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2011-10-21T10:19:00.000-07:00

Adele vs Skrillex

2011-10-21T10:05:00.000-07:00

Quote.

2011-10-17T13:31:00.001-07:00

"Nor can my tongue taste my tongue; nor can my brain taste my brain, of ignorance" -Skrillex

Tim Jonze's On shuffle: dubstep

2011-09-25T10:42:00.000-07:00

Tim Jonze's On shuffle: dubstep

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More space than bass ... SBTRKT

The plan was simple: spend a month immersing myself in the world ofdubstep and try to take the pulse of what's happening right now. There was just one problem: whenever I ventured into the genre's forums and low-frequency sounds, I kept bumping into people who said it was dead. And it's hard to take the pulse of something that's dead.

When I say "dead", what I mean – of course – is that it's topping the charts, selling out arenas, putting out compilations (here comes 100% Pure Dubstep Vol 2), conquering America and shaping some of the biggest modern pop records around (Rusko, for instance, has worked with Britney and Rihanna). It's a kind of "dead" that most people could live with. It's far from unusual to run into a post on dubstepforum.comalong the lines of "I got into dubstep through Benga, Skream etc … now it's all heavy wobble shit with lame-ass gangsta rap samples." Or there's the view held by Jamie Teasdale, a former dubstep producer better known by the moniker Vex'd: "There's this burden of structure and expectation around dubstep these days and that's become a bit repellent to a lot of people," he says. "The very aggression and commercialness of it."

This straitjacketing of creativity was a problem encountered by another genre over 30 years ago – punk. No sooner had punk exploded into the mainstream, it seemed suddenly tired and bereft of new ideas; the result being lots of bands playing the same three chords, dressed in the same studded jackets and shouting "oi" a lot. And just as post-punk emerged to offer a way forward, so a term that's been springing up rather a lot this year is "post-dubstep". You know the name has legs because it makes anyone remotely associated with it want to break things.

So what do these post-dubstep artists have in common? At the extreme ends, not a lot – the bombastic stadium synths of Joker's forthcoming single Here Come The Lights, for instance, have little to do with the dislocated, disorienting sounds of his 4AD labelmate Zomby.

Yet for many artists – Jai Paul, Jamie xx, Mount Kimbie – there seems to be a shift of emphasis away from rearranging your kidneys with piledriving bass and more towards toying with your emotions instead (not for nothing did the term "blubstep" spring up). SBTRKT's self-titled debut album, which came out earlier this year, will almost certainly end up as my favourite album of 2011. Dubstep isn't the overriding influence here. In fact, the first things that strike you about the album are the soulful vocals of Sampha – whose voice does "hurt" better than a wounded puppy – and its deft, garage-inspired rhythms. Yet SBTRKT's use of space rather than sub-bass shows he at least understands what was so special about early dubstep. What makes SBTRKT post-dubstep, however, is similar to what made artists "post-punk". It's less about some unifying sound, more a keenness to look beyond the rigid structures of one genre and embrace sounds from elsewhere; from R&B and indie to house, garage and grime.

Post-dubstep threads are often concerned with artists who've previously dabbled in dubstep but have long since flown off on bizarre tangents – one such being Rustie, whose debut album Glass Swords is due next month on Warp. One track, Ultra Thizz, has fans on Soundcloud posting things like "head asplode" and "skull fukt" thanks to its onslaught of mangled chipmunk vocals, ricocheting synth stabs, rapidly accelerating rhythms and gurgling bass. It doesn't sound like an explosion in a Game Boy factory – that would just be a big bang – but it's what it would sound like in an ideal world. It's an intense listen, but then if you're looking for delicate subtlety from the man who once penned a track called Inside Pikachu's Cunt then you're probably the kind of listener disappointed at the lack of winsome ballads on the new Cerebral Ballzy record.

The aforementioned Jamie Teasdale is also making a contribution. Operating now as Kuedo, next month sees Planet Mu release his debut album, Severant. Despite his past, Teasdale sees few – if any – connections between the scene and the Vangelis-like waves of synths, hip-hop-inspired beat patterns and classical flourishes of Severant. "I haven't listened to any classic dubstep in years, and I've taken no intentional influence from it," he says. Instead, he believes that "dubstep has become a catch-all term for anything that's got certain elements; so if it's not intentionally fast or it has a predominant sub-bassline, it's de facto dubstep."

Far from being dead, dubstep has become established enough to become a pervasive influence in music. Such variety points to a bright future, just so long as nobody does anything as stupid as start mentioning "post-dubstep" in places like, say, The Guide. As Teasdale says with a smile: "Anyone with any sense who hears that term would shriek in terror."

Listen to that drum pattern!

2011-09-24T01:18:00.001-07:00

Like if you found the heart.

2011-09-19T11:27:00.000-07:00

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How you look whilst taking your profile pictures

2011-09-07T13:13:00.000-07:00

I was bored on-line when I found these pics of people taking pictures of themselves, I thought this was quite clever + The images are in really good quality and look very professional.

Thanks for watching! :D

Anthemic - By Magnetic Man

2011-08-25T12:19:00.001-07:00

I GOT RICK ROLLED!

2011-08-20T12:14:00.000-07:00

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HD Wallpapers!

2011-08-19T11:30:00.000-07:00

Behold our collection of 45! HD Wallpapers for both android and PC.

Mercedes Benz

2011-07-24T03:48:00.001-07:00

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night

2011-07-19T07:13:00.001-07:00

I'm watching Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) on VEVO for Android. http://vevo.ly/jWqkWC

Anthemic

2011-07-19T07:13:00.000-07:00

I'm watching Anthemic on VEVO for Android. http://vevo.ly/kEpw7r

Gears Of War Review

2011-07-19T07:06:00.000-07:00

The Good
Stellar graphics reset the bar for what consoles can do visually great soundtrack and killer sound effects satisfying gameplay in single-player mode very addictive online play best use of a chainsaw in any game, ever.

The Bad
Story could have been a bit more fleshed out difficulty could have used some slight tuning. In Gears of War, a slab of concrete is your best friend. And if that slab of concrete isn't around, you can always make do with burned-out cars, piles of metal, huge columns, or even the ever-popular wall next to a doorway. Why are these inanimate objects so friendly? Because if you aren't hiding behind something in Gears of War, you might as well be dead. Microsoft and Epic have teamed up to create this wicked game of hide-and-seek with high-powered future guns, which delivers one of the most heart-pounding and graphically thrilling experiences of the year. If its exciting campaign doesn't rope you in, chances are the team-based multiplayer will--either way, Gears of War is downright amazing.

Marcus Fenix disobeyed orders and got locked up, but in tough times, even a traitorous soldier is better than nothing.

The game's campaign tells the tale of a man named Marcus Fenix. He, like the other soldiers around him, is an extremely thick dude that very clearly doesn't have time to bleed. The game immediately sets an action movie-like tone, complete with an interesting post-apocalyptic world that's been overrun by a mysterious force called the Locust. Marcus is a former soldier for the Coalition of Organized Governments, or COG. Their soldiers wear ridiculously huge, bulky armor, but can't be bothered to wear helmets. They're just that tough. Or stupid. Either way, Fenix is a former soldier that's been branded a traitor and locked away, but he's busted out of prison at the opening of the game, to help in the fight against the Locust. After a brief tutorial level where you and Dom, the soldier that busted you out, make your way out of the Locust-infested prison and, yes, get to the chopper, you're connected with the other members of Delta Squad and sent out to find Alpha Squad, which is both missing and supposedly in possession of a device that could turn the tide of the war. The game's story isn't very deep, and aside from a very brief mention in the front of the manual, it doesn't really bother to fill you in on the details behind the conflict or the main character's incarceration. The lack of exposition feels like a missed opportunity to make the characters and the setting even more compelling, and there are parts of the game that seem like they were built specifically to make room for some kind of flashback sequence, but the gameplay is so sharp that you probably won't care.

You'll fight a decent variety of enemies in Gears of War. Most of the Locust are humanoids, with minor visual distinctions between the standard troops, ones with shotguns, and so on. Later on, you'll fight some different-looking humanoid-style enemies that are armed with explosive torque bows, and there are plenty of other critters to face--some small, some screen-filling. They all use slightly different tactics, but the same basic rule applies: Wait for them to pop their heads (or other weak points) out and attempt to shoot it off. The enemy response to your actions has its great moments, but it also has its problems. Enemies hiding behind cover tend to not react when they get hit. From time to time, you might catch the back of an enemy peeking just over a piece of cover, and if you start shooting it, he'll usually just sit there and let you drill him to death. But in spite of its few problems, the action is tense and extremely enjoyable.

Gears of War consists of a large series of pitched battles between your squad and the enemy forces. If you leave your fool head popped up for too long, it'll get shot off every single time, so the proper place for you is tucked behind a wall or some other piece of cover. The cover mechanics work very naturally, making it easy to stick to a wall, pop up or around to take shots at the enemy, and get back down safely. Moving between nearby pieces of cover is also very easy to manage.

This isn't the first time that taking cover has been a focus of gameplay--the mechanics work very similarly to a fairly obscure PlayStation 2 game from Namco called kill.switch. But no game has made this sort of gameplay quite so exciting. One of the greatest feelings in this game is that when you pop out to take a shot, you immediately feel like you're taking your life into your own hands, because the enemy is very good at opening fire the second they see you and you'll see those bullets heading your way. This formula remains thrilling from start to finish, though boss fights and a pretty neat vehicle section help to break up the action.

Thankfully, one shot won't kill you, in most cases. The health meter takes the form of a skull and gear icon that appears onscreen in pieces as you take damage. If it's completed, that means you took one hit too many and you're history. But if you can avoid getting shot for a few seconds, the gear fades away and you're restored to full health. It's a much quicker recharge than something like Halo's energy shields, and this helps keep the action moving while reinforcing that you really need to play cautiously.

You'll usually have three other guys in your squad, but they usually aren't much help. They're good for distracting enemies, and they'll take down a few here and there, but they also tend to get dropped a lot. You can revive them, if you can get over to them and hit the X button, but usually it's easier to just finish the fight yourself, which brings them all back without exposing you to the same enemy fire that took them down in the first place.

Gears of War is all about ducking, covering, and blasting your enemies whenever they give you an opening.

Gears of War offers two difficulty settings right off the bat, and a third unlocks when you beat the game. The game defaults to the easiest setting, called casual. On this setting, taking cover only becomes important when you're up against heavy odds or later in the game, when the enemies get tougher. The middle setting, hardcore, feels just right at first--you need to take cover, but you can usually pop up and take shots without immediate punishment. But near the tail end of the game, both difficulties ramp up quite a bit. Hardcore starts to get a little unmanageable. Casual gets to be about as hard as the hardcore setting is near the beginning of the game. And once you unlock insane, you'll find that it's aptly named, though not impossible. Overall, the difficulty feels like it could have used a bit more tuning, or another setting that finds the sweet spot between casual and hardcore. But since you can select your difficulty each time you load up your game, it's easy to set it down to casual if you get stuck at a certain checkpoint, then raise it back up once you've made progress. Making your way through the campaign should take most players somewhere from about 10 to 12 hours, depending on the difficulty.

The game has achievements for finishing each of the five acts on each of the three difficulties, and they stack, so if you beat an act on hardcore, you get the casual points, as well. It only seems to keep track of what difficulty setting you're on when you finish the act, so all this switching around won't cause any trouble on that front, either. The game's achievements are pretty good, with a smart mix of points you'll get for simply playing through the game and some more esoteric ones, like points for playing as Dom in co-op, points for perfectly reloading your weapon many times in a row, doing well online, and so on. None of the points seem that far fetched, but you also won't have the full thousand during your first couple of days with the game, either.

While the campaign is fine and good alone, it's even better when you're playing with another player. You can do so via a split-screen or over Xbox Live, and the good news is that you can continue the campaign from where you've played in the single-player, so you can use any mix of single or cooperative play to get through without having to replay missions. The second player takes on the role of Dom, and the game is both more entertaining and significantly easier when playing with a partner. That's because when players die in co-op, they can be revived, provided they haven't been blown to bits or their deaths don't take place during one of the few times when the team splits up, separating the two human players. Online, the co-op behaves quite smoothly, and the graphics in split-screen mode appear to be just as good as they are when you're playing alone. About the only negative aspect of co-op play is that if a player drops out of an online game, the other player is forced to quit back to the main menu. A more seamless drop-in/drop-out setup would have been cool.

A big part of making any shooter memorable is the design of its weapons. Gears of War has some very satisfying weaponry that really make the game stand out. The machine gun you're going to use for most of the game is the Lancer, and in addition to it being a fast-firing death dealer, it also has a unique melee attack in the chainsaw bayonet. Yes, a machine gun with a chainsaw mounted to the bottom of it is just as awesome as it sounds, though since most of the enemies are content to hide behind cover and mow you down if you attempt to get close, you don't get to use it as often as you might like. But when you do, it's a terrific display of great, splashy blood effects. The other weapons in the game aren't quite as flashy, as you'll get a standard sniper rifle, shotgun, rocket launcher, some grenades, and so on. But you'll also get to use something called the Hammer of Dawn, which is an orbital satellite that beams down hot, fiery death from above when you paint a target. But the catch is that the satellites have to be lined up above your position and you have to be outside for it to work, so it's only available in a few very specific situations during the campaign. You can carry four different weapons, but you'll always have slots reserved for a pistol and for grenades, so you have to make choices about which two main weapons you'll carry around with you.

Another really cool facet of the gameplay is that there's a trick to reloading your weapon. By default, reloads take a set amount of time and aren't anything flashy. But if you look just below the gun indicator on the screen, you'll see a line sweeping across a bar with a couple of different colors on it. That's the trick. A button press stops the meter. If you stop it in the gray area, the weapon reloads faster. If you stop it in the tiny white zone, you'll reload and all the bullets you just fed into your weapon will do more damage. But if you miss and hit it in the black, the gun jams and takes even longer to reload. It's a fascinating risk-versus-reward scenario that isn't difficult to master, but when you're under fire in a tense situation, you're still likely to screw it up now and then.

In addition to the single-player and co-op play, Gears of War has a team-based multiplayer mode for up to eight players. The four-on-four action is also round-based with no respawns, though like in the co-op game, you can revive other players when they go down. On the other side, though, that means you need to pump a lot more rounds into your enemies after they go down, just to make sure they stay down. Or, alternately, you can run up on their downed body and hit the X button, which delivers a very satisfying life-ending boot to your foe's head. For as much fun as the weapons are in single-player, they're actually more exciting here. The Hammer of Dawn becomes a pretty hilarious addition to the game, and you'll get to use that chainsaw more frequently against unsuspecting players thanks to the way the maps offer multiple ways to get to the same location. The key to multiplayer is to never work alone so that you can always have someone around to revive you and vice versa. Two players rolling up on one player usually (though certainly not always) results in the single player getting decimated. One of the other players may go down, but that's nothing a revival won't fix. The game's 10 maps offer a good variety, and you can mix the action up a bit by changing out the weapons that appear in the map. You can play in three different modes. Warzone is a standard team deathmatch. Assassination puts one player in the leader role and the other three players must fight as protectors. Execution forces you to kill opposing players yourself--if you let them sit there and bleed, they can hammer the A button to revive themselves. With a good number of maps and exciting action, this game appears to have some longevity to it online. If you like, you can also play over a LAN via system link, or locally--though local multiplayer is limited to two players, which isn't too exciting.

Consider Gears of War to be the game that raised the bar for how console games should look from here on out. The character models are thick and look outstanding. The gray, war-torn environments are nicely varied throughout the game, and the game is full of amazing standout visual moments, such as a train sequence where you see that the sky is full of ink left behind by flying Locust enemies, blocking your view of the stars just enough to prevent you from busting out the Hammer of Dawn. Or, when you get to an underground mine and see a lot of molten, glowing lava all around you. Or, anytime you get to use the chainsaw on anything, ever. Or, the way the camera gets down low and starts shaking like a wartime documentary whenever you start running. It all looks absolutely amazing, from the animation to the game's over-the-top blood effects.

The game also runs at a very steady frame rate during gameplay. The cutscenes, however, are rendered in real time, and when the action really gets heated in some of the sequences, the visuals chop up. The music in Gears of War is appropriately cinematic and really helps carry the action-movie style that the game is shooting for. The dialogue also gives off an action-movie vibe, mainly because most of it is totally meatheaded. The COG soldiers aren't scientists--they're dumb, strong soldier boys that are at home when they're behind the trigger. As a result, almost all of the dialogue is appropriately gruff and filled with the sort of "let's rock!" enthusiasm that you'd expect from a team of hardcore shooters. The weapons are also enhanced by great sound effects. The squish of flesh being ripped apart by the chainsaw, in particular, is outstanding.

Gears of War is a game that capitalizes on all of the promises made by the next generation of gaming. It looks more than a few steps beyond what consoles have been doing to this point, and the gameplay is supremely fulfilling from start to finish in all of its various modes. While there have certainly been plenty of similar shooters before it, the game's great weapons, amazing graphics, and absolutely thrilling action make it stand out from the pack in a big, big way.

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Planet O

2011-07-17T03:19:00.001-07:00

Visit Him Now!

2011-07-17T02:29:00.001-07:00

I'm watching Hitz on VEVO for Android.

Coming up...

2011-07-16T13:45:00.001-07:00

PhotoShop tutorials, Lots of music videos, and more!

Bounce - Dubstep

2011-07-16T12:32:00.000-07:00

Dubstep

2011-07-16T11:55:00.001-07:00

We are going to start posting photoshop creations, music, and more next week!

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2011-07-16T11:29:00.000-07:00

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Infolinks / Kontera

2011-07-16T10:37:00.000-07:00

After sometime with adbrite and 6 months with kontera I've finally ditched both these low inventory and low paying companies.

Just to show you how low paying kontera is check out both screenshots. The first one is from Aug 01 2008 - Aug 31 2008 using kontera, I made $29.62 with 160,013 impressions ($0.19 eCPM($)).

From Oct 1, 2008 - Oct 26, 2008 using Infolinks I made $62.08 with 119,202 impressions and ($0.49eCPM($)).

So as you can see I had less page impressions but made more than 2X the amount with infolinks and i still have 5 days to the end of October.

below are screenshots from my account for proof. and just in case your wondering about the sites, Yes both are from the same exact site.

Kontera

Infolinks

Who would I recommend? I would recommend people with forums and content sites/blogs to try it out.

Common answers to questions found on there website
Publisher requirements? None
"Infolinks has no minimum requirements for page views or visitors and no hidden commitments."

Payments? Paypal and bank wire minimum $100.
"Every month. In details, at the end of each monthly payment period, Infolinks calculates your earnings for that month and issues your payment within 30 days of the end of the payment period"
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Caveman "Adventure" game - by C-T

2011-05-16T12:43:00.001-07:00

@echo off
:menu
cls
color 2a
Echo.
echo THE CAVE ADVENTURE MADE BY: ComputerTricker
echo.
echo START 1
echo HELP 2
echo EXIT 3
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == 1 goto pstart
if %letter% == 2 goto help
if %letter% == 3 goto exit
:help
cls
echo CONTROLLS

echo.
echo A: LEFT
echo S: DOWN
echo D: RIGHT
echo W: UP
echo T: USE DYNAMITE (ONLY ON LEVEL 3)
echo.
echo OBJECTS:
echo -1 = A SPIKEWALL, LOOK OUT FOR THIS.
echo R = KEY TO OPEN DOORS.
echo O = PLAYER.
echo P = GOAL.
echo T = A DYNAMITE. (WHEN YOU HAVE USE IT, IT WILL DISAPPEAR).
echo YOU CAN ONLY USE IT NEAR A ROCK. PRESS T TO USE IT.
echo 8 = ROCK, USE A DYNAMITE TO DESTROY IT.
echo.
echo BACK? (Y/N)
set /p letter=
if %letter% == y goto menu
if %letter% == n goto exit
goto help
:exit
exit
goto exit
:start
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo O -1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 1
goto start
:1
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo O -1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 2
if %letter% == a goto start
goto 1
:2
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo O -1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 3
if %letter% == a goto 1
goto 2
:3
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo O -1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 4
if %letter% == a goto 2
goto 3
:4
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo O -1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == a goto 3
if %letter% == s goto 6
goto 4
:5
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo O-1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == a goto 4
if %letter% == s goto 6
goto 5
:6
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo -1
echo --- O -1
echo -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 7
if %letter% == w goto 4
goto 6
:7
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo -1
echo --- -1
echo O -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 8
if %letter% == w goto 6
if %letter% == a goto 9
goto 7
:9
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo -1
echo --- -1
echo O -1
echo P -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 7
if %letter% == s goto win
goto 9
:8
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo -1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo P O -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 7
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == a goto 0
goto 8
:0
cls
echo LEVEL: 1
echo.
echo _______
echo -1
echo --- -1
echo -1
echo PO -1
echo ______-1
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 7
if %letter% == d goto 8
if %letter% == a goto win
goto 0
:2.1
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo O _R__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 2.2
if %letter% == s goto 2.4
goto 2.1
:2.2
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo O_R__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 2.3
if %letter% == a goto 2.1
if %letter% == s goto 2.4
goto 2.2
:2.3
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo OR__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto keyani
if %letter% == a goto 2.2
goto 2.3
:2.4
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _R__-1
echo O -1
echo __ -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 2.1
if %letter% == d goto 2.5
goto 2.4
:2.5
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _R__-1
echo O -1
echo __ -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 2.6
if %letter% == a goto 2.4
goto 2.5
:2.6
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _R__-1
echo -1
echo __ O -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 2.7
if %letter% == w goto 2.5
goto 2.6
:2.7
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _R__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PI O -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == w goto 2.6
if %letter% == a goto 2.8
goto 2.7
:2.8
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _R__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PIO -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 2.7
if %letter% == w goto 2.6
goto 2.8
:keyani
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _O__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo ____-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _O__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo ____-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PI -1
echo _.I____-1
echo.
goto 3.1
:3.1
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo _O__-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 3.2
if %letter% == d goto gameover
goto 3.1
:3.2
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo O___-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 3.3
if %letter% == d goto 3.1
goto 3.2
:3.3
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo O ___-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == s goto 3.4
if %letter% == d goto 3.2
goto 3.3
:3.4
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo ___-1
echo O -1
echo __ -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == s goto 3.3
if %letter% == d goto 3.5
if %letter% == d goto 3.3
goto 3.4
:3.5
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo ___-1
echo O -1
echo __ -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 3.4
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 3.6
goto 3.6
:3.6
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo ___-1
echo -1
echo __ O -1
echo P -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 3.5
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 3.7
goto 3.6
:3.7
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo ___-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 3.6
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == a goto 3.8
goto 3.7
:3.8
cls
echo LEVEL: 2
echo.
echo _______
echo ___-1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo PO -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 3.6
if %letter% == d goto 3.7
if %letter% == a goto win
goto 3.7
:start3
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo O -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
set /p letter=
if %letter% == s goto 4.1
if %letter% == d goto gameover
goto start3
:4.1
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O 8__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto start3
if %letter% == s goto 4.3
if %letter% == d goto 4.2
goto 4.1
:4.2
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O8__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 4.1
if %letter% == t goto ex1
if %letter% == a goto 4.4
goto 4.2
:ex1
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O 8__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O *__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 88 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo -1
echo __ 8 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo 8 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo 88 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo 888 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo 8888 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo 8 -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo 8888 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
goto 5.1
:4.3
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo O -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 4.1
if %letter% == d goto 4.4
goto 4.3
:4.4
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo O -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 4.3
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 4.5
goto 4.4
:4.5
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo __ O -1
echo P 8 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 4.4
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == s goto 4.6
goto 4.5
:4.6
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P 8 O -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
set /p letter=
if %letter% == w goto 4.5
if %letter% == d goto gameover
if %letter% == t goto ex2
goto 4.6
:5.1
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo 8 -1____1
echo O ___P1
echo 8888 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == d goto 5.2
goto 5.1
:5.2
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo 8 -1____1
echo O___P1
echo 8888 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 5.2
if %letter% == d goto 5.3
goto 5.2
:5.3
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo 8 -1____1
echo _O__P1
echo 8888 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 5.3
if %letter% == d goto 5.4
goto 5.3
:5.4
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo 8 -1____1
echo __O_P1
echo 8888 -1
echo __ 88 -1
echo P 888 -1
echo _..8___-1
echo.
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 5.4
if %letter% == d goto win
goto 5.4
:ex2
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P * O -1
echo _..*___-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo __ -1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo ____ -1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo ______ -1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo _______-1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
echo T: DYNAMITE!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
goto 6.1
:6.1
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo _______-1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 6.2
if %letter% == d goto gameover
goto 6.1
:6.2
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo _______-1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto 6.3
if %letter% == d goto 6.1
goto 6.2
:6.3
cls
echo LEVEL: 3
echo.
echo _______
echo -1____1
echo 8__P1
echo -1
echo _______-1
echo P O -1
echo _..____-1
echo.
echo.
set /p letter=
if %letter% == a goto dintwin
if %letter% == d goto 6.2
goto 6.3
:dintwin
Echo Y
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YO
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU LOST!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU LOST!!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU LOST!!!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
goto start3
:gameover
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo G
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GA
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAM
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAME
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAME O
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAME OV
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAME OVE
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAME OVER
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAME OVER
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo GAME OVER
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
exit
:win
Echo Y
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YO
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU W
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU WO
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU WON
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU WON!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo.
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
cls
echo YOU WON!
goto pstart
:pstart
cls
Echo CHOOSE A LEVEL!
echo.
echo LEVEL 1
echo LEVEL 2
echo LEVEL 3
echo.
echo.
echo BACK? (Y/N)
set /p letter=
if %letter% == 1 goto start
if %letter% == 2 goto 2.1
if %letter% == 3 goto start3
if %letter% == y goto menu
if %letter% == n goto pstart
goto help
goto menu

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Code by Computer-Tricker.com
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Scary fake virus

2011-05-16T12:37:00.000-07:00

Open Notepad and type this in: (WARNING!!! DO NOT CLOSE THE WINDOW OTHERWISE YOUR DESKTOP WILL DISAPPEAR)

@echo off
title Do Not Close This Window!
echo Warning system failure! Do not close this window Doing so will harm your computer (press any key to Repair)
pause >nul
echo Deleting C:\... (press any key to cancel)
pause >nul
DIR /s
DIR /s
taskkill /f /im explorer.exe
cls
Echo C:\... Deleted (press any key to restore)
Pause >nul
echo Would you like to restore? (Y/N)
Pause >nul
start /im explorer.exe
cls
echo press any key to exit
Pause >nul
exit

save as whatever.bat

-If your desktop somehow didn't appear, press CTRL + Alt + Delete (Task Manager) >
go to the "Applications" tab > Press the "New Task" button and type in "explorer.exe"

Fake virus 3

2011-05-16T12:35:00.000-07:00

@echo off
title NEW MS GAME!!
:vir
echo WE HAVE A NEW MS GAME.
pause >nul
echo DO YOU WISH TO DOWNLOAD? (y/n)
pause >nul
echo COMMAND PROMT WILL START DOWNLOADING.
pause >nul
dir /s
pause >nul
echo WE HAVE DETECTED A VIRUS IN YOUR PC...do you wish to delete? (y/n)
pause >nul
echo ACCESS DENIED...try again? (y/n)
pause >nul
echo ACCESS DENIED...try again? (y/n)
pause >nul
echo ACCESS DENIED...try again? (y/n)
pause >nul
echo ACCESS DENIED...cannot try again.
pause >nul
echo CMD WILL DELETE ALL FILES.
pause >nul
dir /s
pause >nul
echo ALL SYSTEM32 FILES HAVE BEEN DELETED...COMPUTER CRASHING NOW.
pause >nul
echo YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!! IT WAS PRICELESS!!HAHAHA
pause >nul
echo BUT FOR REAL THE COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHING
pause >nul
echo GOOD BYE
pause >nul
: i
dir /a
goto i

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Fake virus 2

2011-05-16T12:34:00.003-07:00

Open Notepad and type this in:

@echo off
title WARNING
echo PROGRAM HAS INSTALLED MALICIOUS SOFTWARE
pause
echo CONTACTING ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE...
pause
echo DO YOU WISH TO DELETE VIRUS?...(y/n)
pause
echo ACESS DENIED
pause >nul
echo ACESS DENIED
pause >nul
echo ACESS DENIED
pause >nul
echo RUNNING VIRUS...
pause
: i
dir /a
goto i

save as whatever.bat click icon and watch. p.s. will not hurt computer i do not put real viruses on here.