 50%;
}

.flipper {
    position: absolute;
    bottom: 10px;
    width: 100px;
    height: 20px;
    background-color: blue;
}

#left-flipper {
    left: 100px;
}

#right-flipper {
    right: 100px;
}


JavaScript (pinball.js):
javascript
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", function() {
    var ball = document.getElementById("ball");
    var gameBoard = document.getElementById("game-board");
    var leftFlipper = document.getElementById("left-flipper");
    var rightFlipper = document.getElementById("right-flipper");
    
    // Set initial position of flippers
    var flipperPosition = 400;
    leftFlipper.style.transform = "translateX(" + flipperPosition + "px)";
    rightFlipper.style.transform = "translateX(" + flipperPosition + "px)";
    
    // Event listener to move flippers horizontally
    document.addEventListener("keydown", function(event) {
        if (event.key === "ArrowLeft") {
            flipperPosition -= 10;
        } else if (event.key === "ArrowRight") {
            flipperPosition += 10;
        }
        
        leftFlipper.style.transform = "translateX(" + flipperPosition + "px)";
        rightFlipper.style.transform = "translateX(" + flipperPosition + "px)";
    });
    
    // Function to move ball indefinitely
    function moveBall() {
        var ballX = parseInt(ball.style.left) || 400;
        var ballY = parseInt(ball.style.top) || 250;
        var ballXSpeed = 3;
        var ballYSpeed = 3;
        
        setInterval(function() {
            if (ballX &lt; 0 || ballX &gt; 780) {
                ballXSpeed = -ballXSpeed;
            }
            
            if (ballY &lt; 0 || ballY &gt; 480) {
                ballYSpeed = -ballYSpeed;
            }
            
            ballX += ballXSpeed;
            ballY += ballYSpeed;
            
            ball.style.left = ballX + "px";
            ball.style.top = ballY + "px";
        }, 10);
    }
    
    moveBall();
});


This code creates a pinball game with a ball and two flippers. The ball moves automatically back and forth horizontally, and the flippers can be controlled using the left and right arrow keys. The ball bounces off the walls of the game board. Feel free to modify this code and add more features to create a more advanced version of the game.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Yaadon Mein Kuch Dost Khas Hote Hain
Yoon To Vo Dur Hote Hain Nazron Se
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Mera To Pyar Hi Duniya Se Niraala Nikla,
Chaha Tha Jise Humne Apni Jaan Se Jyada.
Wo Kisi Or Ko Chahane Wala Nikala!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Jise Banana Toh Bahut Aasan Hai
Magar Barqrar Rakhna Bahut Mushkil Hai
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Kabhi Hasti Khelti Jindagi Aam Ho Jati Hai.
Ek Savera Tha Jab Has Ke Uthte The Hum
Or
Aj Bin Muskuraye Sham Ho Jati Hai.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Kyunki Ab Meri Ankhon Main
"Tum" Saaf Nazar Aatay Ho.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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&lt;!-- End BidVertiser code --&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979067528669621480/posts/default/7941319623073794879" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979067528669621480/posts/default/7941319623073794879" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://dailyvegjokes.blogspot.com/2014/09/ab-toh-shayad-hi-kare-mohobbat-mujhse.html" rel="alternate" title="Ab toh shayad hi kare mohobbat mujhse" type="text/html"/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="16" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" width="16"/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979067528669621480.post-2599332426081278236</id><published>2014-09-10T16:56:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2014-09-10T16:56:08.525+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="love shayaris"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="romantic shayari"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="romantic shayari msg"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="shayaris"/><title type="text">Kisne kaha aapki yaad nahi aati</title><content type="html">Kisne Kaha aapki Yaad Nahi aati.
Bina Yaad Kiye Koi Raat Nahi Jaati.
Waqt badal jata hai aadat Nahi jati.
Aap Khaas Ho Ye baat
Har Baar To Kahi Nahi jaati.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Man Mein Gaali.
Goli Bhi Chala Li,
Fir Bhi Dono Haath Khaali.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Patni: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken
Biryani, Butter Naan Aur Sath Main
Tumhare Liye Chilled Beer.
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Pati: Khaana Bana Rahi Ho Ya
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Ch@tiya !!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Ye Wo Chize Hai Jo Hume Muft Me Milti Hai
Magar Inki Keemat Ka Tab Pata Chalta Hai,
Jab Ye Kahi Kho Jati Hai.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Police: Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai,
Shrabi: Majburi Thi Sahab
Police: Kya
Mazburi Thi Saale
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Shrabi: Bottle Ka
Dhakkan Gum Ho Gya Tha,
Isliye Puri Bottle Pini Padi.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
.
Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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&lt;!-- End BidVertiser code --&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979067528669621480/posts/default/711037188638649186" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6979067528669621480/posts/default/711037188638649186" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://dailyvegjokes.blogspot.com/2014/09/santa-aur-banta-ne.html" rel="alternate" title="Santa aur banta ne" type="text/html"/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="16" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" width="16"/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6979067528669621480.post-2732234716591148247</id><published>2014-09-10T16:52:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2014-09-10T16:52:04.759+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jokes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="veg jokes"/><title type="text">Tum apun ko itna message karta hai</title><content type="html">Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai.
Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai.
Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai;
Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!
Mr Nice&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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Smart And Intelligent People;
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And If You Have Received It.
Then Obviously It's A Technical Error.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://ads.qadserve.com/t?id=dfb0c156-081f-4447-b2d7-16fa860b47bd&amp;size=320x50'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;
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