Damn Land

Artist with a Damn-fine Sense of Humor

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Wed, 23 May 2012 03:58:00 +0000

"The Shower Scene" ... Damn!

You've seen the famous shower scene like the one in the thriller-classic, "Psycho"?

Well, check out this artist's version of the horror scene classic.

Online Virtual Keyboard lets you Compose your own songs

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:41:00 +0000

I've been playing with this and other gadgets trying to compose my own songs.
If you are interested in doing the same thing, I suggest you download two programs:

1. Audacity and 2. Freecorder.

These two programs will allow you to record and manipulate the notes and beats you want to use.

Here is a great virtual keyboard to try out: Give this a minute to load.

ButtonBeats.com

Stop like Fred Flintstone! Funny

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:37:00 +0000

Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.

Steep hill, bad brakes, one hand holding the camera, nowhere to turn, and serious bumps ahead! This all adds up to my foot skidding stop, "like Fred Flintstone". I was alarmed that I might not be able to stop in time. I'm visually impaired, so I don't do well on unpredictible-unpaved ground at high speeds.

Damn President pushing Lady Liberty between a Rock and a Hard Place

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:20:00 +0000

Folks, it is my desire to keep this site a politics free zone. However, there are times when we must set aside the things we want for the greater good.

The current president, in case you don't know, is (in my opinion) with the help of entities within the Washington Beltway, shredding the Constitution of America.

How does this affect you? I'm assuming you are a younger person. You are being robbed of the opportunity to control your own destiny. Obama and the rest of the Washington ruling class believes they know what's best for you, and that you are too stupid to know it for yourself. If you are thankful to your boss for employing you, for example, they think you're an idiot.

You don't know what to eat, what to drive, what charities to give to, how much to give, who to vote for, what news to watch, or what religion (if any) to practice. But, believe me, they do.

They have sold you a sense of entitlement through the school system and through controlled media, and now they are using it against you. The really sad part of this is you don't even realize it.

Answer this, Do you think the government is the answer to all of our nations ills such as: unemployment, racism, debt, terrorism and others?

Did you know the Prez, and apparently his wife, hang with communists and Marxists, having folks like Van Jones in his administration?

Through executive power, he has appointed people to a Consumer 'Protection' agency, an agency that is part of the Federal Reserve bank (from what I've read) and somehow enabled to act and impose regulations to American companies without needing the approval of Congress; which has no jurisdiction in this agency.

Young people, you are being enslaved by a global conspiracy to dissolve our constitution. With this dissolution goes the bill of rights. So when you do wake up, 10 years from now, you won't be able to speak about it freely. You will not be allowed to assemble, and you may not have the right to practice your religion openly.

I'm telling you, they are waging a war on our sovereignty and our liberty.

Are you going to be one of the sheep strung along by mainstream media that tells you how great it is to be secular, how stupid the thought of Jesus is, and how crazy people like me are for pointing this crap out? Or, are you going to wake up now and understand how important it is for us to stand our ground when it comes to the rights that were once "self evident"?

D.C. has grabbed up the education sector, energy sector, medical sector, business sector, and justice sector.

They do have the power. Now the military can detain anyone based on the "suspicion" of terrorist activities. Washington is known for loose definitions of terms so the suspicion could be determined to be anyone who stands against the administration's destruction of the constitution. Right?

You, citizen or not can now be detained, indefinitely, without charge, by the military. This is in direct violation of the 4th amendment of the Constitution.

This amendment ensured that the federal government couldn't abuse its position of authority using the military.

Here's a video of a Senator talking about this bill which has since been signed into law:

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In a way this situations belongs here on the Damn Land blog because Washington is putting Lady Liberty there. Are you going to be part of the crowd who allows this? Or are you going to stand with the crowd who, as our Declaration of Independence says, "mutually pledge our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor" to ensure we remain a free republic? You better think about that because some things are way more important than the stuff.

Pete and Trey's latest - Trey Rap!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:57:00 +0000

Funny Dog Meets Snoopy

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:10:00 +0000

Damm Jamz ... Give em a try!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:40:00 +0000

ButtonBeats.com

I'm Tellin' Ya - Tray talks to Pete about getting pulled over

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 07:04:00 +0000

Fart Blocker Soap (Pette and Trey) Comedy

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:54:00 +0000

Mental Health Hotline - Damn Crazy!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 08:52:00 +0000

Damn! Schooling for Liberals and Democrats

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 08:49:00 +0000

He made me reconsider my political views. check it out!

Check out this Funny-as-Hell "Mental Health' Hotline!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 04:43:00 +0000

Feel free so share this on Facebook.

Damn Funny Martial Arts

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:01:00 +0000

Okay, I've seen funny clips of Martial Arts Goofs, but this one takes the cake.

Read the title, "Martial Arts Headache", then read the line below the title.

Crazy Ass Goose

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:25:00 +0000

Not sure if this is a Duck or a Goose, but its determined to keep the man and his dog from fishing.

Whose Line..... Antics with Richard Simmons - Funny as Hell

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 00:01:00 +0000

Going Commando? (Humorous)

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:16:00 +0000

How the NEW STAR TREK Movie Should (or could) have Ended... Damn!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:13:00 +0000

Guys, Check out thisGirl's Tool-Chest: It'll make you say, "Damn"!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 26 May 2011 05:51:00 +0000

The Toolbox - Watch more Funny Videos

Omlette Had Enough

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 19 May 2011 06:04:00 +0000

Damn Funny Collection of Accidents

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Thu, 19 May 2011 05:23:00 +0000

A couple of the accidents seen in this post had me laughing out loud! Check 'em out.

TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Wed, 11 May 2011 05:25:00 +0000

Dog Torment

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Sat, 07 May 2011 03:28:00 +0000

I'm surprised the dog didn't cuss...

Streaker's Failed Attempt to Run onto the Tennis Court

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:53:00 +0000

I bet if you lesten really hard, you can hear him whimper, "Damn".

You Ain't Seen My Balls!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 18:07:00 +0000

Damn! This is too funny.

Dance to these Stereotypes - VIDEO

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel Taverne) — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 17:58:00 +0000

Damn!