dan says...

Best yet.

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:58:13 -0400

Best yet.

It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:10:00 -0400

It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly complained about burnt toast and Kathryn’s curlers. I’m such an asshole.

I know it’s tradition for the groom not to see the wedding...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:44:00 -0400

I know it’s tradition for the groom not to see the wedding dress beforehand, but I’m not traditional. And when we initally sat down to talk with Mika Inatome about making Kathryn’s dress, I fell in love with her three puppy dogs. I looked forward to coming along for fittings, because fittings meant playing with Meilee, Meileu and Belle.

Oh, and I got to see Kathryn’s beautiful dress, too.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for every single...

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:08:07 -0400

There’s a special place in hell reserved for every single person who played a part in the cancellation of this brilliant show.

lookatthisfuckinghipster: “My parents make me wear this shirt...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:24:23 -0400

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“My parents make me wear this shirt when I leave the house.”

I’ve often thought that Trojan should sponsor LATFH.

Photo

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:11:44 -0400

"CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME"

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:42:07 -0400

“CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME”

- Unknown Source

An Anthropomorphic Purple Being

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:28:00 -0400

me: http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimace_(character)#Characters
christ
grimace used to have 4 arms??
Mike: then reduced by 2
Grimace is an anthropomorphic purple being
well put
me: that's insane
Mike: he used to be an asshole
me: give me back my milkshakes, you big purple prick!
Mike: yes! who steals harburgers and shakes? assholes
me: that'd never work for best buy
a mascot that stole dvd players

I’m sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, and the nurse just walked in....

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:22:00 -0400

I’m sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, and the nurse just walked in. “Ms. Bottoms?” she called. And the woman that stood up had a VERY generous posterior. Twenty pounds of junk in a ten-pound trunk.

Just… wow.

neilio: Headline of the week.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:49:05 -0400

neilio:

Headline of the week.

So catchy. I’ve even got Kathryn singing this one....

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:30:48 -0400

So catchy. I’ve even got Kathryn singing this one. “A bag of weed, a bag of weed! Oh, everything’s better with a bag of weed!”

courtney: Conan’s Super Mario Set

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 02:27:15 -0400

courtney:

Conan’s Super Mario Set

Yesterday, I spent the morning cutting things with lasers. (Not...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:28:00 -0400

Yesterday, I spent the morning cutting things with lasers. (Not gonna say what this is until after the wedding.)

Photo

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:09:25 -0400

Fear and Loathing: The Board Game

Sat, 30 May 2009 11:18:00 -0400

Fear and Loathing: The Board Game: “One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.”

Auto-Tune The News, Episode #4: Spa Regulation. Serbians....

Fri, 29 May 2009 22:06:00 -0400

Auto-Tune The News, Episode #4: Spa Regulation. Serbians. Sotomayor. It just keeps getting better and better.

"Un-Broke: What You Need To Know About Money"

Fri, 29 May 2009 21:50:36 -0400

Right now, on ABC:

Financial adviser Mellody Hobson talks to Will Smith, Samuel L. Jackson, Seth Green, the Jonahs Bros and others to explain credit cards, mortgages, the stock market indexes, investing, 401(k) plans and more.

Quoth Sam Jackson: “I’m broke as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!”

Breakthrough Internet Device

Thu, 21 May 2009 18:43:12 -0400

Hey, lookey here! There’s a Tumblr iPhone app. Yet another platform on which I can neglect to post to the blog I forgot I had.

I favorite quite a few YouTube videos, but if I had a list of...

Thu, 21 May 2009 18:38:27 -0400

I favorite quite a few YouTube videos, but if I had a list of favorite favorites, this would be at the top of the list. Everything sounds better with AutoTune.

Square One

Thu, 21 May 2009 18:17:00 -0400

Not much going on these days.

I’m getting married in less than a month, followed by two weeks of Kathryn and I eating our way though Spain. Work is insanely busy. My condo tenant in Milwaukee is moving out at the end of June, so I have to find someone else who wants to write me a check every month. And my Marathon training officially begins on June 1st.

With all this free time on my hands, I figured this is the perfect time to start blogging again.