Daily Shite

Blonde Goes Back to Work After Many Years

Paul — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:00:27 +0000

One has to wonder if this has ever really happened?

Exhibition…

Brian — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:00:05 +0000

…and a gift shop? With free admission?

Sounds Delicious

Paul — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:00:11 +0000

Please tell me that this book cover “Cooking with Pooh” isn’t real. Please! I mean c’mon, first he does anal and now this? Sick f’n bear!

Anna Nicole Smith- The Younger Years

Sara — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:00:14 +0000

No one can claim the signs were never obvious…

Uh-Oh-Obama

Brian — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:00:48 +0000

I’m really, really sorry about this one. I wonder if Obama was afterward?

Badly Placed Advert: Sister Killed Herself – Oops!

Paul — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:00:17 +0000

Sometimes you wonder if anybody looks at the layouts in magazines before they send them off to be printed.

That Jewish Baker..What Was His Name?

Sara — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:00:36 +0000

Yes, you’ll go to hell for laughing. No, you won’t be alone.

Epic Rollerblading

Paul — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:00:07 +0000

This guy is not only nuts, but he could almost pass as a transformer looking like that.

Toilet Humor – Awesome Prank

Brian — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:00:09 +0000

Can’t you just imagine yourself in their place?

Everyday Normal Average Guy – Jon Lajoie

Gabe — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:00:34 +0000

Ima Everyday Normal Average Guy…heh bout somes it up.. * has bad language*

The Meaning of Whipped

Sara — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:00:38 +0000

All I can say is her cootch must be vajazzled, beer-flavored and lined in gold…

Thanks to Shelby for the submission!

Mr. T-Mobile

Paul — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:00:00 +0000

Taking literal to the extreme and pitying the fool that doesn’t find this funny

I just don’t think I’d want this hanging above my kids cot!

Wouldn’t This Be Great to Do at Tax Time?

Steven — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:00:32 +0000

I’m betting that a great number of people would love nothing better than to do this on their yearly tax forms.

via reddit

Girl Identifies Star Wars Figures Using Just Her Mouth

Sara — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:34 +0000

German girl who can identify 80 different Star Wars figurines using just her mouth. Insert your own oral joke here.

I Think You Would Make A Great Prostitute

Paul — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:00:59 +0000

Now that’s fatherly encouragement or you. Encouraging and supporting his daughter no matter what she wants to be

What Pro Sport Should You Play? (Chart)

Sara — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:00:57 +0000

Ever wonder if you missed your calling as a professional athlete? Use this handy chart to see where you may have been destined for greatness.

Battlestar Galactica Vs Beastie Boys – Sabotage

Paul — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:00:16 +0000

Every now an then a truly outstanding mashup comes along that you can see has had more than just effort put into making it. It’s been done as a labor of love or of obsessive perfectionism.

Want to see just how much detail went into this mashup? Try watching it side by side with the original on YouTube Doubler.

Timotei’s Newest Advocate

Brian — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:00:21 +0000

I know I wouldn’t laugh. I like having limbs.

Move Over Snuggies, You’ve Been Replaced in the Stupid Category

Steven — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:00:24 +0000

The snugglies have to be one of the silliest things around – or were until I saw these over on the Neatorama site which is where you can also buy them. For real.

In Case of Fire, Do Not Twitter!

Sara — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:00:31 +0000

It’s sad that people even need this reminder, but I doubt anyone is too surprised to see it.