Damnitkage

Dear Apple

kage — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:40:17 +0000

My phone wasn’t happy today. I got the white screen of death. I was scared, so I hid under my bed for awhile. Then, since I couldn’t really fit, and my head hurt from the bed resting on it, I got out from under it and went down to the apple store. I put my best sad hangdog face on, started crying and by the time they called my name I gad sniffly, gulping for air, runny nose syndrome. The nice fellow took my phone, said the screen had gone bad, fixed it and sent me on my way.

I love you Apple.

Not your average run around town car

KJ — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:59:48 +0000

At the gym today, come out and what to my wandering eyes should appear but a big fat man and some tiny reindeer…no..wait..I mean a 1941 Lincoln Continental. Same difference but with less crying kids.
Dig the pics.

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Mr. Hand. You dick!

KJ — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:13:37 +0000

You know you love it. You’ve seen it 903 times, just like I have. It’s mindless entertainment, allows you to escape for an hour or so into some other world. No, it’s not the Na’avi or Starwarstrecktroopers, but it’s still fun. There’s the music, very cool, very 80’s. Moving in Stereo, with Phoebe Cates’ boobs forever ingrained in our minds and The Go-Go’s telling us that they’ve got the beat and Wooly Bully. Spicoli knows that song. Righteous.

It’s A Party. It’s A Party, Party Weekend

KJ — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:55:15 +0000

Kids are gone to Washington D.C. with their grandmother. The wife and I are home alone for three or four days. We’re gonna party it the hell on down.

Not really.

We’re too old for the party, party weekend. It’s still a great song by Joe “King” Carasco. So let’s enjoy, shant’ we?

Productivity

KJ — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:28:47 +0000

So kage, you might ask…been busy lately? What are you doing with yourself?

Oh, I might say, I’m working some sites, you know, creating a few new sites, managing and updating some others…you know..working like..

That’s what I would tell you.

Really? I’m playing Sushi Cat. 29 hours a day. 15 days a week. Sushi Cat.

You play here, no?

Free Online Acid Trips

KJ — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:30:54 +0000

Larry Carlson makes movies. Of a sort. Really they’re acid trips visualized and shared with the world. Enjoy here. Dude.

The Most Action Packed Movie Ever. Really. Ever.

KJ — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:21:36 +0000

Seriously. Watch these special highlights from what looks to be THE MOST ACTION PACKED MOVIE EVER. Karate fights galore, woman fighting, scalping, big muscle guys with the required long blond hair(who, no doubt, are the finest actors in the history of acting)…what more could you ask for. I don’t know about you but by gawd I have to see this. Now. It’s 6:15 a.m. but I’m totally sure someone in Kansas City is showing this right now. Who’s with me? Let’s go!

Today Show Wii Se…er..Curl..er…

KJ — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:02:13 +0000

Watch these Today Show people either molest each other live on national televison or play Wii curling. I’m not sure which it is.

Yeah? Well up..never mind…I mean…Hi there!

KJ — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:42:10 +0000

Do we ever get to call a do over in life? Maybe just a time out, go to the sidelines and figure out the next play?

No?

Damn.

I was thinking that I’d just trot over to the sidelines, have some gatorade and kind of make like I’m thinking about what to do next and then trot back out to the field. Of course I’ll still not have any idea what the hell I’m doing or going to do, but I’ll look swell in my indecision.

I know that I’m not the only one in this boat. In fact the old unemployment boat is full to the brim like one of those Cuban refugee “boats” that you see on the news every now and again. Fifty people are piled on the hood of a 63 Dodge Dart and trying to float their way to Miami. Current unemployment rates are officially at or around 10%, but the real unemployment rate is, depending on which source you use, somewhere around 15-17% and possibly even worse. The old hood for the American unemployed is full and really, if we all float to Miami, is it going to be any better there? Sure, there might be good food, but we’re all going to be to poor to afford it.

We can all be bitter, in fact I often am/was, but I’m personally trying not to be. I think that my bitterness is something that attributed to my current stupid poor health situation. That and the fact that for the longest time the only time I went to the gym was to pick my daughter up or maybe turn around in the parking lot. That’s not a very good workout honestly. I don’t recommend that you try it.

I think that I’m going to try being positive and see what happens.

Unemployment 2010 day 2

KJ — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:03:19 +0000

And so it begins…or continues…or whatever…

Day 2 of unemployment. What the hell, I haven’t gotten any job offers in the last 48 hours. What gives? I mean, christalmighty, I expected maybe an hour or two but two whole days? Really now? So that’s how it’s going to be eh? Okay, I can deal with that.

Not to make light of a bad situation. But it’s my bad situation and I guess that if I want to make light of it, by gawd, I will.

Wish me luck on this exciting new adventure.

(or you could just hire me. that’d be fine luck. i’m just sayin…)