The Journal of Dan Hellbound

You Think So?

The Hellbound — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:32:44 +0000

Though the New Host brought The Journal back from the dead, my wordplay juggling powers are on their indefinite break. One bad timing, it is.

You can catch me on my Tumblr home, though. I am getting pretty frequent on that place.

Monumental Execution

The Hellbound — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:07:04 +0000

This anger, this boiling blood running through my veins, it is a prelude to one monumental execution. And there is no place to run, no place to hide. I will hunt you down, tear your flesh from your bones, and shatter your skull into powder. I will blow that powder through the air, erasing you from the memory of this damned Earth.

Ah, yes. That imagination of mine. It never runs out of evil, twisted ideas no matter what mood I am into. Evil really is my middle name.

Gel, Loose, Rye, Tear

The Hellbound — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:06:18 +0000

Breathe, young writer. Inhale and exhale. Relax.

Whatever they are doing, they do not take it seriously. If I were you, you should not, as well. They have to do what they have to do. It is purely business, and nothing personal.

Breathe, young writer. Go to slumber. Short slumber.

Clear Tear

The Hellbound — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:05:33 +0000

It is evident.

Your sadness is as clear as the tears streaming from your eyes and through your cheeks and lips. And, no, I will not wipe it. And, no, you should not wipe it. You are not even in the middle of your path with that gigantic cross resting on your shoulders.

Your suffering will not end until you are done carrying the cross.

For the Con-Ass Clowns

The Hellbound — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:04:29 +0000

For the ass clowns who are purely selfish, tactless and shameless and who happened to be sitting in power of the Pearl of the Orient’s lower legislative sect. This is one big middle finger of disapproval for the stupidity going on.

Getting Doughs

The Hellbound — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:02:52 +0000

In 1 week’s time, I will rise back to domain dominance. I am getting resources as of late, and that paints a big smile on my face. And after I bring back The Journal, I will make a reminder of celebrating it with a pot of mushroom soup and boxes of pizza. Oh yes.

Blessings and Curses I

The Hellbound — Fri, 29 May 2009 09:01:57 +0000

Blessed are the souls who conceived the heavenly-looking VideoPress, for I will consider their service and take them under my wing to world domination. Ah, “video blogging”, I might step foot.

Cursed are the publicly-affectionate couple The Hellbound saw several hours ago, for they almost flaunt dear Death’s scythe, not minding the old lady crossing the street.

Blessed are the likes of Conan O’ Brien, who will come back on late night television programming and make up to the almost-beyond-boring telecasts of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”. The Hellbound believes that O’ Brien is more superior.

Cursed are the likes of Jimmy Fallon, because The Hellbound’s taste for humor and Fallon’s brand of entertainment are not well-matched. Yes, The Hellbound appreciates humor even though it is totally unobvious.

Hellbound Prayer II

The Hellbound — Wed, 27 May 2009 09:00:51 +0000

Hold on, hold on

I will get through this.

Hold not, hold not

This foretold crisis.

Hold on, hold on

I will get through this.

Unintended, Neglected

The Hellbound — Mon, 25 May 2009 08:56:53 +0000

The Journal is dead momentarily. I do not have the resources to revive that poor thing right away, so its fate is undetermined for now.

In the meantime, I will be here on the Blue Hell Battlefront, which is obviously powered by the ever-wonderful WordPress.com. I will get through this situation once I get what is needed for The Journal’s revival.

I am The Hellbound, and I am not through yet!

Of Sex Videos and Book Blockades

The Hellbound — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:45:55 +0000

Sometimes, some people should not stick their nose to where it does not belong. Whether you are a citizen or a person-in-authority, it does not matter. And The Hellbound stresses that line to that number of Philippine government officials who turns a video of pelvis swaying inwards, outwards and circles and exchanging body heat into a sort-of “national issue”.

You see, those who stress the controversial sex video of Ms. Halili and Dr. Kho too much over the government’s high ranks should stop inflicting more personal shame over the affected. Yes, their intention on soothing the victim’s pain is truthful enough, but they should take action discreetly. Sensationalizing will only choke the person and her dignity even further.

And there are more important matters to be focused on like the current Great Book Blockade in the country. Those corrupted souls in the Customs department fill up their name with more dirt and dust as they attempt to slap the mountain of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer with tax, which is a grave violation over one United Nations treaty: The Florence agreement. That treaty states and guarantees “free flow of educational, scientific and cultural materials”, which feeds on the mortals’ very need for knowledge.

And would you look at this? 1% tax will be slapped on educational books and 5% tax on the non-educational ones, and the government will surely have the power to determine which books are between the two book kinds. Now that leaves the question: when is a book non-educational? Oh yes, no matter how many arguments come along with that question, nobody can ignore the fact that each book has a lesson or a set of to share to the reader. Not everyone likes Twilight, but it still shed some lessons to its readers after all. And I would prefer not expounding on that because I am not one of the readers.

The bottom line is, everyone’s eyes were now open to the current world’s economic condition, and now this form of corruption worsens that. Those bounded set of papers that opens chests of knowledge and shells out ladders to farther imagination will be more unreachable to those who cannot afford. And soon enough, it will be hurtful on the current rich’s pockets as well. And I may be an evil entity, but I surely know my limits (I am methodically evil, damn it). And I believe this issue is crossing the line and boils my blood to the extreme. This nonsense should burn in Hell.