dan says...

This is just sad. Take away the branding, and this is identical...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:19:12 -0400

This is just sad. Take away the branding, and this is identical to an Apple Store, right down to the colored t-shirts and grand opening applause. Microsoft employs 92,736 people worldwide, and evidently, none are capable of an original thought.

John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam on Late...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:38:00 -0400

John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam on Late Night, to promote their upcoming reunion on IFC this Sunday. Set your TiVos!

neilio: 10/GUI

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:38:54 -0400

neilio:

10/GUI

lonelysandwich: “Rich Dicks” In the two months since I first...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:48:05 -0400

lonelysandwich:

“Rich Dicks”

In the two months since I first saw this, I’ve thought about it most days. Everyone’s going crazy for Nick Kroll’s Bobby Bottleservice and Fabrice Fabrice these days, but for my money, the Rich Dicks are the two truest, most richly realized characters I’ve seen in funny web video in who knows how long. I tried to resist sharing it but I couldn’t, in good conscience, hold out any longer.

I am several types of nerd.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:56:00 -0400

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Video

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:46:33 -0400

Hands down, the funniest scene in the history of television.

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:23:39 -0400

Hands down, the funniest scene in the history of television.

(via neilio)

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:22:15 -0400

(via neilio)

me3dia: Can’t Be All Four T-Shirt [via]

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:26:07 -0400

me3dia:

Can’t Be All Four T-Shirt [via]

Photo

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:12:16 -0400

Me: for the longest time, I thought the lyric was, "Blinded by the light... Wrapped up like a douche until the (something) in the night"

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:57:19 -0400

Me: for the longest time, I thought the lyric was, "Blinded by the light... Wrapped up like a douche until the (something) in the night"
Me: because THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
Kathryn: wrapped up like a douche
Kathryn: huh
Me: it made no sense, and yet when you listen to him, he clearly makes a hard "ch" sound at the end of "deuce"
Me: and it's not like "wrapped up like a deuce" makes any sense
Me: unless you have a dog
Me: (ba-dum-bum)

"Do not allow children to mix drinks, it is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:44:15 -0400

“Do not allow children to mix drinks, it is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.”

- Steve Allen

Video clip of the Canon 5D shutter releasing in slow motion.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:09:31 -0400

Video clip of the Canon 5D shutter releasing in slow motion.

Best yet.

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:58:13 -0400

Best yet.

It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:10:00 -0400

It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly complained about burnt toast and Kathryn’s curlers. I’m such an asshole.

I know it’s tradition for the groom not to see the wedding...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:44:00 -0400

I know it’s tradition for the groom not to see the wedding dress beforehand, but I’m not traditional. And when we initally sat down to talk with Mika Inatome about making Kathryn’s dress, I fell in love with her three puppy dogs. I looked forward to coming along for fittings, because fittings meant playing with Meilee, Meileu and Belle.

Oh, and I got to see Kathryn’s beautiful dress, too.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for every single...

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:08:07 -0400

There’s a special place in hell reserved for every single person who played a part in the cancellation of this brilliant show.

lookatthisfuckinghipster: “My parents make me wear this shirt...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:24:23 -0400

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“My parents make me wear this shirt when I leave the house.”

I’ve often thought that Trojan should sponsor LATFH.

Photo

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:11:44 -0400

"CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME"

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:42:07 -0400

“CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME”

- Unknown Source