I reject your reality and substitute my own! 2009-07-10T09:23:22Z WordPress http://darkx-studios.com/?feed=atom darkxhttp://feedburner.google.com Alex http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1046&langswitch_lang=en 2009-07-10T09:23:22Z 2009-07-10T09:23:22Z 2 De cand si-a luat maica-mea masina, pentru ca eu nu am permis de conducere, eu doar parchez. Cum venim de undeva. Maica-mea baga avarile, coboara, eu urc la volan si parchez masina. Ca urmare a acestui obicei, s-au intamplat doua lucruri: 1.) Eu am invatat parcarea cu spatele la perfectie. 2.) Maica-mea ramas cu o lacuna in cunostintele [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=ONRg3OSir60:cmPXu1gMYn4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=ONRg3OSir60:cmPXu1gMYn4:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=ONRg3OSir60:cmPXu1gMYn4:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=ONRg3OSir60:cmPXu1gMYn4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=ONRg3OSir60:cmPXu1gMYn4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/ONRg3OSir60" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1046 Alex http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1040&langswitch_lang=en 2009-07-10T08:39:28Z 2009-07-10T08:36:39Z 5 Acesta este un top al celor mai proaste reclame care sunt acum pe orice post de televiziune. I. Pe primul loc este o reclama la o cafea. Nu am reusit sa gasesc linkul dar stiu ce era ceva cu un tata care gasea, de dimineata, un barbat in camera fetei lui. Reclama asta e locul intai [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=gKlO5KL8Uuc:pGNKRq3YeOo:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=gKlO5KL8Uuc:pGNKRq3YeOo:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=gKlO5KL8Uuc:pGNKRq3YeOo:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=gKlO5KL8Uuc:pGNKRq3YeOo:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=gKlO5KL8Uuc:pGNKRq3YeOo:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/gKlO5KL8Uuc" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1040 Alex http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1033&langswitch_lang=en 2009-07-10T08:55:25Z 2009-07-10T05:52:38Z 1 Acum, ca mi-am luat si eu un cappucino din statie. Si ca durerea de cap sta sa paleasca. Pot sa va povestesc si eu cum a fost aseara la beertweetmeet . Am ajuns acolo la indemnul lui necenzurat. Care citise partea cu &#8220;bere gratis&#8221; si acolo se oprise. Cum am intrat in club, am dat peste [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=V-cG4IYKVCc:GW8GNURPHUo:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=V-cG4IYKVCc:GW8GNURPHUo:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=V-cG4IYKVCc:GW8GNURPHUo:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=V-cG4IYKVCc:GW8GNURPHUo:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=V-cG4IYKVCc:GW8GNURPHUo:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/V-cG4IYKVCc" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1033 Mari http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1026 2009-07-07T19:53:45Z 2009-07-07T19:32:27Z 0 Urasc sa fiu luata de proasta. Ca sa explic de ce zic asta, vreau sa va relatez un fapt. Azi am vrobit cu o &#8220;doamna&#8221; care s-a nascut odata cu Decebal, si se comporta cu mine exact cum se comporta Aglae cu Felix (din Enigma Otiliei). Zic acest lucru deoarece am aceleasi aspiratii profesionale ca ale lui [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=kCy9zxBFXhI:VGFuhYotzc8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=kCy9zxBFXhI:VGFuhYotzc8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=kCy9zxBFXhI:VGFuhYotzc8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=kCy9zxBFXhI:VGFuhYotzc8:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=kCy9zxBFXhI:VGFuhYotzc8:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/kCy9zxBFXhI" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1026 Mari http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1022 2009-07-06T13:18:10Z 2009-07-06T13:16:29Z 4 Oficial, m-am linistit. Am luat bacul, urmeaza admiterea la facultate. Maturitatea mea ia valoarea de 8, si sper sa nu fie o constanta Vreau sa-i multumesc lui Alex ca a avut rabdare si mi-a suportat crizele, ca m-a ajutat sa aflu rezultatele cand serverele erau blocate si ca nu m-a omorat fiindca l-am trezit de dimineata. <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=NFgAMGOvmKI:piLLcK6wZjA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=NFgAMGOvmKI:piLLcK6wZjA:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=NFgAMGOvmKI:piLLcK6wZjA:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=NFgAMGOvmKI:piLLcK6wZjA:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=NFgAMGOvmKI:piLLcK6wZjA:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/NFgAMGOvmKI" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1022 Mari http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1017 2009-07-03T20:01:29Z 2009-07-03T19:57:42Z 3 Ati vazut vrodata pe cineva emotionat? Probabil ca era agitat, transpirat, nu avea pofta de mancare, fuma incontinuu (dupa caz), prezenta o forma foarte ciudata de ras nervos. Asa sunt eu acum. Desi nu prea am dormit in timpul bacului, nici acum, cand s-a terminat, nu prea am somn. De exemplu: - aseara m-am bagat in pat [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=uiHspBQ9T9Y:1v6fZf5-PN0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=uiHspBQ9T9Y:1v6fZf5-PN0:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=uiHspBQ9T9Y:1v6fZf5-PN0:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=uiHspBQ9T9Y:1v6fZf5-PN0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=uiHspBQ9T9Y:1v6fZf5-PN0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/uiHspBQ9T9Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1017 Alex http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1012 2009-07-03T09:15:09Z 2009-07-03T09:06:12Z 6 De cand maica-mea a luat un mare teanc de bonuri cadou de la servici. Eu imi cumpar in fiecare dimineata tigari cu bonul de la supermarket-ul din spate. Singurul minus fata de banii reali este ca la bonuri nu se da rest. Azi am luat un pachet de tigari, o punga de chipsuri si o guma [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=uA10bCEzteg:6kRyECQku7Q:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=uA10bCEzteg:6kRyECQku7Q:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=uA10bCEzteg:6kRyECQku7Q:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=uA10bCEzteg:6kRyECQku7Q:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=uA10bCEzteg:6kRyECQku7Q:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/uA10bCEzteg" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1012 Alex http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1007 2009-06-29T21:05:54Z 2009-06-29T21:05:42Z 2 Poti sa faci ceva asa de interesant ? <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=3Qp1nnEIzF4:F6XDUFdVq2I:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=3Qp1nnEIzF4:F6XDUFdVq2I:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=3Qp1nnEIzF4:F6XDUFdVq2I:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=3Qp1nnEIzF4:F6XDUFdVq2I:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=3Qp1nnEIzF4:F6XDUFdVq2I:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/3Qp1nnEIzF4" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=1007 Alex http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=999 2009-06-29T20:31:21Z 2009-06-28T20:59:14Z 5 Acum cateva minute, la ora 11:20 PM, la usa mea bateau un politist si o politista. Scopul lor era sa ma &#8220;calmeze&#8221; pe mine. Dar sa incep cu inceputul: Ca toate povestile bune, totul incepe cu o bunicuta. O bunicuta care sta deasupra mea si care are o droaie de nepoti bezmetici si galagiosi, nepoti care in [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=7T8jWU62tbQ:mxUE7TSfyh0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=7T8jWU62tbQ:mxUE7TSfyh0:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=7T8jWU62tbQ:mxUE7TSfyh0:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=7T8jWU62tbQ:mxUE7TSfyh0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=7T8jWU62tbQ:mxUE7TSfyh0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/7T8jWU62tbQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=999 Alex http://darkx-studios.com http://darkx-studios.com/?p=989 2009-06-28T16:48:18Z 2009-06-28T16:43:14Z 4 Astazi, ma duceam linistit sa imi cumpar un pachet de tigari cand doua specimene de &#8220;regine&#8221; au trecut pe langa mine rumegand un kebab. Nimic spectaculos pana aici ( in afara de minunea ca erau amandoua slabe desii mancau ca nehalitele ) . Si cum se duc pe langa mine, deodata vad una dintre pachiderme cum [...]<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=-KCA2MLeLZM:2K3bDWZOo2w:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=-KCA2MLeLZM:2K3bDWZOo2w:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=-KCA2MLeLZM:2K3bDWZOo2w:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?a=-KCA2MLeLZM:2K3bDWZOo2w:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/darkx?i=-KCA2MLeLZM:2K3bDWZOo2w:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/darkx/~4/-KCA2MLeLZM" height="1" width="1"/>http://darkx-studios.com/?p=989