A saint asked his disciples, ‘Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’

‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the saint. ‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.’

Then the saint asked, ‘What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’

The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’

MORAL: When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other

Movie “Slumdog Millionaire” shoot in India with complete Indian Crew Won 8 Oscar Awards!

Best Motion Picture of the Year
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Actor in a Leading Role
Sean Penn
MILK

Actress in a Leading Role
Kate Winslet
THE READER

Best Directing
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

slumdog-millionaire-2009-oscar-winner-india-film

Best Foreign Language Film of the Year
Departures

Music (Original Song)
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Music (Original Score)
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Film Editing
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Sound Mixing
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Sound Editing
THE DARK KNIGHT

Visual Effects
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

Documentary Short Subject
SMILE PINKI

Documentary Feature
MAN ON WIRE

Actor in a Supporting Role
Heath Ledger
THE DARK KNIGHT

Live Action Short Film
SPIELZEUGLAND (TOYLAND)

Cinematography
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Makeup
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

Costume Design
THE DUCHESS

Art Direction
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

Animated Short Film
La Maison en Petits Cubes

Animated Feature Film of the Year
WALL-E WALL-E

Adapted Screenplay
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Original Screenplay
MILK

Actress in a Supporting Role
Penelope Cruz
VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA

Your single glance makes my heart stop

valentine-love

You make my live worthwhile and I love you very much.

Thank you for sharing your life with me

Every step of the journey has been richer for having you by my side

valentine kisses

You will always be my true love

You are the world to me

I will be yours forever and always

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Can you read my thoughts, I often wonder?

You make me the happiest man alive!

You make me the happiest woman alive!

The stars have lost their luster since I looked into your eyes.

Happy valentines Day!!

Morning time in an IT company office:

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes & every employee gathered outside office. 10 minute passed…5 more minute passed.

Security Officer: Announcement started, “Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won’t work are lay off & all their belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

Moral:  Be Careful!!

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

Relationship

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully

1) In theaters:
When you meet acquaintances/friends.
Silly Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

3) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Silly Question:-  Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Silly Question:- Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

6) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Silly Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout.it’s just the money.

7) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Silly Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

9) At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Silly Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Silly Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

1) When I’m sad, you take the pain away with a joke
2) When Im feeling the worst, you make me feel the happiest
3) How you make me feel when I think I’m nothing
4) How your not afraid to tell me your feelings
5) The way I turn you on, without me doing anything
6) How you can just speak your mind
7) The way you look after I say I love you
How times it seems like we’re the only ones here
9) How you always look deep into my eyes
10) How you can make my heart melt with your soft lips
11) The way you hold my hand so tight
12) The way you never let my hands go
13) How you always watch out for me
14) They way you make sure I have everything I need
15) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you
16) When you buy me things out of the blue
17) How you say the cutest things over and over and never gets old
18) The way you play with my hair when I’m falling asleep
19) The way you stare at me as if I am the most handsome guy in the world!
20) The times when you where determined for me not to be mad at you anymore
21) The way you look when I get all dressed up
22) The smile you give after I’m done kissing you
23) The way you act like a dork but make me laugh
24) The way you’re not embarrassed to say or do anything in front of me
25) How you can just defend me and not be scared

Tom: Harry, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Harry: oh!

Tom: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Harry:No
Tom: He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Tom: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Harry: No
Tom:He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”, if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Tom:And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Harry: No
Tom: He’s the author of “Confessions”, if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Harry got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Jack scott?
Tom:No
Harry: He’s the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.